SLYTHERIN: Watch out for Filch!!!

We all like to make break the rules some times.

For this game I want you to tell something bad you've made and then the next person comes and plays the part of filch and also leaves a bad thing them has done and so on and so on.

10 points per post which will be counted towards the Honorary Slytherin House.

I threw a whole mess of dung-bombs outside of the Gryffindor common room.

Detention! If I could, you would be hanging from your toes in the dungeons... ah, I will have you someday!

I shoved an innocent first year into the vanishing cabniet, and he appered in your office. Then, he threw up.

DETENTION! If I had the power to vanish you... disobedient delingquents... they're gonna be the death of me!


I snuck in a shipment of joke supplies from Fred and George's Joke Shop.

Detention for a week! Oh man, I only wish Dumbledore would let me bring back corpal punnishment....

I told first years that it was okay to go into the forbidden forest,.... and somthing ate them

You will sing the Hogwarts school song with your head stuffed down the toilet!

I goaded Peeves into destroying Greenhouse 3.

You are going to hand build it back, with nothuing but your bare hands, and your head as a hammer!

I accidently, well, purpously set Mrs. Norris's tail on fire....

I think Professor Snape will be able to sort out a decent punishment for you. He's quite capable, in my book.....

Er, Filch, I accidently helped Peeves escape you after he destroyed the transfiguration room. And I might have had a part in the destruction, as well.

Your gonna shine every award in that trophy room, and spend every night helping the houseelves cook... you filthy little.... Professor Dumbledore! Hello! eR, i wasn't instulting the students, why do you say so.....?

Professor Filch, I accidently set all the house elves free....

*twitches* You what?! Do you know how many years it took me to gather those?! Detention with Professor Umbidge for a month!!


Uhhh... I locked Mrs. norris in a suit of armor and pushed the armor down the stairs...

WHat! Ill hang you by your toes in the dungeon for that! Wahts that? I cant? Well then, detention for the remainder of the Term!

Filch, your a squib :p haha, so I decided you didnt need your wand... and I gave it to a first year