WytchKitty V Cill - round 1

Each person will have 6 posts within a match!
Bring in as many new ways of attacking and defending as possible!
When the 6 posts each have finished – the match is finished and you will have to wait for your scores
Scores will be updated on score thread after each match marked!
The lowest scoring four people at the end of the matches will be knocked out and round 2 will commence
Only the named two people can post in the designated post.


Let the battle commence!

:Drawing her wand slowly, she takes a dueling stands. A simple nod and it begins:

She points her wand at Cill. "Avis!" she shouts conjuring a flock of birds and they fly towards Cill.

::Yawns:: "Finite incantatem" ::Smirks at kitty, raising her wand:: "Lufus!"




(Lufus is a spell that makes the person which the spell is cast upon to fall in love with, feel affection for, or feel friendly towards the caster. This is one of the entrancing enchantments, and lufus comes from etymonlines dictionary. I made it up myself. source: http://www.hp-lexicon.org/magic/spells/spells_e.html )

She fell to the floor with a loud hard smack! She suddenly had been blasted by the pretty pinkish light and found herself making googly eyes at Cill.

"My dearest must we fight like barbarians in the midst of war?" she said dreamily blinking her eyes at Cill.

She stood like that for a good while until her Slytherin senses finally kicked back in.

"Negiva-Vora" (A spell that causes romatic feelings and love to disappear) she said pointing her wand at herself. Slowly the romantic enchanted feelings fizzled away. But it had left her with a nasty side effect of a headache.

She blinked her eyes, her vision wavering from the massive headache.
She glared at her opponent. "Is that the best you can do?" she snorted as she twirled her wand arrogantly; trying to focus well enough to come up with a useful attack.

Her eyes studied her opponent and she gripped her wand tightly in her hand, clenching her teeth as she was not about to let her Slytherin pride be hurt. No way.

Then a spell came to her and a malevolent smile crossed her face.
She pointed her wand at the ground beneath her opponent's feet.
"Effrego Humus!" she shouted.

(Effrego means breaking open and Humus means ground-A spell to cause the ground below the opponent's feet to break open and create a large hole)

falling into darkness, after about one kilometre, she remembers her propellers that she glued to her shoes yesterday, and flies up again.

it took a while, but after ten minutes, when it's only one metre left, one of the propellars breaks. with a lame 'pfutt', it stops working and she throws herself to the edge. Amazingly enough, she makes it, and some side effects of her last spell has to have kicked in, because kitty helps her up. suddenly remembering that kitty is her enemy right now, and not her buddy, she backs away from the evil slytherin.


She thinks for a few moments before she smiles broadly and points at kitty's wand;

"Turncycenus!"

And it turns into a yellow, furry chicken.

(etymonline again.)

With a poof and loud crackle; Kitty's wand was turned into a yellow chicken.

Kitty's eyes grew wide. "What the bloody...." she couldn't even finish her sentence for the chicken clucked and squawked loudly and charged at her.

"Agh!!" Kitty screamed as it began pecking at her. She backed away as it clucked loudly at her.
"What? How dare you attack me! You're a bloody wand for crying out loud!" she shouted at the ill-tempered chicken causing it to become more aggressive.
"Cill, I will get you for this!" Kitty shouted as she pointed a threatening finger at Cill.

Unfortunately, she wasn't prepared for what happened next.

The chicken flew up and clamped its beak around her finger.

"Owwwwwww!" Kitty screamed, shaking the foul obnoxious fowl that was attached to her finger. "Get off...Off I say!" She finally grabbed the chicken by the feet and pulled it off letting out a loud painful yell.
She continued to hold the chicken by the feet as it pecked her on the top of the head.
"Ow ow ow ow stop it you ow ow ow " Kitty had to cover her face with her other hand to keep the bird from pecking her in the face. "Ow ow I will ow ow get you ow ow for this ow ow ow Cill!" She shouted angrily.
Just then the chicken wriggled free and landed on the floor pecking Kitty's foot. "Ow ow ow ! Stop it!! I have to duel you annoying..ow ow ow " Kitty hopped up and down on one foot.
Finally after a while Kitty had had enough of the chicken. "Okay bird-brain, you're still my bloody wand!" She picked the chicken up by the legs and waved it at Cill. "It's still got magic in it so whether it's a chicken or not, I am using it!" She declared loudly. "No more Mrs. Nice girl!" She added now fuming and turning so red in the face.

She scowled bitterly. Then she pointed the chicken wand-that was still squawking loudly-at Cill. "Viridis Aduro Circuli! Cunfundus!" (Green Fire Ring or Circle-Ring of Green Fire that causes confusion)

The chicken suddenly turned back into Kitty's wand as the spell was cast. Green flames began rising from the floor around Cill.

Kitty stood watching the spell manifest, hoping her power was strong enough to acchieve its desired results.

chanting thanks to her little brother for her fast reactions, she tries to cast a protection spell for the green confusion flames, but ends up conjuring a saucepan. she hesitates for a moment, not knowing what to do with it, but then the confusion strikes, and she puts the saucepan on her head. as through magic, the confusion stops, and she can think normally again.

with the saucepan on her head, she stands in the middle of the green fire, thinking so hard it sounds like she's popping pop corns. knowing that just standing there will make kitty suspicious, she panicks. how will she be able to look confused enough? but then she suddenly remember the The Confuzlebambuzlefused Confundled Award. What would Elfie do?

She started singing of three -legged hippogriffs in doorframes, just as elfie would've done. Like this:

Doorframe hippogriffs with only three legs
Fluffy yellow chickens and painted easter eggs
Saucepans and circles and knockings on a door
may your confusion fire burn no more!

And she shouted "aguamenti" and the circle of fire was only soot on the ground. "ha!" she laughed, and prepared herself for her next attack.

"Incarcerous!" She yelled, causing ropes to wrap around Kitty's wrists and ankles. Looking carefully, she saw that Kitty was safely trapped in the colourful ropes, twisting like a worm, trying to fee herself. But it wasn't over yet;
"Rictusempra!" She yelled with all of her might, watching as the tickling spell hit Kitty.



(haha, you are so funny, kitty, I laughed my but off at your last post..)

Kitty gasped. Cill had caught her off guard by pretending to be confused.

She had moved very quickly, much to Kitty's dislike and had not only bound her but had blasted her with the tickling curse.
She could feel the giggles coming on yet she tried to fight them. "no no no" she mumbled but her attempts at escaping were futile.
Luckily she was still holding her wand in her hand, but before she could utter a countercurse...

"HAHAHEHEHAHAHAHA" Kitty broke into a fit of laughter. Unable to maintain control, she laughed hysterically. She rolled back and forth on the floor laughing like a fool. Kicking her feet as they were bound together, she looked over to see Cill watching her nearly looking as if she were going to start laughing at her.
Kitty;still laughing turned her hand where she could point her wand at herself to banish the tickling curse.
But unfortunately, she couldn't stop laughing long enough to recite it correctly and she ended up strengthening the tickling curse!!!!

"No!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHHOHOHOHOHEHEHAHAHA" She laughed. She was laughing so hard now that she was crying as she was very very ticklish.
"Agh!!! hahahaha!" She roared with laughter and forced herself up onto her knees. Her sides and chest were now hurting from all of the laughting and it didn't help that she was bound by her wrists and ankles.

She then took a breath, and finding a slim opportunity between laughing fits, she pointed her wand at herself and said "Finite Incantatem!"

The tickling curse was gone and she could finally stop laughing completely.
"Whew..." she breathed. Then she noticed that she was still bound by the ropes.

Now, for some crazy reason; Kitty got it into her head that she needed to burn her ropes away. And so she cast "Incendio" on the ropes that bound her ankles.

Sadly, the stream of fire that shot from the tip of her wand was just a bit too much and so in burning the ropes around her ankles; she also accidentally set the bottom of her robes along with her foot; on fire.

"OW!!!!" She screamed as she jumped up, kicking at the floor a couple times before realizing that maybe that wasn't the brightest thing to do. She reached down to pick up her wand off the floor; her hands just at the tip of the blaze as it burned the ropes around her wrists away. Now with her hands free, she reached down and snatched up her wand. She cast "Agumenti" and doused the flames.
With her shoes and the tips of her robe now smoldering, she spun around glaring at Cill. Kitty had made a complete fool of herself and was going to take out her frustration on her opponent.

She pointed her wand at Cill. "Levicorpus!" she shouted. Then she added "Lightning deformibus!" Dangerous lightning bolts began zapping down around Cill; in a sort of artistic dance.
(It means lightning dance lol)

Kitty watched with anticipation; wondering if any were going to be able to strike her opponent.

(LOL I wanted to make this entertaining and glad you found it funny. Kitty's a rough fighter lol)

Dangling in the air upside down wasn't really her favorite thing to do. Neither was showing off her knickers in midair. But, she thought sadly, her robes over her head, these were exactly the things she was doing.

Trying to avoid the bolts of light that came towards her, she was swinging her upper (now lower) body from side to side. After about one minute, her tummy hurt, and she had to stop. Right then, she saw a bolt coming towards her forehead, and she closed her eyes, waiting for the pain.

It never came. She opened her eyes, and saw an upside-down turned face, laughing hysterically.

"They were fake?!" Cill screamed, red in the face from anger and blood.

Kitty didn't answer. She couldn't.

'Finite incantatem!' She said, annoyed. Oh, that...Slytherin!

'teoru micel!' She screamed, followed by another spell; 'pteraus'

She laughed. Now, kitty had a costume to match her wand!


(etymonline again. teoru means tar, micel means much and pteraus means feathers. so, basically, kitty looks like a big chicken right now. )

Kitty screamed as she was covered with tar and feathers! Of all of the most humiliating things to do, Cill had done one of the worst!

Kitty was outraged and spat feathers out of her mouth. Her long curly brown hair was drenched with the icky black substance.
"Agh!!!" She shouted angrily.

"Alright..." She spun around; feathers flying off as she did so.
"The battle is almost over...time for desperate measures.." She mumbled to herself.

Then she pointed her wand at Cill and flung the Slug Curse at her. Followed by another swift swish of her wand, "Anser"(goose-attempting to turn cill into a goose) she uttered the final spell "Sectumsempra!!" with such fury in her tone that she was certain her voice echoed off of the walls.

With the duel nearing the end, Kitty was determined to come out victorious.

(so basically Cill is suppose to turn into a goose with severe cuts all over her and puking up slugs)

"Honk"

What the? Honk? Cill looked dumbly at her body, which was now covered with feathers. She let out a 'Honk' in fear over her new feather outfit, looking at kitty, as if she wanted an explanation. Not getting one, she let out a loud "hoooooooooooooonk", which quickly turned into a "houääää-bluuurghh" as the slug vomiting curse started to kick in.


This was so humiliating. Once again, cill would have to put on her thinking hat. Hmm..
Now, how does one use their wand when you haven't got any hands, or can't speak?
The later was easy, just use a non-verbal spell. But the first one?
Cill thought so hard about it her head started to ache, but then she remembered something. Animaguses! Now, how did Professor McGonagall do when she wanted to transform herself into a human again? Forcing her brain to remember the image of a cat turning into a woman, a light bulb appeared over her head. Aha!

Picking her wand up with her beak, Cill pointed the wand at herself and thought "Remagus". She slowly transformed into a human, sighing out of relief as she grabbed her wand with her right hand. Just as she was about to shout "finite incantatem" she got an idea. She smirked cruelly, and whispered "episkey" to heal the wounds on her front.

"Bolla" A bowl suddenly appeared in front of her, and she vomited a stream of slugs into it. "Oh, kitty, we'll have so much fun together.." she thought, and laughed.

she pointed at the snails, using a non-verbal spell so that kitty wouldn't prevent the snails from being attached to her.

"manere stician" she thought, and pointed her wand at the snails, and directed them towards kitty. As she did, she shouted "muffliato" followed by "accio kittys wand"

How are you getting out of this one, my dear slytherin? She asked, but then realised that kitty was deaf. The thought made her laugh.

::Kitty let out a scream as the snails attacked her and attached themselves to her. At that same moment she felt her wand ripped from her hand and saw it fly over to Cill.:

"Agh!!" she screamed fighting the nasty slimy creatures that are attached to her.:::
She glared at Cill.
This was Kitty's last chance. She was unsure what to do. So in a last ditch effort Kitty started to run towards Cill. She picked up her pace watching a look of horror cross her face. then when she was close enough she snatched her wand back and pointed it at Cill.::
"This is it, Cill." She said with a giggle. Then she said "Blabboria" Causing Cill to spill all of her most embarassing, darkest secrets to the whole room full of people.

Then she made her final move.
"Star cluster!"

Several bright balls of light exploded as they collided with Cill with such a forceful impact that she was thrown into the wall.::
"That's that!" She said proudly.
Then she turned and smiled and waved to the crowd and blew kisses to them.:::

The wall hit Cill's back , and she screamed. Oh, god, it hurt..

She quickly grabbed the wand that lay beside her and screamed "mirare!"
The bubbles bounced off her new mirror shield, sending towards kitty who was too busy blowing kisses to notice the balls of light.

Cill fainted from the pain in her back, a smile playing in the corners of her mouth.