Film Quotes Game

Post a film quote and the next person will have to guess it, then post their own. Try not to cheat by using google!

To begin:

"Here, picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting on the fire, and my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven."

Beauty & the Beast :D

"Men like you are the reason I left Finland."

Confessions of a Shopaholic?


Now this one, an easy one. xD

You must obey every command that I give you without question."

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince!!! Yay, I finally knew a quote! XD

"That is the ugliest eff-ing skirt I have ever seen."

not a clue i guess..... like mean girls?

"you know you'r mood swings are starting to give me whip lash."

Oh come on steph you can do better than that!

TWILIGHT!

"The moon unit will be divided into two divisions: Moon Unit Alpha and Moon Unit Zappa."

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me :D


"I'm wanted, I'm hot, / I'm everything you're not."

Bring It On? Never seen the movie...but I used Google.

Okay...

"Do you want to know why I use a knife? Guns are too quick. You can't savor all the... little emotions"

kinda easy probably. XD

The Dark Knite i know that one

"i said the word i said the words just like you said... ok i may not have said every last syllable but i said the words."

Hee hee, Surfs Up!! SUch a cute movie!

"The truth is I am a driver. Nothing more. This is my destiny. I will never know what it's like to be an American, never know what it feels like to kill with no reason."

^Looooove this movie!!

Rush Hour 3? xD

"The people back home wouldn't buy a ring if they knew it cost someone else their hand."

(^--- Great movie )

Blood Diamond?


"Yeah. Yeah, sexy, huh? How 'bout this for a number? Six. That's how old my other daughter is, eight is the age of my son, two is how many times I've been married - and divorced; sixteen is the number of dollars I have in my bank account. 850-3943. That's my phone number, and with all the numbers I gave you, I'm guessing zero is the number of times you're gonna call it.


Hehe. Love to quote the whole thing. xD Sorry.

Erin Brockovich - didn't even need to check it up :D

Character 1: How can they not intervene when they witness such atrocities?
Character 2: I think if people see this footage they'll say, "oh my God that's horrible," and then go on eating their dinners.

Hotel Rwanda, people were Paul and Jack. :D


This one could be easy, but...hehe, I like it, so...

"I'm the king of the world!"

:D

TITANIIIIIIIIC :D

"Charlotte has pudding in her Prada."

Sex and the City?



next quote:

person 1: "Santa's coming to town, guys!"

person 2: *screams* "SANTA!!! I know him! I know HIM!!!"

i have noooooo idea!!!!

"First person: Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats, you know.
Second person: Yeah, along with the dungbeetle."

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, when they're in the Leaky Cauldron before school, and the trio was talking about the Weasley's trip to Egypt...whoops, went overboard with details. XD

(My quote was from ELF!! Sha-duh! XD )

person 1: I'm gonna kidnap him. I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
person 2: Wouldn't it just have been easier to make an appointment?"

National Treasure: Book of Secrets


"I'm sorry I can't break that rule. I have a rule about that."

Made of Honor?

"Not everyone is meant to make a difference. But for me, the choice to lead an ordinary life is no longer an option."

SPIDER MAN! :D

"I don't read the script. The script reads me."

(NOTE TO IDIOTS; Do not post if you don't know the answer.. -.-)

Tropic Thunder

Character 1: If I were you, I'd give up!
Character 2: If you were me, I'd be ugly.

Peter Pan


"My parents put an ocean between them after the nastiest divorce ever. No joke. People study it."

Raise Your Voice


Mother: Where's Cady?
Father: She went out.
Mother: She's grounded.
Father: [surprised] Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?

Mean Girls :D


"I feel like I just found out that my favorite love song was written about a sandwich."

27 Dresses xD


Character #1: It's our motto.
Character #2: What's a motto?
Character #3: Nothing. What's a motto with you? xD

Lion King <3

"I'm not too worried about it, really. I wouldn't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'm not worried at all. "

Superbad!!! XD

"I'm afraid our 'type' cannot get the job done. Without qualified help, I would have to resign this appointment. I am leading my men to slaughter."

Public Enemies


"You! Higher mammal. Can you read?

MADAGASCARRRR!!!!!!! whooooo!!!


next:


person 1: You mix your Wheaties with your momma's toe jam
person 2: Well you bob for apples in the toilet. ANd you like it.
person 1: Well....you play ball like a girl.
person 2: What did you say?
person 1: You heard me.
Person 2: Tomorrow. Noon, at our field. Be there, buffalo-butt breath.
person 1: Count on it, pee-drinking crap-face!

looooooove this mooovie!!!

The Sandlot?

"You know, when I see women giving birth on tv there is all this gripping bedsteads and rolling around in agony. This is a bit boring."

I IMDB-ed that and it said "The Bad Mother's Handbook", but it said that's a TV show....oh well that is my guess!


person 1: How was school today, boys?
person 2: I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
person 1: Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
person 3: The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
person 4: Bingo.
person 1: Nice.
person 3: She said "No, you're wrong." I said "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pee-d in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
person 4: I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.

well I know that's kinda long, but it's soooo funny I had to put the whole scene. XD

The Ballad of Ricky Bobby!!!!! yaya!

Person 1: Hey man, you done with that apple core
Person 2: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?

(Kimmers, that doesn't mena it's a tv show... it's a movie that was only showed on tv, it never had a premiere... -.- Sometimes you disppoint me, kimmers :D)

Joe Dirt?

"I think World War II just started."

(oooh....*headdesk* haha, I totally knew that Caro!!! XD)

Pearl Harbor.

next:

person 1: Ma'am this ride has a 300 pound weight limit.
person 2: I don't weigh no 30 pounds. I weigh 165, how you doin'?

XD

NORBIT :D

"What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?"

Into the wild... great movie

First Person: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
Second Person: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
First Person: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of...
Third Person: Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!

(Into the Wild is <3)

The Simpsons Movie

"I love you. I'll wait for you. Come back. Come back to me. "

...

Madagascar :D

"It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy."

No, that was ATONEMENT *dies a little*

My Best Friend's Wedding

Character 1: I love you.
Character 2: I know.

Um..The Empire Strikes back?


"Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever.. and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you"

Actually, it was "Return of the Jedi" :D

Meet Joe Black

Next:
[his answering machine message] Hey, this is Phil. Leave me a message, or don't, but do me a favor: don't text me, it's gay.

Oh XD I was close!

The Hangover?


"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

Yes, closer than the random MADAGASCAR guess when the answer was ATONEMENT *glares*

...well done, Caitlin :D

Dumb & Dumber <3

[after seeing what the Zorgons did to the living room] My gerbil was in there.

Thanks XD

I believe that was from Zathura?

"If you don't shut up I'm gonna take this rock and bring it down on your head so hard that a substance resembling guacamole is gonna come out of your ears!"

IM SORRY XD i think google spazzed out on me :p
AND actually your star wars quote is from the empire stricks back *dies alittle* x.x

Miles Monroe in Sleeper

“Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, boy.” hehe

Actually, the quote is also in "Return of the Jedi", you plebe. I know it's in "Empire Strikes Back", BUT I wanted the one from "Return of the Jedi", when HAN SOLO says it, and LEIA says "I know"

GOD, STOP MANHANDLING ME LIKE AN IDIOT!!!!!!

*is done*

Star Wars (Oh how VERY original of you!)

"I'd rather fight with you than make love with anyone else."

Because I'm in an extremely bad mood, and mean, and I feel constantly misunderstood, and I'm sorry for exploding like that - SORREEEEEHHH!!!!! *huggles*

Anyway, you didn't put a new one, E. So I'll put one xD

Character 1: What's a threesome?
Character 2: It's a game, that adults play sometimes... When they're bored.
Character 1: ...Whatever.