GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22

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Subject: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 10 2009, 16:41

First topic message reminder :

mattie!! *huggles*

soo...I don't know what twitter is...but if it is like myspace and facebook and myyearbook...I can't have it. Plus, I wouldn't have time for it anyways...with HE in my life I don't have time for much else.

I am sorry you were scared out of that kind of stuff Caro.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 09:06

I AM SO SHOCKED NOW :D

Okay, so, um... I never get bored listening to my own voice xD I actually once tried to interrupt myself, which was... quite confusing.

Let me just remind you people that I was pretty high on morphine xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 09:15

I guess I should talk to Max more - I mean, he's male and he says we don't talk enough, that's pretty much...SCARY!! XD

But yeah, who cares, I'm in an uncaring mood lately :D Last night was freaking awesome, I went to this L-Town Beatz party thingy that takes place twice a year, never been there before but duh it's fun. My cousin was dancing with weirdo guys all the time, but meh, not my problem.

And I happened to meet the guy I spent the whole Saturday night of last week talking to. Strange mucho? ^__^

Maybe drinking champagne early in the morning with breakfast wasn't the best idea? I feel kinda hyper XD A well, a champagne breakfast was a well-deserved treat because....uuuuh...because I'm so awesome GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 - Page 2 Aayes

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Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 09:59

I had champagne... last weekend xD Mwehh, now my coffee seems so pityful sad

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 10:24

Hmm... methinks we'll soon be on GHCR part 22...

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 11:21

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D

You know, I think we should celebrate my awesomeness in ym crazy cage xD

And Eimi, REP ME, GOD DARN IT!!!!!!!! xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 11:45

Yeesh Caro, I give you rep and you don't even thank me?

....is hurt XD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 12:10

...thanks xD

You could rep me again, Eimishki :D Then I could... tell you a joke xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 12:28

I've already used up 2 of my rep today.. I might need the rest for other people :D But if by like, 23.59 tonight I haven't then I will rep you again ^_^

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 12:36

Yes, feel free to use them all on me, if you feel like it :D

Want to hear the joke now, do ya do ya do ya, huh huh huh? xD

...no, I'm not sugar high.

Much.

ANYWAY :D

Le jooooooooke;

What's the shortest piece of literature ever written? -The book of Swedish war heroes :D

...hehe xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 12:44

Okay, that did make me giggle.

How about this one: did you know that statistically, six out of seven dwarves are not happy?

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 13:06

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
*gpes blue in the face*

You really shouldn't make me laugh like that...

psssttt I think they preferre the term 'little people'

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 13:14

Eimi, you're a real star! :D

...a monkey starship! xD

Okay, how about this one;

What do the Swedish sing when someone farts? -Love is in the air!

...I don't know why I'm obsessed with insulting Swedish people tonight xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 15:38

haha, that's funny!

so....theres like 12 people online, how awesome is that? and i noticed that the most users was on march 2nd or 3rd...180 people...why sooooo many?! what was everyone doing? haha, here i am making a big ol deal out of this!

so...I am so not feeling good right now....((and i just noticed that i type like a Cali gal! How horrid! Normally you can't tell I am from CA, well except for my tan...welll and how I talk sometimes...but now I type with CA talk!))

anyways, I am sick...again! O-o what is up? i am never sick, and now i am sick twice within 2 weeks. my mom came to me yesterday and said "Why are you sick? Do you have mono? Have you been kissing boys?" and she was serious. she scared the crap out of me...and I was like "....uhh...no." cuz to her I have never kissed a boy before, but I have *hehe* and so I was a bit nervous...

so, how is everyone else??

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:07

Uuuh...what does kissing boys have to do with being sick? Well if he doesn't have herpes or something, obviously xD

And people, post more jokes. I'm having fun here grin

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:11

Mono(nucleosis), for example, is not called "kissing disease" in vain :D

...honestly, haven't you read New Moon? xD

EDIT: Caro joke time!

The husband to the doctor, who had just finished examining his wife; "Should I hope for the worst, or fear the best?"

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:25

:L CARRRIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!

why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side...
Cx Bet that made you laugh

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:32

Am rofling right now, pickles. *points at floor*

See?

Me, with the rofling.

Keep the bad jokes coming :D

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:39

any of you guys like Chrsi Croker?
I do the HAIRFLIP every damn day...
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^^ Rai would LOVE HIM.... Do'ya know... Chris croker is the 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE' guy xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:40

MY JOKE WASN'T BAD :D

Okay, here's a good one;

God and Jesus were spending a father-son day, playing golf together. Jesus got the ball into the hole with two hits, and looked pleased. When it was God's turn, he hit the ball. The ball flew high in the air, hit a bird in the eye, changed course, fell in the pond, where a fish ate it, just as another bird snatched the fish. Suddenly the bird was shot by a hunter, and the fish and bird fell to the ground, the ball magically plopping from the fish's mouth, and slowly rolling into the hole - it was a hole-in-one.

Jesus sighed, and gave his father a strained look, before saying; "Dad, if you don't stop cheating, I won't play with you anymore!"

^_^

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:46

HAHAHAHAAAA! XD Love that one, Caree xD

... cheating is bad, teeheee. xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:49

I think you should be able to see who gave you rep points... xD

Anyway, another joke!

"Knock, knock!"
- Who's there?
"You know who!"
- GAAH!
"AVADA KEDAVRA!"
- ...*dies a little*
"I pwnd!"

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 16:55

HAHAHHAHA

That was awesome, I'm sooo giving you rep.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 17:18

Wait, which one? The golf joke, or the knock knock one? xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 17:27

The knock knock one.

Yes, I am a young child and knock knock jokes amuse me greatly.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 17:43

I can't believe someone neg repped me sad

...that doesn't sound right, does it? xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 18:34

That was a good joke indeed xD

Oh and... what in the name of Merlin are contribution points?! o.O"

... I swear lots of stuff have changed to the profile page ever since I've last bothered to click on it XD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 18:49

Cris, you might wanna look at this topic...

http://hogwarts-experience.heavenforum.org/notice-board-f27/new-features-added-to-site-t12654.htm

:D

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 18:57

Oh! This is enlightening! xD

Thanks Amy! :D Thou shalt be given a rep for thy kind help! :D

... and excuse my newbie-ish behaviour .... *buries head in shame* xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Sun Mar 22 2009, 21:16

*pops in*

I have returned for those who knew I used to post in here XD

And don't worry Cris. I feel like a newbie too with all this new stuff going on. It's too much for my tiny brain to comprehend XD

Yay for me I got to go dress shoping today but I had to special order my dress cause the one I wanted wasn't in my size. it could of fit XD lol

Now I get to go to a Justo Concert tomorrow for our Spanish field trip. YAY and I get to drive to school. Another yay.

I do have a question. Is it possible to make too many assignments for the classes to help out the professors cause I made like five of them already XD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 00:45

Rai tld me I should bother to read the posts entirely o_____O I NEVER DO THAT!!!!! I pick out the important parts :D

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 04:57

I want to read more jokes Car. That was really entertaining. I happen to love jokes though I can never make any. I love the Jesus and God one and the knock knock one (I'm so using that on Amber) I also like the Swedish love is in the air one. **giggles** I love jokes.

I hate how some times I feel like a newbie because I have been on this site since it started. XD I mean really. It's crazy to think about. It's crazy to think how much it's changed and how long ago it was actually started. Like Elfie had a baby. It's just crazy to me. So many changes in what seems to be in such a little time.

**skips off to school** Since I have to go I shall go in style.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 10:12

here's my contribution to the laughter!

bwahahaha its easy to find a good joke:

Top 20 Things You Don’t Want To Hear During Surgery
1. Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy.
2. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness”
3. Hand me that…uh…that uh…thingie.
4. Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
5. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?
6. There go the lights again…
7. “Ya know, there’s big money in kidneys…and this guy’s got two of ‘em.”
8. Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
9. Could you stop that thing from beating, it’s throwing my concentration off.
10. Sterile, schmerile. The floor’s clean, right?
11. What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change?
12. This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?
13. Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
14. What do you mean “You want a divorce!”
15. Fire! Fire! Everyone get out.
16. Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
17. Oh, look everyone. It’s lunch time.
18. The foot bone’s connected to the, leg bone…
19. That’s cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
20. Hey, if you pull on this it makes a funny noise.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 13:48

Did you take those from the internet? Because I've stumbled on something similar :D

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 14:46

NO!!! shhh! geez caro, you burst my bubble XD

haha, yeah I did. I'll give you another two!

there were 2 kids named shut up and trouble. they were walking in the park and trouble got lost. shut up started to look for him. so an officer asked him ” what is your name son” “shut up” “excuse me wat is ur name?” “shut up!” “hey r u looking for trouble” “yea where is he”

aaaand....

Once there was a person who studied to be a doctor. He studied so well that he quickly graduated. So he decided to open up a clinic and put a sign up that said, “If we can’t solve your problem then we’ll give you $5,000 first time and $10,000 the second time”. Many people tried to get the $5,000, but non succeded. One day a man said that hes gonna get it. He asked his friend to borrow $1,000 and that he’ll pay hime back $3,000. So he went to the clinic and said. “Doctor I can’t taste anything please help me!!”. So the doctor told his nurse, “give me jar #14”. He put a spoonfull in the mans mouth and he shouted, “What The Hell, THIS TASTES LIKE CRAP!!”. The doctor told him, “see you can taste”. So the man, angry, went back to his friend the next day and asked to borrow $1,000 and he’ll pay him back $5,000. So he went to the clinic and said, “Doc I can’t remember anything!”. So the doctor said asked his nurse, “bring me jar #14”. The man jumped up and shouted, “NO, NOT AGAIN!!!”

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 15:09

:D

Nice one!

Okay, for this joke, you need to remember a few words;

FART = speed in Swedish
SMÄLL pronounced SMELL = loud noise, crashboombang! thingy xD

Okay, so let's go - a Swedish man thought he would educate his English by going to England. While he drove around, he happened to crash into another car, unable to stop in time. The policeman came to the Swedish man, and asked, "So, what caused the accident?" The Swedish man waved his arms frantically, while explaining furiously, "First came the FART, then came the SMÄLL!"

Good, huh? :D

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 15:15

haha, that's funny!

round 3 for me!!!

here's a short one

whoever said anything is possible, obvisouly never tried slaming a revovling door.

and here's a blonde one...

a blonde went up to someone and asked them “what does I.D.K. mean?”
the person replied.. “i don’t know.”
and then the blonde got mad and shouted “OH MY GOSH, NO ONE KNOWS!”

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 15:18

That first one I've seen on an avi - I actually have it somewhere xD

Dude, you should get some new ones :D

ANYWAY! This has been a blast, but I shall be off now xD TO WINTERWONDERLAND >_____<

...not REALLY, but almost - it's snowing xD Which is... weird. It's supposed to be SPRING

ANYWAY! Movie tiiiiiiime :D

Toodles! ^_^

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 15:21

fine, i will look for some GOOD ones! i will shock you with them :D

man i wish it would snow here, that would be awesome! have fun watching movies!! *waves*

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Mon Mar 23 2009, 19:12

Haaaa, I have one - invented by myself when I was about 8 xD

- What does a tomato say before being thrown into the soup?
- "Aaaah, I can't wait to try the thermal baths!"

.. see, that's probably not a brilliant one, but you won't find it on the internet xD

Oh and - I LOL'ed at the surgery one and the fart one grin

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 04:30

I LOVE JOKES

I chuckled at a few of them. I must admit though I am not in the best of moods right now. I'm sick again and I hate being sick.

So good job Car, Loonykim, and Silverlady XD I like your screen names they are fun XD Oh and anyone else who have told jokes.

I could try but I would fail. I'll say one when I think of one XD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 10:58

OMG you've just called me Silverlady! XD

... it's been ages since anyone has last done so XD

Awww man. *pokes* <-- this was a get-well-poke ^_^

Also, it's so nice not to have to do any work ... not urgently, in any case ... Japanese speaking exam on Thursday, but other than watching anime (which I would, anyhow xD) and flicking through the notes on the day of the exam and maybe on the day before, there's not much I can do. .... maybe I should start monologueing in Japanese? ... soo desu neee.... xD

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... yes, I'm aware that I'm boring everyone to bits, but oh well ... that's why you love me, don't you? XD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 11:31

I like jokes!! I will think of more jokes later!! Well...when I have a better internet connection.

ANd, I am glad you like my username!! I do too!

Animae...Japanese stuff...I don't get that stuff...I've never have watched or read that stuff...maybe I will one day!

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 12:47

You definitely should! Anime are awesome! :D And there's nothing complicated to "get" - just watch an eppy, watch two, and the addiction will come by itself. :D

Haha speaking of which, one of the animes at the animesoc was sooo random. Basically, something about a dragon girl, but with a lot of slapstick. Erm, it's very hard to put into words. I mention the anime only has two episodes because after the second one, the producers were arrested for being on drugs...... so yup, it's very, very random. However, also very funny. xD

... which does not mean all anime are like that ^^" .. there's something to suit every taste! :D

(and when I say *every*, I really, really mean it! XD)

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 13:15

The last time I saw anime I was...fifteen. I enjoyed it then. I'd probably still enjoy it today, except I SO don't need another addiction. xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 15:38

STREAMSIE! XD

... dude, you just randomly pop in from time to time ... madness xD

- This isn't madness! This is SPARTA! - XD

... and then it's just for telling the world that you're not watching anime ... *sniff* ....

... I'm missing youuuuu! XD

Boo. GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 - Page 2 410894

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 15:46

CRISPY!!!!! Hi!!!!

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 15:48

Shekerim, I remember that line from that movie! :d The way he says/screams/spits "sparta" is funneeeh xD

"SPAWWWWTAAAAAA!!!!!" xD

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Tue Mar 24 2009, 20:32

well...maybe when I find those shows I will give them a chance. I normally think they are dumb..but that's before I even tried to watch them or anything...Soo...i don't know why I thought it was dumb if I didn't give it a chance....stupid mee!

i will give some more jokes when I don't have a headache >.<

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Wed Mar 25 2009, 03:16

I am sooooo tired sad

I mean, I think I took the wrong dose of pills again xD It feels like I've been asleep for a year, and all my muscles are stiff and sore, and ooooouchiiiiie sad

And I feel a bit dizzy xD

Ah well, gotta go to work soon-ish.

Subject: Re: GENERAL HOUSE COMMON ROOM PART 22 Wed Mar 25 2009, 09:50

Ame! *huggles* How be you lately? :D

Also, I've found a video on youtube with the sound of that movie's trailer and images from DBZ ... it's soooo awesome to hear Vegeta shout, "THIS IS SPARTA!" XD

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