Crystal Ball Gazing

Seeing the insistence of our dear Divination Professor *turn to Etta* alright, alright, stop poking me with that gun! *turn back to essay* I have decided that I shall continue my gazing into the future *see the Divination Homework about Crystal Balls, if you please*. And so, here I go.

(Oh, by the way… I know an essay must be something which has been researched but… this is gazing into the future, Etta’s future *mwahaha* and I can’t exactly research that because I didn’t find a site on the subject lol. Anyway, if this essay can’t be taken in consideration well… Etta will be happy either way lol)

So, when I *accidentally* stopped my gazing, I could see DT (David Tennant, for those who didn’t guess…) walking in the street and our dear Etta bumping right into him. I’ll try to start this all over again, to please someone who have a certain interest *coughobsessioncough* toward the mentioned DT.

Okay, Etta just bumped into DT… No, sorry, he bumped into her since he wasn’t looking where he was going. But as you can imagine, I don’t see her complaining. Though… Etta, I don’t think jumping on him like that is a good idea… not in the middle of the street, come on! This is a public area for Heaven’s Sake! Ah, now that’s better. Etta just disapparated somewhere else, with DT. Against his will, I might add. Shame on you Etta, kidnapping Dr. Who! Oh well, I’m not going to blame you on that one ^^ Hey wait a minute… she apparated in HE with DT! Etta, you can’t bring Dr. Who in HE! That’s a bad idea, very bad idea…

Swiftie just came out of the castle shrieking… and now Etta and she are fighting over David… I told you it was a bad, Etta! Oh never mind, you just… erm… let’s keep it simple, *punched* Swiftie. I think she’s going to recover… I hope so anyway… I think she’s still breathing, so that’s good, isn’t it? Oh dear God, now Elly just arrived. This is going to be ugly. Run, Elly, run! Etta isn’t exactly in a normal state right now… too late… oh God, Etta just threw her in the lake! Good thing her sister is a duck, it shouldn’t be too hard to go and save her.

Hm… DT doesn’t seem to be taking this all very well… I think he’s a bit confused by the flying purple hippos. And who would blame him… He’s trying to run away now… poor guy… Etta just disapparated with him again… and now everything is very blurry… oh, she’s in the Hufflepuff Common Room… what is that cage doing in the Hufflepuff Common Room? Etta, I don’t want any of this in our Common Room, do you hear me?!? Now she’s getting closer to him… and… everything is going blurry again. I can only see white smoke in the crystal ball…

Well, I am done again. Who knows what will happen next for those two… *No Etta, I am not doing another essay on the subject!*

HAHAHAHA!!! Well, it was over word count and so hilarious I'm going to have to give you full points for it - 50 points.