Hogwarts Experience's Family Tree Part 2

yes, like me!! I will be fatherless :(

LoL thats a good threat! think of all the homeless kids there'll be!

that's why I refused to be adopted when he asked me..hehe then I'll have too many family members but then weren't you one of his original adopted kids Elly?

I was indeed. In those good old days when peopel only had 4 or 5 kids lol. I was adopted when gin and jesse were married for the FIRST time

First? oh boy that was a while ago LoL

*sigh* back in the day there should be a limit on how many kids he can adopt...*gasps* I'll go warn the newbies! hehe

lol. I feel like i'm in taht family in Monty Python and the meanign of life where the children are everywhere. All in the cupboards, the closets, under the table. lol

lol jess...i was ginny's 6th child...that was also back then in their first marriage..jesse didnt have many kids either...i think i was like his 8th

*sniffles* I remember when I had only seven kids...and I was gonig to only have seven... Looks like that changed, eh? :D

*rolls eyes* You think, Mummy? *is number twenty-something*

Mum, all these siblings has made me go brain dead, I cna;t give up! Where's my allounce? Christmas is coming, how am I meant to buy presents for ALL my siblings!?

lol

I HAVE ANOTHER DAUGHTER! her names Natalie! XD

Awww Jess *feels loved as she looks at jess's sig* YOU'RE SO MY FAVORITE EX STEP MUMMY AND I LOOOOOVE YOU! *thinks she may have more than one but can't really remember*

Hehee, Elly. I dunno...there's sooo many.....

Yes back in the good old days when I was first married and only had 5 kids Heh then married jess several times and ginny and somewhere in there swifters and proposed to amy a dozen times then offered to adopt her and then ...well so on!

Ahhhh I think I can safely stay at 41 kids......for now :D It'll be all Ginny's fault if we adopt anymore!

I wonder how long it will take until Jimmy wants to change the rum bottles to children... :D

Pshaw, a pirate needs not children, only his sugar cane alcohol *nods*

You're a pirate now!? :D

..... arrr?

That sounded feeble, mother dearest.... it should be...

ARRR! I be a pirate an' ye can't do nout 'bout it!

XD

*laughs and gives Elly her allowance*

Since when are we all pirates, eh!??

Eh...now I sound like a Canadian...DARN YOU DIVERSE SOCIETY XD hahaha

Ginny!! Your grandmother's Canadian! XD Well. Kinda. :D I love you mum!!

Yarr, Mother I be havin some news te tell ye. I have decided to take a leaf out of jimmys book and be a pirate yarr. Ope ye don;t mind. But I love to sail me boat. Yarrr, thanks for the booty *takesallowance*

um...i'm not gonna be a pirate!

but i would like some money...from both parents!

I know Mum :D That's what makes it funny!

Well. I'm two daughters down *smiles serenely* That... one.... thing. Up there. And her twinny. *smiles again*

Oh, and if Jesse still is my brother... somehow.... yeah. He's not anymore :D

lol! this is sooo confusing!

but...swifty...your my grandmother *huggles*

*cries* I'm sorry children, but I've gone and gotten myself disowned...how sad...

Cries. "CRIES". That's not what you were doing when you gave me good reason to disown you!!

And WL don't you even DARE try and re-own them!

OY!

*grumbles about wives who tell important things after and not BEFORE they happen*

WHAT'S GOING ON!!!

Ginny...and Snowy...you are hereby Re-Owned...

*growls* No-one disowns my little princesses! Swifty! I'm sleeping on the sofa!!!

GOOD! *throws him out and mumbles about husbands who don't know about daughters and son-in-laws who call their mothers their house-elf*

*sticks tongue out*

Nyah!...You can't just disown a daughter once you have one!!! A Daughter is for life! Not just fora couple of years!!!!

And I know my daughters enough to know that they love us as much as we love them!!!

She was calling me a HOUSE ELF. Not only is that absolutely degrading, it is horrible, mean, and makes her look like a tag along.... She'd NEVER have done that if the Jesse git hadn't influenced her!! Look what our son in law's done to her!! They didn't even invite her parents to the wedding!!!!!!

Well, they'll just have to have a second wedding then won't they? And everyone gets mad sometimes...and how is being a houseelf degrading? House elves are nice! We have two!

They don't WANT a second wedding.

*watches amused* I'm so glad I have a good mum who won't disown me

*huggles my mum* shes the best mum...though she'd be a better mum if she got me some silbings XD

So then if you really want, you can borrow a few photos and magic yourself (and me) onto them!

You aren't understanding the principle of the thing, my dearest husband!!! There aren't many daughters who wouldn't invite their parents to their own wedding.... especially this one... I mean, it seems to have lasted MORE than a month. Nearly. I think. It's lasted the longest out of all the Jesse marriages, anyway.... :D

swifty? you disowned ginny?

*cries* but i love my grandmommy! *huggles swifty* you have to re-own them...for my sake!!!

Hold on...swifty, who is your husband?

I think it's WL but I'm not sure.

Oh *cough cough* okay. XD

Shush, she became a guy for the wedding :D Besides, there was a lack of guys on the site at the time... *grumbles about the not-so-lack at this moment in time* And we can't have the grandmother of nearly half the kids running around without a husband, can we?

Prinny... I'm still your grandmum....!! You should tell your mum she's awfully horrid though.

LoL there's still a lack of guys on this site...but yeah not as bad as before :D aww swift cant you two kiss and make up? mothers and daughters shouldnt be fighting like this lol

HOUSE ELF.

(This shan't be considered as spam because it's now more than two words. XD)

Do we just come here and ask someone to marry us? I am not sure how this works...help!?

Not this one hehe there's another thread that's labeled Family Tree Wedding Thread and you just post that you're looking for a husband. Although I think there's like 11 girls and only one guy on the list hehe but still....

So do you just go there and ask someone to marry you?? And how do you get kids??

well you just see if anyone wants to get married. As for kids you basically just ask someone if they would like to get adopted by you. LoL thats how Jesse has like 41 kids...

To the question above about who is swifty's husband, yeah, I am...and it was because there were no guys around and I wanted to join the family tree in as uncomplicated way as possible so instead of becoming someone's daughter/mum/grandma/cousin etc, I became a husband!

So with Swifty, we have about 10 kids (I've lost count) and since swifty disowned a couple, I re-owned them again and now I sleep on the couch.

lol..i love my grand parents! *huggles swifty and WL*

this family rocks!

I haven't seen my grandparent around *sniffle* and mums been gone and I don't have any siblings.... and Streams adtoped my daughter *sniffles*

man my part of the family is so lonely.....Holly was my only active daughter and now she's gone :(