Celebrities and Quotes

Celebrities come out with some of the best and some of the worst things picked up for quotes in magazines and papers. Outline them here if you hear any and tell us what you think of them!

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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. Charles Lamb

(I love this quote!)

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"I can't imagine any other bands having better kids than ours, and if they do at least I know our kids can beat up their kids."

-Frank Iero on My Chemical Romance Fans

*huggles Frank for being so cool* That quote is sooo true.

okay this is a long one, but i can't stop laughing so im soooo sharing:

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Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Thats Frank Iero, Mickey and Gerard Way from MCR.

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"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do."

"When kids hit 1 year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit."

Both by the awesome man behind the mask of Captain Jack Sparrow - Johnny Depp!

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It's kind of a battle field on stage sometimes” “it's hard to believe you can get hit in the head and how much it bleeds after it happens

Zacky Vengeance from Avenged Sevenfold.

*huggles Kaylee* I want Frank and Gerard to be protective of me, im just as dangerous as Mickey!!! Serioulsy i think me and Mickey are twins lmao.

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Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil!

Gerard Way *giggles*