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Agatha Black
1st Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-01-26
Number of posts : 2520
Age : 40
Location : Sirius's bedroom
Real First Name : Ame
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
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 |  Subject: Re: The Joke Game Thu Apr 19 2007, 08:36 | |
| Follows him... and inside there's a dog sitting in a chair, playing poker. He says, "Is that dog really playing poker?" And the bartender says, "Yeah, but he's not too good. Whenever he has a good hand, he starts wagging his tail."
A guy goes into a bar, orders four shots of the most expensive 30-year-old single-malt Scotch and downs them one after the other. The barkeep says, "You look like you're in a hurry." "You would be too if you had what I have," said the guy. "What have you got?" | |
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Rigby Dumbledore
3rd Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-01-30
Number of posts : 4801
Location : Rêveur
Real First Name : Kate or Katie
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House : Ravenclaw
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Fri Apr 20 2007, 12:43 | |
| "I've got some doxies in my pocket!"
So one day an elephant is stolling iin the jungle and he steps on a thorn. He see's a monkey and begs the monkey to help him. The monkey is weary and says, "Nah, I know you, you stepped on my cousin Al last week." The elephant begs and promises to give the monkey anything he wants. The monkey considers this offer. "Anything?" he asks, the elephant says yes, anything you want.
"Well, in that case," says the monkey, " I want..." | |
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Agatha Black
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-01-26
Number of posts : 2520
Age : 40
Location : Sirius's bedroom
Real First Name : Ame
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Fri Apr 20 2007, 13:06 | |
| An umbrella.
what do you get when you cross harry with hermione? | |
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Legendary
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-01-24
Number of posts : 1218
Age : 41
Location : Sitting in my throne *grins*
Real First Name : Anthony
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House : Ravenclaw
Wand : Cherry and Dragon Heartstring
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Apr 21 2007, 00:29 | |
| A weird looking she-male *shrugs* its all i could think of
Whats the difference between Dumbledore's beard and Hagrid's? | |
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Traci=Ronlover102
1st Year
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Regist. date : 2006-02-25
Number of posts : 3116
Age : 31
Location : Probably on the couch :D
Real First Name : Traci
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House : Gryffindor
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Apr 21 2007, 08:17 | |
| Dumbledore Combs his as Hagrid just lets it be.
What do you do when you cross hagrid and voldermolt at the same time? | |
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Rigby Dumbledore
3rd Year
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Regist. date : 2007-01-30
Number of posts : 4801
Location : Rêveur
Real First Name : Kate or Katie
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Apr 21 2007, 09:58 | |
| One huge, angry Dark Lord with an liking for blasted ended skwerts.
What did Harry say to Hermione that made her slap Ron? | |
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Agatha Black
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-01-26
Number of posts : 2520
Age : 40
Location : Sirius's bedroom
Real First Name : Ame
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Apr 24 2007, 12:27 | |
| Ron likes to kick house elfs.
Why did the giant cross the road? | |
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Snapes_girl
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-10-24
Number of posts : 6274
Age : 40
Location : Indiana
Real First Name : Nancy
Warning :
House : Slytherin - Where I have always belonged
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sun Jun 17 2007, 23:23 | |
| To find the chickens and ask them where in Merlin they were going.
Why is Snape so darn cranky all the time? | |
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drkangelcat
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-02-01
Number of posts : 4340
Age : 32
Location : In la la land.
Real First Name : Cat
Warning :
House : Slytherin's Official Nut
Crest :
Wand : Willow & Veela Hair
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jun 19 2007, 16:06 | |
| He didnt get the pony he wanted for christmas
Why does Draco really mean Harry? | |
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Agatha Black
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-01-26
Number of posts : 2520
Age : 40
Location : Sirius's bedroom
Real First Name : Ame
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Jun 20 2007, 09:32 | |
| Cause he took his barbie when they were in preschool
Why did the ocotpus cross the lake? | |
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drkangelcat
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-02-01
Number of posts : 4340
Age : 32
Location : In la la land.
Real First Name : Cat
Warning :
House : Slytherin's Official Nut
Crest :
Wand : Willow & Veela Hair
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Jun 20 2007, 13:34 | |
| To make out with its secret love...Crabbe
Why did Minerva use Ron as a example when teaching everyone to dance for the Yule Ball? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Jul 18 2007, 20:34 | |
| because she has the hots for him.... (lol)
Why did Umbrige(sp) insult the centuars? | |
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jedichick
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-12-01
Number of posts : 201
Age : 32
Location : At home
Real First Name : Taylore
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Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:20 | |
| because they reminded her of her mother inlaw
why did the giant give Hermione a bicycle handle? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:22 | |
| because it use to be part of her bike.
Why did dumbledore die at the end of half blood prince? | |
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jedichick
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-12-01
Number of posts : 201
Age : 32
Location : At home
Real First Name : Taylore
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Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:39 | |
| cause JK thought it would be funny
Why do they always get bad defense against the dark arts teachers? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:48 | |
| because they are just like the subject.... they are both bad... idk
why did jk writeharry potter | |
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jedichick
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-12-01
Number of posts : 201
Age : 32
Location : At home
Real First Name : Taylore
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Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:51 | |
| because she wanted make billions of dollars
Why does Hagrid keep his brother in the forest? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 20:55 | |
| because he likes to rip the trees out of the ground
why is it that hagrid is a half giant | |
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jedichick
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-12-01
Number of posts : 201
Age : 32
Location : At home
Real First Name : Taylore
Warning :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Tue Jul 24 2007, 21:09 | |
| because his mom was a giant
why doesn't neville get braces? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Fri Jul 27 2007, 20:41 | |
| because he can just use magic.
Why dont Hermione fly much? | |
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geordie_lass43
1st Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-07-18
Number of posts : 360
Age : 31
Location : Up On The Clouds :)
Real First Name : Kaytie
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House : Hufflepuff
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sun Aug 12 2007, 21:56 | |
| shes scared of heights
(am not that good :S )
Why is draco always mean to harry? | |
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dragonweaver
2nd Year
Regist. date : 2007-06-22
Number of posts : 2895
Location : on the moon
Real First Name : Ingrid
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Ash and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sun Aug 12 2007, 21:59 | |
| because harry stole his cookies
Why does voldemort have red eyes? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Mon Aug 13 2007, 22:11 | |
| because when he went in to get color changing contacts they misheard him and thought he wanted red instead of baby blue...lol
Why is it that werewolfs like to bite poeple? | |
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Kendra_McKie
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-07-12
Number of posts : 377
Age : 34
Real First Name : Kat
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 15 2007, 18:04 | |
| Because at that time they are luuuuuunay!
Why is Harry such an idiot sometimes? | |
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dragonweaver
2nd Year
Regist. date : 2007-06-22
Number of posts : 2895
Location : on the moon
Real First Name : Ingrid
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Ash and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 15 2007, 21:21 | |
| Because he got high
Why is Hedwig white? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Thu Aug 16 2007, 22:03 | |
| because she likes to play in snow
Why is Harry the 'Chosen One'? | |
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dragonweaver
2nd Year
Regist. date : 2007-06-22
Number of posts : 2895
Location : on the moon
Real First Name : Ingrid
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Ash and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Thu Aug 16 2007, 22:10 | |
| because he won a raffle
why is peter called wormtail? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Thu Aug 16 2007, 22:40 | |
| HE was the first one to find out that worm's had tails
Why does harry have green eyes | |
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dragonweaver
2nd Year
Regist. date : 2007-06-22
Number of posts : 2895
Location : on the moon
Real First Name : Ingrid
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Ash and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Thu Aug 16 2007, 23:00 | |
| because he wanted to see xmas colors when he looks into voldemort's eyes
why are cd s round? | |
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Bella Muerte
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-09
Number of posts : 996
Location : Florida
Real First Name : Jordanna
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Fri Aug 17 2007, 18:34 | |
| Because whoever made them loved doughnuts.
Why is Voldemort so bad? | |
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dragonweaver
2nd Year
Regist. date : 2007-06-22
Number of posts : 2895
Location : on the moon
Real First Name : Ingrid
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Ash and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Aug 18 2007, 00:26 | |
| Because he didn't get a lollipop from the doctor
Why did voldemort choose the snake/skull as the DE tattoo? | |
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Bella Muerte
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-09
Number of posts : 996
Location : Florida
Real First Name : Jordanna
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 17:45 | |
| Because he is in love with a snake.
Why did Voldemort change his name from Tom Riddle? | |
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magicguy93
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-02-11
Number of posts : 6766
Age : 31
Location : Trying to escape from the insane asylum that I call school.
Real First Name : Chris
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House : GRYFFINDOR BUT RAVENCLAW AT HEART
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Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 17:49 | |
| Because he felt that he diserve the name.
Why did Voldemort speak parseltongue? | |
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chiffonpuff
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-16
Number of posts : 906
Real First Name : Megan
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House : Hufflepuff :DDD
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 19:49 | |
| Because he felt like it
Why is Hufflepuff called Hufflepuff? | |
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magicguy93
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-02-11
Number of posts : 6766
Age : 31
Location : Trying to escape from the insane asylum that I call school.
Real First Name : Chris
Warning :
House : GRYFFINDOR BUT RAVENCLAW AT HEART
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 20:33 | |
| Because people wanted to laugh at something
Why was Hogwarts founded by Four people? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 21:31 | |
| Because 3 is an uneven number
Why doesnt Snape wash his hair? | |
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chiffonpuff
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-16
Number of posts : 906
Real First Name : Megan
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff :DDD
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Wed Aug 22 2007, 21:54 | |
| Because he likes to have black hair
Why do the Weaselys have red hair? | |
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Bella Muerte
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-09
Number of posts : 996
Location : Florida
Real First Name : Jordanna
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Aug 25 2007, 11:01 | |
| Because they colour it.
Why was Dumbledore's hair so long? | |
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irishsweety7411
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-07-25
Number of posts : 113
Age : 36
Location : California
Real First Name : Moira
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House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Aug 25 2007, 13:38 | |
| Because he is afraid of scissors.
why are deatheaters called deatheaters? | |
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chiffonpuff
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-16
Number of posts : 906
Real First Name : Megan
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff :DDD
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Aug 25 2007, 18:50 | |
| Because they love to eat death.
Why are Hufflepuffs loyal? | |
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Kendra_McKie
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-07-12
Number of posts : 377
Age : 34
Real First Name : Kat
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Aug 25 2007, 18:58 | |
| Because Hufflepuff sounds like Hugglepuff!
Why does a badger represent hufflepuff? | |
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chiffonpuff
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-08-16
Number of posts : 906
Real First Name : Megan
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff :DDD
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Mon Aug 27 2007, 16:50 | |
| Because Hufflepuff wants lots of badges
Why are Slytherins sly? | |
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Kendra_McKie
1st Year
Regist. date : 2007-07-12
Number of posts : 377
Age : 34
Real First Name : Kat
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Mon Aug 27 2007, 19:58 | |
| Because being sly is totally fly!
Why did Davey Havok create Blaqk Audio? | |
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Rockheart
1st Year
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Regist. date : 2007-09-15
Number of posts : 1990
Age : 45
Location : I am a figment of my own imagination...
Real First Name : Shard
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House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Mon Sep 24 2007, 20:32 | |
| Because he wanted a new sound...
How do marshmellows get so fluffy? | |
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Oct 27 2007, 00:10 | |
| they go to the fluff market.
Why do birds fly? | |
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Rockheart
1st Year
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Number of posts : 1990
Age : 45
Location : I am a figment of my own imagination...
Real First Name : Shard
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
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Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Oct 27 2007, 21:51 | |
| the sound of a horse (?)
Why is t-rex called t-rex and not q-rex? | |
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Rockheart
1st Year
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Number of posts : 1990
Age : 45
Location : I am a figment of my own imagination...
Real First Name : Shard
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stephy
Head Girl : 5th Year : Death Eater
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Regist. date : 2006-06-03
Number of posts : 30328
Age : 34
Location : At the Cullen's house stealing Jasper
Real First Name : Stephanie, Polly calls me Stephums, Kim calls me Steffie and among others Im either mommy or granny
Warning :
House : ravenclaw
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: The Joke Game Sat Oct 27 2007, 22:33 | |
| Becuase I wasnt there to prevent it from going wrong
Why is it that the good guy almost always win? | |
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Rockheart
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-15
Number of posts : 1990
Age : 45
Location : I am a figment of my own imagination...
Real First Name : Shard
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House : Slytherin
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