GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 12

First topic message reminder :

lol busy busy it is.

takes us forever to get out onto it in the morning.




Easter Egg Hunt

EVERYONE should read Twilight. We need to convert everyone and make them all read it!

This year is great for films and books coming out.

In terms of films there's POTC 3, Shrek 3, Spiderman 3, OOTP, and in terms of books there's DH, the next Georgia Nicolson book, the fourth traveling pants book, the next Libba Bray, Eclipse...

Yay for 2007!

Yes, yay for 2007!!!! xD Here's my reasons why it's yay for me:

- PotC 3 will be out
- as well as OotP
- the 7th and last book of HP (!!!!!)
- my friend will have her baby (and I'm the godmother, yippeeeee!!)
- as well as Elfie, and i'm the secret guardian owlie for the little Thing (elfie and mick just doesn't know about it... yet. ELFIE, DON'T READ THIS!!!!)
- i finally get out from the horrible circle of eternal drama and emotional suffering, also known as... school, and into the real world, whatever the career line is xD
- in december i'll be 16 (NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!), BUT....

(yes, there's a but...)

...I GET TO HAVE LEGAL SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

. . . *looks around at the blank faces and sees the mods waving their guns and baseball bats around*

...yeah, i didn't need to say that. xD

BUT STILL!!!!!!

...Daniel Radcliffe said it too ^^

SO IT'S NOT JUST ME!!!!! xD

They're the books that start with "Angus, Thongs and Full Frontal Snogging". There are seven so far I think, very funny and definitely worth reading.

I think you will like them...they're the mad sort of humour that I think you'd appreciate.

Hold on, I'll type up some quotes...

Quote :

It's like a hobbit house. Vati has got himself and Uncle Eddie big false ears. You can imagine how attractive Uncle Eddie looks in his. Also, I didn't know there was a gay elf in The Hobbit but there is, and it's my dad. He's leaping around in his green tights going, "Ooooh hello, I am Legolet!!"

Libby and Gordy have gone round to Grandad's for the night. God help them one and all; the mad meet the very mad.

The most appalling thing has happened. The woman in the next-door madhouse to Grandad thinks she's his girlfriend and keeps knitting things for him.

Double sadly, she can't knit. As a lovely gift, she knitted him a jumper. It was only after ten minutes of him nearly suffocating that we discovered that she hadn't knitted a neck hole.

Quote :

"Rosie went off to her bedroom. She said, "I am going to be Massimo, so I have to get in the mood for luuurve." She came back five minutes later wearing a false beard with a banana down her jeans.

I said, "Why have you got a banana down your jeans?"

Rosie said, "It was Sven's suggestion. He said it is representitative of the pant python."

Ellen said, "I...er..do you mean like a boy's, er, well..."

Rosie said, "Exactomondo, my little pally."

Hey, is it strictly forbidden for me to open a thread about serial killers? :/

*thinks she already knows the answer..*

Yeah, because i have this 'thing' for serial killers, just because i had a presentation on it last year... freaked the living hell out of my teacher... xD

Can it be anything? Like... stuff that has happened years ago and so on? o__O

...well, how can it be news if it has happened years ago? xD

But feel free to delete the threads i'll make :D

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *headdeskheadwallheadEVERYTHING* >__<

I was so nervous that i didn't even remember my own name xD

I'm not getting to that school... i just know it... Sure, they were impressed with the list of doctors i had 'worked with' aka being a patient to xD Obviously, it's 'cool' (in their terms...) to be a patient of a specific doctor o__O

BUT I WAS SO NERVOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! >__<

That's it, it's over, it's done, GONE, LOST!!!! I'm going to be a caretaker at my school!

EDIT:

Seriously, i LOVE my brother!!!!!! *jumps around and squees*

Guess what he did!? GUESS!!!!!! *squees soem more*

HE PRE-ORDERED DH FOR ME!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is uberhypermegasuperultrahappy!*

I can't believe he did it, but he DIIIIIIIID, and he said "Well, you deserve it, and it's the least i can do to make you feel better"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY CARO!!! *throws confetti at her, while looking somewhat jealously* No one has pre-ordered DH for me

OOoh guess what guys? I've decided to make it to Undergrad by Sunday!!!

lol XD I shall Elfie *puts a watch dog on Elfie's post count*

There! XD

It's okay Elfie you'll have the book soon enough XD

Ooh snape-pup? interesting XD

lol XD Thats a little creepy that Edward reminds you of Snape XD

Yay only 467 posts to go! Forget Sunday, I plan to be an Undergrad by the end of tomorrow!

lol XD You thought name was handsome, charming, and a vampire when he was young? XD

XD you know, I'm not even surprised you like Edward!

hehe, I'll get New Moon on Saturday... I ordered it and I just have to pick it up from the bookstore! *dances*

Edward-mania! :D

Yay Edward!

Though I must admit I'm still half and half with the teams XD

I LOVE MY EDWARD!!!!

lol XD

*slowly backs away* I'm not going near him I swear! XD

I saw him first! Back away from my vampire and no one will get hurt!

Edward? = who?

*hides from screaming Edward fangirls*

lol XD I'm gonna be away from my compy from this Thursday - Saturday... so all Gryffies, please READ MY POST IN THE NOTICE BOARD! under submit your away etc.... lol XD

*hugglesmuggles all*

Rigby Dumbledore wrote:

I saw him first! Back away from my vampire and no one will get hurt!

Ha!

You wish XD

Whaaaaaaaat? Somebody is getting my blood-sucking hottie? Over my dead body! XD

*hugglesmuggles June* We'll miss ya, take care of yourself! :D

and... you don't know Edward? Why, he is the schmexiest vampire that was ever written about! Just read "Twlilight" by Stephenie Meyer and you'll know why we're so crazy about him!

Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine! *clings to Edward*

Okay, let's just be logical here, if possible xD Who began to talk about Twilight first? Who was the one who brought it 'into the light' of these nutty people of HE? :D

errrr.... *thinks* .... I know I've heard about it a lot from Aliza and Amby and Amy in the begining... but I'm not sure who was actually the first....

...

doesn't matter, Edward is still mine! My precioussss!

XD

Why do i think of Mawmaw? Hmm, is my Mawmaw guilty to this one!? :D I BELIEVE SO!!!!!!!!!! xD

...or then Eimi.

Seems like something that Eimi WOULD do xD

EIMI AND MAWMAW!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs around with her knives*

now now... don't go accusing people XD ... and threatening their lives.... XD

whoever it was, they did a good deed, and they deserve to be ubertacklehuggledsmooched a zillion times! :D

I think there was a Twilight thread way back when, but I believe it was I who made everyone read it :D

I read it in October or so and then badgered people to read it (namely becky and elly). They did...and then I think Marie got it at Christmas, then she loved it and helped with the badgering...and it goes on.

Seems like the only person who hasn't succumbed to the badgering is Lisa *glares at swifty* READ IT!

Yaaaaaay! *ubertacklehuggledsmoocheies Amy a zillion times*

hehe :D

I haven't even read any of it :D Geez, i don't even know what it's about xD

BUT EIMI!!!!!!!!!! You're the reason for everyone going nuts here, are you not? o__O YES YOU ARE, YOU...

...schmoo.

*kisses eimi instead of eating her* xD

:D I'm glad you decided to spare me from being eaten. Buuuuut what do you mean you haven't read them? What are you waiting for?

Get down to the bookshop NOW!

(hehe)

Okay, I read the books quite awhile ago but did not share because Edward is mine. But it's okay if you guys find him charming in the he-dates-my-bestfriend-and-I-would-never-try-to-steal-him-for-myself kinda way. Jacob's up grabs though, I have a feeling he'll need some comforting soon. And there's always Charlie, once Bella gets bitten he'll need someone to take care of him.

...Eimi and Edward sounds better *decided that her opinion is the best opinion*

EIMI AND EDWARD FOREVEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!! xD

And no Eimi, i haven't read them, and i doubt i will find them just like that in Finland..

"Eimi and Edward" would be all well and good...but I don't really like Edward.

Ok, I like him but I just think Jacob is better :D

Spoiler:

EDIT: ACK! *Quickly adds spoiler around that for those who haven't read it*

...the first one?

Who is who? xD

Edward is the first one.

You were supposed to say the second option! :/

Ah :D

Well, i don't like cuddly, cuddly is... ugh, cuddly xD

Kate's MARRIED!!! She doesn't get dibs!!!! I say Bella was written partially after me...well atleast her clumsiness and attraction for all things dangerous...So I am the one who should get him....Ame and Edward....I like it!!!

Back off Hidden Girl- you didn't even know who Edward was!!!! You were slightly insulted when you got nominated for the Edward Cullen award! I really think that Emmet or Jacob would be more your speed, Edward would only disappoint you cause he loves ME. And yeah, okay, I have a husband, but he's mortal, what Edward and I have is eternal, so there! *g*