The Owl Game

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Dear Umbridge and Snape,

You shouldn't be talking.

Love,
Dumbledore

Pamela,
*gasps in horror* You are right! Edward stay with Bella! We could never be!
Cassie

Dear Emmalyn

I regret to inform you that your friend Cassie's OPD has only gotten worse. However, if you keep her away from the computer, we may be able to cure her.

Kind Regards,

Dr. Jamiki Osaki Japan III M.D.

Dr. Jamiki Osaki Japan III M.D.,
YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO CUER ME OF OPD! I'M INCURABLE! *evil laugh begins and continues for ten minutes*
~Your OPD friend, Cassie

DEAR CASSIE,

Admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. I precribe some intense therapy for a case as bad as yours.

Dr. Jamiki Osaki Japan III M.D.,

Dr. Osaki

My problem still sucks.

I hate you,
Cassie

Dear Myself,
Hate is a strong word...you should try using "highly, highly, dislike"!
~THE REAL Cassie!

Dear "the real" Cassie

DONT BE DELLUSIONAL! I am the real Cassie

- Your real self

XD

"real self"
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?! Look at my profile! O! BEAT THAT!!!! *sticks toungue out at Katie*
THE REAL REAL CASSIE!

Dear Cassie.

I do not appreciate seeing your toungue.

Katie! *humph!*

Katie,
Should I care? *evil laugh while sticking toungue out*
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
~Cassie

Cassie -

You should care.

- Dumbledore

Dumbledore,
You should like me because I don't think your gay!
~Cassie

Cassie -

You should accepted people for who they are

- Dr. Phil

Dr. Phil,
You don't even have a phychaistrist (sp?) license so why should I listen to you?
*sticks toungue out some more*
Cassie

Cassie -

If you don;t stop it I will cut off your tongue!

- A licensed surgeon

Mr. L. S.
You can cut it off because then I would sue you! MUAHAHAHAHAH!
*sticks toungue out again*
~Wierd and Twisted Cassie

Dear Cassie -

I have permission from your parents. *holds out permission slip*

- L.S.

L.S.
*rips it into shreds* Now you don't!
*runs off to parents* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!>?!?!???!?!?!?!?
Cassie

Dear L.S.

We changed our minds after being grounded.

- Cassies parent's

Cassie's parents,
Who in the world could have grounded you?
L.S.

L.S.

Cassie grounded us.

- Love Cassie's parent's

Cassie's parents,

How'd she do that?

-L.S.

L.S.
I did it because I have tons of power! Muahahahahaha! I can ground whoever I want because I am the Powerful One! *evil laugh* No can ever have the grounding power that I do!
~The Powerful One (a.k.a. Cassie!)

Dear Dr. Phil,

I would like to report a wild child who thinks she is "all powerful."

HELP -
Katie

Katie,

Is this all powerful nonsense because you are afraid of amitting that you have self-estem issues, if you do we'd love to have you on my show sometime.

Dr. Phill

Dr. Phil,
Hello, I'm Cassie the "wild child one thinks she's all powerful" but I would just like to say two things:
1) I don't think I'm all powerful I know I'm a powerful
2) You are not a license phyciatrist so I will never listen to you!
*evil laugh*
~The One and Only All Powerful One Cassie

Dear Dr. Phil

I would love to be on your show sometimes. Forget about Cassie. I made it up.

Love,
Katie

Dear Katie,

How is this Sunday? Though, bring Cassie as well because she needs some major counceling! What do you want to talk about?

~Dr. Phil

Dear Dr. Phil

You can't have them on your show! I want them on mine!

- Oprah

Oprah,
Seeing as I found those two phycos first, I GET THEM!
Phil

Dear Oprah and Dr. Phil

Would you like to take this to court?

- Very Wealthy Lawers

VWL,
Yes please! When the's earliest you can get us in?
~Oprah and Phil
P.S. HA! My name went first!

Dear Oprah,

I would like to represent you in the case against Dr. Phil.

- Your FIRST Lawyer

Dear Oprah,

I hope you go bald.

-Dr Phil

Dr. Phil

YOU ARE A FREAKY STALKER.

~Traci~

Traci,
Do you want to be on my show for paranoia?
Dr. P

Dr.Phil,
I'll totally be on your show for paranoia.. I have this twitch, you see
Priscilla

Priscilla,
How about next week
Dr. P

Dr.Phil
Let me check my calender!
Priscilla

Priscilla,
Are you sure you don't want to be on MY show?
Oprah

Oprah,
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Priscilla

Priscilla,
Was that a good "AHHHHHH!" or a bad one?
Mrs. O

Oprah,
*is still recovering from shock*
Unknown

Unknown,
OOOOO! Shock!?!?!? That's sounds interesting! Want to be on my show?
~Oprah

Oprah,
HECK YES!

Unknown,
Cool, what's your name? So I can put it on the program...
~Oprah

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Oprah,
Heyyy what happened to me??!!
Priscilla

Priscilla,
You never responded. Sorry, better luck next time.
~The Offices of Oprah

Dr.Phil,
I would love to be on your show
Oprah hater