HUFFLEPUFF: Ask Santa...but have you been good?

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Subject: HUFFLEPUFF: Ask Santa...but have you been good? Sun Dec 09 2007, 12:39

This is kinda like the 'make a wish' game. You can ask Santa for anything in the world...but as you haven't been good, you won't get exactly what you want! Everyone can post, and remember to reply to the previous poster as well as post what you want.

For example:

Poster #1--Dear Santa, I'd like a puppy.
Poster #2--Here you go...a stuffed dog!
Dear Santa, I'd like a fuzzy blanket.
Poster #3--No problem...it's the one Voldemort was wrapped in while he was in that horrid baby form!

And so on. Now I'd like to start this off by asking, Dear Santa, I'd like a case of your best firewhiskey.

Of course, here's a bottle that I stole from the supermarket

Dear Santa I want a lot of money

No problem. Here's lots and lots of colorful Monopoly money for you!

Hey Santa, I'd like a diamond bracelet.

Here you go, one from that 25cent machine outside of the supermarket

Dear Santa can I have a smoothie?

Sure, it just so happens to be made out of yellow snow though...

Dear Santa, can I have a pony?

Granted! *hands you a plastic pony rideable only for barbies*

Santa may I have a cute boy at my house

sure, here is a poster of oliver wood!

Santa, I would like a new wardrobe

Okay...*hands over bratz doll and assesories...*

Santa can I have a puppy?

here's one from my cereal box

Dear Santa, can I have a cookie?

I got this one from the Adams' Family's house...but you can have it!

Santa can I have the latest Jimmy Eats world CD?

Sure, I have a toy model of it.. *hands it over*

Dear Santa, can I have your reindeers?

Sure, *hands over reindeer puppets*

Dear Santa, can i have all the presents in the world?

hear you go...I'm even in that picture...see thats me! the big red dot in the corner! See! See! *hands over picture*

Can I have Orlando bloom?

here you go ... isn't the action figure hot?

Dear Santa, I can't find my teddy, can you find it for me?

I'm too busy, here have the one I was going to give to Suri Cruise.

Dear Santa, may I please have a jumping jelly bean?

Here you go, I stole one out of Streams jar...I think the 'guess your jelly bean game' is now messed up

Dear Santa, can I have an elf like you?

Of course...not! But here have a hat and maybe this summer you can come work for me!

Dear Santa Can I have your sliegh?

Sure you can! *hands Dancing a plastic version of Jolly St. Nick in his sleigh*

Dear Santa, can I have a laptop?

Deal, here's a tiny one

Dear Santy Claws, can I have a Jack Skellington shirt for Christmas?

Of couse, this was my neice's after she gained 800 pounds, its a little big but it'll do right?

Hey Santa Puff can I have a pair of flip flops?

Here, see I have one on my bag there too *points* along with my other keychains

Dear Santa, can I have a balloon?

Sure you can! Here you go. *hands the balloon to Ingrid, but accidentally lets go before she can grab it* Whoops.

Dear Santa, can I have better funding for my public library district?

of course! I have told my cousin in elementry school to write a strongly worded persuasive letter for it... I don't know when the letter will be finished though...

Dear Santa, can I have a camera?

of course your can its a bit tatty but it will work you you

dear santa can i have big chocolate teddy bear please

Of course you can, Kayz! Here you go... Oh wait, the elves must've been hungry, as all that's left is a bearpaw.

Dear Santa, can I have a month's vacation from work?

Sure you can, umm, its unpaid though, im Santa not your Union Rep grin

Dear Santa, can i have a promotion at work?

Ho ho ho, sure you can! Oh, but now you have to stay at the office all day long. With NO internet connection. Sorry 'bout that. HUFFLEPUFF: Ask Santa...but have you been good? Devil

HUFFLEPUFF: Ask Santa...but have you been good? Devil

Dear Santa, can I have a full Italian dinner tonight?

*whispers* i work in a shop im there all day anyways without internet so YAY! im not Manager!!!! haha.

Certainly, but the authorities will soon be arriving to arrest you for canabulisum.

Dear Santa, can i smite my enemies?

Of course you can Ettie dear, here's a permission slip I got from the stack the principal of that elementry school had on her desk..

Dear Satna, my friend is being mean to me, can you give her coal from christmas?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Of course...and since you want me handing out coal...here have a peice yourself

Santa can I have a kitten

Of course little girl, here’s one I got from a friend, don’t’ you like those eyes? They seem so real! Especially the fur…well the fur part is a bit creepy I guess.

Dear Santa, can I have an ipod, laptop, a private jet, a million dollars, a limo with a spa and tennis court included. Oh never mind about the private jet, daddy just bought me a brand new pink one, but you could change that order to a maid. Please and thanks old man!

Old man?!?! For that, you don't even get coal, little girl!

Dear Santa,

May I please have a warm glass of milk for Christmas? Living on the streets is very hard and I get quite thirsty...

Of course dear, here’s some left over from Mr. Back-wash-champion-of-the-world’s house next door

Dear Santa, can you go on a diet as a present for me…I seriously think you need one.

Ho Ho Ho NO!!! I like being fat and eating my cookies...

Dear Santa for Christmas can I have a new Clarinet?

Of course dear, here's one I found in my goodie bag after the party.

Dear Santa can I have all your money for Christmas?

Of course! Here's a dime. I'm quite poor, dear.

Dear Santa, can I have new crayons?

yea my dear here you go sorry there old but thats all i had left

dear santa can i have the best xmas day for my kids please

granted but oops your drink was spiked and miss you the whole thing, ever so sowwi.

Dear Santy, can i have that real expensive ring john showed me?

oh, yes! Here's a size 50 though it belonged to my wife earlier...

Santy Claws, can I have a itunes giftcard for christmas?

Certainly! *hands over the empty card*

Santy, i lobe you lots and lots, can i please donates all my presents to Rai? So he won't be mean and grumpy no more!

Aw! What a nice little girl you are! YOu can do whatever you want with your new pony!

Old man, give me two four wheelers and let me beat up our L.A. teacher

Old Man? WHO are you calling old man you little whipper snapper! I smite you with my smity stick, and give u a lump of coal.

Santyclauseeeeee, can i pwease send you my mummy's wish list and will you get her everything on it?

My dear, I will get her whatever I can, but I cannot guarantee she will get EVERYTHING...

St. Nick, I wish I was home for Christmas. Is that to much to ask for?

Of course, here's a ticket to 'I wish you were home' disk that is overdue for rent can you please return it after you watch it?

Dear Santa can I have a snowball?

granted but it melts infront of the fire while your sleeping

dear santa can i please have a be bratz.com

(cant your telly nikita is here)lol

no, those creep me out

Santa, give me your hat!!!

Here, you go, a perfect model dear,

Dear Santa, please borrow me your dieting plan?

here you are but they dont really work as u can see

dear santa can i have a Rudolf please

Sure....but he hasn't been potty trained so watch out for messes

Dear Santa, can I have Draco Malfoy?

since you've been good, sure! *hands over a very unhappy Draco*

Santa, may I have a pony for Christmas?

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