Favourite quotes from PoA

I am on a roll tonight - someone please hand me some water lol

Ok, has anyone got any favourite quotes specifically from PoA?

It was one of my favourite books so I have a few, but to start with I will simply put these:

"Harry - this is a Pocket Sneakoscope. If there's someone untrustworthy around, it's supposed to light up and spin. Bill says it's rubbish sold for wizard tourists and isn't reliable, because it kept lighting up at dinner last night. But he didn't realize Fred and George had put beetles in his soup."
~ Ron Weasley

"Them Azkaban guards give me the collywobbles."
~ Ernie Prang

"You're fighting a losing battle there, dear."
~ Mirror; to Harry Potter about his wild hair

i liked the whole marauder bit.

I loved all the quidditch parts in this book...with the twins and Oliver..

"Wood's still in the shower. We thuink he's trying to drown himself." lol

I have a bunch of quotes I like from it heh I just need to find them all haha I will post them later. Mostly funny ones!!

Ron: Let me get this straight, Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban to come after you?
Harry: Yeah
Hermione: But they'll catch Black, won't they? I mean everyone's looking for him.
Ron: Sure. Except no one's ever broken out of Azkaban before and he's a murderous raving lunatic.
Harry: Thanks, Ron.
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Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.
Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!
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Geroge: Not flashing that clipping about again, are you Ron?
Ron: I haven't shown anyone.
Fred: No, not a soul. Not unless you count Tom.
George: The day maid.
Fred: The night maid.
George: The cook.
Fred: That bloke who couldn't fix the toilet.
George: And that wizard from Belgium
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Sirius Black: Brilliant, Snape. Once again you've put your keen and penetrating mind to the task and as usual come to the wrong conclusion

In the movie:

Sirius Black: Sorry about the bite. I reckon that twinges a bit.
Ron: A bit? A bit? You almost tore my leg off!

Harry, rubbing his head: Ow...that hurt
Hermione: Sorry!

Hermione, after punching Malfoy: That felt good
Ron: Good? That was bloody Brilliant!

Hermione: Ahoooooooo!!
Harry: Hermione, what are you doing! Ssh!
Hemione: Saving your life! Ahoooooooooo!
Harry: It's coming after us, now!
Hermione: Right. Didn't think about that. Run!

Dumbledore: Well?
Hermione: We've dont it!
Dumbledore: Done what? Goodnight!

Ron: wha..wha? Okay, how did you get from there, when I was talking to you right there!

'But he never finished the question, because what he saw made his voice die in his throat. Lupin was lowering his wand, he had walked to Black's side, seized his hand, pulled him to his feet so that Crookshanks fell to the floor, and embraced Black like a brother.'

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' "-unless he was the one... unless you switched... without telling me?"
Very slowly, his sunken gaze never leaving Lupin's face, Black nodded.

These are just two of my favourite quotes that i can Find at the mo'. lol.

there are so many good quotes, i cant list them all lol

Professor Snape: [taps the blank Marauder's Map with his wand] Reveal your secrets.
[writing appears on the map]
Professor Snape: Read it.
Harry: "Messrs. Mooney, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and..."
Professor Snape: Go on.
Harry: "... and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

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Ron: [sitting bolt upright in bed] Spiders... the spiders... they want me to tap-dance. And I don't want to tap-dance!
Harry: You tell those spiders, Ron.
Ron: Yeah, tell them... I'll tell them...

this is my all time fave quote out of any book so here it goes:

'As though an invisble hand were writing upon it, words appeared on the smooth surface of the map.

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's buisness."

. . .

"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git."

. . .

"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that would ever become a professor."

. . .

"Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape a good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball."

. . .

"Because...," Lupin hesitated, "because these mapmakers would have wanted to lure you out of school. They'd think it extremely entertaing" '

Ha-ha, I aboslutly love that part!

I agree. I loved the Maurader's map comments.. I was literally laughing out loud.