Caro's Crazy Cage

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...ha, beat ya all xD

Ahem, so, I wanted one of these things too, since I don't exactly belong in the entire family tree, and don't really have any family members here - and I don't tend to have any, sorry :D

So, welcome all my lovey-doveys to my crazy cage! xD

...feel free to worship me

lol Caro! XD

You're not a poopie head...well, maybe yes!

I'm often come across uptight, obnoxious, and snippy. I'm no less loveable for that. It's the same with you. That's just my opinion, though.

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE UPTIGHT OR OBNOXIOUS!!!!!! xD I want to be AWESOME!!!! My MOM is uptight and obnoxious, and THAT makes her less loveable.

I'm amazed my dad hooked up with her in the first place.

Okay, that was harsh.

...almost.

I KNOW who they are, and let me just say a few things to them; stop being stoopid and come to the dark side, I have Edward Cullen and Johnny Depp.

And Mr Darcy.

Anyway, mwehh :D

I didn't say you are uptight and obnoxious. I just think people who don't realize what you're really like think you seem that way. I'm not really uptight or obnoxious. Well, sometimes I am. And other times I'm a downright....well, I'm sure you can guess.

...a downright cutiepie? xD

Yes, I mean Mr Darcy from P&P - there's a Mr Darcy in Bridget Jones' diary, too :D

But yeah, the hot Mr Darcy from P&P

Exactly. I'm a downright cutiepie. *shifty eyes*

*huggles tummy*

...and I am obsessed with your tummy xD And Elfie's! Of course, Aimee is not there anymore, but mwehh, it's still sacred xD

I hear ya! I'm one of those few people who actually wants people to touch her belly. I think the pregnant body is the most beautiful of all female (and human for that matter) forms.

I've become obsessed with the tummies :D People give me weird looks when I just launch at them, and go "CAN IT OUCH YOUR TUMMY, CAN I CAN I CAN I CAN!?!?!?" and without waiting for an answer, I already am touching it xD Luckily, they're all aware of my obsession, so it's not like I assault random women xD

...yes, I have to fight the urge to do so :D

I'll make a mental note to never visit Finland when pregnant :D

I did not abandon you! If you say it like then I abandoned everyone! And you know I didn't do that xD Besides... I've been talking to you a lot recently. Okay, maybe not this past week, but still!! :D

Anyway, I should sleep. You're probably awake. In fact, I think you are. Have a good day ^^

...what, you're planning on getting pregnant int he near future!? o_____O

Anyway, yes, I was up at that time - not necessary in a good state, but still awake xD

I wept a little. A shotgun series of hysterical sobs xD

... NO I'm not planning on getting pregnant in the near future!!! >.< How on earth did you manage that one?? xD

Mweh. You're not so awesome. :D

Wept a little... for what? xD

Because I like to weep, you... plebe xD

Today's reason to weep; I have four negative reps

I think a lot of people have to resist the belly touching. At least you try to ask. A lot of people don't even do that.

Well, I ask, but then touch it anyway :D I'm not very polite xD

...yeah, I failed the class where they taught kids to behave :D