Radio Drama

(see I have no idea really if this is how you wanted us to do it? let me just hope it is... and if not like PM me and Ill fix it )

Draco: Welcome My lovely’s to Hogwarts Morning talk. I’m Draco.
Jess: and I’m Jess of course.
Draco: So I was walking down here this morning and came across two students snogging.
Jess: Draco your only one person even when you snog the mirror, But! I did see Hermione Granger and Harry Potter Snogging.
Draco: I was going to tell them that but thanks Jess. Really thanks. ~Thump~
Jess: Oww…
Draco: The Best part is that Ron Weasley walked in on them snogging, HE CRIED!
Jess: Draco that’s sad not good.
Draco: No In my book it’s good.
Jess: That’s why you haven’t gotten published. So anyways. Did you see the spell Ron shot at Harry?
Draco: Oh yes! Hopefully this is the end of the Golden Trio.
Jess: you know they’re probably listening and just because you said that there going to stick together like glue.
Draco: Whatever.
Jess: Well anyways he shot Harry with that slug vomiting curse. It was nasty. Made me loose my appetite.
Draco: Good you’re getting a little chubby.
Jess: Oh no you did not just say that!
Draco: Oh I did! ~THUMP~ Owww
Jess: that’s all for our show!
~Crash~
Jess: Listen in Tomorrow!

Alright i just followed Jess's lead so.....

Amber- Hello and Welcome to H.E. Talk, I'm your Host amberg93. Now you guys are in for a special treat, because today We have got the one and only Lord Voldemort here to answer your questions. Welcome Lord Voldemort.
Voldemort- Hello everyone
Amber-Voldy, do you mind if I call you Voldy?
Voldemort- Yes, Im a Lor-
Amber-Great! Voldy, first we have a question from Jessica Matthews-Halliwell, she'd like to know why don't you have such a cool scar?
Voldemort- What? Who says I don't have a cool scar? I SHALL KILL YOU ALL!
Amber-Right, moving on, harry potter_45 asks why should I become a Death Eater?
Voldemort- Good question, well in becoming a Death Eater you are garanted life, unless of coarse you fail me then I shall kill you, but if you don't I shall spare you, unless you die in battle in which thats your own fault and I have no legal liablities.
Amber- Well thats great and all, I mean you inspired me to become a Death Eater and an Auror, but thats besides the point. Now Voldy, I have a question for you.
Voldemort- yes Amber?
Amber- Well I was wondering how come you have no friends, I mean come on even a high school loser has more friends than you *laughs* I mean dude your pathetic!
Voldemort- *points wand at Amber* Adava Kedavra there my work here is done *stomps out*
Amber- *is alive again* So join us tomarrow when I find a guest who wont try and kill me, have a good day ev-
Voldemort- I thought I killed you...
Amber- I thought you left!
Voldemort- but you were dead...
Amber- You can't kill the radio hostess, Good day everyone
Voldemort- Why not i mean-

*fades out*

(hmm i just read ellys, and laughed alot, im still not sure how i got dragged into that :P)

(Ok, I don’t really know what this is about, I’ve not followed what The other two did cos you said radio DRAMA and I consulted Amy and she said to do something like this…it’s actually really random…but be prepared as it is rubbish it is also longer then the two aboves…3 pages in word, hope that’s ok?). Well, hope you like it anyway, and I hope this is kind of what you meant for the homework)

The real H.E Chat

Mcfly, Lifey and Elana were sitting by the fire in Ravenclaw Common room, they were all extremely bored! The only thing that entertained us was the Llama noise Elana kept making to make us laugh…it wasn’t quite working anymore.

“I don’t know about you,” Mcfly said, “But I’m going in the chat room, anyone going to join me?” Elana shrugged and stood up, “Lifey?”

“I’ll come in a bit, I got Divination homework to do! Etta isn’t being easy on this homework, is she?” Mcfly and Elana shrugged and ran in to the corridor,

“I can never remember where they built this new room?!” Elana stomped her foot in frustration and looked over at Mcfly,

“I can’t either, but don’t fear! I own the marauders map! Got it in my second year here!” Unfolding the parchment Mcfly and Elana bent over it,

“Ah ha! Look, there, right next to the great hall!” They sped off down the corridor, and down the main staircase. The door to the Chat Room looked new and had that strong smell of fresh varnish, Elana pressed the door bell

dingdong

They heard the door open and java (a robotic voice) welcomed them inside!

They gazed in aw at the newly decorated room, the bean bags, the sofas, the soft floor, the fluffy rugs, the fireplace! It had everything! It was lit by candles suspended all round the oddly shaped room.

“Hey Mcfly! Hey Elana!” Cheery shouted from across the room, she seemed to be in a deep conversation with Ginny who ran and tackle hugged Mcfly and did the same to Elana,

“Hey Gingin,” Mcfly said,

“Hey Ginny,” Elana said, Mcfly went over to duck the duck and said hey,

“Hey sis, what you doing?”

“Just trying to fix the java welcome, it keeps welcoming people twice and it’s getting annoying. Here, you have a go,” Duck then shoved a screwdriver and a notepad with instructions into Mcfly’s hand and walked away.

She walked over to the other professors, well, there was only Flissy and running_swift there at that time.

There was the sound of the annoying doorbell again, with the usual java welcome. Fated4HP strolled in the room,

“Hey fated!” Someone said, “Hey f-man,” Said someone else, Fated greeted everyone then made and announcement.

“Everyone, I’d like to inform you a wedding is taking place here very soon.”

“Who’s wedding?” Cheery shouted,

“Urm, well, I’m not sure, but I’m sure we’ll find someone willing to get married!”

“When will this tree end!” Swift moaned, “I’ve already got millions of grandkids!” Swift looked over at Ginny, “And probably more to come!”

“How about the next two people who walk through that door are getting married!” Romance lover suggested,

“That could work!” So everyone waited, most people had bagged bean bags and had turned to sit facing the door, it was silent in the Chat Room…

dingdong

Everyone leaned forward…who would it be? Elfie walked into the room, and stopped at everyone staring at her…

“Why is everyone staring at me?”

“We can’t make Elfie get married! She already is married!” Flissy shouted, “Ok, so it’ll be the next person!”

Again everyone was silent except for duck who was explaining things to Elfie.

dingdong

There was a gasp and Life is 42 strolled into chat was about to say hi when everyone burst into cheer. Fated was the first to tell her, “Lifey, you’re getting married, go on, get in position!” Elana and mcfly took a very confused Lifey to stand in position,

“Now we need a male!” Everyone was quiet again, staring at the door.

They waited…and waited…and waited…and waited…and waited…and…

Waited…but eventually…

dingdong

“Hi guys,” Came Ambers voice, Half the room was laughing and half the room was cheering,

“Come on Amber, you’re the groom in our wedding!”

“I’m a what in a what?” But she had already been dragged next to Lifey, Duck took the position of minister,

“We are gathered here today to witness the marriage of this woman and this urm…woman. Since we all know the vows can we just skip to the I Do’s?”

Amber and Lifey nodded, still both looking flabbergasted,

“Amber, blahblahblah, do you take Lifey to be your wife blahblahblah, sickness and in health blahblahblah till death by hippo do you part?”

“Well, I suppose I have to,”

“And same to you Lifey?”

“Urm. Yeh ok…Waterlily did it so why can’t we, hahaha,”

“You may now kis- oh, maybe just hug the bride.”

(OMG, Elly, I love you! That was soooooo funny! This is going off of that…}

<b>Elana:</b> Welcome to the show! I’m Elana-

<b>Lifey:</b> -I’m Lifey-

<b>Elly:</b> -and I’m Elly.

<b>Elana:</b> The wedding this morning was lovely, wasn’t it?

<b>Lifey:</b> Yes, you could say that, Llama; lovely, but unexpected. For those of you listening that don’t know what we’re talking about, Elly, why don’t you explain?

<b>Elly:</b> Thank you Lifey, you were a beautiful bride. Ahem, well, this morning Elana, Lifey and I were in the Ravenclaw Common Room. We were bored, so Elana and I left to go to the Chat Room. We got to talking, and when Jesse came in, we decided to have a wedding! And the lucky people to get married would be the next two people in the Chat Room. First, Lifey-

<b>Lifey:</b> Just so you all know, I had no idea what was going on. Continue, Elly.

<b>Elly:</b> Of course, Lifey. Well, once we explained to Lifey, Amber walked in. Someone performed the brief but wonderful ceremony.

<b>Elana:</b> Yep, that’s what happened. As we all know, the QWT, the Quadwizard Tournament is coming up-

<b>Elly:</b> -and everyone knows that it’s RAVENCLAW that’s going to win-

<b>Elana:</b> true Elly, true. But, what I was going to say was, everyone support your house! So sign up for the Tournament, it’ll be great fun, be worth tons of housepoints; a very worthwhile experience indeed.

<b>Lifey:</b> Also, Quidditch is starting soon-

<b>Elly:</b> -and everyone knows that it’s RAVENCLAW that’s going to win-

<b>Lifey:</b> -oh yes, Elly, we will. I know that some teams still need players so help your house that way! Elana, Elly and I are members of the Ravenclaw Quidditch Team and love being on the team. Quidditch is another wonderful way to support your house!

<b>Elana:</b> Lifey, Elly, as sorry as I am to say this, I have to. We’ve run out of time! Join us next week for another discussion. Until then, farewell!

Erg...I’m so confused on the format we’re supposed to use so I’m kinda doing this on my own. Radio...obviously you can’t see anything. So someone is saying the entire thing. Hm...all right. Here we go... (ooh, and I had a little too much fun with the mixing of HE and Hogwarts)



Narrator: It was much past bedtime and Analia was roaming the corridors of Hogwarts, blindly, so if she heard Snape, she could easily hide in the shadow.

thump.
thump.
thump.

Narrator: She heard footsteps coming from the end of the corridor.

thump.
thump.
thump.

Narrator: Analia accidently let out a squeak.

Voice: Who's there?!

silence.

Voice: Lumos!

Narrator: The hall illuminated to show Analia face to face with Jesse(Fated4HP).

Jesse: ANNIE! What are you--

Analia: Shhh! Snape could be anywhere. Don't speak so loudly!

Jesse: Fine. But what are you doing? Its dangerous wandering the corridor alone at night.

Analia: I was just... hold on. What are you doing awake?

Jesse: Well....don't change the subject!

Analia: Shhh!

Jesse: Sorry, sorry. So what are you doing?

Analia: I...uh...well...I was looking f-for...

Jesse: Come on, spit it out! Looking for what?

Analia: Voldemort......


silence.

Narrator: Just as Jesse was about to speak, there was a...

thump.
thump.
thump.

Analia: You fool! Put your wand away!

Narrator: The hall went dark again. But there were no footsteps. Analia backed up into the wall silently and pulled Jesse with her.

Jesse: Who's--

Narrator: Analia clapped her hand over Jesse's mouth before he could say anymore. After a moment, she released her grip.

Jesse: Crucio!

Analia: NO! YOU IDIOT!

Narrator: Analia groped the air for Jesse's wand and stashed it in her pocket. She pulled out her own and the corridor was lit again. They looked down at the twitching body on the floor and saw--

Jesse and Analia: Voldemort!

(wow this looks like FUN!!)

me- HI i'm Traci and well i will dl most of the talking here.

Draco- No you won't i will. I'm Draco the best guy in the world.

me- Rolls eyes So anyways us gryffys are the best!! And that's a fact..

Draco- You wish i mean i am in slytherin wich makes it better.

me- Oh come on we have an auror and a death eater in our house what do you have.

Draco- Darn that Amber has to be all cool like that. we have....

me-Thats what i thought NOTHING but a guy with no nose

draco- He shall kill you for that

me - Yeah whatever i heard it before.

Draco- Oh come on join our side you would be awsome almost better then amber. You are a better spy i mean who turns on the light with their elbow while sneaking into their brother's room?

me- True thanks but no thanks i'll stick to the guy with the cool scare anyday.

Draco-Ha you fool why the bloody ~beep~ would you stay with him when you could have me

Me- kicks draco where it countsWell we shall continue this agument on a differnt day I am afraid we ran out of time. Next time we will meet the one and only Ginny Weasly Innocent or a take over. Well tune in. SEE YA music plays

Ron’s Betrayal

Ron: What do you want? Why did you call me here?
Draco: Well Weasley, you know what I think of you and your family, but it happens that I need your help to do something.
R: Haha! What? The pure blood Malfoy needs Weasly blood traitor help? I knew this day’d come.
D: Don’t you start to think you’re special. I can still do what I’m planning without you. You just make things easier.
R: And tell me, why the hell on earth would I help you?
D: Because I know that deep down inside you hate Potter as much as I do.
R: What??? Are you mad? Harry’s my best friend!!!
D: You don’t fool me Weasley. Don’t you think I know you hold resent from Potter since day one. I see the way you look at him when he saves day and get’s all the attentions.
R: But... what...
D: As long as Potter lives you’ll always live in his shadow. We could change that.
R: NO! Shut up! I can’t... won’t listen to you.
D: Don’t you play the good friend with me. Even a rat like you have ambitions.
R: Err...
D: Can you imagine a life without Potter? The attentions would turn to you, Potter’s best friend, the one who left haha
R: Hum... well... what exactly do you have in mind?
D: I know you’d come to your senses, now listen...

Distant calls

D: What’s that?
R: I think... it’s Hermione! She must be looking for me!
D: That filfthy mudblood, she can’t suspect out plans. I’ll show her.
R: Wait, what are you going to do? I don’t Hermione getting hurt.
D: Relax I won’t hurt your beloved mudblood, I’ll only giver her the shock of her life, now come here..

Suddenly Draco grabs Ron and kiss him

Hermione: RON!!! What are you doing?
R: Hermione, wait! It’s not what you are thinking, I can explain.
H: There’s no explanation for what I saw! How could you? With Malfoy? Everybody but Malfoy! I knew you were... hum.. like that a long go but throwing youserlf right in the arms of our big enemy? Isn’t bad enough you’re betryaing me with a guy, ot has to be HIM?
D: Guess you’re not smart enough to keep your boyfriend Granger. He’s mine now.
H: You’re awful. Both of you!

Hermione runs away crying

R: Hermione wait!!!
D: Leave her we have a plan to execute.
R: What was that for?
D: Well unless you wanted her to know that you’re trying to kill Potter that seemed a good solution.
R: And you couldn’t have thought of any other way?
D: I guess I could, but this way is more fun. Besides I don’t see you complaining about my kiss. Weasly don’t tell me you’re interested in me.
R: Err... hum... what... no...
D: You don’t look very convicted. It doesn’t matter because it won’t happen i despise you almost as I despise mudbloods. Anyway let’s go back to my plan.
R: Hum... okay. I’m listening.

Harry Potter has a new enemy

Draco meets his match~

Draco:And just why do I care about talking to you?
Jesse:Because I am the HE's most devilishly-handsome Death Eater
Draco: Pfft! You must be joking. I am the best looking guy here so you are outclassed.
Jesse: I highly doubt that. You see I'm Head Boy.
Draco: Yeah so? I am rich!
Jesse: I am also the 2nd Head of Slytherin house and the Quidditch Captain.
Draco: Yeah well, I will be Quidditch captain in...in..in the 7th book!
Jesse: Haha I doubt that, after all you can't really think you'll be the Quidditch Captain, you ran off with Snape.I'd say you were expelled.

cue threatening dark music

Draco: You have no proof of that!
Jesse: Maybe not, but I bet you die in the 7th book.
Draco: I will NOT!
Jesse: It is possible
Draco:Well I...I...urm..Why are you saying this?Do...do you want me to die???
Jesse: No, of course not. You're my favorite character.
Draco: I am?
Jesse: Yes Draco, you are.
Draco: Hah! Well, why wouldn't I be? I'm ten times better than Potter or Weasel.
Jesse: Maybe so, but you've met your match when it comes to me.
Draco:.....!?

(cooooooolio ^^)

skully: Hey all you big animals out there! How are you all feeling today?
elana: they're feeling animal, of course, skully!
amber: what if they feel like people? it COULD happen.
skully: why don't you call us then and tell us if you feel like an animal or a person!!

*riiiiing*

elana: hello there?
voldemort: oh hi. is this the HE's Radio Station?
skully: Yes, sir, who are we talking to?
voldemort: amm... hm.... well, it's me, voldy.
amber: OMG VOLDEMORT! ARGHHHHHH
voldemort: amber? Is that you?
amber: w-w-what? no, i'm not amber!
elana: what are you talking about, amber?
amber: WHOA? ELANA, SHUSH!
voldemort: IT IS YOU! what the heck are you doing there?? We have a death eater meeting in 10 minutes!!
amber: I k-k-know i know, but... well, you know... (i'm trying to convince these aurors i'm in their side)
voldemort: Oh... right. Sorry, then. You can skip this meeting. BUT NO MORE SKIPPING MEETING FOR YOU. We have muffins.
amber: MUFFINS? but...but i thought Lucius was alergic to them
voldemort: and he is... MWAHAHAHAHA
amber: oh, i see.
skully: well, i'm sorry, sir, but we have another call! BYE BYE

*hung up*

*riiiiiiing*

elana: How'dy ho!
voice: hmmm..... hi
skully: hi there! who are we taking to?
voice: hmmmm i'd rather stay annonymous.
amber: ok, then, sir, why did you call....?
elana: HARRY POTTER?? IS THAT YOU???
harry potter: geez, you girls are smart.
elana: of course, i'm a ravenclaw!
amber: well, you could be, but gryffindor is much better
skully: it sure is!
harry potter: i third that!
elana: well, if i'm all alone in this one, i'll drop it, but i still love ravenclaw more than any of the other 3 houses!
skully: whatever...
amber: now, harry potter, why did you call the he's radio station?
harry potter: well... i just wanted to say.... I LOVE YOU GINNY!
skully: OMG that's soooooo cuuuute!
elana: awwwwwwwwww
amber: hahaha what a joke. you love HERMIONE, right, harry?
harry potter: what? Hermione? Why would i love hermione? RON is the one that loves Hermione, not me!
elana: OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
skully: I third that! xD
amber: fine. hmph. but i'm not giving up on my harmony and drinny.
harry potter: drinny? THAT WIMP with MY ginny??? excuse me girls, i have to go puke.

*hung up*

*riiiiiiiing*

skully: hello!
elana: who's there?
amber: hmmmmmmm?
voice: HIPPOS!

*hung up*

elana: ...
skully: O.O
amber: what?
elana: who was that?
skully: i shall guess it was elfie
amber: why would elfie do that?
elana: i dunno. she's been hyper all week.
skully: OH NO, our time is up! Bye bye you listeners out there!
elana: stay tuned for "Death Eaters and ME" with Jesse!
amber: And don't forget.... HARMONY RULES!
skully and elana: AMBER!!
amber: MWAHAHAHAHA
skully: IT DOES NOT! ROMIONE RULES!!!
elana: ROMIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!!!!

*end*

Emily:Hello everyone! Welcome to Hogwarts Experience Talk! The Radio channel where YOU get the updates on what is happening around Hogwarts. I'm Emily. And this is my co-star Dra-
Draco:Draco. My name is Draco.
Emily:Today we are interveiwing my boyfriend, Harry.
*Harry walks into room*
*Draco pulls Emily in for a kiss*
*Emily tries to kick away but can't*
Harry:Hey! Emily, I thought you were my girlfriend! I can't beliece you. Making out with our worst enemy! I am braking up with you!
*walks out door and slams it shut.*
*Draco brakes the kiss*
Emily:*feeling a little shocked*Well, I-I guess this show is o-over. Buh-bye everyone!
Draco:Yes. Buh Bye.
*music fades out*
*after show*
*Emily and Draco stare at each other*
Draco:Wow. You're a good kisser.
Emily:Yeah. So are you.
Draco:Umm... wanna do it again?
Emily:Okay!
*Draco and Emily kiss*
Okay. It's over!

Welcome to my awesomenessities show Cheetah's err.. right. Well, we haven't quite picked out a name as the producers thought Cheetah's Awesomenessities Show was quite a dumb name and quite childish.. Hmph. But anyway, here is our first guest, the dead Sirius Black!

Sirius: How am I talking to you?? I was.. The light. It's gone. AM I IN H-
Cheetah: A horrifying talk show? Of course you are. So how does it feel to be dead?
Sirius: That's kind of a sensitive question.
Cheetah: Is it really? I don't care. The viewers want to know.
Sirius:...
Cheetah: So how does it feel to let down Harry, and be stupid enough to go into the Department of Mysteries, and get yourself killed by your own cousin? I mean come on! We ALL saw it coming.
Sirius: For one, I thought you were a fan of mine! And two, how could you have saw it coming? People are still crying in their grief over me!
Cheetah: Only because you were good looking, and by the looks of it your letting yourself go. And I'm still a fan of yours, but I have to ask awkward questions.
Sirius: I hate you. And people didn't just like me becuase of my looks. They liked me for many reasons.
Cheetah: Let it all out Sirius. Did you know that there are stories out there where you like these following people: Remus, Hermione, James, Snape, random fangirls that wish they could be yours, Amber, and many others?
Sirius: WHAT? They put me with Amber? What mad person in their right mind would do THAT?
Cheetah: Err, me.
Sirius: And let me guess, you put yourself with Remus? Am I right?
Cheetah: I hate you. Hey wait! You were angry about being paired up with Amber when there are stories out there with you and Snape!
Sirius: You know, you are always trying to bring people down. Psh. I want to go back to the light. The light understood me!
Cheetah: Well I hate you too!
Sirius: FINE! I hate talkshows that momentarily take me from the light!
Cheetah: Ugh! *you hear metal screeching noises*

*static*

Kitty Good Morning listeners, I am here with an exclusive interview with three of Hogwarts most eligible bachelors. Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Boys, we're all dying to know if you are available for the girls here at the Hogwarts Experience.
Draco Naturally I am. I am the most sought after guy here. And I'm always willing to have a new date every day!
Kitty I am sure you are. Now Crabbe and Goyle, how come you two are still single?
Crabbe Uh....
Goyle Um...
Draco (grumbles) Why are you two looking at me? I can't give you ALL of your answers ALL the time. Say something for yourselves for once.
Crabbe ....Uh...I'm hungry
Goyle I...have to pee
Draco Really smooth guys. We're on the bloody radio and the only thing you two can say is-Crabbe! For crying out loud stop picking your nose! Goyle, did you have beans earlier?
Kitty Uh...okay let's move on shall we? Draco, have you ever taken a romantic interest in Hermione Granger?
Draco Absolutely Not! Regardless of how many people have read fanfics about me hooking up with Granger, it is absurd! I do NOT date mudbloods!
Kitty So, there's truly no possible way you would ever date her?
Draco The only POSSIBLE way I would even consider stooping that low is if she were a PUREBLOOD, And in no way, shape or form; friends with Potter and Weasel! And I really hate being asked this all the time. It's those bloody fanfics that are to be blamed! They're corrupting everything! If I had my way, they would all be burned!
Kitty I'll have you know that I wrote a very long fic and it's quite good I think.Dramione is one of the most popular fan ships out there and-
Draco Dramione? Is that what you call this bloody ship that I'm stuck in?
Kitty Yes, and may I remind you that we're on the air and that you have a lot of YOUR fans listening?
Crabbe I'm hungry...do you have any snacks?
Kitty No, sorry. But Crabbe, how about you tell everyone your opinion on Dramione?
Crabbe Uh....okay. I like it.
Draco Crabbe! How dare you say that!
Goyle I like it too but I just don't like the part with Granger kissing Draco.
Crabbe Me either. But I like the rest of it.
Kitty But...THAT is why it is called Dramione. Because Draco and Hermione get together and fall in love and-
Draco No No No! Stop stop stop! I can't stand this anymore! Crabbe, Goyle get up! We're leaving. This is an outrage!
Kitty Well my dear listeners, it looks as if we were mistaken. Draco will never ever truly give Hermione a chance. That's all the time we have today. Tune in tomorrow when we hear from Ron and how he beat his fear of spiders. Till then, This is Kitty wishing your day goes purrrrrrrfectly.
Draco (in a quiet muffled whisper) Crabbe, go tell Hermione I have to move our dinner date to 6pm....

Alyssa: Glad you could join us Ron!
Ron: How did I get here?
Alyssa: *rolls eyes* I am the narrator! Duh!
Ron: I knew that...so why am I here?
Alyssa: *smirks* Oh, you'll see..
Ron: See what?
Alyssa: Look down there over by Hagrid's Cabin.

Alyssa in narrorating voice: Hermione is helping pick flowers to help Hagrid with an expierment. Ron wathes..drollingly.

Ron: *snaps to attentiont*: I am not drooling!
Alyssa" So what's that dribbling donw the corner of your mouth?
Ron: I was thinking of dinner...yes dinner!
Alyssa: Riiight..Oh look here comes Harry!
Harry: Hey Ron! Who are you?
Alyssa: The narroator to Ron and Hermione's blind love story!
Harry: Okay
Ron: Did you not here what she said?!
Harry: I did. She said she was the-- honestly Ron you both are very blind
Ron: Oh, I give up! I'm going inside to eat! *walks away*
Alyssa: Didn't see that coming...
Harry: Or her.

*Hermione appraoches, smiling brilliantly*

Hermione: Hi Harry! Where's Ron and who is-
Alyssa: Why are you so keen in seeing Ron?
Hermione: No reason. I just-
Alyssa: Like him, do you?
Heminone: *blushes*
Alyssa: You do, don;t you! I knew it!
Hermione: Who are you?
Alyssa: I'm Alyssa, of course.
Hermione: Well, I'd adivse you not to make accusations before getting to know a person! I'm going to the library! *walks away*
Alyssa: I really didn't see that coming!
Harry: *pats back* It's okay. They'll get together soon..
Alyssa: Speaking of which..What's with you and Ginny?
Harry: Uh...

TO BE CONTINUED

[The story happens during the time when James, Lily and Snape were only starting in Hogwarts.]

(Narrator: The new students has just arrived the Great Hall.)

Snape: Are you excited to start school?

Lily: Yes, Severus. I don't know what to expect, because everything now seems so magical. But, I am looking forward meeting new friends and learning magic of course! You? Looks like you are very serious. What are you thinking?

Snape: Me? Yes, excited also.

Lily: The sorting will begin any moment, isn't it?

Snape: Yes. And I am a little afraid.

Lily: Do I hear it clearly? You, Severus, afraid? Why? We will be only be sorted, there's nothing to be afraid.

Snape: Yes, I know. But what if you will be sorted into a house different from mine? I'm afraid we get to separate and never talk again like this. Yeah it is funny. Okay, laugh.

Lily: Oh Severus! Don't think like that. Look at me, you are my friend. See, I am not laughing, even though I think there's a little part of what you said. Look, we're best of friends. Nothing will be change. If we'll be sorted into different houses, we can still talk. Call me if you need someone to talk to. We are still under the same ground. Remember that, Severus. So, you okay now?

Snape: I don't know. Maybe.

(Narrator: And the sorting begins...)

Professor McGonagall: James Potter.

Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!

Professor McGonagall: Severus Snape.

Sorting Hat: Slytherin!

Professor McGonagall: Lily Potter.

Sorting Hat: Gryffindor!

(Narrator: Lily joins the Gryffindor table sitting beside James. She looks at a distant to Snape who is now sitting along the Slytherin table, looking disappointed about the outcome of the sorting.)

Lily: Its okay. (talking in whispers to Snape in distant)

James: Hey, what are you saying? Hello, I'm James!

Lily: Ahhm, hi! My name's Lily. Nice to meet you, fellow Gryffindor.

James: By the way, these are my friends. Sirius, Peter and Remus. Hey! Meet Lily, over here!

Lily: Oh hello! I am Lily. Nice to meet you, guys!

Sirius: James, looks like you have found a girlfriend huh?

Remus: You're so fast. Faster than Sirius.

James: Hey guys, will you stop? Oh well, I think Lily's cute.

Lily: Ehem. Hello? I am here. You guys look very cool huh. How long have you known each other?

James: Just now after the sorting ceremony.

Peter: Yeah, we just got a minute ahead of you knowing him and him and him.

Lily: Seriously?

Sirius: Do we look like not telling the truth?

Remus: Hahaha, you must be shocked. But don't worry, we're not harmful.

James: Remus is right. Nothing to worry, my dear Lily.

Lily: Don't call me dear. We've just met.

James: The term has started. We need to get the House Cup at the end of the term. We, Gryffindors, should help each other right? (pauses)....dear?

(Narrator: The feast goes on smoothly. After the generous dinner, students were accompanied by their respective House prefects to their respective Common Rooms. Snape, suddenly walked fast to Lily.)

Snape: Are you okay, Lily? I have seen you with those guys? Are they treating you well?

Lily: I am fine, Sev. I enjoy the meal and have a good time laughing all through dinner. Don't worry about me, they're good. Naughty guys yes, but surely, I can handle myself very well with them. And you, have you find some friends in your House?

Snape: Yes. Just call me when something went wrong, okay. I don't feel good with those four guys, you better just hang around at your table.

Lily: Okay Sev. But you should not worry too much about me. I'll be fine. Well, I have to go now to my room. I'll see you tomorrow at breakfast. Bye Severus!

Snape: Tomorrow, yes, Lily!

(Narrator: Many days has passed. Lily and Snape were still in contact. They at least once a day have their breakfast or lunch or dinner together. Snape tells Lily that he notices that Lily was becoming close to James group and asks her if James is asking her out. Lily laughed at the idea of Snape, and asks Snape back the question one dinner before Halloween.)

Lily: Why are you asking me about James asking me out?

Snape: I am just concern.

Lily: James is fine. Yes, he asked me out once.

Snape: And you said yes?

Lily: Sev, it is just a casual date. Why do you care so much?

Snape: I'm just jealous.

Lily: What? You are jealous? Hahaha! You are my best friend, Sev.

Snape: But… I really hate it, when you are hanging with James.

Lily: Don’t be childish, my dear. If you love me, you will trust me. I knew James better than before. He is a gentleman. He won’t hurt me, I know that.

(Narrator: Lily gets up on her chair and leave Snape on the table alone, saying that she has to meet her fellow Gryffindor about their homework at Transfiguration.)

Snape: If you only know what I really feel for you Lily, you will understand better what is going on me. (in whispers)

James: Hey Snivellus! What are you whispering?

Snape: You don’t have any business regarding that.

Sirius: Why are you like that Snivellus?

Snape: Leave me alone, you bullying Gryffindors! Leave me and Lily alone.

James: And Lily huh? Why? Are you the boyfriend of Lily now? Hey, hey, hey!

Snape: Stop it, Potter! I will let you pass this time.

(Narrator: Snape’s hatred of James and his gang strengthened. He always reminded Lily about hanging up with them. Lily gets annoyed little by little every time she heard from Snape this kind of stopping her to make friends with James. One cold weekend, they are off to a Hogsmeade trip. Lily tells Snape that she is going with James in agreement with the last time James has asked her out.)

Lily: Don’t tell me what to do. I know how to handle this. You may come with me, but we have to get separate once we are there and meet only after our date. Is that okay with you?

Snape: I may not be coming. I’ll have homework to finish.

Lily: Well then, we’ll see each other at dinner. I promise I’ll be good and I will tell you all about everything that will happen.

(Narrator: Lily was off to Hogsmeade. But she didn’t know that Snape has a change in his mind about not coming. Snape follows Lily wherever she go. Snape saw James and Lily together entering The Three Broomstick. Snape followed. Upon entering the bar, Lily saw Snape.)

Lily: Hey Sev, over here. What are you doing here? I thought you’ll have to stay in school?

Snape: Nothing, a sudden change in mind.

Lily: Are you alone? James, is it okay if Severus will join us?

James: Ahh, o-okay. The more the merrier!

Lily: Thanks James. Come on here, Sev.

Snape: Okay. So are you courting Lily?

Lily: Where does it come from Sev?

James: Its okay, Lily. Better to say it now. I will not let this moment pass. I thought he must also know what my intention was.

Lily: Hahaha, you must be joking James and you too, Sev.

Snape: Let us hear what James is going to say.

James: Okay, I like you Lily. Well, from the first day I have introduced myself to you, I know it was you. Well, Snape, I know you are best friend of Lily and I thought you have the right to know what was going on between us. Yeah, I really find Lily very attractive and unique.

Lily: Oh James, I don’t know if I will believe in you. But, these are all of a sudden. You don’t expect me to give me my answers that quickly, do you?

Snape: Is that all I need to know? I’ll better be going then.

Lily: Hey Sev, you are leaving us in a rush?

Snape: There’s nothing to do in here, I guess. Better be going back to the castle.

Lily: We will see each other in dinner, okay. Keep safe!

(Narrator: Snape run as fast as he could out of the bar. He doesn’t know how to react with that situation. James like Lily, and Lily might fall for James or even have fallen for him already. He is Snape – the best friend. Yes, only the best friend. In the dinner later that day…)

Lily: Oh, Sev, glad that I have found you here. I thought there was something wrong when you suddenly leave us at the bar.

Snape: No, I am okay Lily. So, is there anything you want to say?

Lily: Sev, you won’t believe it. But, after James said that he like me, I felt a slight thrill. Did you see how I reacted? But then, you left us. Why the hell have you left me there? I don’t know what to do or how to act that time. Anyway, we ordered for something to eat. There was a lot of awkward moments at first, because of his sudden declaration of what he feels toward me. And then, he asked me what I feel about him. I know I need to say something that time, but all at once, I have said that I like him, too. Oh, Sev. Is it fast for me to say that? I was shocked by what I have said, but now, I realized that, yes, I think I also like him. He says we have a lot of time to appreciate and enjoy each others company. I think it’s a mutual understanding. What do you think? Say something, Sev.

Snape: You appear very happy. Good.

Lily: Actually, you’re correct! I’m happy! Do you think I overreacted? Oh my! I think James is wonderful. I know you don’t like him. But, try to appreciate him Sev, and you’ll know why.

Snape: Okay, I think I’ll go to bed now. Good night, Lily.

Lily: Is there something wrong? Are you not happy for me?

Snape: No, everything seems to be right. I am just tired.

Lily: Okay, rest well Sev. Good night! Bye!

(Narrator: As Severus walks out of the Great Hall, he feels the blood rushing up to his face. He walked fast until he reached his bed and lie down there with heartache. He is Severus Snape – but for tonight, he looks as if he was just lost in a battle. Tears were running in his face. He loves Lily as much as being his best friend, but then, he never had a chance of admitting it to her. Maybe he is afraid of what would be Lily’s reaction. And now, James Potter has bravely told her about what he feels. He even felt that time that he has been a loser. That good bye Lily has said to him after dinner seemed to be a forever farewell for Snape.)


-end-

Excellent Sashi (some points out due to small grammar errors)

Sashi - 95

Elfie Dumbledore wrote:

Time to be imaginative, inventive and creative all in one!

The Hogwarts Experience Radio Station is a thought for the future, and I want you to write a short radio drama for its eventual airdate!

There are only a few guidelines to respect:

1. Please keep it 12+
2. It must be based around Harry Potter world and/or HE
3. It can be any length, but it must fit into the category of a short radio play


Total possible housepoints: 100

Have fun!

Going to go for a radio drama old school...

Thunder crashes (rocks in cans shake)
"Good evening and welcome to this weeks enstallment of The Boy Who Cried DeathEater"
Gasps
"As you may remember last week we left our erstwhile hero in a bit of a pickle, as he actually saw a death eater but now noone believes him because earlier he said he saw one when he really hadn't...let's rejoin our protagonist..."
Cue music segway

"You see boy, I won, you discredited yourself. Noone will believe you now that I am a deatheater!"
Cue menaichial laughter
"No you are wrong. You know why?"
"Why is that?"
A button is pushed.
"You see boy, I won, you discredited yourself. Noone will believe you now that I am a deatheater!"
Gasp
"What is this?"
"It's a muggle invention called a taperecorder. And you just admited you were!"
"Blast! Well now..."
Cue suspenseful music.
"I suppose I shall have to destroy it and you!"
"No you can't!"
"Melody what are you doing here?"
"I couldn't just leave you like that, not when you could be in danger George!"
"How sweet, another victim..." scary laughter.
Screams..
Music reaches crescendo.
...

"Will our hero who outsmarted the vilian live to gloat another day?"
"Will evil or good triumphant? And how can you get your very own taperecorder? That's right our sponser Acme Tape Recorder, for when you just need to record. Tune in next time for the exciting adventures to find out!"

Great job!

Gloria Malfoy :: 98 points