Funny Movie Quotes

I love watching movies and hearing all of the hilarious quotes! lol, so I thought we could post some of our favorite, extra funny ones here! So here are some of mine

Cake Day- from Bewitched

Jack (will ferrall) - "And I want a cake! A 10 story high cake! Eeee-vvvery Wednesday's cake day! And were're gonna bring it out, and evvveerrrry one is gonnnaa be really suprised! Cause it's cake day!"

V's V-line from V for Vendetta

V (Hugo Weaving): Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond (Natalie Portman): Are you like a crazy person?
V (Hugo Weaving): I'm quite sure they will say so.

Rofl!!!! i totally got lost in V's line, but then cracked up at the 'Are you like a crazy person? -I'm quite sure they will say so'-part :D He talked to quickly and i had no subtitles, so i tried to follow but after the three first lines i was totally lost (with Sawyer btw!) haha :D

Practically every line in Monty Python and the Holy Grail was funny... just to name a few:

Nurse at the Castle Anthrax- Yes, It is a lonely life here, with not many handsome knights such as yourself. We spend our time cleaning..... cooking.... oh, and making exciting underwear!
___

Poor Lady- Well, who are you, then?
Arthur- I am your king!
Lady-.... Well I didn't vote for you....

___ lol

One of my faveourite movies is the family stone! I love Amy (Rachel McAdams)

Amy:She has got this throat-clearing tick... it's like she's digging for clams!

Meredith: I hope I'm not putting anybody out
Amy: Me, you're putting Me out

Meredith: I don't care whether you like me or not!
Amy: Of course you do.


Amy: Always a bridesmaid... and never a bride!

Actually, its not from a movie but a show "Charmed"

It was the episode where this old wizard comes and the charmed ones wonder if he is good or bad....something like that. so this is how it goes, or how I remember it

Piper: Who are you?
Old Wizard: I thought you'd be able to tell! Im a Wizard!
Paige: A wizard? I thought there were only warlocks?
Old Wizard: Have you never heard of a wizard before?
Paige: Does Harry Potter count?
Piper: Ok, ok! Enoguh!

IDK, I just thought it was funny. That may not how it goes, but heres another from Charmed. It's when they are deciding a name for Whyatt.

Paige: Just name him Harry
Leo: Are you crazy?
Paige: What? He can be a famous witch by the name of Harry Potter!
Piper: His name is not going to be Potter or Harry because he's taking the last name Halliwell.

It went something like that! IDK, i dont really remember..but yea, i thought that was funny too! well, i shall be back for more!!

Brianna

From Pirates of the Caribbean~
Jack: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really...except Elizabeth who is, in fact, a woman.


From Rent (I'm pretty sure this is an appropriate one...)~

Joanne: You were flirting with the woman in rubber!
Maureen: There will ALWAYS be women in rubber flirting with me!

From Over the Hedge~

Hammy: I am a crazy, rabid squirrel! I want my cookies!

Verne: I thought we'd be dead by step two, so this is going great.

RJ: That's a diaper and that DOES come out of a wazoo.

Alright, I have more from POTC---

Jack- The Rum! Its gone!
Elizabeth- Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack- BUt..... why is the rum gone??!!!

^^lol, its the delivery of that line which makes it hysterical.

Jack- Well, I think we've all come to a special place here... Physically? Spiritually? Grammatically? *to Elizabeth* I'm so sorry, doll, it wouldn't've worked between us... I'm sorry... And Will?..... nice hat!

^^ lol, that scene cracks me up

Will- What did he use for rope?
Jack- Human hair...from my back!

Barbossa- Why thank you Jack
Jack- Your welcome
Barbossa- Oh not you, we named the monkey Jack

This is one from POTC- DMC... i saw it in the trailer :D

ELizabeth- There are moments in your life where you have a chance to do good.
Jack- I like those moments.... I like to wave at them as they pass on by!

:cherry:

These are ones from POTC- DMC movie, I just saw it!!!

Elizabeth:There are moments in your life where you have a chance to do good.
Jack: I love those moments! I like to wave at them as they pass on by

Voodo Lady- Here ya go, now
Jack- A jar of dirt? This is a jar of dirt.
Voodo lady- Yes
Jack- Is...the jar of dirt going to help?
Voodoo lady- If you don't want it then give it back
Jack- No! (holds it close)

Jack: Why is the rum always gone? (stumbles) oh! that's why..

Jack: Elizabeth! (turns to Gibbs) Hide the rum...

More from POTC: Dead Man's Chest! (Funniest. Movie. Ever. Really.)

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. People are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.

Elizabeth: I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum soaked PIRATES!

Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was horribly mutinied.
Davey Jones: Then I guess that means you were a poor captain. But a captain nonetheless!

Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost...[gets splashed by a wave] Captain Jack Sparrow.

Eirbear wrote:

More from POTC: Dead Man's Chest! (Funniest. Movie. Ever. Really.)

Norrington: You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. People are always surprised.
Will Turner: With good reason.


Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here?
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.

Jack Sparrow: This is the day you will always remember as the day you almost...[gets splashed by a wave] Captain Jack Sparrow.

Those three were my favs out of all of them and the one that Darkmoonlight has as her Signature! LOL

ohhh my defintley these ones from Anchorman -

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch. The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid. Get out of here, Panda Jerk.


Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those clothes from, the toilet store?

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.


ok well thats a lot (but i have so much more) from one movie and now i can't stop laughing. :D