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Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sun Nov 19 2006, 10:51

First topic message reminder :

Foruntaely you dug your way out with a spoon

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Tue Jan 29 2008, 18:16

un - you got arrested for cheating

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Tue Jan 29 2008, 22:30

for- they didn't have enough evidence to convict you.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 14:34

un. you still dont get your 3 billion dollars.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 15:19

for. you get 5 billion instead

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 17:54

unfortunately, it goes to your parents

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:14

for-they give it to you

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:15

unfortunately- you don't get to spend it til your 20

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:18

for-you turned 20 five mins. ago

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:19

unfortunately- you only get half of it now.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:19

for-it's still a lot of $

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:20

unfortunately- the other half burned two seconds ago.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:20

for-it was insured so you get it all back

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:21

unfortunately- all the insurance companies went broke.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:22

for-the government gives it to you cause they like you

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 18:22

unfortunately- they decide to use the money for anoth pointless war and become broke again.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 19:36

fortunatly - you don't care about money

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Wed Jan 30 2008, 21:17

UN~Everyone else does

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 00:16

For - You suddenly discover a treasure chest that had appeared in fron of you

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 04:19

un- it was empty.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 09:07

un........ its rainging and snowing and very windy out side today

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 14:58

for-you don't mind

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 16:15

un - your stuck inside

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 16:15

for-you like being inside

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 18:29

un - you need to go to the store

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Thu Jan 31 2008, 20:24

for- the groceries magically appear before you.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 09:18

un-they weren't the ones you needed

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 11:20

For- That didn't bother you.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 11:23

unfortunately-
it bothered everyone else in your family

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 14:06

for-they changed their minds and it didn't bother them

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:03

unfortunately- they all died from food poisoning

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:04

fortunately, they weren't your real family.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:05

unfortunately- your real family was in prison

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:06

fortunately- they get out in a day

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:06

unfortunately- they're being sent to Azkaban

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:07

fortunately- they get out on good behavior after only a day.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:08

unfortunately- they get shot as soon as they leave

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:09

fortunately- they weren't fatal

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:09

unfortunately- they have internal bleeding and will die in three months

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:10

fortunately- the Healers fix them

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 16:40

un-it was unsucessful

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 22:03

for- a Healer from abroad arrived and fixed them succesfully and sent them home

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 22:15

un. once they were released they tripped and broke all their leggs

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 22:21

for- they are wizards and got their legs healed in seconds

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Fri Feb 01 2008, 23:19

un-they couldn't stop the bleeding

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 13:03

for-the bleeding eventually stopped

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 17:52

un - they had to cut of the legs from lack of blood

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 19:36

for-they have skelagrow and potions to regrow flesh and after a painful night they are as good as new.

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 19:37

un-they fall off

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 19:39

for-they use heavy duty spellotape and they seem to work fine

Subject: Re: Unfortunately Fortunately Sat Feb 02 2008, 19:40

un-then their arms fall off

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