SLYTHERIN CONCERT

Pillow grinned as she ran across the stage in front of the screaming crowd.

Her long blonde hair was pulled back into a extremely messy, but extremely attractive, bun. She wore a tiny black mini skirt, and a tank top with the HISS logo on it. Her black Chuck Taylor shoes completed the outfit.

"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME HISS?" She screamed at the crowd.

"YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!" The crowd screamed.

"I CAN"T HEAR YOU!"

"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" They screamed again.

"Better!" Pillow shouted. "NOW PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, FOR HISS!"

::Snape Walks onto the stage, his wand pointed at his throat causing it to bellow across the room::

"PLEASE WELCOME....OUR TALENTED SINGERS...ROMANCE AND FATED
ON LEAD GUITARS....STEALTH AND FATED
ON BASS GUITAR...PILLOW
ON CLARINET...BLONDECHICK
ON KEYBOARDS...KITTY
AND MYSELF, SEVERUS SNAPE ON THE DRUMS"

::The group enter one by one in their costumes (see below)::

"SMOKIN' AT HOGWARTS!" Pillow strummed her guitar and sang the first lyric to get the song started.

"We all came out to Hogwarts
On the Big Black Lake shoreline..."

"GOOOO SNAKES!!! DO THE SNAKE-Y STUFF YOU DO SO WELL!!"

The rest of the band came thundering in behind Pillow as she sang... [to the tune of Deep Purple's 'Smoke on the Water']

We all came out to Hogwarts
On the Big Black Lake shoreline
To battle bands in the Great Hall
We were lookin’ for a rockin’time
The Gryffindors and the others
Said they had got the loudest sounds
But we knew much better
Who’s sounds were gonna shake the ground
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!

Stealth and Fated cut out the distinctive riff of the chorus. Their guitars were playing in an interval of a third and the harmony blasted out of the speakers like a wall of sound.

Well the ‘Claws were pretty awful too
They sounded empty cold and bare
Then the Gryffindors took to the stage
Making fools of themselves right there
With a few laser lights and pyrotechnics
Hiss thundered out their sound
As plain as the nose on Dobby’s face
We are the best band around!
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!
Smokin’ at Hogwarts, Hiss are gonna triumph!

The chorus rumbled out again, seeming to take almost solid shape in the air.

As the final dramatic A chord trailed away into silence, the crowd burst into enthusiatic support for this professional sounding and totally hardcore rock band!

::Snape hit the final beat through the great applause as he led straight into the next song, his shirt dripping as he quickly took his jacket off::

As Severus kept the beat going, Stealth stepped up to the microphone....

"Thangkewverramuch...."

He was doing an Elvis impression....

At least it wasn't an elfish impression!

"Our next number is a little something I penned myself - It's about our great House Master, Severus Snape - the man who put the Slither in Slytherin!"

He stepped back from the mike stand. The drumming pattern changed. Stealth played a sort of rock and roll introduction and Romance Lover started to sing with Fated providing a harmony. The tune is a sort of bouncy rock...

Who put the slither in Slytherin?
He’s the man, you know what I mean
He’s the dude at the back of the crowd
Not the one who’s making the scene.

Who put the slither in Slytherin?
And put the shiver way down my spine
He’s the guy all dressed in black
No Johnny Cash and that’s real fine!

Here Stealth wound up into a short staccato solo, his guitar sounding a little like a machine gun.

He’s the master of the darkest arts
He’s the dude who takes no cheek
He takes house points from Ravenclaw
Gryffindors are in detention for a week.

With his black hair and flowing robe
Sweeping by he looks so cool
You feel afraid to meet his eye
The most powerful Professor in school

So what is his name, this Man In Black?
What do I say to turn his head?
Severus Snape, don’t say it aloud
If you do, you’re better off dead!

Here Stealth and Fated started swapping arpeggios, creating an intricate weave of sound.

Not a man that you should cross
If you want to be sure to survive
And take your leave of this school
With your NEWTS – and still alive!

He put the slither in Slytherin
He likes to drink tonic and gin
He hates to see another Gryffindor win
Go, go Severus Snape!

Fated put in a punchy little solo and the song ended with a final crash of the drums.

There was a moment's silence as echoes faded, then the fans burst into frenzied applause.

"AND NOW, TAUNTING, BY THE MAN WHO TAUNTS US ALL..... FATED!!!"

Pillow stuck up the first cords on her guitar, and saw Roma nod to everyone as she began to sing.

"(to a slow rock ballad tune)

-Taunting -

Darkness! It comes in heavy shrouds,
Other houses, get lost in the crowds.
Keep this in mind as I say all the time
Slytherin's gonna rock on a dime!!

It's true that the snake is the king
snappin off gryffindors right at the wing.
shavin off badger fur in a blur
rippin out raven feathers , have you heard? Yeahhh!!


Chorus:

Slytherin snakes do what it takes
to send our song to you. (song to you)
And if you don't think we're the best
we'll send a Crucio right at you.
Cuz we're the ones you hear
We're the ones you fear!

~

It's true that Slytherin is king.
We're reigning supreme (supreme)
We'll send nightmares into your peaceful dreams. Yeah!!"

As the applause dies down, Fated steps up to the mike....

"And now a little something I wrote about the Gryffindor we love to hate..."

[to the tune of Every Rose Has Its Thorn by Poison]

Romance sings, backed by Fated, Pillow, Kitty and Chicky:

Late one night Harry awoke, from a terrible dream.
It was much too horrifying, for him to even scream.
What he saw in it was pain,
through the pouring, blinding rain.
As he watched his two friends crumble,
He swore they would not die in vain.

He said "I won't rest till the end.
"I will fight for every lost friend.
I may not live through this,
but he won't do harm again.
And I'll fight until the end."

Fated launches into a face melting solo. His guitar roars like a jet turbine...

There Harry stood deadly still, in the dark of the night.
The wind was blowing slowly,as his enemy came into sight.
With red eyes that were glowing,
And a smirk filled with hate.
Voldemort arrived that night, to meet his final fate.

Harry drew his wand in a dash.
But he was too late to avoid the crash.
As he fell into darkness, a green light flashed.
To the ground Harry crashed.

The song fades away and the backing gradually dies away with it.

Fated's awesome guitar roars and squeals as he finishes off the song .

"YEAH!!! " He's grinning widely. "And remember who rocks- SLYTHERIN!"

He waves to the crowd. Pumped with massive amounts of energy, he sets his guitar down and steps to the edge of the stage.

"Hogwarts are you pumped!" He shouts as sweat drips from his brow.

An explosion of pyrotechnics thunder around him and the band members sending the crowd into a roaring Frenzy!!

"ARE YOU READ FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Yeah" says the crowd.


<B> "Come on, I can't hear ya! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK WITH HISS!!!!!!!!</B> he says yelling into the mic.
"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the crowd shouts.
Fated blows kisses to the screaming girls, does a power thrust with his fist to the guys.
"THEN LET'S ROCK THIS PLACE!!"
He turns to walk back towards the band but turns right back around and runs and jumps and dives into the crowd, causing them to go wild as they catch him.

The crowd chants "HISS HISS HISS" as Fated is carried back up to the front of the stage. He lands back on it safely and runs over and grabs his guitar, nodding to stealth,
kissing Jess on the cheek, and grinning to the other band members.
Then he cracks his neck and says
"Okay, let's hear one of our favs, "House of the Rising ones with a hard hitting guitar riff from Stealth Wizard!!" He cheers.

He watches stealth rip a good guitar solo and then the song begins.

<I>
House of the Rising Sun...

To the tune of the above mentioned....

House of the Rising Ones


There is a house in Hogwarts
That’s filled with rising ones
And it’s been the ruin of many Gryffindor
Oh Merlin, I can think of some.

Now the only things a Slytherin needs
Is a good wand and a trunk
And the only thing that satisfies is
When Hufflepuff’s in a funk

(howling guitar solo here)

Now I’ve got one foot on a Ravenclaw
The other foot’s on a ‘Puff
And I won’t stop jumping up and down
Until I’ve had enough.
</I>

~Flashing lasers of Snakes sparkling and shimmering descend from the ceiling as the song ends.

*Jess finishes the song off and pulls her mike out of its stand*

"So Guys," *stops and squints at some guy in the front row* "Hey dont I know you? Omg Draco! Whats up? I mean um nevermind. So um Guys, Do you want to hear our next song? Its my personal Fav written by Stealthy. Who are you, Severus?"


*walks back not thinking of anything sassy to say and starts to sing*

I woke up in a Hogwarts doorway
Mrs Norris knew my name
She said "You can go sleep at home tonight
If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the dark dungeons
And the breeze blew back my cloak
I remember throwin' first years around
And cursin' Gryffindor folk

chorus:
Well, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
Tell me, who are you? (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)
'Cause I really wanna know (Who are you? Who, who, who, who?)

I took the path down to Hogsmeade
To get myself a brew
I felt a little like a dying elf
I wasn’t sure what to do

I sat down in the Hog's Head
And looked back on my busy day
Eleven hours in the Dungeon
God, there's got to be another way

Who are you?
Ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ooh wa ...

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?

(chorus)

I know there's a place I can go
Where love falls from the trees
My heart is like a broken string
I only feel right on my knees

I masquerade for the Dark Side
Yet still receive your kiss
How can I measure up to anyone now
With such a love as this?

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!" Fated strums a few chords before he jumps in the air as Stealth starts playing an awesome face melting guitar solo. Fated jumps up on an amp, then plays along the back up on his rhythmic guitar. After a good strong drum solo from Snape, and a heart wrenching Piano/keyboard solo by Kitty, Fated rushes across the stage and spins around a couple times as he is nodding his head forward. He then flips his guitar pic in the air whirls around and then catches it again in his teeth causing the whole crowd to scream and cheer. Then he scoops Jess up in one arm and flings her over his shoulder and sets his guitar down, and runs across the stage, up the ladder, to the rafters way above the crowd. He then sets her on her feet and she gasps as they are sooo far up.
He looks down at Draco and the other guys in the crowd and holds Jess up in the air.


"YOU GUYS WANT THIS HOT LIL LADY!!!!" He grins as they hoot and hollar pretending that he's gonna drop her down to them. Then laughs. "NAHHHH SORRY SHE's MINE but hey here's something I can let you have!!!!!!"
Fated reaches into a bag at the top filled with flowers, and handkerchiefsand a few copies of their CDs and starts throwing them down to the roaring crowd. Jess does the same and then when they are finished. Fated scoops Jess up in his arms and stands on the railing.
"Ready for a show!" he shouts feeling Jess digging her nails into him giving him a 'what are you doing' glare. He grins then jumps off the railing but still holds her on the way down.
But moments later Fated's broom swoops under him and Jess and carry them to the stage again.
Landing back on the stage, and giving Jess a "please forgive me it was all in good fun and I didn't let you fall" look, he looks to Stealth, Snape, Kitty,Blondechick,and Pillow.

"Okay guys, onto the next song Wooohooooooooo!!!" He grabs his Gibson flying V and gets ready for the next song~~

*Jess stands there for a few seconds trying to stop the upset fealing in her stomache then looks out in the crowd and mimes the crazy sighn and points to Jesse*

Swift slipped into the hall (completely against her will) just in time to see Fated and Jess land on the stage. She rolled her eyes - such a dramatic action was to be expected from her house-guest, after all...

She leaned herself quietly against the oak doors, letting the noise around her absorb into her body. The atmosphere and enthusiasm was definitely there to see; she smirked, pushing her way to the front of the crowd.

Maybe she would enjoy this after all...

~He strums a couple of time then looks out to the crowd. His heard is pounding in his chest, the voices of the cheering crowd ringing in his ears, the adrenaline pumping. The feeling is incredible and everyone is having a blast. He glances to the sides of the stage, watching now as the floor begins to be covered with a mist like smoke, and the lights dim a bit as now a large crest with a snake lowers down behind the band and the snake wrapped around it is enchanted and its eyes glimmer. Fated stops a moment, puts down his guitar and pulls off the first of two shirts that he's been wearing. He takes it, walks towards the edge of the stage, kisses it and throws it to the crowd. Then he turns, and walks back , picks up his guitar and takes his spot beside Stealth.~~~

Pillow jumped up.

"Ladies and gentlemen
This HISS is..."

Pillow grinned as Jesse and Stealthy jumped up with the guitars.

"Automatic, supersonic, hypnotic, funky fresh
Work my body, so melodic
This beat flows right through my chest
Everybody, Claws and Badgers came to party
Grab somebody, work your body, work your body
Let me see you HISS your step

Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Wake the party up
We about to get it on
Let me see ya
HISS your step
I love it when ya
HISS your step
Everybody
HISS your step
We about to get it on

(This HISS is)
Outrageous, so contagious, make you crave it
(Pillow made it)
So retarded, top-charted
Did I hear the badger farted?
Strut my stuff and yes I flaunt it
Goodies make the boys jump on it
No, I can't control myself
Now let me do my HISS step (come on)

Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Wake the party up
We about to get it on
Let me see ya
HISS your step
I love it when ya
HISS your step
Everybody
HISS your step
Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Wake the party up (oh)
We about to get it on
Let me see ya
HISS your step
I love it when ya
HISS your step
Everybody
HISS your step
We about to get it on

Rock it, don't stop it
Everybody get on the floor
Wake the party up
We about to get it on
Let me see ya
HISS your step
I love it when ya
HISS your step
Everybody
HISS your step
We about to get it on!!!

THIS BEAT IS HISS!”

::Beating continuously at the drums, Snape pulls off his top and brandishes the mark of HISS on his arm. Tapping his foott, he signals to Fated. Hitting the cymbols, he starts once more to cheers of the growing crowd::

*As there latest song comes to a stop Jess walks up to the center of the stage and motions for Jesse to come too*

"Ok guys, this is something we wrote together inspired by one of my fav muggle movies"

*The band gave them the background beat and Jesse started off the song*

Fated: Slytherin lovin', had me a blast
Jess: Slytherin lovin', happened so fast
Fated: Met a girl crazy for me
Jess: Met a boy cute as can be
Both: Classroom filled days drifting away
To, uh oh, those common room nights

Hiss Band: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Did you get very far?
Tell me more, tell me more
Like does he have a broom?

Fated: She flew by me, she got a cramp
Jess: He ran by me, got my clothes damp
Fated: Saved her life, she nearly fell
Jess: He showed off messin around
Both: Slytherin house, something's begun
But, uh oh, those common room nights

Hiss Band: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
Was it love at first sight?
Tell me more, tell me more
Did she put up a fight?

Fated: Took her swimming in the lake
Jess: We went strolling; drank pumpkin juice
Fated: We made out under the stair
Jess: We stayed out till ten o'clock
Both: Slytherin fling don't mean a thing
But, uh oh, those Common room nights

Hiss band: Well-a, well-a, well-a, uh!
Tell me more, tell me more
But you don't gotta brag
Tell me more, tell me more
'Cause he sounds like a drag

Jess: He got friendly holding my hand
Fated: Well, she got friendly down in the stands
Jess: He was sweet, just turned sixteen
Fated: Well, she was good, you know what I mean
Both: Slytherin heat, boy and girl meet
But, uh oh, those common room nights

Hiss Band: Tell me more, tell me more
How much dough did he spend?
Tell me more, tell me more
Could she get me a friend?

Jess: It turned colder; that's where it ends
Fated: So I told her we'd still be friends
Jess: Then we made our true love vow
Fated: Wonder what she's doin' now
Both (very slowly): Slytherin dreams ripped at the seams
But, oh, those common room nights

*Jess flashed him a smile*

~Fated winks at her then turns back to the crowd and bows before walking back over to his guitar. He then walks back over to his spot, he half smiles as he looks around.~


Then he starts to play
~to the tune of GnR's Sweet Child O Mine~(not as long though)

song -Slytherin's Scene-

~watches Stealth play the intro to the song as he plays it quite well~

~steps forward to the microphone as his guitar fades in with Stealths creating a melodious harmonic sound~
<I>
We've got style that you won't believe,
we'll make the other three houses grieve
and we'll sing as clear as we can come day or night.

We're the house that's in silver and green
We are very sneaky and can be mean.
And if we stay too long, we know you'll all split the scene.

Ohh ohh ohh Slytherin's scene.
Ohh ohh ohh Slytherin's scene.

We've got times that are good and bad
but we've all had more than we ever had
and if we stop right now, we'll all shrivel up and die

Now and then we will set the pace
and scare the others right out of the place
and we will rule, you will soon all see that it's

Ohh ohh ohh Slytherin's scene.
Ohhh ohhh Slytherin's scene.
</I>


~song ends as Stealth delivers an awesome guitar solo.~Fated smiles as he too strums a couple chords finishing the harmony with Stealth~~

"This next song is something I wrote about a Slytherin boy who became a death eater" *cough* "Draco" *cough* "and regretted it wishing the girl he used to love but was never alowed to, knew he loved her" *cough* Hermione *cough* "called hating who ive been"

I watched the proverbial sunrise
coming up over the lake and
you might think I'm losing my mind,
but I will shy away from the specifics...

'cause I don't want you to know where I am
'cause then you'll see my heart
in the worst state it's ever been.

This is no way to have lived my life.


Stop right there. That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line. Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there. Well I never should have said
that it's the very moment that
I wish that I could take back.


I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to try and never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.

I talk to absolutely no one.
Can't keep to myself enough.
And the things bottled inside have finally begun
to create so much pressure that I’ll soon blow up.

I heard the reverberating footsteps
sinking up to the beating of my heart,
and I am positive that unless I get myself together,
I will watch me fall apart.

And I can’t let that happen again
‘cause then you’ll see my heart
in the saddest state it’s ever been.

This is no place to try and live my life.

'cause I don't want you to know where I am
'cause then you'll see my heart
in the worst state it's ever been.

This is no way to have lived my life.


Stop right there. That's exactly where I lost it.
See that line. Well I never should have crossed it.
Stop right there. Well I never should have said
that it's the very moment that
I wish that I could take back.


I'm sorry for the person I became.
I'm sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I'm ready to try and never become that way again
'cause who I am hates who I've been.
Who I am hates who I've been.


Who I am hates who I've been
and who I am won’t take the second chance you gave me.
Who I am hates who I’ve been
‘cause who I’ve been only ever made me...

So sorry for the person I became.
So sorry that it took so long for me to change.
I’m ready to try and never become that way again
‘cause who I am hates who I’ve been.
Who I am hates who I’ve been.

As the final notes died away, Stealth took the microphone once more....

"Anyone want to hear some jokes?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Anyone want me to read some poetry?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Anyone wanna see a neat card trick?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Ya wanna to hear some more music?"

"YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Ya wanna hear a Gryffindor band?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Ya wanna hear a - Hufflepuff band?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"Ya wanna hear a - Ravenclaw band?"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" roared the crowd....

"So which band do ya wanna hear - give me an H!"

"H!" roared the crowd.

"Give me an I!"

"I!" roared the crowd.

"Give me an S!"

"S!" roared the crowd.

"Give me that other S!"

"S!" roared the crowd.

"What does that spell?"

"HISS!" shrieked the crowd.

"Stealth can't hear you!"

"HISS!" yelled the crowd,

"So - ya wanna get rockin'?"

"YES!!!!" roared the crowd, now in a real state of frenzy....

"You got it!"

He turned to Kitty and nodded.....

The air was filled with the synth introduction to the next song...

Won't Get Schooled Again (to the tune of Won't Get Fooled Again by The Who)


The synth sound gets phatter - Stealth swings his arm in true Townshend fashion and the power chords start to crash out. He leaps and scissor kicks - as he lands, smashing out the final chord of the intro, the drums and bass kick in at earwax loosening volume.

Fated takes the vocal on this....

We've be learning stuff that’s neat
With the first years under our feet
And the OWL and NEWT exams have all gone
And the teachers who spurred us on
Sit and judge what’s right and wrong
They decide and the Sorting Hat sings the song

I'll wave my wand for the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the changes all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and say
We don't get schooled again

Voldemort, he had to come
We knew it all along
Harry Potter beat him, fair and square
And the world looks just the same
’Cos history won't change
And the Death Eaters got killed in that last war

I'll wave my wand for the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the changes all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and say
We don't get schooled again

No, no!

Kitty starts the complex synth solo...

Severus cuts in with those essential occasional drum fills...

Stealth winds up and slashes out the power chords that lead into the bridge...

I'll move myself and my housemates aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I'll get all my potions and smile at the sky
Though I know that the hypnotized never lie

Do ya?


There's nothing in the halls
Looks any different at all
And the house points accumulate, by-the-bye
And the partying by day
And the partying by dark
Ensure that memories have all grown longer overnight


I'll wave my wand for the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the changes all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I'll get on my knees and say
We don't get schooled again

No, no!

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Stealth winds into a final thrashing solo. The audience sense that something climactic is goping to take place.

The audience is not wrong....

Smoke generators start to flood the stage with white smoke. Green lasers flash into it - they form the HISS logo and a green animated laser snake crawls around.

The power chords start to pound out again. Pyrotechnic charges fire off in time to the beat. With a last massive leap and whirl of his arm, Stealth smashes out the final A chord, then slips the SG off his shoulder and tosses it into the air. He catches it by its neck, then swings round and smashes it into his speaker cabinets with all his strength. Gibson build them tough and the guitar is still in one piece. The air is rent with a mind altering howl of feedback.

Stealth pounds the guitar into the cabineta again and agin. It eventually disintegrates and the cabinet stack topple over. The feedback screeches hideously until the sound tech cuts the feed.

Stealth steps up to the microphone again.

"Now - THAT is what I call rockin'!"

The audience burst into wild enthusiastic cheering and foot stamping. A few are waving lighters and lit wands.

The stage is a complete shambles, but a quick 'reparo!' soon sorts it out. The SG is still in tune, even!

~Fated finishes playing Jess's song and then takes a breath and jumps right into Stealth's awesome number~After it's over he pauses a moment~

"Whew...that was awesome!!" He says wiping sweat off his brow.

He then waves to everyone in the audience~

He takes a sec to catch his breath before nodding to the band members as they prepare the next song.~

"Now this song is called "I feel bad" Jess said and Jesse started singing. She sang background harmonizing with him.

I should be out on the grounds stoppin' you
Tears should be rollin' down my cheek
And I don't know why I'm not fallin' apart
Like I usually do
And how the thought of losin' you's not killin' me
I feel bad

That I can stand here strong
Cold as stone, Seems so wrong
I can't explain it
Maybe it's just
I've cried so much
I'm tired and I'm numb Baby I hate it
I feel bad that I don't feel bad

I could let myself be angry over wasted time
And sad about you just throwin' love away
Yeah I almost wish my heart was breaking
But I cant lie
All I want to do is turn the page
I feel bad
That I can stand here strong
Cold as stone, Seems so wrong
I can't explain it
Maybe it's just
I've cried so much
I'm tired and I'm numb Baby I hate it
I feel bad that I don't feel bad

Bitter, alone
I just feel it's time- it's time to move on
I just gotta move on and on and on and on -Yeah
Maybe it's just i've cried so much
i'm tired and i'm numb,
oh baby, i hate it
I feel bad that I don't feel bad
no, i don't feel bad

~Fated continues to play through the end of the song, and as the song comes to a close, the smoke flutters across the stage~ He glances back to Snape who looks like he's got another song in mind. Raising a brow, Fated steps over to hear Snape mumble something. Slowly a grin crosses Fated's face and he chuckles and nods and then mumbles something back watching Snape sigh and nod slightly. Fated then walks over and tell something to Stealth who nods and chuckles. Fated's eyes shift to Jess and he walks over to her. "This one's for you, Jess"

~~~Here I am~
Fated:I made my choice, with my own voice
and here I am.
A Death Eater to be yeah
here I am.
Standing in the shadows of life and death
Yet here I am.

Jess:
You stood by me and you stood strong
waiting for you; I've done so long
and here you are right by side
no longer needing a place to hide.

Fated: Yeah here I am
Here I am! Standing by your side
Yeah, here I am not wanting to hide,
Here I am. Ohhhhhhhh here I am...

Jess:
Don't leave me again, my heart will die
Without you I want to just sit and cry.
Don't leave me and don't let go again...

Fated: Here I am, I won't let go
I won't run away from you, Oh no!!!
Here I am Yeah Here I am!!!!

~busts into a slow yet powerful guitar solo, but only part cuz Stealth takes the melody as Fated gets ready to sing again.~~Snape delivers a good loud crash on the cymbals here )

Fated: Here I am!!!!!!!!
Jess: And I'm here too!!!
(the rest of the band sings back up) Here I am....Here I am....2xs)

Fated and Jess: Here I am right by your side,
Never again will I hide or leave what matters most.
Here I am.....here I am.....
Here....I....am
(in harmony)fades out)
~Stealth plays the ending and it fades out as Fated holds Jess's hand and kneels slowly, kissing her hand. The smoke is lighter now and the band members seem frozen in place, preparing another heart stopping number~

Ginny, was in the audience, of course to cheer on her Slytherin buds. She was waving a poster of the band that she made with random pictures of them together in a collage that spelt out HISS.

"WOO HISS!!!" The red head cheered, jumping up and down. Ginny had particularly liked Fated and Jess' songs and waved at both of them. The crazed badger was probably embarassing them, but, well, she didn't care.

Pillow stepped up to the front of the stage.

"Well, I hear that the Badgers Unleashed have a song about how Slytherin guys can't get Hufflepuff girls. Well, I think that's okay, since it looks like one Slytherin guy has all he really wants: his Slytherin girl!" Pillow drew the crowd's attension back to Jesse and Roma. "So give it up for JESSE AND ROMA!"

The crowd let out a rip-roaring scream.

"MARRY ME JESSE!!!"

Pillow grinned at the young 3rd year Slytherin. She laughed as Roma gave that poor girl such menacing glare, that the girl stumbled back into the crowd and remained silent for the rest of the night.

::Snape could hear the crowd singing aloong to the chant of Hiss, so quickly filled in a rocking back beat, whilst the others joined in. The whole space grew louder with the chant, as the fireworks broke out behind them issuing silver and green snakes into the crowd. Suddenly, Snape broke rhythem and went straight into their next song to a deafening cheer::

Etta was dancing across the hall singing along to the band while wearing a borrowed HISS mask.

"WHOOHOOO ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!"

"ok you guys I have this huge surprise, not even my band knows about it."

*looks around at the stunned members of the band and gives them a reashuring smile that shes not doing anything stupid.*

"I had a little extra time on my hands and I called my friend Jesse up (and no im not talking about Fated) and was like 'Hey Jesse im haveing a concert want to come?' and he was like 'sure' and then I got this great idea 'why dont you sing a song with me the crowd would go wild over you'"

"So now I present to you Jesse McCartney"

*girls in the crowd cheer like crazy and swoom*


"Hey guys how you all doin tonight? Im going to sing Shes no you for ya and then im off to come and be in the audiance with you and watch my cousin" *stops to hug Jess* "sing for us"

They gotta a lot of girls who know they got it going on
But nothin's ever a comparison to you
Now can you see that you're the only one I really want
And everything I need is everything you do

Any girl walk by, don't matter
Cause you're lookin' so much better
Don't ever need to get caught up in jealousy

She could be a supermodel, every magazine, the cover
She'll never ever mean a thing to me

She's no you, oh no!
You give me more than I could ever want
She's no you, oh no!
I'm satisfied with the one I got
Cause you're all the girl that I ever dreamed
She's only a picture on a magazine
She's no you
She's no you

They got a lot of girls who dance in all the videos
But I prefer the way you do, the way you move
You're more than beautiful and I just wanna let you know
That all I ever need is what I got with you

Any girl walk by, don't matter
Every time you're lookin' better
I think you're perfect there ain't nothin' I would change

She can be a supermodel, every magazine would cover
She'll never ever take my heart away

She's no you, oh no!
You give me more than I could ever want
She's no you, oh no!
I'm satisfied with the one I got
Cause you're all the girl that I ever dreamed
She's only a picture on a magazine
She's no you
She's no you

And no one's ever gonna get to me, oh
The way you do, now baby can you see?
That you're the one, the only one, who's ever made me feel this way
And nothin's ever comin' even close, no
No one's ever been comparable to you
ohaoha, oh yeah lalala
I don't want nothin' I don't got
I don't need nothin’ but you
I can't get more than you give me
So don't stop anything you do
You're all that, all that and then some
You know what, just what I need
And no girl, no place and no where
Could mean a thing to me

She's no you, oh no!
You give me more than I could ever want
She's no you, oh no!
I'm satisfied with the one I got
Cause you're all the girl that I ever dreamed
She's only a picture on a magazine
She's no you, oh no!
She's no you

She's no you
(They got a lot of girls who know they got it going on)
You give me more than I could ever want
She's no you
(Now can't you see that you're the only one I really want)
I'm satisfied with the one I got
Cause you're all the girl that I ever dreamed
She's only a picture on a magazine
She's no you
(And she’s she's no you,girl)


"Thanks for having me Jess, Nice to see you again Jesse" *nods to him and walks off the stage so we can continue on with our concert*

Etta looks from left to right, wondering why everyone is going crazy for the boy on stage, shaking her head she left the concert muttering,

"must be a teeny bopper thing."

Pillow couldn't help but laugh.

How did Jess get Jesse to come sing at this magic school concert?

*looks at the questioning pillow* "Hes my cousin. He owed me one and hes a sqib so no worrys"

~Fated finished ripping a good guitar solo, then steps up to the mike.

"Okay, so we've been told that Slytherin guys can't get hufflepuff girls" He laughs. "Well, we can't get them cuz we don't want 'em" He shurgs then continues" Yeah, they're cute and all, but SLytherin guys...Heh well we're just a tad bit more picky"

He grins to Snape and Stealth then looks out to the crowd. "I think you'll like this next song, Take it away Stealth!" And Stealth breaks into a nice intro, with Snape drumming along slowly at first then picking up the pace.

"You wanna know about us the Slytherin Guys!?" He says proudly. "Alright then, we'll tell ya!"


~starts to sing~

Vicious like the Snake-

(to the tune of Hungry like the Wolf-by DuranDuran)
<I>
They say a Slytherin's heart is cold as ice,
And baby you wanna think about that twice.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do....

You've been warned cuz we are not playing nice,
The girl's in hufflepuff will be caught in a vice.
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do....

In touch with the ground, we slither around
we're on the hunt we're after you
We hiss and we bite
So don't put up a fight
cuz we're vicious like the snake!

We do what it takes, until your huffle-heart breaks
We're gonna hunt you down oh yes it's true
And when we're done
You'll wanna run
Cuz we'll be slithering after you!!

Stealth and Fated are just the key
to put you Hufflepuffs through pure misery,
Do do do do do do do do do do do do...
And Snape is tough too, don't you push him aside
Cuz he'll sink his fangs into your furry hide,
Do do do do do do do do do do do do do....

With shatters and bangs, we flash our sharp fangs,
Cuz we're on the hunt we're after you.
We're not sweet like cakes, we do what it takes
Cuz we're vicious yes it's true.

You can't walk the line
You're caught in a vine
We're the ones that make you quake
and never get near
We'll fill you with fear
cuz we're vicious like the snake!
</I>

~Snape pounds the drums with such power as Fated repeats the last 2 verses of the song~~~~~~

"COME PEOPLE YOU KNOW THE WORDS SING IT WITH ME !!!!!!!!!" Fated shouts as he gets ready to belt out the last bit of the song~~~
<I>
With shatters and bangs, we flash our sharp fangs,
Cuz we're on the hunt we're after you.
We're not sweet like cakes, we do what it takes
Cuz we're vicious yes it's true.

You can't walk the line
You're caught in a vine
We're the ones that make you quake
and never get near
We'll fill you with fear
cuz we're vicious like the snake
</I>

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!" Fated jumps up and down as he strums the guitar roughly~

"Whew, that's what I'm talkin about!! ARE YOU GUYS VICIOUS LIKE THE SNAKE TOO!???" He shouts to the cheering audience.

"YEAH!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN YOU'RE ROCKIN WITH HISS, YOU'RE VICIOUS LIKE THE SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He watches his female bandmates cheering and grins at Snape and Stealth.
He then cracks his neck a couple times, and turns back to the audience~~He takes a breather as the others decide what to do next~~~

*Jess walked over and whispered in sleathy's ear* "play 'barbie girl?'"

"Why would I do that" Sleathy said.

"Just pass the word around and when I nod play ok"

"um ok.."

*she watched him go tell snape then she went over to Jesse and told him his lyrics and hoped to god he wouldnt forget them*

*she walked up to the front and picked up her mic.*

"This next song I probably wrote when I was drunk, Its called Slytherin Girl


Hi Pansy!
Hi Draco!
Do you wanna go for a broom ride?
Sure Draco!
Jump on...

I'm a Slytherin girl, in the Magic world
Life in magic, it's fantastic!
you can take me here, take me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on Pansy, let's go party!

I'm a Slytherin girl, in the Magic world
Life in Magic, it's fantastic!
you can take me here, take me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a blond Slytherin girl, in the fantasy world
Dressin up, make it tight, I'm your girl for tonight
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in green,
Dance here, feel the beat , bang bang ...
You can dance, you can play, now say: "I'm always yours"

(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Slytherin girl, in the magic world
Life in Magic, it's fantastic!
you can take me here, take me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, Slytherin friend, let us go out again,
hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You can dance, you can play, now say: "I'm always yours"
You can dance, you can play, now say: "I'm always yours"

Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

I'm a Slytherin girl, in the magic world
Life in magic, it's fantastic!
you can take me here, take me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

I'm a Slytherin girl, in the magic world
Life in magic, it's fantastic!
you can take me here, take me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(Ah-ah-ah-yeah)
Come on Pansy, let's go party!
(uu-oooh-u)

Oh, I'm having so much fun!
Well Pansy, we're just getting started
Oh, I love you Draco!

~Fated ended the song cracking up at Jess cuz he'd not expected such a ..bubbly song being a rock band. He simply shrugs and then laughs a little more as he wipes the dripping weat off of his brow.~

"Ooookay...next song?" he asks still chuckling.~

Skuldandy stopped a little after almost dancing without stoping in the last half an hour...

"WOOOHOOO SLYTHERINS!!!"

"This song is called Pansy was a friend of mine"
*Jess nodded to the band for them to get started*

We took a walk that night, but it wasn't the same
We had a fight on the lake side out in the rain
She said she loved me, but she had somewhere to go
She couldn't scream while I held I close
I swore I'd never let her go

Tell me what you wanna know
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
There ain't no motive for this crime
Pansy was a friend of mine
So come on, oh come on, oh come on

Woooaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I know my rights, I've been here all day and it's time
For me to go, so let me know if it's alright
I just can't take this, I swear I told you the truth
She couldn't scream while I held her close
I swore I'd never let her go

Tell me what you wanna know
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
And then you whisper in my ear
I know what you're doing here
So come on, oh come on, oh come on
There ain't no motive for this crime
Pansy was a friend of mine
Oh come on, oh come on, oh come on
Woooahhhhh.........

Stealth beckons Fated and says something into his ear. Fated grins and nods, then passes the message to the rest of the band. Stealth goes over to the microphone.

"Once again, witches and wizards, put your mitts together for Fated - our Slytherin Quidditch Star!!!!"

Quidditch Star goes to the tune of Highway Star by Deep Purple....

Nobody’s gonna take my broom, I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody’s gonna beat my broom, it's gonna break the speed of sound
Ooh it's a killing machine it's got everything
Like a driving power big fat brush everything

I love it and I need it I bleed it
Yeah it's a wild hurricane
All right hold tight. I'm a quidditch star

Nobody’s gonna take my girl I'm gonna keep her to the end
Nobody’s gonna have my girl she stays close on every bend
Ooh she's a killing machine she's got everything
Like a moving mouth, body control and everything

I love her, I need her, I see her
Yeah she turns me on
All right hold tight I'm a quidditch star

Stealth tears into a shredding solo. The notes from his guitar howl like a soul in torment.

Nobody’s gonna take my lead I got speed inside my brain
Nobody’s gonna steal my lead now that I'm on the team again
Ooh I'm in heaven again I've got everything
Like moving around, speed control and everything

I love it, I need it, I see it
Quidditch power’s all mine
All right hold tight I'm a quidditch star…

Now Fated winds into an instrumental passage. It is an intricate weave of arpeggios, backed by Stealth at an interval of a third.

I love it, I need it, I see it
Quidditch power’s all mine
All right hold tight I'm a quidditch star….


The song ends with a final crashing chord.

.....and yet Severus Snape keeps the beat going on.

To the crowd's delight, the band segue straight into another anthem written by Stealth to big uo the Man in Back, everus Snape.


Stealth swings into the guitar intro to Hogwarts Wizard (to the tune of The Who's Pinball Wizard).

Romance takes lead vocals on this

Ever since I was a first year,
I've attended Hogwarts duels.
From New Year round to Christmas
I must have attended them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
And I’ve grown very fond.
Of Sevvie Snape, Man in Black
He sure waves a mean wizard wand!

He stands like a statue,
His expression really mean.
He never cheats at duelling
He’s always playing clean.
He duels by intuition,
His score goes on and on.
Oh, Sevvie Snape, Man in Black
He sure waves a mean wizard wand!

He's a Slytherin wizard
He has to be the best.
He's a Slytherin wizard,
Forget about all the rest!

How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?

Won’t tolerate distractions
Can't bear no buzzers and bells,
Won't let no lights go flashin'
Doesn’t need a sense of smell.
Always gets a victory
Et maintenant, tout le mond,
Go, Sevvie Snape, Man in Black
He sure waves a mean wizard wand!

I thought I was
The wizard duellin’ king.
But I just handed
My duellin’ crown to him.

Even in my home arena
He can beat my best.
the Slytherins lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy wand waving motions
His magic’s never wrong
Of Sevvie Snape, Man in Black
He sure waves a mean wizard wand!


The crowd just go plain crazy!

~Fated starts into another song called 'Quidditch Star' to the tune of smash mouth's All Star'

Quidditch Star---<I>

Somebody once told me, the world is gonna want me
to catch that golden snitch once again.
I was dripping wet with sweat, but you know you can't forget
the way I caught it in my hand.

Well the crowd was cheerin'
the other team was jeering
I was on a roll, and the other team was fearin'
hoping that I would give up the fun,
cuz I was sweatin right out in the sun.
So much to do
so much to see
But they know that they can't stop me
I'll never give up oh no
I'll never give up my flow

Hey now, I'm a Quidditch star, get the game on go play
Hey now, I'm a rock star get the show on today
And all that silver and green
Slytherin is sneaky and quite mean...

I met a sweet witch, out at the Quidditch Pitch
and I didn't even know her name
But she was such a motivation
and full of admiration
that I almost didn't want to stay sane.

Then she cheered for me and made me smile,
I showed off for her with my flying style
I zoomed up, and I zoomed down
rolling through the air just messin around
and then behold, before, my eyes
the snitch came swooping down from the skies.
I knew catching it was my goal
so I zommed after it in mid roll


Hey now, I'm a Quidditch star, get the game on go play
Hey now, I'm a rock star get the show on today
And all that silver and green
Slytherin is sneaky and quite mean.

And all that silver and green
Slytherin is sneaky and quite mean.
</I>

~Fated ended the song and smiled to Jess who was blushing ~~He grins~

"GOOOO FATED!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Jess blushed and looked to Jesse with that 'I admire you' look and then she grabbed her water bottle and took a sip*

"HEY! SLYTHERIN GIRL?! COPYSNAKES!" Ginny shouted, pouting for a moment. The badgers had just finished a song called Badger Girl.

"I DIDNT COPY ANYONE!!!!!!!"Jess screamed to Ginny "thats why you havent even posted yours yet because you never made one"

"BE THAT AS IT MAY WE POSTED OUR FIRST!" Ginny screamed back, although she was smiling. She crossed her arms, her HISS poster at her feet.

"Not true! And if you dont like it then get out!" *points to door and laughs*

(actually yes, we did jess lol)

"I don't like it but that doesn't mean I won't ditch the other band members just 'cause I'm mad at you Jess." Ginny retorted.