Hogwarts Experience's Family Tree

First topic message reminder :

As you all know, Hogwarts Experience is a big family... in more than one way now ^^ Here is our lovely family... I have too many children and grandchildren...

*scratches head* this family is weird...

Maybe she meant that you were sposed to get married? :D

*huggles Sugar Cookie* Aw, but we love each other a lot. :D

Hm, I am? Was? Will be? I don't know, I have to talk this over with Ethan...and Nic the Belgian. :D

Cheetahpie wrote:

Amber is sooo pretty, and nice and smart. She is sooo kind and generous, and awesome. When I grow up I want to be just like her XD

And sorry to hear about your Grandma Ambers. I hope she is okay...

Awwwwi now feel so loved. thank you m :D

and my g-ma is okay and we had a blast yesterday

yay! *hands amber two brownies- one for her and one for her g-ma*

G-ma.... I felt so gangster saying that.... :D

~walks in subtly with a big smile~

~takes a deep breath~ My dearest family, I have a subtle yet happy announcement to make. I asked our lovely Ginny to marry me once again and she said 'yes.' ~still in shock over that one~ Anyway, we will let you know when we will have our wedding. But as of now, we are Engaged!! Not to worry Swifters and WL, this time we shall last. I'm off now to find my bride the perfect ring so ta ta!"

~strolls off whistling a subtle happy tune~

lol and I thought I was getting on quite well around the site. This post has lost me - and thats only after reading a couple of posts lol

wooooot, atlast!!!!! :D A WEDDIIIING!!!!!! Okay, what should i do? wait, what am i in this wedding? am i even invited? *gasps* I'M NOT INVITED!?!?!?!?! Oh no....

Okay then... *wipes away tears* Fine! i will survive this shock... >.<

*is shocked*

Caru, you are officially invited to the wedding by the mother of the bride, who is also your owner, SO, my little owl, there was no reason why you shouldn't have been invited!

DarkAngel - this thread sums up all the craziness on this site. We're basically such great friends that we've become a family, and someone - no idea who - decided to stick us all on a family tree... and here we are! However, it's a family tree full of incest, which isn't so much of a good thing. I mean, my daughter's just got engaged to my ex-husband/ex-nephew/ex-son/great nephew....

Hey almost all of those have exes next to them! So it's not that bad...and if he's your great nephew then hes' my second cousin...

Oh well

Jesse's being nice on my behalf. lol. DOn't worry mummy I still love you!

I can't believe you're marrying your half-sister's dad/your second cousin... :D

Love the weirdness!!

That *is* weird..... but I'll come to teh wedding! teehee

Dark Angel, don't worry, everything is crazy here at HE.... we've all just grown used to it :D

Uhh...now when you say it like that.... *laughs nervously* Lol all the family better be there...and I mean allllllllll of it.

Haha yes all of the family should be there cuz it's what everyone has been waiting for!!!

~Gives everyone an invitation~

Everyone is invited all 400 something members...

:shock: Whoa...wouldn't that be in sane if all 400 members came to the chat for the wedding??? Imagine...WOW!!!! that's like a lot

*staggers* 400!!!!!

Whoa...Just tell me where the aisle is and where my Princess is and I shall try not to fall over.

Oh and a warning before anything happens...NO HURTING MY BABY GIRL!!!!!!! *shakes fist and beater bat with amused grin*

You know, I'm starting to think that the bat is an empty threat...but don't chance it jesse!!!

Oh and another thing, Ginny, If you trip and fall in front of 400 people, I trip and fall too...

400?! *sputters* I am not cooking for 400 people! You can do all the cooking mister...

*huggles Da* Yay, someone may actually walk me down the aisle this time...

*shakes her head at her Da and the beater bat* Oh dear... Oh well, maybe Jesse can run fast, hm?

Psh, me? Trip? Perish the thought :D

hmmmm a wedding? with 400 guests how nic- WAIT! Did you say 400? :shock:

Okay im over that :D moving on can i have a part in the wedding? :D

Uh, er, I dunno? :D Yeah that works... lol. I don't know anything about this wedding yet...but Emma wants to be MoH.

lol okay, but if you have 400 peoples coming you'd better start planning somrthing

I should could would...but won't right now. Why? Because I'm lazy.

lol thats my job im the site lazy person you cant take it from me

wha? that was a job? it would've been mine if I had known before now.... teehee

this wedding should be pretty cool... make it pretty cool, Ginny! :D

yeah my charmed chica make it cool :D

.... you know if you marry Jesse i think youll be my cousin, or cousin in law or something..

No, she'd be your... okay, scrap that. You're her first cousin once removed at the moment, and she'll just be your cousin's wife once they marry. :D Somehow I think I'm the only one who doesn't get super confused around here.... yay!

Any laziness that Ginny has is from me; I can't put the blame on WL for this one. I apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused anyone!

well im just a lazy person so i can't blame that on anyone

Hehe I'm waaaaaaay lazier. Exhibit A: The duel post. Exhibit B: Any and all debates. :D

I'm getting around to it, I swear I am!!

So, amber my cousin-once-removed-in-law, sup? :D

im lazier. Exbit A- only 4 pieces of Hw done...EVER.
Exbit B- Merranda still doesnt know what ive been talking about,
Exbit C- Leaving right now to watch Gilmore Girls :D

Im good i shall be on later :D

My Exhbit C is that yesterday I got SO lazy I didn't want to play the games :O

But I didn't wanna say it 'cause I thought you would kill me. Buuuuut you're gone now so hehe.

Who's getting married?

Lol I'm marrying Jesse.

I can't believe you haven't heard, he's "subtley" been letting people know.

Marrying Jesse? lol, have you hit your head? JK :D

I thought you were marrying Ethan or sumthing?

Hmm...I might've hit my head. Not sure.

Well I was, but the engagement got broken off when he and I both didn't show for the wedding.

Now he's marrying Lisa :D

okay so lets get this strait. Jesse and Lisa got married, after Ginny and Ethan DIDNT get married. Then Jesse and Lisa broke up. And now Ethan is marrying Lisa and Jesse is marrying Ginny?

Yep that's about right :D

Doesn't it make much more sense now that you've laid it out like that?

yes it does :D

but that still leaves the problem that sometime ill have to get married. I can't not ever have a site wedding, that whould be sad....or whould it?

Hmm...it may or may not be sad. I KNOW!!

Amber can marry...uh...hm...

*runs*

lol see i can marry no one, and thats the problem....or is it? im not sure anymore but i think its a problem....

Well Amber, maybe we can just marry you to...uh...some guy?? Yeah some guy :D

lol really i wanna learn more about this some guy, he sounds amazing

Ha Ha. Well congratulations half sister of mine. Could I be in the wedding?

Hmm...sure :D hehe

Meh now this is weird... my granddaughter and great grandson getting married... someone please give me some aspirin

lol poor Maire. She doesnt even have a mum to complain to.

speaking of complaining to mums. Skyla! i want siblings! its loney being an only adopted kid

Ahhhh we love our family tree. Yes Anisa, you're one of my daughters of course you are able to be in the wedding.

Ginny and I are soooo overjoyously happy about our wedding that Ginny has inspired me to do the following for her-

Oh yes and Ginny says that all 400 something site members are to attend. If they do not, the no shows will be given a 10,000 word essay on Arithmancy and every historical document that has been made on it within the past 10,000 years that will have to be turned into Ginny.
She will not accept excuses-unless they are good of course- :D

And we're waiting till swifters is able to get back from her trip and be present at the most wonderfully popular awesome wedding in H.E. History. Speaking of History of Magic- our fav teacher of that subject Marie will require all peoples who can't attend mine and Ginny's "Historical Magical Wedding'' will have to do a Timeline of every single member of the HE Family including who all they've married, who they're kids were/are etc- the whole history!!!

So all 400 members are to attend or face the wrath of Ginny and Marie.

Okay...now I shall mosey along to the next area...it's my meds...~tiptoes away~

*gives Marie some aspirin*

....Jesse I'm going to decide that you are very far gone on your meds to know what you're saying. Yes, that's it.

Okay, all 400 members DON'T have to attend, if they don't want to. And if you don't there will be no essays for Arithmancy or HoM or any of that codswallop. Just come if you want to and we'll all have fun. ^.^

whoa, it would be crazy if all 400 attended... the chatroom would be chaos :D

I'm coming, though, it'll be fun!

im coming too :D I shall sit by you cookie :D

1) Thank you for waiting until I is back home :D Tis nice of you!

2) Ginny is right - no punishment for anyone who doesnt attend.

3) MY LIL GIRLS GETTING MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cries*

poor swiftie. You see if i was you daughter you'd never have to worry about that, because as i've said i have no one to marry

*huggles her mum* I am sorry about the whole lil girl getting married thing Mum. But it's like the...*counts* 1...2....3....4th time or so, so I don't think it's as awful as the first time, is it?

Oh wait the first time lasted only two seconds. Okie never mind then. ^.^