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hppamela
5th Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-11-04
Number of posts : 5190
Age : 40
Location : Valparaiso, In
Real First Name : Pamela
Warning :
House : Gryffie Lion--Hear my roar!
Crest : 
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
 |  Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 10 2008, 00:21 | |
| Only with a microscope.
Why is everyone so sick? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 10 2008, 16:16 | |
| because they want to get out of school
Why am I not doing my homework? | |
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wizardGIRL25
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-01
Number of posts : 3547
Age : 30
Location : Waiting at the Crossroads
Real First Name : Andreya
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest : 
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 10 2008, 21:11 | |
| because ur dog ate it.
Why doesnt my guy(see my diary) like me the same way? | |
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hppamela
5th Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-11-04
Number of posts : 5190
Age : 40
Location : Valparaiso, In
Real First Name : Pamela
Warning :
House : Gryffie Lion--Hear my roar!
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 11 2008, 02:09 | |
| Because he is under a love potion that makes him infatuated with someone else.
Why am I so defensive today? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 11 2008, 11:55 | |
| because the flowers in your garden are attempting to strangle you
Why is it raining? | |
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polly
3rd Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2006-03-12
Number of posts : 10718
Age : 31
Location : England
Real First Name : Polly
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw!
Crest : 
Wand : Hawthorn and Phoenix Tail Feather
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 11 2008, 12:15 | |
| Because I peed and it went up to the sky...duh! XD
Why is my drawing skills suckish? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 11 2008, 13:11 | |
| Because your parents can't draw a thing if they tried.
Why must my rabbit always be grumpy? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 11 2008, 18:01 | |
| Because he's a cannibal and you won't feed him rabbit
Why do people wear shoes? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 09:54 | |
| Because if we didn't our feet would fall off.
Why do diamonds sparkle? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
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| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 13:09 | |
| Because they are snobby, and want people to notice them
Why is does my phone have terrible reception when I need it? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:22 | |
| Because it has feelings and you don't apperciate it.
Why do nights have to be dark? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:40 | |
| so the evil things can roam and destroy the light
Why do vampires have such a bad rap? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:45 | |
| Because they just look evil.
Why does England always have to be rainy all the blooming time? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:48 | |
| Because a great sprinkler that lives in the clouds is always running.
Why in the world are video games so addicting? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:51 | |
| Because they brain wash you so the only thing you can think about is the game you are playing
Why must we have homework? | |
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Vulcan/Blackjack
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-22
Number of posts : 2592
Age : 30
Location : somewhere between my dreams and this strange reality
Real First Name : Lexi
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff, we can do anything you can do, and we look cute too :D
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:53 | |
| because our teachers are part of the LMCB association (Let's Make Children Boring)
Why is the color blue the rarest color in nature? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 14:57 | |
| Becaus it is a sad colour
Why are pigs pink? | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 15 2008, 15:00 | |
| Because the World-Creation shop ran out of green, and they had lots of pink left
Why do some people go bald
~AG
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hppamela
5th Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-11-04
Number of posts : 5190
Age : 40
Location : Valparaiso, In
Real First Name : Pamela
Warning :
House : Gryffie Lion--Hear my roar!
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 16 2008, 01:42 | |
| Because the thestrals eat their hair.
Why can't I hold one mood for 5 minutes. | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 16 2008, 07:02 | |
| Because you are the god of the sea and you just don't know it.
Why do insects have their skeletons on the outside of their body? | |
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Snape_Luffer
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-09-24
Number of posts : 6331
Age : 30
Location : Orlando
Real First Name : Rosalie call me Rose
Warning :
House : Huffley Puff!!!
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 16 2008, 09:13 | |
| Cuz they where punished by the great camel of doom
Why is Slytherin in the lead, HP wise? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 16 2008, 12:12 | |
| Because we are honest and hardworking.
Why is my calculator blue? | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 17 2008, 09:08 | |
| Because the nargles made it that colour
Why is my computer not working?
~AG | |
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Shausto-la
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-11-16
Number of posts : 1603
Age : 30
Location : um..eating a hoagie?
Real First Name : casey
Warning :
House : RAVENCLAW :9
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 17 2008, 12:31 | |
| Its grumpy from waking up early.
Why do video games have such cheesey music? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 18 2008, 08:54 | |
| To use subliminal messages that make video game players eat cheese
Why is the world round? | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 18 2008, 09:19 | |
| Because the gods shaped it so they could use it as a football
Why do paper cuts happen?
~AG
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 18 2008, 12:45 | |
| Because the trees don't like the people who cut them down.
Why do trees have to sway in a ghostly manner at night? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 18 2008, 19:46 | |
| Because the tree spirits are stretching their bodies.
Why are our dreams so crazy? | |
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Geomancer
1st Year
Regist. date : 2008-03-18
Number of posts : 29
Age : 34
Warning :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 18 2008, 22:00 | |
| Because your sanity is lacking
Why do we have pinky fingers and toes | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Mar 19 2008, 08:28 | |
| Because pink is the colour of pigs
Why is the grass green?
~AG
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Mar 19 2008, 20:58 | |
| The sky had dibs on blue.
How do electric candles turn on? | |
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wizardGIRL25
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-01
Number of posts : 3547
Age : 30
Location : Waiting at the Crossroads
Real First Name : Andreya
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 20 2008, 22:07 | |
| By Thinking they can.
Why do we have spring break? | |
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Shausto-la
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-11-16
Number of posts : 1603
Age : 30
Location : um..eating a hoagie?
Real First Name : casey
Warning :
House : RAVENCLAW :9
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 20 2008, 22:59 | |
| The parents got tired of hearing the teachers complain.
Why is my cat so darn lazy? | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Fri Mar 21 2008, 02:13 | |
| Because the ghosts of your house eat his soul
Why is it snowing outside
~AG
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sat Mar 22 2008, 22:28 | |
| Because the sun has a cold.
How many letters are there in "A post office?" | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 23 2008, 02:57 | |
| More than in your name
Why is my computer silver
~AG
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Shadow Granger
1st Year
Country : 
Regist. date : 2007-12-26
Number of posts : 14981
Age : 29
Location : In the shadows behind you...
Real First Name : Shadow
Warning :
House : The proud house of Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 23 2008, 04:58 | |
| Because it can't stand the colour gold
Why do we ski? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 23 2008, 15:37 | |
| It is an easy way to travel long distances.
Why do I have to read a book over spring break? | |
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Shadow Granger
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-12-26
Number of posts : 14981
Age : 29
Location : In the shadows behind you...
Real First Name : Shadow
Warning :
House : The proud house of Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 23 2008, 15:38 | |
| Because your teacher can't be bothered to find anything else to do.
Why do we get scared? | |
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CatheryneMeadows
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-01-25
Number of posts : 799
Age : 34
Location : Reading Harry Potter
Real First Name : Catheryne
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Sun Mar 23 2008, 15:39 | |
| Because it is fun and relieves stress.
Why do I still have tootsie rolls from 2 years ago? | |
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polly
3rd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2006-03-12
Number of posts : 10718
Age : 31
Location : England
Real First Name : Polly
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw!
Crest :
Wand : Hawthorn and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 24 2008, 12:18 | |
| Because your house feel apart.
Why does it take so long for my books to come? | |
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Dancingsunset
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-08-03
Number of posts : 8545
Age : 30
Location : Stuck in Octoberland with my amazing husband Anthony
Real First Name : Schizo-Dani and Eryn
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff don't judge us we're still badgers grrr...
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Mon Mar 24 2008, 19:17 | |
| Because the stork is a bit busy at the moment delivering babies and doesn't have time to get to your books until later this week...
Why is it so hard to kiss someone? | |
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ag167
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-08-04
Number of posts : 7642
Age : 29
Location : England
Real First Name : Amy (AG)
Warning :
House : Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Holly and Phoenix Tail Feather
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Tue Mar 25 2008, 02:06 | |
| Because their lips don't fit with yours so its really difficult
Why is my thumb bleeding
~AG
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Mar 26 2008, 11:22 | |
| Because Foz bit it.
Why do we make Goody bags to give out on OUR birthday, not For our birthday? | |
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Dancingsunset
1st Year
Regist. date : 2006-08-03
Number of posts : 8545
Age : 30
Location : Stuck in Octoberland with my amazing husband Anthony
Real First Name : Schizo-Dani and Eryn
Warning :
House : Hufflepuff don't judge us we're still badgers grrr...
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Mar 26 2008, 19:48 | |
| Because we need something to do when everyone waits on us
Why is it that I have a killer headache but no asprin? | |
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LOONYkim
1st Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2007-10-08
Number of posts : 8321
Age : 30
Location : burning upp
Real First Name : some call me Ropie. thats good enough for you to know. xD
Warning :
House : witty and clever forever and ever!!! go ravenclaw!!!
Crest :
Wand : Exam not taken
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Wed Mar 26 2008, 21:33 | |
| because the nasonex bee took it.
why am i in the dark??? | |
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violetriddle
5th Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-14
Number of posts : 35370
Age : 30
Location : Alabama
Real First Name : Lesley
Warning :
House : The Wonderful House of Salazar Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Dragon Heartstring
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 05:33 | |
| because i stole ur light bulb
where is my shoes | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 13:02 | |
| on my feet
Why do we have to lose an hour on Saturday? | |
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violetriddle
5th Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-14
Number of posts : 35370
Age : 30
Location : Alabama
Real First Name : Lesley
Warning :
House : The Wonderful House of Salazar Slytherin
Crest :
Wand : Walnut & Dragon Heartstring
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 13:12 | |
| because i need it to make pudding
dude where is my car? | |
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Blue Rabbit Babe
2nd Year
Country :
Regist. date : 2008-02-25
Number of posts : 3313
Age : 29
Location : Tipton, England. Often Reading, as I am Now
Real First Name : Zoe
Warning :
House : Ravenclaw, YEAH!!
Crest :
Wand : Oak and Phoenix Tail Feathe
Award Bar :
| | Subject: Re: Ask a question, get a wrong answer Thu Mar 27 2008, 13:14 | |
| I stole it.
Why do the trees by my window have to sway in a spooky way? | |
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