Ask a question, get a wrong answer

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Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Feb 03 2008, 15:40

First topic message reminder :

Because you ate a watermelon too quickly.

How do you know when it's snowing?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 13:29

becuse they are lord voldemort in disguise.

how old is the book i have in my hand.

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 13:38

I don't know about a day old.

Why are some people evil?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 14:16

Becuse it feels good

Why is Harry a noob?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 30 2008, 13:35

because i wanted him that way

why is my drink full

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 30 2008, 13:48

Because the rain put some more in.

Why is my hand hurting?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 30 2008, 13:51

because i dropped a cookie on it

why is my blaknet on me

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 30 2008, 14:01

because the weather man said there would "blankets" of rain today

Why does my head hurt?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 31 2008, 02:48

Because your thumb and your head had a fight while you weren't looking and your head lost

Why do birds fly?

~AG

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 31 2008, 21:56

Birds fly because they have fins.

Why is my Science teacher monotone?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Apr 01 2008, 07:39

Because he met my monotone science teacher.

Why is it April fool's day?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Apr 01 2008, 11:43

Because April was a fool.

Why do people not see that Rai is a very good headmaster?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 03 2008, 10:50

because he thinks that everything is blue

Why won't my fever go away?!?!?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 03 2008, 18:08

Because you ate too much chocolate.

Why does my toe itch?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 03 2008, 18:27

cause your brain has gone fuzzy

Why am I missing school tomorrow?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 03 2008, 20:38

You have a delirious fever and your parents want you to stay home.

Why do some people not like Harry Potter?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Fri Apr 04 2008, 01:19

Because they're completly sane...

Why do I have to go to school?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Fri Apr 04 2008, 01:44

To learn about the joys of rock cycles

Why does it rain?

~AG

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Fri Apr 04 2008, 08:48

because the aliens are crying in another galaxy

Why am I so happy today? :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Fri Apr 04 2008, 16:38

Because you met me

who is the head of HE?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Apr 05 2008, 11:04

Rai of course!

Why is my arm so itchy?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 10 2008, 15:13

you fell in a pool of poision ivy

why is gryffindore's color red/orange?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 10 2008, 19:18

Because we like eating waffles.

Can elphants jump rope?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Apr 20 2008, 17:13

Of course, they are champions at it.

Why is the ocean cold?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Apr 23 2008, 12:31

Because the sun heats it up.

Why do people insist on baring in to your room when you ask them not to?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 24 2008, 21:34

They knock first.

Why do people lose my trust?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 24 2008, 21:35

They do good things for you.

Why can't I lick my elbow?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 24 2008, 21:37

Because you are gifted in that way.

Why must I do homework now?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 24 2008, 21:39

Because you weren't assigned any.

Why can't my duck quack?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Apr 24 2008, 21:41

Because ducks make the meow sound.

What was the response to the other countries to the mass killings? (from my HW)

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Apr 27 2008, 09:20

They all liked it, of course,

Why do we have birthdays?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Apr 27 2008, 19:48

Because it's raining.

Why can I eat cake?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Apr 28 2008, 12:02

Because cake is too nice for you

Why is it dry now I've got home?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Apr 29 2008, 07:35

Because it is now snowing.

Why does my homework make me sleepy?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Apr 29 2008, 08:16

Because caffeine keeps you awake

Why can't i get an extra week to do my Drama project?

AG

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Apr 29 2008, 22:34

Because you're already done.

Why did my English Teacher say Siddhartha was going to be easier than Candid?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Apr 30 2008, 21:40

Because it is.

Why do closeted men like me so much?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:11

because they like chocolate.

Why do people like guns so much?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:15

Because they're secretly made of candy.

Why do hotels have to play that bloody generic non-descript jazz?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:17

because you secretly love it

why is your signature a fly?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:19

Because it's not (it's an eye).

Why did I get completely confused?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:25

because you did

why is my name alice?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:28

Because the stork pinned it to your onesie when he dropped you off at your parents' house.

Why do the police always hang out here?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:29

because they like to find new ways to break their own laws and not get in trouble

why did the stork drop me off

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:30

Because his load was too heavy with you in it.

Why does my tummy hurt?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:33

because somebody stabbed you

why is my dogs name harley

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:34

Because, he stole his name from my cockatiel.

Why is my mouse's name Calypso?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:36

because you hate Pitrates of the carribean

why is my sisters name jessica

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:37

(That's actually where we got the name from)

Because Alice was already taken.

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:46

why was alice taken?

Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat May 03 2008, 22:51

(oops I forgot a question. sorry)

Because, you have to go in alphabetical order.

Why was my drawer over by a dime?

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