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Subject: Television quotes game Tue Oct 24 2006, 15:45

First topic message reminder :

Ehh! so we have Film Quotes and Song quotes, and now we have Television quotes! :D

What you do is just like the Film Quotes and Song quotes you awnser the TV show in which the last Quote was from first, then you put your own TV quote.

No Double posting people :D

:twisted: *my new fav game*

First Quote:

Person 1: So we're friends, and then we're a couple. And then friends again, and then we're a couple.
Person two : So?
Person 1: So what are we now?
Person 2: Dawson and Joey.
Person 1: Do you think every Joey has a Dawson and every Dawson has a Joey?
Person 2: I hope so. For their sake.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Fri Mar 09 2007, 07:40

The Class

ou know, what else were doing during our marriage? How many other women were you sticking it to? As God as my witness, it will snow on the hills of hell before I ever feel sorry for you again!

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Mar 10 2007, 09:19

Desperate Housewives lol

Character 1: You're not breathing.
Character 2: Nope.
Character 1: Breathe.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Wed Apr 18 2007, 22:44

Once again, Charmed.

Character 1: I foresee a rocky romance between superstar Madonna and super-witness Kato Kaelin." Well, that's a gimme, that's not really going out on a limb, is it? "I foresee Author J. D. Salinger finally publishing a new novel and hitting the talk show circuit to promote it." Hmmm... that's just playing the odds. "I foresee the revelation that not Elvis, but rather Buddy Holly is still alive, having faked his own death so many years ago. Holly will not only reemerge but also regroup with the Crickets and they will headline in next year's Lalapalaza..." Lalapaz... pazoola? What the hell is Lalapalazo?

Character 2: Who's Buddy Holly?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Apr 19 2007, 08:22

The X-Files....

1:: I thought you said you were going to cut back on the drinking.

2:: There's ice in the glass.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Fri Apr 20 2007, 23:24

You dug deep for that one, did ya?
The Profiler

Character 1: "Let me know if you see any dead people Haley Joel."

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Apr 21 2007, 09:17

Asylum

Character 1: Character 2, you're special.
Character 2: Like "stop-eating-the-paste" special?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Apr 21 2007, 09:52

(actually mine was Supernatural*g*)

Gilmore Girls

Character 1: It appears the unthinkable has happened.
Character 2: Tube tops are coming back?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Apr 24 2007, 12:37

"Daria"

#1: I transferred from Pre-Med to Experimental Theater.
#2: Your parents must be so proud.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu May 17 2007, 08:23

Related

Like I always say, there's no "I" in "team." There is a "me," though, if you jumble it up.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue May 22 2007, 17:57

HOUSE MD!!!! *loves that show*

You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat May 26 2007, 06:39

Friends :D (gotta love Chandler...)

Character 1: You know, we should dance.
Character 2: Like hell.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat May 26 2007, 22:28

Alias

Character 1: Hi. My baby-sitter cancelled.
Character 2: I've got millions of errands to run so...
Character 1: Please hear me out, this is important. Today I have a chance to join the human race for a few hours - there are actual adults waiting for me with margaritas. Look I'm in a dress, I have make-up on.
Character 2: If it were any other day?
Character 1: Oh, for Gods sake, *Character 2*, I'm wearing pantyhose.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Wed May 30 2007, 09:07

Desperate Housewives :D *knew that without even checking xD*

Character 1: Character 2! Go sit in the car!
Character 2: But, dad! We're at home!
Character 1: GO SIT IN THE CAR!

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Wed May 30 2007, 19:55

Hehe...8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter *loved that show*

Character 1: *Character 2*, are you responsible for the employees of this bank referring to me as Ebeneezer Scrooge?
Character 2: No, why do you ask?
Character 1: When I came through the lobby just now they all chanted in unison 'Here come da Scrooge! Here come da Scrooge!

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu May 31 2007, 12:51

The Beverly Hillbillies

Character 1: We got the four basic food groups. Chips, chips, chips and Kraft Dinner.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu May 31 2007, 13:04

drive

character one: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?
character two: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.
character one: [groans] That was why the smoke smelled so good...

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu May 31 2007, 13:19

Actually it was Degrassi: The Next Generation

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Character 1: Well Character 2 cast a spell to summon the decedents of the Seven Dwarfs, actually they prefer to be called Little People now.
Character 3: Snow White and the Little People?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Mon Jun 04 2007, 10:56

Charmed xD (i remember that episode :D)

Oh wow, I should really learn how to knock. Just in case there's a threesome going on. In the bathroom.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Mon Jun 04 2007, 12:27

OC

Character one: Moses why are you dressed as a girl?
Character two : Becuase im going to see Jiles
character three: oh Moses your both boys you know none of this is ever going to work
Character two: i know but theres roast beaf at the castle

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Sep 02 2007, 08:10

Buffy the vampire slayer

( I really hope thats right..)
God: [about a book] Have you read this?
Charachter Two : You stole that!
God: Well, technically everything belongs to me.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Sep 15 2007, 14:32

Joan of Arcadia

Character 1: [being strangled by Character 2] If you kill me, you'll never know the truth!
Character 2: This is the truth. Sucks, doesn't it?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Sep 25 2007, 05:15

Alias

Character 1: What do you have some kind of a death wish?
Character 2: Actually it's more of a "near death-wish" but if we rule out death I really think it undercuts the experience, you know?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Oct 06 2007, 13:47

3rd Rock from the Sun :D

QUOTE: Oh no. They've gone behind the paper thin curtain of silence.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Oct 09 2007, 13:42

What I Like About You

Character one: My only concern is should I hide my true identity? A costume maybe?

Character two: You start talking about capes and tights and I'm out of here.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 14 2007, 05:16

Heroes

Welcome to Hollywood Minute. I am name.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 14 2007, 11:07

Joey

Character 1: The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation.
Character 2: You just called your own brother a dirty cop.
Character 1: Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die.
Character 2: We all have to die some time.
Character 1: Some sooner than others.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 14 2007, 23:10

CSI: Miami

Character 1: My head is full.
Character 2: It's called thinking. Go with it.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Oct 16 2007, 16:45

"Grey's Anatomy"

Narrator: Will Professor Destruction succeed in destroying the town? Who will be their new friend? And which of these characters will die? The answers to these questions right now. No, Tweek, and Miss Choksondik.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 18 2007, 08:13

South Park

Men don't like to cuddle. We only like it if it leads to... you know... lower cuddling.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 18 2007, 09:54

Everybody loves Raymond?

Character one: Not dancing character two?
Character two: Not in the mood.
Character one : "Oh go on, make a girl happy. You want some?
Character two: I'm not drinking either."
Character one : It's ok it's herbal tonic, good for energy.
Character two : Ok thanks... augh!
Character one: Of course, it's not to everyone's taste.
Character two: Well it would be, if I really wanted to vomit.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 18 2007, 11:54

...oh please, The Tribe >___<

You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 18 2007, 16:48

House

Character 1: You know what I love? Fruit cake. All those fruit just stuffed into one cake...
Character 2: I jumped out of a cake once.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 18 2007, 21:59

That 70s Show

Character 1: Well if it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud.
Character 2: My door is always open.
Character 1: Well, I think we should keep this on a professional level, don't you, Doc?
Character 2: Why do you do this to yourself, Character 1?
Character 1: Well, who else am I supposed to do it to? None of them'll let me. Besides, I need the money.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 03:37

Lethal Weapon 2 (Ain't that a movie?)

Character 1: Johnny Depp's got the kinda career I want.
Character 2: Johhny Depp did "Pirates of the Caribbean". And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Character 3: Yeah, but he already dresses like that in real life, though.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 15:11

Entourage

Character 1: Objection!
Character 2: Overruled.
Character 1: Exception!
Character 2: Noted.
Character 1: Frustration!
Character 2: Vented.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 15:15

Night Court

Check out "Homicide Barbie".

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 15:22

Cold Case

Character 1: Piece of cake.
Character 2: What do you mean piece of cake?
Character 3: He means she'll get over it.
Character 2: But how can you be over it?
Character 1: Actually, I was just wondering if anyone wanted a piece of cake.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 15:42

Tokyo Mew Mew

Character 1: I'm glad I'm not the one in leather.
Character 2: You'd look cute in a teddy.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 17:18

Alias

Character 1: Uh, Character 2, I want to ask you something.
Character 2: Ooh, I'm not going to like it, am I?
Character 1: What makes you say that?
Character 2: You've got that tone in your voice. You know, when people are uncomfortable, like when they want to borrow your car, or money, your clothes?
Character 1: Uh, okay, you got me, I wanna borrow your clothes.
Character 2: I bet you'd look real cute in black chiffon.
Character 1: What I wanna say is I...
Character 2: I know what you want, Character 1.
Character 1: You do?
Character 2: I know you a lot better than you think. How much do you need?
Character 1: What? No, I don't want money, Character 2.
Character 2: Character 1, you don't have to be embarrassed. That's what friends are for. Just tell me how much.
Character 1: Character 2, I want you to go out with me!
Character 2: What? You're asking me out?
Character 1: Yeah, you know, like on a date.
Character 2: A date? You mean like a real date? Where I take out my good perfume, the one that I got after I saw "Love Affair," the good one not the remake, and I put a dab behind my knee, I don't even know why?
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Oct 21 2007, 22:38

Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman

Character 1: Cap'n'll have a plan... always does.
Character 2: That's good right?
Character 1: It's possible you're not recalling some of the cap'n's previous plans...

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Thu Oct 25 2007, 17:36

Firefly

Character 1: You know, what happened to Nick - it just got me thinking. Life is so short, you know? It's almost... it's almost shorter than we wanna ever believe.
Character 2: "Live for the day."
Character 1: Exactly. So, I, ah, I've been heading to ask this young lady I've been seeing, Tina, to marry me.
Character 2: You know that I'm happy for you.
Character 1: Yeah?
Character 2: Yeah.
Character 1: Well, it also feels like you're not so happy for me.
Character 2: Warrick...
[pause]
Character 2: You know, the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility - it just kind of sucks.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Oct 27 2007, 13:29

CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Character 1: Character 2, you're panicking...
Character 2: Yes! Join me, won't you?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Oct 27 2007, 21:14

Friends

Speed dating? No, no, that's like Dante's Seventh Circle of Hell.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Oct 30 2007, 11:21

Monk :D

Character 1: Dad, Doug and I were just thinking...
Character 2: [to Doug] Well, I hope you didn't strain yourself. I kid out of love.

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Oct 30 2007, 20:46

King of Queens

Character 1: Character 2, we need to talk. Come on, let's go for a ride.
Character 2: [suspiciously] Am I coming back?
Character 1: As long as you're a tax deduction, you'll always be safe in my house.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sat Nov 03 2007, 19:52

George Lopez

I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Sun Nov 04 2007, 13:39

house

sometimes its easier to say you don't care... than to explain all the reasons why you do

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Mon Nov 05 2007, 17:11

sex and the city

i love a happy medium

Subject: Re: Television quotes game Tue Nov 13 2007, 19:48

Doctor Who

Character 1: I've been searching my heart trying to find some sympathy for you, a little compassion. And I imagine that you weren't always like this. It must have been Connor's loss that took your sanity. I try to tell myself that you aren't responsible for your actions and find excuses for poor, pathetic Character 2. And then I realize that that's the exact mistake I have made all along - giving you the benefit of the doubt, looking for the deeper motive. My pity for you gave you the time you needed to keep Character 3 isolated and dependent on you, time for you try and have his baby, time enough for you to feel entitled to him. You are no one to feel sorry for, Character 2. You are a loathsome, cunning, dangerous woman, and I hate you with every fiber of my being. More than anything, I wish that bullet had found its mark. You don't deserve to live.
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Subject: Re: Television quotes game Fri Nov 16 2007, 16:46

General Hospital

Poke-age!

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