You Know You are Obsessed with Harry Potter/HE when...

Hey there, it's your RDE(Resident Death Eater) with a new fun game for us all to play!
(I've seen different variations of the You know you on other sites about other topics)

The rules are you have to put something related to Harry Potter/and or the HE in this game. You come up with stuff like you tell everyone basically about how to spot HP obsessed people and how you can tell when someone has been too obsessed haha.


It's called 'You Know You Are Obsessed With HP When... (YKYAOWHP)-

Some examples--

YKYAOWHP when you wake up in the middle of the night rubbing your forehead thinking it is burning

YKYAOWHP when you shout 'Expecto patronum' at you own shadow

YKYAOWHP when you hear popping and think it's someone apparating.

YKYAOWHP when you call 'Gandalf' Dumbledore while watching Lord of the Rings

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you see purple Hippos in your dreams

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you first jump online and go straight to the HE site (I do this haha)

So hope you guys understand and have fun!!

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you look at your school timetable which you have replaced maths with charms and english with history of magic

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you start referring to your friends as 'housemates'

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you paint your room green and silver

YKYAOWHP (HE):

when you make your home site The HE

When you make a wand and try to curse people

when you dream of it

when you date someone you met in a harry potter website (lol)

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you call policemen 'dementors'

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you try to give a letter to an owl

YKYAOWHP when you need to email something to a friend and you tell them You will "owl it right over"

YKYAOWHP when you point sticks at people you dont like, shout "AVADRA KEDAVRA" and expect something to happen.

YKYAOWHP when you call a teacher you don't like "Snape."

YKYAOWHP when you follow people with the character's names around, trying to get them to do magic.

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you hear the word "hippos" and immediately think of Harry Potter.

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you try and turn the light on by shouting "lumos!"

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you can't be bothered to fetch something you shout "accio" instead.

YKYAOWHP When you give people the nick names You-Know-Who and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.

YKYAOWHP(HE) When you get into the chat room before checking your mail

YKYAOWHP You put your friends (even the HP hating ones) into houses

YKYAOWHP when you mutter nonsense Latin words under your breath.

YKYAOWHP you were burned when you couldn't get through the flames of your fireplace.

YKYAOWHP when your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl

YKYAOWHP when you actually ask for a broom for Christmas

YKYAOWHP when you mutter "lumos" under your breath every time you turn on a flashlight

YKYAOWHP when you had to go to the hospital after you broke your nose running headfirst into the wall between platforms nine and ten.

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you close your eyes in the middle of a field and open them expecting to be somewhere else

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you see a flash of green light and you duck behind a tree while reaching into your pocket for a wand

YKYAOWHP(HE) when you start calling everyone muggles

YKYAOWHP when...

The wand order mistake in GoF drove you crazy, and even after it was "corrected" you still came up with dozens of theories to explain why that happened.
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You point at normal things like parking meters and say "Look at the things these Muggles dream up!"
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You collect plugs.
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You try on every piece of silvery fabric your mom has to see if you turn invisible
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You watched "Love, Actually" because two minor Harry Potter actors were in it

YKYAOWHP (HE) when you rush to do your site homework and get detention for not doing your real school work

YKYAOWHP when you cut down a tree to make a racing broom

YKYAOWHP when you wonder why footballers are not in the air

YKYAOWHP when...
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You were reduced to tears when you finally had Book 6 in your hands
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You refer to your Chemistry class as Potions
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You spend hours tapping bricks in special orders, hoping that a secret entrance to Diagon Alley will appear
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When playing chess, you yell orders to the chess players and get upset when they don't move

YKYAOWHP(HE) when...

...for the last two book releases you went to a midnight opening, stayed up all night to read them, and skived work the next day because of tiredness.

...you book tickets to see the films weeks in advance.

...you have a Dumbledore Christmas tree hanging

YKYAOWHP when...

Your family plans to go to London and the only place you want to see is Kings Cross Station - because of "personal" reasons

At the latest book opening you scream at a 3 year old for pushing infront of you, and make them cry.

You buy the HP Stationary set and take the "Owl Post" stickers and stick it on the outside of your window so owls can see that you accept their post.

For every halloween/costume party, you dress up as Hermione Granger and even do the accent (which i am VERY good at )

YKYAOWHP...

when you watch Dragonheart and hear the word 'Draco" and you immediately think of Malfoy.

when you toss a feather in the air and shout "Wingaurdian Leviosa"
when you spend a half hour at a skate park explaining what a boggart is (I called someone a boggart and they wanted to know what it was-so i told them and also told them about hp haha)

when you absently say "bloody" a lot and when it has nothing to do with you bleeding

when someone challenges you to fight and you think it's a wizards duel.

when you go around calling a girl you hate 'mudblood'

when you walk into a library and you swear you swore the brunette sitting by herself reading is Hermione

when your in the store in the candy aisle and see hp labeled candies-you tend to buy those and leave the 'muggle' candy

when you swear that you have your own 'pensieve' at home.

when you get straight A's in Latin but fail English at your real school.

when you refer to your school as a 'Muggle' school

YKYAOWHP

You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic

You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad.

Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly

when you start complaining that the vacume cleaner isnt as good as a broom

You try every day to get people to move in pictures

YKYAOWHP

You relpace using ummm with er( if your american)

You use british slang as much as american (americans)

(lol kitkat, I saw all of those on a website! lol)

YKYAOWHP when you spend hours talking to your cat, trying to make it talk back.

YKYAOWHP when you go to England JUST to walk the "Harry Potter Trail"- places talked about in the book or in the movies.

YKYAOWHE when you hear the song Lord of the Dance (and yes, it is a song) and imediately think of this site.

YKYAOWHP when...

You yell into the "fellytone"
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You get emotional every time you hear "Hedwig's Theme". (boy do I!!)
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You say "wicked" all the time because Rupert Grint does.

YKYAOWHP :

you call your mom a mudblood

when you have over twenty pictures of tom felton on your wall

when you pay ALOT of money to go to the GOF premier

when you start spoutting off random harry potter quotes like there scripture

when you say TinkerBell is my fav Disney Cahrachter because shes a pixie and theres pixies in Harry Potter (I told that to my mom the other day at wal mart!)
when you

YKYAOWHP:

when you chuck letters at the owl on a tree outside your window and you wonder why she doesn't fly off and deliver them.

when you become fascinated by plugs, parking meters and escapators ^_~

when you try to floo in your fireplace (dangerous! lol)

YKYAOWHP when...

You get thoroughly overexcited every time you see a word somewhere that is distantly linked with HP (ie. Saint Hedwig's).
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You name all of your pets after HP characters.

YKYAOWHP your enemy has blonde hair and your boyfriend is a brunette with round glasses

YKYAOWHP...

...you see a black dog and think that it is Sirius and start talking to it

...all the pictures and wallpapers on your computer are Harry Potter!

YKYAOWHP

you watch Lord of the Rings and wonder why the elves aren't wearing pillow cases

when the street lights go out, you run outside and capture the first cat you find


YKYAOWHE

you're doing the most randomest of things, and you think of a YKYAOWHP/E

you've been on HE for less than a week and you're already a second year

YKYAOWHP when you are at the beach and you see one guy with black hair and one guy with red together and you walk past them going *cough*harryandron*cough*

YKYAOWHE when as soon as you get back from school, you forget about your history assignment and start doing a history of magic assignment instead.

YKYAOWHP when you spend hours looking up Harry Potter icons
YKYAOWHP when you dye your hair red but are mad cause it doesn't look like Ron's red

YKYAOWHP when you have a poster of your favorite character on the cieling above your bed, so the first thing you see when you wake up is them smiling at you.

YKYAOWHE when you post obsessively so you can have the honor of being a fourth year. *coughyouknowwhoyouarecough*

YKYAOWHP when...
You start shouting or muttering spells and hexes at people you don't like

You make any HP site your home site

You try to fly away on your household broom

You start wishing that your boyfriend acted as nice as Harry or as dangerous as Draco.

Everytime you hear or see the word dragon you instantly think Draco

YKYAOWHP when you have punch someone in the face because they said hp was not cool.

YKYAOWHP when u have broken ur arms'legs coz u jumped off the roof on a broom thinking that u would fly

YKYAOWHP when u stop thinking about other things beside hp

YKYOWHP/HE when...
You walk around the grocery store wondering why they don't have pumpkin juice.
You slick back your blond nephew's hair and tell him he is Draco Malfoy.
You spout of random HP quotes.
Do homework on HE instead of finishing your mid-term. >_<
Go as Sirius Black for Halloween every year. (That's me!)
Go around calling people you hate "mudbloods" and refer to your parents as "muggles."
Drive off a cliff thinking your car will fly.
Tell the neighbor kid that if they come into your yard your tree will beat them up.
Ask your mom for a house elf so you don't have to do chores.
Refer to bad guys as "Deatheaters."
Try to turn yourself into an animal and then get mad because it doesn't work.
Try to hang candles from the ceiling because it looks cool. (don't ask)
Yell at your chess pieces because they won't move on their own.
Your favorite hoodie is the one with the Gryffindor emblem on it.
Your ringtone is "Hedwig's Theme."
You threaten to hex people when the piss you off.
You refer to soccer as Quidditch.
You eat a slimy looking plant expecting it to make you grow gills.
You hiss at a snake expecting it to understand you or you go around hissing saying you're speaking "Parseltongue."
You call your evil professor "The Dark Lord" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named."
You put on a ponited witch's hat and wait to be sorted into a house.

YKYOWHP/HE when you watch football and try to figure out how you can use the moves you see in a quidditch match (i did this in the last italy match when they took that awesome freee kick)

YKYOWHP when...

You get into heated arguments over how much gel Tom Felton had in his hair in the first two movies.

YKYOWHP when...

...You listen to music and start to think 'Oooh, this is a perfect Dramione song!!!!' and run off to make a songfic of it!

YKYOWHP when...

You know that Harry's birthday is July 31, 1980, Hermione's birthday is September 19, 1979 and Ron's birthday is March 1, 1980 even though it was never said in the books.

You refer to Voldemort as "You-Know-Who", and no one has any idea who you're talking about.

You went out and bought the latest editition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "Muggle".

You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"

You count the days until you're old enough for your Apparation license, and everyone else thinks you're talking about driving.

Your free time on the computer is spent constantly refreshing your favorite Harry Potter news site (or Hogwarts Experience), hoping for an update

YKYOWHP/HE when...

You made your own Appirition Liscense. (I'm such a nerd)

You commentated through all the movies to your parents either pointing out wrong doings or explaining to them what's going on. (Almost got kicked out)

You wrote your own book of spells and made a wand.

Spend every waking moment on this site. (Well..not EVERY moment.)

You're slowly going mad for the lack of news on the new book.

YKYOWHP

You name your friends after charaters.....(er- no comment)

You send people letters telling them they've been accecpted to Hogwarts (my Bffs are crazy)

YKYOWHP when...

You know very well that you will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!!

You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors

You've read all the Harry Potter books out so far ten or more times!!

You're always getting weird looks from people when you ask if they have possibly seen your toad

Your parents think you're nuts; this is because you often ride around your home on a broom trying to fly.

YKYOWHP

You find a way to do most/all of your book reports on Harry Potter (i did that XD)

YKYOWHP when...

You have a wand that you use a lot.

Your teachers keep wondering why you turn in your homework on parchment.

You have two sets of each book and send off more copies to friends and penpals and recommend the books to relatives who are weirder than you.

Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.

Your friends wonder where you got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." They laughed at it the first ten times you said it.

You constantly pester your family to move to Britain so you can be closer to J. K. Rowling. (and everyone else on the H.E. site)

YKYOWHP when...

you spot a frog in your backyard and decides to name it Trevor.

you make fake galloens and try to pay people with it

You talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.

You scower the libraries around your town and school for books like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling you "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"

You constantly pester your artsy friends to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.

You go to Harry websites every day.(*cough* H.E. *cough*)

You have tons of papers on Harry Potter that you printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.

You have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.

Your desk area always consists of Harry Potter things.

You spend $179 on a crystal chess set that is modeled after the chess set in Harry Potter

YKYOWHP/HE when you say "Lumos!" when you turn on a light, and "Nox!" when you turn it off.

YKYOWHP/HE when you relate every day things to Harry Potter. And not just to annoy friends that don't like Harry Potter.

YKYOWHP/HE when you find yourself thinking about posts on HE when you're trying to sleep. (That happened to me last night. I was thinking of ideas for Lord of the Dance.)

YKYOWHP/HE when you draw Harry Potter fanart/fanfiction for fun. (I'm guilty of both. )

YKYAOWHP when you refer to red headed boys as "Weasel"

when someone says the word 'potty' and you crack up thinking about malfoy's nickname for harry

when you swear your persian cat is part Kneazle

when you try to start your very own Quidditch League

when you are determined to make a broom fly

when you go to Bulgaria seeking out Viktor Krum

when you wear all black on Cedric's birthday

when you try to convince the cops that death eaters were the ones who burgularized your house

when you go on a hunting spree looking for rats thinking one of them may be wormtail

YKYAOWHE when you forget you have a family outside HE

You made you parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.

You constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the next book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, you place a hold on the two books.

You go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.

You go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.

Your friends are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why you have it.

Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.

you keep revering to people as characters from the books

or whenever you hear the word Ferret you think of draco bouncing around the great hall

or you write fan fic

You see words from a distance and mistake it for something HP related.
(ex. today I saw a street sign without my glasses that said Smoke Ranch and I thought it said Sirius Black)

You compare your friends to people in your HP fan fic