Smilie War!!!

OMG!! a smilie war! so cool!

Lise stood awaiting her oponents
Her cheerleaders cheering in the background
As she kept an eye out for the enemy

Marie entered the arena very subtly

with her very light and small weapons

:devil1: as her mind imagined different ways of carving *cough* I mean fighting her opponents

Lise nodded in acceptance

and quickly transformed into a bat and began toattack the elf, not noticing the tank arriving

:stuck: Suddenly she got squashed under the wheels

As her cheerleading squad shouted that war wasnt the answer

Yet lise wasnt going to give up

Lise laughed as Elfie got hit with the tank

As she began to hit Elfie with a dead fish

Before turning to marie in a sumo stance

Marie laughed at Sharon and Lisa as she passed by with her tank

and started thinking on what to do next as Lisa approached her, dressed as a sumo

and finally ended up giving her some food, reflecting on how hungry sumo always looked

grinning evily at the knowledge that the food was poisoned

Sharon made a note not to mess with tanks again

She quickly turned into a cat and ate Lisa's fish before

Throwing a ton of bricks onto her

And turning to fight marie

She knew she had the strength!

Lise drooled at the food

But she wasn't going to be fooled that easy

As the bricks hit her head

She wondered what to do

Then she had an idea!

She will use the frying pan left over from maries cooking

Marie quickly ran away as she saw Sharon approaching

You can imagine her surprise when she noticed she had used the wrong door

As she came across a familiar looking thing

She quickly grabbed him and ran back to where she had come from

Grinning as she had a knew weapon to use against Sharon

Sharon was nervous at the new weapon in maries hand

Her hair standing on end

She quickly jumped in her boat and sailed to a distant land

where she met with some friends of her own

Who all jumped on the back of cows and ran back to the fight

Equipped with new weapons to fight the enemy

Lise sat and watched the war

Her own army protecting her

Ready to fight the good fight

Skyla walked into the arena, ready and defended

As she hunted down her prey

As she began a sword fight with sharon

Hoping it would be her defeat

As she watched marie get taken off by aliens

And shooting Lisa behind her back

She got ready for her win!

Lise frowned as she hoovered up her blood

And figured that if she wasn't careful, she would become a missing statistic

So she changed tactic and mooned the enemy

Before taking the defensive position

:faint: Skyla fainted at the site of lisas bum

And had to be taken away on a stretcher

But after a quick injection she jumped straight back into the game

and tried to hypnotise Lisa

Before popping her with a pin

Amy drove into the smilie war arena

Clapping her hands as she thought of the fun ahead.

She had her army of faithful supporters

She then got ready for battle

Amber walked in and waved to everyone not realizing it was a war
:pillow: When she realized it was she pulled out a pillow
deciding that might not work she grabbed a stick

As deja-vu set in, Elfie could hear the battle cries from her little smilie men

As death waited by her side to take the poor souls of those before her

laughing under his breath at the little attempts to beat him at the war

Suddenly a big hand came out of nowhere and grabbed both amber and amy

And began to eat them *yummy* hehe

Amy was angry

So she got into her big car

Which transformed into a fighter plane

She then made Elfie eat Spam

Which made Elfie vomit

She then tied elfie to a ball and chain so she couldn't escape

And then chopped her in half

After having a nice cup of coffee with the aliens that had taken her away

Marie came back in a very peculiar way, stunning all her opponents

Thinking quickly, she nicely proposed to Amy to go in the microwave for a nice talk about peace

Laughing herself to tears when the other girl blew up

Before taking out her most powerful and scary weapon

::sad cry:: Amber cried as she was eaten
"Can't we all just get along?" she asked
She offered them cake in hopes of a truce

Coming back from the dead, Amy saw the cheese that was the Village People

Now she was angry

The evil toilet grabbed Marie and pulled her into it

:faint: Marie fainted from the smell

Amy and her army then chased Elfie away

And sent a scary troll thing after her

Mick walked into the arena, twirling his weapon in anticipation, yet shooting his foot was not a good start!

Changin his direction, he pulled out the lowest trick in the book (well I am slytherin)

Before sneakily blowing Amy up

Sending little green men towards sharon out of his hairdryer

And sending a thunderstorm towards Amber

and preparing to eat marie

He could feel 1st place coming his way!

as she got out of the toilet, Marie was really mad

and so she conjured her loyal dragon

who burned Amy to a crisp

and stepped on Sharon

"I shall not be defeated!" she said as she jumped on her wooden horse

:devil1: She then turned to Mick with an evil grin

as a snake appeared next to him

Amy felt like she was on the Jerry Springer show, there was so much fighting

She was a little angel, she knew, but had an evil side

She then got her guillotine and chopped Mick's head off!

Before making Marie and Sharon whack each other with saucepans

She then shot at amber

Luckily ice cream saved chopped off heads

As he pleaded for no snakes!

As he didn't want to really end up in the ground!

Amy called forth The Fellowship of the Ring to help her fight in the battle!

Then, some scary Sesame Street animals turned up and freaked everyone out

Amy conjured Medusa which scared everyone stiff!

Sharon watched the action in front of her

As the time ticked on

But she turned to marie and made her move

Before entering a deathly battle with mick

And don't think she had forgotten about amy!

Mick got ready to fight once again

And called forth Saruman

Who joined forces with the 'real' mmiddle earth group to defeat amy's fake fellowship

Sharon's team mealy shook their heads

(lol not a smilie I know!)

And reminded mick politly that he cant beat her as she is his wife!

Yet she knew his training and knew he didnt have a chance!

Because she had the order of the phoenix on her side!

And a little present for amy!

Cristina rolled in the war-thread
She was shocked to see that the fighting was really fierce
She decided to join in the game
Everybody was intensely watching - what side would Cristina choose?
- dumb question.
She was going to command her own army
Now recruiting!
We'll make a deal -who DOESN'T join, gets a kick in the butt from Sailor Moon!

Live comentator:
- yes, this is going to be so cool - everybody, get out your cameras!

Cristina:
Uh-oh, I'm a smiley freak... XD

Etta drove strigh into Mick with her lobely car

grinning happily as she did so.

sticking her tongue out him

she then bludgeoned Elfie

thats when Etta set her evil monkey loose on Marie

suddenly Etta starts to hit Silverlady with a chair

Etta then decides to start taking out some weeds

whilst her reinforcements arrieved.

protecting her from all harm!!!!

Princess was ready to take on the world

As she said goodbye to her loved ones

knowing she would not get to hug them again for a while

But she was ready

Etta watched as her troops started shooting at Unicorn Princess as she headed into battle.

her snipers take aim and shoot Unicorn.

Etta plays the piano to encourage her troops.

whilst sitting safely in her base.

I break in and start swordfighting Etta
As cheerleaders say "GO HARRY!!!"
:bond: While James Bond comes up and shoots Etta's snipers.

Cristina hits Etta with a hammer - and Etta's crazy eye doesn't like it!
Then she calls Rambo to help her against Elfie
After that, she zaps Unicorn
and sends her dino to burn MonkeyLord
The crown cheers at Cristina's amazing tactics
This calls for a party!

Traci was snoozzing happily when..
she was awoken by pirates fighting
there also was a crazed cheer leader
i beacame so angry
i started to literally rip out my own hair
:monkeydance: a dancing monke popped out of now where
:faint: i was so shocked i fell to the ground
my own baer was laughing at me

then i rembered i was a gryffindor
so i cast a spell to make them go away and a snake came out instead but it stil scared them off.
so i accioed my broom
:flying: and rode off into the night.

Katie <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F1%255F50%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_50.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D36%252F36_1_50/image.gif"></a> had been sleeping when she heard a
loud noise<a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F2%255F200v%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_200v.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4%252F4_2_200v/image.gif"></a>
so she got up out of bed and looked out the window abd realized it was a train going by
annoyed, she got on the phone to complain <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F13%255F1%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_13_1.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D36%252F36_13_1/image.gif"></a>
when nothting was done, she got really mad
so she got hmmmm. a little violent <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F2%255F103%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_103.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4%252F4_2_103/image.gif"></a>
so somebody came over and told her it was going to be okay
in the end she got the train time moved and lived happily ever after

Etta regained for cool after being hit by Christina and quickly pulled out her axe and squished her.

then Etta dropped a weight on Christina's head

before swottng her like a fly.

Etta started laughing as she watched her friend heading for monkeylord

Kenny began to save Etta from MonkeyLord allowing her to to regroup her troops.

Etta's troops began attacking everyone in the battle ground.

Katie heard <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D12%252F12%255F6%255F12%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/12/12_6_12.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D12%252F12_6_12/image.gif"></a> the noise that etta's troops were making and quite frankly, she was getting tired of it! <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F2%255F107%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_2_107.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4%252F4_2_107/image.gif"></a> so she wacked etta with a pillow :pillow: then she ran away so she wouldn' get hurt <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D36%252F36%255F1%255F22%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/36/36_1_22.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D36%252F36_1_22/image.gif"></a> then she hid <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D15%255F1%255F63%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15_1_63.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D15_1_63/image.gif"></a> hopin no one would find her

Cat was dancing with a purple mascot
then she noticed all the fighting
she thought it looked like fun and decided to join
she found someone on the top of a building and pushed them off
she then started shooting all the enemies in her path

alarmed at Cats war tactics Katie started to dance to lighten the mood :monkeydance:
unfortunatly she wasnt a very good dancer and fel flat on her face :faint:
luckily there was a bed for her to fall in <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D15%252F15%255F2%255F128%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_2_128.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D15%252F15_2_128/image.gif"></a>
she was so tired she fell asleep immeditally, <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D4%252F4%255F8%255F4v%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_8_4v.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D4%252F4_8_4v/image.gif"></a>
and when it was time to wake up she just rolled over <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZRYYYYYYYYUS%2526i%253D7%252F7%255F11%255F4%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_11_4.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D7%252F7_11_4/image.gif"></a>

Cristina was in desperate need for recovery after Ettie's attack
Luckily, the Healers at St. Mungo's could help her...
So she was soon...
She took out her ultimate gun and shot at Ettie.
Then she pointed her canon at Cat and shot.
After all this stress, she had to stretch a bit
She listened to a relaxing song....
.. and fell in love with it immediately!

<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/smiliebed.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>So I was asleep in my bed when I heard the commotion
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/nature-smiley-011.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>the sun was just rising
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/sleeping-smiley-015.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>as I forced myself awake
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/sport-smiley-002.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>out my window I saw that a simlie war was ensuing
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/sport-smiley-018.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>I did a few quick stretches
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/action-smiley-043.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>and grabbed the closest weapon
<a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="https://2img.net/h/i149.photobucket.com/albums/s58/RigbyDumbledore/action-smiley-060.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting"></a>Now I'm ready to kick some similes!