Helga's Cuisine Cluster

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Subject: Helga's Cuisine Cluster Wed Jan 23 2008, 21:03

This is a different sort of challenge than the ones you're used to. The aim of this game is to write the longest, grammatically correct sentence, with as many food references in it as possible. No periods. No exclamation points. No question marks. You can use dashes, hyphens, commas, semicolons, parentheses and anything else you can think of, as long as you don't end the sentence until the end of the sentence.

For example: Yesterday, I went out to eat at the new cafe that serves coffee and a blueberry muffin for just one dollar, but when I arrived there and saw that the display case had just been filled with fresh sugar cookies, I realized that I would do anything--even eat a raw potato--if only I was promised one of those sweet-smelling sugar cookies.

I'm sure you can do better than that, though! You can post as many sentences as you want...keep outdoing yourself!

If your sentence is run-on...I will edit out the run-on bits. So don't think you can get away with simply rambling! You must ramble with commas in between. xD

20 bonus platefuls for the winning sentence, 10 platefuls for each sentence entered.

Subject: Re: Helga's Cuisine Cluster Wed Jan 23 2008, 22:09

One sunny morning in August (at least I think it was in August - since I remember sweating like pig), I was rummanging my little freezer for one of those popcicles (you know the ones that have a star shape and taste either like watermelons or strawberries) when my fingers brushed on the hard surface of a squashed frozen tomato in the freezer that was smack dab underneath my beloved popcicles that I had wanted to eat on the hot summer day.

(I'm not good at this xD)

Subject: Re: Helga's Cuisine Cluster Thu Jan 24 2008, 09:20

Although I hated, no more like absolutely detested my yellow and black fuzzy sweater that my adorable naive grandma (my father's mother not my mom's mother) bought me, I still wore it to the my high school brunch that was specifically for seniors only because it showed off my lovely and proud sweet Hufflepuff colors even though I matched the scrambled eggs and was called a banana all day, which ultimately pleased me actually to be called long and thin if not gangly.

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