Hogwarts Hippo Song Challenge

Here is my submission for the song challenge. It is sung to the tune of Guns and roses song welcome to the jungle!

Welcome to HE
We have dueling and games
We have everything you want
And we all have crazy names

We have the mods that will find
Anything you need
If you have the time to give
Then HE's the place to be

(chorus)
Oh HE
welcome to HE
Our headmistress Elfie is the queen, queen
Oh HE
you will love HE
But you will never want to leave

Welcome to HE
We have quidditch galore
Rp, classes and challenges
And oh theres so much more

Ships and debates and the quill
So much to do,but
You must remember this
Never tickle a purple hippo

(chorus)
Oh HE
welcome to HE
Our headmistress Elfie is the queen, queen
Oh HE
you will love HE
But you will never want to leave


The purple hippo is the bomb
Yes, he is the king
He's the mascot that we all love
And about him we all sing

Take the hippo and dance with him
He will be so glad
But remember not to tickle him
Because that's when he gets mad

(Chorus)
Oh HE
welcome to HE
Our headmistress Elfie is the queen, queen
Oh HE
you will love HE
But you will never want to leave

set to the tune of We didn't start the fire -Billy Joel
HE Hippo song challenge


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Here we are at the HE, doing things so happily, lots to do, visit the Floo, and come and see the hippo too
Lots of students everywhere, Hippoes roaming here and there, Many things you can't ignore, even better than before.

Doing homework, playing tricks, teasing houses, reading fics, Lots of dueling all around, and debates are going down
Classes are the place to be, earning points at our HE, every house, every member, making memories to remember!

chorus-
We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
we are here together
hope it lasts forever.


Slytherin, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, rival houses with their power and their flaws.
Competition 's heating up Quidditch games are loved so much, and with Elfie's magic touch, wishing all the houses luck
Lots of cheering from the crowd, we're a crazy bunch and loud, but we love it everyday, we love it so much we stay,
even if we're in dismay we will never go away, One last thing we want to say is we support HE All the way!


We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
We are here together
hope it lasts forever.


Snape is good, snape is bad, wildest debate we've had, this I say and this I know, never tickle a purple hippo
Rpg and dances too, feels so great we made it through, terms of old and terms of new, and this year I didn't get the glue!

Lots of memories we make, so much fun just for our sake, thanks to elfie dumbledore, there's a lot more fun in store
HE is our happy home, online no longer have to roam, it will never be outdated our meetings were just Fated!

We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
We are here together
hope it lasts forever.

HE Weddings, Family tree, hippos all around you see, here and there, everywhere, having fun without a care
Mix n Mingle like before, don't forget the games galore, housepoints are updated more, don't forget to keep the score

And more terms we're going to see, forever growing is HE, thankfully you've all got me your devilishly-handsome RDE!

We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
We are here together
hope it lasts forever.

Another term that's almost gone, so time to wrap up this song, with a huggle to my friends, another term comes to an end
Good and bad times we have had, times we were just so darn mad, other times, cried and whined, but we kept each other fine.
So upon this coming year, you will have no need to fear, I'll make you laugh and even cheer, so you guys know that I'll be here!

We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
We are here together
hope it lasts forever.

We are H.E. members
We are always learning
and our points, we're earning
We are H.E. members
We've all had a blast and we
hope it lasts and lasts and lasts....

This is really bad...my song parodying skills seem to have disappeared

Anyway, it's set to "Where the Wild Roses Grow" by Kylie Minogue and Nick Cave.

The Hippo and the Last Peanut

They call him a purple beast,
But his name was purple hippo,
Why they call him it, nobody knows,
For his name was purple hippo.

From the first day we knew him, we knew he was the one,
He laughed and bellowed and cried,
For his skin was the colour of a plum,
That grew on the trees, at the lake side.

When he knocked on the door,
And entered the school,
Our fears subsided in his purple glance,
He would be our first hippo, and with a loud roar,
He muttered the words we would hear forever more.

They call him a purple beast,
But his name was purple hippo,
Why they call him it, nobody knows,
For his name was purple hippo

On the second day he brought us a peanut,
It was more peanutty than any we'd seen,
Elfie said "Do you know where these fab peanuts grow,
So salty and tasty and free?"

On that second day as he brought us a peanut,
Said, "Never tickle that purple hippo,"
We nodded our heads as we let him be fed,
And said you are our favourite hippo!

They call him a purple beast,
But his name was purple hippo,
Why they call him it, nobody knows,
For his name was purple hippo

On the third day we took him to the great hall,
We showed him the peanuts and he laughed,
And the last thing it heard, was a muttered word,
As he stood there with the bowl in his fist

On the last day he went to the dining room hall,
And he sat at the table, skin purple like grapes,
And he waved us goodbye, said all peanut's must fry,
And he lent down and put it in a frying pan!

They call him a purple beast,
But his name was purple hippo,
Why they call him it, nobody knows,
For his name was purple hippo

this is to the tune We Will Rock You by Queen

but be warned it is horribly written. i cant write for crud

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Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Posting in the HE threads gonna be a big RPer some day
You got hp on your brain
You big hp fan
Reading as much as you can all over the place
Singin'

'HE, HE is awesome
HE, HE is awesome’

Buddy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street about the Hogwarts Experience
You got fun on your face
You big ol’ fan
Tellin people about HE all over the place

' HE, HE is awesome '
Singin'
' HE,HE is awesome '

Buddy you're a great hp lovin’ user
and you love our hippo mascot gonna make you cheer all
Day
You got hp on your brain
You big hp fan
Just remember never tickle a purple hippo

' HE,HE is awesome '
Singin'
' HE,HE is awesome '
Everybody
' HE,HE is awesome '
' HE,HE is awesome '
Alright

Meh... my song parodying skills have gone somewhere. Not my best but it'll do! Set to Labi Siffre's 'Something Inside So Strong', I present to you... The Hippos Have Found Their Place.

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When HE started Elfie found
That she felt quite alone
The more she said the less she saw
That hippos were gliding forth

It’s hard to see that
Hippos will find
A place that they will stay;
But here at HE:

The hippos will find their place
Because Elfie has seen them;
Their purpleness and their grace
Something that we can face, all along,
The hippos will find their place, yes they will;
The hippos will find their place

They give the site a feel of warmth (they do, they do, they do)
And Elfie loves them so
Looking around you, you will see (a truth, yes you, a truth to see)
That hippos rule the show

It’s nearing our first year,
The hippos will appear
In troughs of gold,
So purple that they’ll tell you, that they:

The hippos will find their place
Because Elfie has seen them;
Their purpleness and their grace
Something that we can face, all along,
The hippos will find their place, yes they will;
The hippos will find their place

To all the HEers, the hippos can fly towards the stars above
If we can see that, the world will shout out and say:
Never tickle a purple hippo, never tickle a purple hippo,
Never tickle a purple hippo, ‘cause they have

The hippos have found their place
Because Elfie has seen them;
Their purpleness and their grace
Something that we can face, all along,
The hippos have found their place, oh they have,
The hippos have found their place, yes they have

The hippos have found their place

Okay, so it's absolutely rubbish, but mwehh, i get what, 50 points for tryin'!? xD
The tune is to Black Suits Comin' (Nod ya head) by Will Smith.
New name: Wave ya wands!
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I am the witch in black robes
I'm back whackin' the head of a random member
So can the flack, yo'
I'm dangerous, I've been trained to poke
When a stranger fuss, tryin' to annoy us
Praise me, y'all, don't nothin' phaze me, y'all
When they see me they gage be all crazy y'all
They say I'm confusin', trust me if somebody rip
Out of the depths of your imagination appears the HE owliiiiie
Black robes, the black shades, the black shoes
Black tie with the Death Eater attitude
New style, black feathers, I'm stunnin', man
New hotness, confusin' and hyper, man
Don't you understand, what you thought I wouldn't come again
Leave you hangin' without bringin' you the fun again
Tanglin' with the boring scum again
Mind your manners or the crazy mods are runnin' in

Wave ya wand {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you wave ya wand like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand) like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you wave ya wand, curse them all, come on

(Wave ya wand) {The the mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand) like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you wave ya wand like this {The mods are comin'}
(Wave ya wand...wand...wand...)

Check it, yo'
There's this chick right
Elfie makin' me smile, right
Spamming is worthless to her, she'll be jokin' like
Threatenin' me and my mens, tryin' to get it all right
Thinkin' she's superwoman, the purple kryptonite
Finishin' whatever you start, son
The best looking joker since myself in year one
Better act right, play nice and sing along
'Cause Cee is back and she's hyped, what, bring it on

Uh, never tickle a purple hippo, tryin' to get you in the dippo
Uh-uh, what-what
Yo' {Mods are comin'}
What-what
Let me see ya just, come on

Just come on and wave ya wand like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you wave ya wand {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you wave ya wand like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wands, HE!)

Let me see you wave ya wand {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand), come on, come on
Let me see you (Wave ya wand) like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand...wand...wand...)

Check it, check it
Yo', Chat Box closed, erased my jokes
Chase the wave out of black robes, shades, and clothes
I'm above the law, mods can't touch me at all
Highly hyped, big colorful secret birthday cards
So disregard what you think you saw
Put that owl away now, who you think you owlin', huh
One little flash then, goodnight dear
Don't open your eyes, honey, you're dead, thank you
Mission completed, I mean it, we won't be revealed
You seen it, we did it, even with wands, indeed
Site defenders, don't act like you don't remember
Takin' the drama makers and provn' they only pretenders
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls
The mods are back to protect the room
When the great Elfie is near, the mods are here
So have no fear

Just let me see you wave ya wand {The mods are comin'}
Come on wave ya wand like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand) like this {The mods are comin'}
Let me see you (Wave ya wand, HE!)

(Wave ya wand) Crucio (JESSE!)
(Wave ya wand) Uh {The mods are comin'}
(Wave ya wand) Protego (Thanks Swifty!)
Yo', yo' (Wave ya wand...wand...wand...)

If you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
If you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
Come on, if you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)

Yo', if you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
If you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh)
Tell me if you wanna protect the owl then say (Hey, oh), huh

(Wave ya wand...wand...wand...)

XD the tune os Oops!... I did it again by Britney Spears

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Oops!... I tickled the Purple Hippo again!

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

I think I tickled him again
I made him believe
I was just scratching his back
Oh dear Hippo
It might seem like I’m lying
But it doesn’t mean
that I really am
Cause to lose all your temper
That is just so typically of you
Oh dear Hippo

CHORUS:
Oops!... I tickled the Purple Hippo again!
I played with his skin
Got lost in the fat
Oh dear Hippo
Oops!...you think I did it on purpose
That im sent to drive you mad
Never Tickle a Purple Hipo

You see the problem is this
You’re dreaming away
Believing in things they don’t exist
You cry watching the days
Thinkin you’re a fool
in so many ways
But paranoia
that is just so typically of you
Oh dear Hippo

REPEAT CHORUS:

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

"All on board"
"Hippo before you go, there's something i want you to know"
"Oh what, but wait a miniute, were you... ?"
"yes I was"
"But I thought the paranoia was what come my way"
"Well Hippo, I was the one who went down and tickled you"
"Oh you shouldnt have"

Oops!... I tickled the Purple Hippo again!
Got lost in the fat, oh dear Hippo
Oops!... you think I did it on purpose
That im sent to drive you mad
Never Tickle a Purple Hipo

Here is my attempt XD its to Lily Allens song Alfie


Verse One

Oh deary me,
Pruple Hippo's in his bedroom smoking weed,
I tell him he should mopve because its nearly time for tea
He can't be moved because he's on HE.
I ask him very nicely if he'd like to go and read,
I can't even see him cos his room is messy,
Don't understand how he can sit on HE,
My purple brother is nothing compared to me.


Chorus

Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please never tickle the purple hippo.
that lives under the stairs,
He has a temper and likes to pull your hair.


Verse Two

Oh hippo get up it's a brand new day,
I just can't sit back as you pretend all day
You need to get out now, HE is on your brain.
Get round to Elfie because she has lost her brain
Surely you care for her in a maternal way,
I promise to never eat you again.
Now how is HE supposed to run with you away?
When all you ever do is sit around all day,


Chorus
Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please never tickle the purple hippo.
that lives under the stairs,
He has a temper and likes to pull your hair.


Verse Three

Oh Pruple Hippo please dont that,
I'm trying to help you out, so do not eat my cats.
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Now look me in the eyes and take off your wizards hat.


Chorus
Oh I only say it cos I care,
So please never tickle the purple hippo.
that lives under the stairs,
He has a temper and likes to pull your hair.

My ode to the Purple Hippo is sung to the tune Cyndi Lauper's immortal Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Hippos Just Wanna Have Fun

I stay up, until the middle of the night,
Just wanna post 'til I ruin my eyesight.
Oh, Elfie, dear,
My exams are all done
And Hippos
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh, Hippos
just wanna have fun.

When the classes are all done,
Oh, Hippos,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, Hippos,
just wanna have fun.

All the newbies, waiting for the sort,
are warned never to tickle a purple hippo,
Oh, Elfie, dear
Now the sortings all done
These Hippos,
they wanna have fu-un
Oh, Hippos
just wanna have fun.

When the classes are all done,
Oh, Hippos,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, Hippos,
just wanna have fun.

Some hippos here, they just wanna chat,
But I'll be sitting here 'til my butt gets real fat,
Addicted to HE, I may never again see the sun
But Hippos,
they wanna have fu-un,
Oh, Hippos,
just wanna have fun.

When the classes are all done,
Oh, Hippos,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh, Hippos,
just wanna have fun.

At the end of year one,
Oh, Hippos,
they wanna have fu-un,
Oh, Hippos
just wanna have fun.

They just wanna,
they just wanna,
Oh, Hippos,
they just wanna
Have fun
Oh, hippos,
Hippos just wanna have fun