Make a Wish

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Granted but then HE gets taken off the internet *knocks on wood*

I wish things would work out for me and my friend

Granted but then your blusher runs out

I wish I could stay on HE all night

Granted but your internet connection becomes very weak and it takes 3 minutes for every page to load.

I wish for world happiness.

Granted but killing now makes people very happy.

I wish for semi-cosmic near-phenomenal power.

Granted but it gets taken away from you cause you use it for bad


I wish my fever would go away

granted but then he talks about other things that get on your nerves

I wish that I could go to my orchestra concert tonight

Granted, but on your way there you become deaf.

I wish I had a time turner so I could have enough time to sleep and do homework.

granted but you see yourself and go crazy


I wish my neck didn't hurt

Granted, but now your arm does.

I wish I could finally tell my left from my right without having to pause for 10 seconds and think about it.

granted but then you get bad grades in every other class


I wish I hadn't lost my shoulder rest (for my violin)

granted but you hate what you're doing

I wish it was 7:00 so I could go to my friends bat mitzfa partay!

granted but an atomic bomb goes off at that party

i wish my internet was faster

granted but it's so fast now that it changes pages automatically


I wish school was out...

granted, but it will never be out again

I wish I had a present for my friends party

Granted, but they don't have the coffee you like.

I wish I could swim faster.

Granted, but you get DQed in all your races for no apperant reason.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted but instead you ahve to learn at home and not see your friends.

I wish my friends would all be happy about and for each other for once.

Granted, but then they are unhappy for you.

I wish that I could just get back to my normal self once again.

Granted, but you probably won't be as good as when you're not normal.

I wish I wasn't kicked out of my old chool.

Granted, but then you realise that the teachers hate you and will make your life hell

I wish my stomach would stop hurting...

Granted, but you throw up to stop it.

I wish that my mum would stop holding my new books hostage...

Granted but instead she takes your favorite comfort reads instead.

I wish my desk would keep itself tidy

Granted, but everything that was on your desk is now on the floor.

I wish my group partners in English would do their jobs.

(I personally wish the same thing)
Granted but instead they will kick you out the group.

I wish it never rained

Not granted you blasphemer!!! j/k I love the rain more than the sun.

Granted but the world would dry up and everything would die.


I wish it was always raining really hard where i live.

granted, but your house floods

I wish I had the last two shampoo bottles for my collection

Granted, but then Snape steals them. (I don't even get the joke myself, honestly)

I wish that Dee would lose interest in me.

Granted, but then you realize you have an interest in Dee.

I wish I had a time turner.

granted, but then you get stuck in the past

I wish i had an apple

Granted, but you find half a worm in it.

I wish I would find $200.

Granted, but it is counterfeited

I wish i had an ipod touch

Granted, but it was stolen.

I wish that they would change the muzak c.d. at work.

granted, but you got fired

i wish i had my ipod touch back

Granted, but it's broken beyond repair.

I wish that M-- would ask me out.

granted, but you find out he is cheating on you a week later

I wish TJ would give my real ipod nano 8gb backin good condition....

Granted, but then you trip in the loophole you took out of the wish and break your Ipod.

I wish that my drawer would come out correct.

granted, but it drops on your foot and shatters

i wish i didn't trip on the loophole

Granted, but you had to do it by reversing time, and it actually caused the end of the world.

I wish that I would win Spirit of Pride at work.

granted, but since we are already dead....

I wish that i had more perfect applesauce

Granted, but then you get sick from eating too much of it.

I wish that I didn't have to take a cab to and from work everyday.

granted, but your new car got stolen

i wish i wasn't sick

Granted, but then you break your leg.

I wish that my I could find a way to work out a friendship with Nikki.

Granted but she leaves you within a month

I wish I didn't have to go to scholl tomorrow

Granted, but instead your teachers come to you at your house.

I wish I could talk louder than a whisper right now which my throat hurting.

Granted, but you have to take yucky medicine.

I wish I could be an extra in Harry Potter.

Granted but then your head starts hurting instead.

I wish my rabbit would not insist on sitting in the rain