Make an Outrageous Lie about the previous poster!

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I love this game!!!

Not sure if this is already in the games or if it's any good, but i thought i'd post it and give it a shot.

Anyway, this game is preety much self explainatory. You make up a lie about the previous person..I'll do one about me and hopefully you'll get the idea.

Example: Cher-rae is Lord Voldemort and plans to kidnap Hedwig

Now whoever posts next would tell a lie about me!!! :D

Lifey is secretly an x-ray technician who x-rays dogs and rats in her spare time.

(*cackles evilly* *looks up startled* dang! their on to me! lol)

Ginny was really professor trewlawny in a past life

(Nah in a present life)

Lifey runs a zoo. But not just any zoo, her subjects are not animals, but socks! And during the evening she has the socks jump through hoops for treats-in this case, eraser caps. :O

Ginny enjoys moonilit walks with the giant squid, where they snog, swim, and eat dried merpeople's shedded skin.

Ginny married Kermit the frog then was thrown into a bubbling oozy puddle of goo where she found her 5th husband and admitted to secretly being the leader of a 'charming' cult and threatening to take over the world of monkeys and elephants with her secret weapon of Peach Juice!!!!!

Jesse enjoys dressing up as Hermione and pretending to be smart...er... i meant...pretends to be even smarter!!

Jesse used to do hot-dog eating contests for a living, but then worked all of the weight he gained by ice-skating professionally. (teehee!)

Cookie enjoy's tangoing with dobby

... how did you find out? lol

Lifers is actually a salesperson for Lifesavers, and changed her name to Lifey for a better affect on clients... (hey, I'm not creative!)

(lol)

Cookie is engaged to hagrid (meh, i'm not to creative either) the only thing is she is actually a cookie

(o dear... I have been found out!)


Lifey is actually a Death Eater... You know that picture in her avi? Thats her.

(*hides* i'm only an auror in hiding for the order!!!)

Cookie has an evil twin named brownie who is in love with draco who is in love with the giant squid who is dating ginny, but really in love with cookie

(it took me a while to sort that out... *runs away with her squid lover* lmao)

Lifers has a twin named Death-ers and they frequently picnic with the giant squid.

(um....)

(...sure...lol!!!)

Cookie is jealous of Lifey because she thinks she's having an affair with the giant squid, when in fact that is Lifey's twin.

Lifey is actually my ex-wife who had Amy who is my daughter who married Lucius Malfoy that had a hippo that elfie adopted that fell in love with an apple in which Lifey used a love potion on to fall in love with a tree. Lifey has caused a huge uproar with the hippos and they are sending their HTF-Hippo Task Force- to capture Lifey and make her marry Ron Weasley who is her brother that she doesn't know about but everyone else does.

(evil little slytherin aren't I?...it's the happy meds I'm on No painnnnnnnnn right now yippy yaaaay)

(....no more meds for Jesse...)

Jesse was once an angel, but then he got kicked out of heaven because he was picking his nose too much and wiping it on little children. While he was down here on Earth, he began making friends with lawn gnomes, all of whom he named after characters in Harry Potter. One day, George-the-gnome got hit by an icecream truck. Jesse was so jealous (HE wanted to get hit by the ice cream truck of course) that he kicked Luna-the-gnome and dented in her mouth. Now, he's in jail-obviously-for the pulverization of lawn gnomes. He is being questioned by GROAF (Gnome Rights of America Federation)-and will be released sometime this September. To pass the time, Jesse makes unicorns and vampires out of pillows, and will be starring in his own television show "Incarcerated Me" which can be expected to be aired sometime this year. Oh, and Jesse dreams that zebra eats him every night.

(*sighs* That was far too easy)

Ginny is married to george the bird, has five children with him, and sent three of them to hogwarts to be post owls

Lifey is really my brother's ex-girlfriend that broke up with him because he has anger management problems, but is secretly in love with the staircase that leads to the choir room in my school that is actually a swirling vortex in which Lifey plans to go into so that she may rule the world as an apple....

amber is really an extra from gilmore girls and is sectretly trying to take over teh world

(cool :D)

Lifey is actually Billy the Kid, who ran all the way to the house shes currently living in so that she could hide out. however she has recently come out of hiding and is now trying to kill us all for knowing who she/he really is.

(lol)

amber is really a first year who has disguised herself as a fith year

Lifey is actually Voldermort in disguse

(ooooo yes mwahahahaha *skips in circles*)

amber enjoys picnic lunches with pigwidgeon

(lol you found me out)

Lifey is really a 5 year old who is extremly smart and on top of that shes actually a guy, who is as tall as me at 5 (im 5'8") and she/he/it plans to rule the world by the time she/he/it is 7

amber is actually a jelly belly watermelon flavored and the giant squid ate her, and she found a piece of microwavable popcorn in his stomach and she married it and then ran off with a piece o seaweed.

Lifey is really the governor of timbuktu, that was sent away by the spell saying "help this magic to undo, send her back to timbuktu," :D

Amber is a pole in diguise. She is an evil pole that once dressed up as a pinyata (I know pinyata has no y in it) to trick little children into attack her so she could use her magical powers to make THEM into poles. She also put a FAKE purple mole on her face to trick witches into liking her. It was really a purple marker. Not only that but she also forced all the campers at camp to call her Hermione last year and made them all bow to her and she had them tell her how she was the smartest person ever. And she says peanut butter is evil. And she hates brunettes like me She says my hair isnt dark enough. So she cut it off. And now she claims I'm a dude. So after that she forced me to give her candy, and made me go into a male model pageant for young teen males. Horrible Amber! Your evil poleness wont last forever XD

(HEY! you used my nick names aginst me! You are going down)

Merranda is the evil owner of pie factories. She currently forces cheetahs into the pies and then sells them saying they are apple. Also she says she has a green mole on her face but its really marker she is using so that she can copy me. She also can switch genders and became a guy so that she/he could hit on blondes. She/he also made an evil mohawk and beard so that she/he could controll all those with mohawks or beards. She/he also gives people the nickname pinyata so that she can whack them to death with pencils . She/he also talks everyone out of dating so that she can take there bf/gf so that she may make them into her not so loyal servents.

(WHAT?!?!?!?!?! And Amber, the part where you said I give people nicknames just to hit them with pencils is true and doesnt fit with this game You must make LIES. lol XD *hits Amber with pencil* Candy! Thank you Pinyata)

Amber was hitting on ALL the guys at camp. She was telling me all about this one guy Andrew, She though he was hot, so to get to know him she dressed up as a guy (using my mohawk style for her hair) and kept hitting on him failing to remember that she looked like a guy! So Andrew attacked her and she admitted she was a girl. He was disgusted so then she went after Marcus and hypnotized him using her amazing powers. Then she brought him to a GIRLS cabin and starting questioning him. Then our counselor found out and she blamed it on me, Traci, and Taylor. So then we had to go and dance infront of everyone. So then she was still angry no guy liked her, so she forced me to look like a guy and make a guy go out with her. But the guy saw through this, saved me from Amber's evilness, and now Amber is off terrorizing other towns. Watch out guys! Amber is a vicious guy-hunter! Bwuahahahahahah!!!

(lmao, very funny)

Merranda is actually Phoebe Turner. She recently killed her husband so that she could marry Leo instead but got bored with him so killed him off too. She then moved onto Chris so that she could have the awesomeness that is Drew Fuller. After that she rammed down the statue of Squidward so that she could be the worst clarinet player ever :D

Amber eats her own toe nail clippings and claims they give her magical tendancies. So then she runs around yelling weird things and when she trips, se'll yell "See?? The ground was afraid of of the powerful words I spoke so it made me fall!" Then a person would walk by and say "No the ground wanted you to shut up so it tripped you,"

Cheetahpie has imaginary friends, mostly bunnies and talks to them all day. Also eating carrots and thinking she's one too!
Yun
lol i got that from ur picture

So Yun is actually Legolas in disguise on this site and he is secretly in love with Elfie's hippos but can't find enough people to agree to go to his wedding that he wants to have with a spider.

Jesse is in Quebec visiting Marie, and while there, he has eaten several rabbits and turtles that live in Marie's backyard. Yesterday, he trashed her house by riding a unicorn through it and spilled ink all over her. Of course, Marie then punished him by tying him up in a tree and having people hit him with metal bats like a pinata.

(lol nice gin)

Ginny is really a chica from Mexico, trying to rule the world with a spoon. The spoon however hates her and is forced to work with her, thats why it recruted all the forks so that they could poke her off her throne, however the forks hate the spoons so they wouldnt help Ginny. So instead the sporks came in and took Ginny off her throne. Ginny then became the town fool so she ran off with the knife jumping over the moon she landed on planet Remmupvass but the people there ejected her to Remba, where she lives alone with no one as the knife left her for someone shinnier :D

(Psh I am too shiny...)

Amber was caught with another guy by Seamus in a dusty broom closet. Fortunately, Grawp pretended that it had been all an accident, so Amber happily jumped out and kissed Seamus again. Last yesterday, however, she was not so lucky. A herd of zoo keepers started chasing her around, exclaiming that she was an escaped Cjeselweuffleuffagus, and very nearly caught her. But, Neville, her ex-husband, mummified her and his hid her in the museum. Quite curious as to where their prize Cjeselweuffleuffagus, they then went to Wyoming, hoping to find her there. They were very excited when they found a pair of her socks that she had left behind, and they used those to ransom Neville for her. Tuesday next, they yelled about un-hooking her ingenius crane, and plotting to take away her favorite pillow.

Amber the Cjeselweuffleuffagus will be in the zoo next tomorrow :D

(ahhh but you distoried all the zoo's see)

Ginny recently got caught with Draco, which make Harry run off with Hermione. Draco ditched Ginny for that knife from the last post. So Ginny vowed to take over the Milky Way gallexy as well as Shysnersorn. So the first thing evil dictator Ginny did was destroy all the zoos the animals then rebelled against her, and put her into the Earth's core. Where the messed up teh magnetic field making giant holes in the O zone layer, when the people went to go fix the core she jumped the ship that was like a giant ciguar tube and then came to the surface where she was put to work in vegas as a spoon player, but as you remember the spoons hate her so she instead had to work with the same sporks that poked her off her throne, and they poked her out of Vegas. So now she comes to HE to take over the world without any silverwear :D

Amber dressed up as Hermione, and when Harry found out who she was it made him run off with Moaning Myrtle. Amber was so depressed, she bought herself a new vaccuum and named it "Crookshanks" so that it would keep her company. As would be expected, the vaccumm cleaner died due to "Zotnak related causes" and the love of Amber's life left her once again. So, she began kicking everybody around her who was in love. Amber has a part time job at a juice bar, where she has to grind the fruit into a pulp. During this job, she got pulp in her eye and slipped and fell on her asterisk. (hehe) So, because she was outraged that she was getting abused in the work place, she quit, and now pushes pencils for a living. Her one true dream is that someday. Igor Karkaroff will leave Umbridge for her.

(:shock: you are going down! again!)

Ginny recently married William Moseley, but she cheated on him with a fork. So he left her for Amber, aka me. Ginny was so sad that she ran to planet Nnyl, but the gases that where on the planet where so disgraced that they threw her to Stars Hollow. In Stars Hallow she and Kirk hit it off but he left her for the same knife that left her for Draco, that left him for Kirk. So Ginny ran back to Draco but he had decided that he whould date the fork that made her lose Will Moseley in the first place. So she went to Timbuktu, where she became a prisoner for jumping the ship from The Core. She then proceded to dig her way to Flordia with a spoon but as the spoons hate her, she ended up in the ocean. Her funeral was yesterday, and only Amber and Will and Kate, their first daughter, came.

(grrrrr)

Amber here, is really the mother of Neville Longbottom. And his real father is Professor Binns. Neville was born while the two were vacationing in Cuba. Lately, Amber has been sneaking to Hogwarts to see how her son is doing, and was very appalled when she found out that he kills jarveys and hippos. She grew even more upset when Professor Binns announced that he was not Neville's father, but insisted that Dobby was. After taking several tests, it was agreed that Dobby had fathered Neville. Amber is no in disgrace and cannot return to the Wizarding world. But, she has not given up on her son and the (supposedly real) father of her child. Perhaps some day, an octopus will invite them all to Umbridge's yearly tea party, and while there, they will rekindle their everlasting love. But until then, Amber has a job licking stamps at the post office.

Ginny uses a love potion on Harry, but it backfired and now Snape is running around the school demanding for her. Scared, Ginny steals Paige's (from Charmed) powers and orbs herself to the Amazon Rainforest where she is then eaten by a lion.

hehe

(Charmed :D)

Cher-rae is the smartest girl in her school but she is also the only girl, therefore she is also the least intelligent girl. She wears mismatched socks and her clothes are always on backwards and don't match. (Meh im not in the lying mood )

Ginny is really a fake, and is just another account that (*thinks of a name*) Piper made up because she was bored with her own account :D

Amber wishes she was as cool as I was, and really, she's a monkey who knows how to use a computer!

(lol nice)

thatblondechick is really Amber from Survior who comes here as she has nothing better to do now the she married Boston Rob :D

Amber is really my mom. Mom, make me a sandwich!

(lol, and NO )

Ginny is really a spoon who found a way to become people which is why the other spoons from the other posts hate her

Amber really has a secret desire to kiss Jesse. She also wants to be a teletubby.

(...what? :shock:)

Ginny is really Will Moseley in disguse and comes here to praise himself :D

Amber is really severus snape and has come to kidnap Elfie away! (she's missing you know)
lol
Yun