Favorite Quotes from BD

Despite the crazy plotline (or maybe because of it) Breaking Dawn is actually very funny. Stephenie Meyer out did her self with a great sense of humor spread fairly evenly throughout the book. Some of my favorite were actually the names of Jacob's chapters, but here's a few more that I can think of at this moment:

You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.
~Rosalie

-Mom dropped him a lot when he was a baby
~Leah
-On his head, apparently.
~Jacob
-He used to gnaw on the crib bars, too.
~Leah
-Lead paint?
~Jabob
-Looks like it.
~Leah

More to come...

Oh, I loved when Jacob was poking fun at Rosalie:

"Wanna know how to drown a blonde? Put a mirror at the bottom of a pool"

And of course:

"Wanna know how a blondes brain cells die? alone
(I know there was more... just don't have my book right now!)

Not quite quotes, but I loved all the chapter titles in Jake's POV. They were hilariously long, yet perfect for the events in the chapter.

"Why Didn't I Just Walk Away? Oh Right, Because I'm An Idiot."
I laughed so hard for that one.

Just because I laughed at Renesmee so much--
Bella: You nicknamed my child after the Loch Ness Monster?!

and at a completely non-funny part I loved that she threw this in--
Edward: What? Are you trying to pass this illness off as PMS?

Emmett: "Bout time somebody scored around here." hehe..all of his jokes were good. If not always appropriate.

I'm rereading the book and just came across a part that I thought was funny. I do like Seth lol

Maybe we should be thinking something like, "We come in peace."

Go for it.

Edward? He called the name tentatively. Edward, you there? Okay, now I feel kinda stupid.

You sound stupid, too.

Some of my favourite youve all already pointed out lol

I havent got my book infront of me at the moment so Ill probably come back later with more.

There were so many brilliant quotes though but here are a couple I remember

Quote :

Alice: "I'll play you for it. Rock, paper, scissors."
Edward: "Why don't you just tell me who wins?"
Alice: "I do. Excellent."

Quote :

Bella: "why am i covered in feathers?"
Edward: "I bit a pillow or two"