SLYTHERIN CONCERT

Stealth takes the microphone once more....

"Well, that was more or less Ponchielli's Dance of the Hours.... But now it's time to get back to some traditional rock and roll... Give it up for Severus Snape - one time vocals - singing Hogwarts Pneumonia!"

Severus emerges from behind the drum kit and his place is taken by the multitalented Kitty. Stealth hands him the mike and then rips out a traditonal rock and roll guitar intro - similar to the one at the start of Johhny B Goode.....

Hogwarts Pneumonia goes to the tune of Johhny Rivers's Rockin' Pneumonia.


I wanna jump but I'm afraid I'll fall
I wanna holler but the joint's too small
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too
I got the Hogwarts pneumonia and the Slytherin Super flu

Call some other's baby that ain't all
I wanna kiss her but she's way too tall
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too
I got the Hogwarts pneumonia and the Slytherin Super flu

Instrumental bridge with guitar solo by Fated. Severus pouts and shakes himself around like a latter day Elvis. The girls in the audience shriek!

I wanna squeeze her but I'm way too low
I would be runnin' but my feets too slow
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too
I got the Hogwarts pneumonia and the Slytherin Super flu

I wanna squeeze her but I'm way too low
I would be runnin' but my feets too slow
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too
I got the Hogwarts pneumonia and the Slytherin Super flu

Baby comin' now I'm hurryin' home
I know she's leavin' cause I'm takin' too long
Young man rhythm's got a hold of me too
I got the Hogwarts pneumonia and the Slytherin Super flu



The beat changes and the band segue straight into Hiss Boys (to the tune of Wild Boys by Duran Duran). Severus stays on the mike!

The Hiss boys are calling on their way back from the fire
Will Voldemort surrender and Death Eaters cease to rise
Hiss boys are fallen far from glory
Reckless and so hungered on the razor’s edge you trail
Because there's magic by the roadside in a sore afraid new world

They tried to break us, looks like they'll try again

Hiss boys never lose it
Hiss boys never choose this way
Hiss boys never close your eyes
Hiss boys always shine

You got howlers for a welcome there's no potion for your pain
And your owl, she has been winging while you're dancing in the rain
Hiss boys wonder where is glory
Where evil reigns so gladly as your house heads will all tell
And lovers war with arrows over secrets they could sell

They tried to tame you looks like they'll try again

Hiss boys never lose it
Hiss boys never choose this way
Hiss boys never close your eyes
Hiss boys always shine

Severus hands the mike to Fated and returns to the drums.

"Wasn't that something!"

The crowd show their appreciation!

"And now a little song about quidditch, featuring yours truly...."

The Seeker (to the tune of The Seeker by The Who)

I've flown under chairs
I've flown under tables
I've tried to catch that snitch
Whenever I’ve been able

They call me The Seeker
I've been flying low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

I asked Dobby the House Elf
I asked Professor Flitwick
I asked Rubeus Hagrid
But he couldn't help me either

They call me The Seeker
I've been flying low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

Stealth winds into a blocky chord based solo. His guitar produces great chunks of sound which flood the hall.

People tend to hate me
Because of my great looks
But as I fly around the pitch
They want to shake my hand
Focusing on nowhere
Investigating miles
I'm a seeker
I'm a really desperate man

They call me The Seeker
I've been flying low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die
No
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die

::Dripping wet, Snape chucked a glass of water over himself. Time for a half time break before Hiss vcome on for the next half of their concert::

"WHILST WE TAKE A FIVE MINUTE BREAK, PLEASE SEE OUR VIDEO.....SNAAAAAKKKKEEEE EYES!!!!!!!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ppwo-dIIbhA&search=snape

::Kitty was all giddy and having fun at the concert and was taking a break with her band friends and fellow slytherins:: "That was a lot of fun out there(sorry I missed a lot)
Ok so is there any particular order that we should go in or special songs?" She looks to Fated,Snape,Stealthy,Pillow,Roma, and blondechick. "I think the concert is going quite well." She smiles. "Good thing we warmed up right?" She then goes back out onto the stage and starts playing her keyboard, pulling the mike over to sing while she plays as she lets the rest of the band take their break

"Hello everyone, I'd like to sing a song now. One that I made up. called Slytherin Dreams"
She lets her fingers glide across the ivory keys and she begins to sing::it's a slow song and it starts of in D and it is a slow but has a rock ballad sound to it-if that makes since)

<I>
Slytherin Dreams

Starlight and dungeon fairs,
all together with out a care
it's magic here. Oh it's magic here.
Timless moments we will share
for each other, we'll be there
It's magic here. Ohhhhhh it's magic here..

We live and then we die
we get to touch the clear blue sky
We follow our hearts
We follow our dreams
We stand together through everything
These are what make us supreme
These are our Slytherin Dreams.

Slytherin Dreams...ohhhh ohhhh Slytherin Dreams

The hard times have come
and we need everyone
to be strong, to be strong....yes we do

To open up before our eyes
and cast the emeralds to the skies
Ohh ohh ohhhh i know ....I know....

We stand tall and we are strong
I think we knew it all along
We may hide from the cries and screams
But we'll always follow our Slytherin Dreams...

Slytherin dreams....Slytherin dreams.....

yes we will....our Slytherin dreams....slytherin dreams...

Our...Slytherin dreams..........</I>

(hold out this note and let it fade out)

::Kitty smiles and bows her head to the audience. "Thank you everyone"

After their break and much needed restoration of liquid levels, the rest of the band file back on to the stage and pick up theiur instruments.

The first number of the second half of the show is anotherr rocker - based on Queen's One Vision...

Romance takes lead vocals for...


One house one goal one mission,
One heart one soul just one solution,
One flash of light yeah one snake one vision

One flesh one bone,
One true religion,
One voice one hope,
One real decision,
Wowowowo gimme one Slytherin

No wrong no right,
I'm gonna tell you there's no black and no white,
No blood no stain,
All we need is one world wide vision

One flesh one bone,
One true religion,
One voice one hope,
One real decision,
Wowowowowowo

I had a dream,
When I was young,
A dream of sweet illusion,
A glimpse of hope and unity,
And visions of one sweet union,
But a cold wind blows,
And a dark rain falls,
And in my heart it shows,
Look what Voldy has done to my dream

Slytherin,
Give me your hands,
Give me your hearts,
I'm ready,
There's only one direction,
One world and one nation,
Yeah one vision

No hate no fight,
Just excitation,
All through the night,
It's a celebration wowowowo yeah

One one one

One flesh one bone,
One true religion,
One voice one hope,
One real decision

Gimme one night,
Gimme one hope,
Just gimme,
One man one man,
One bar one night,
One day hey hey,
Just gimme gimme gimme
One Slytherin


The beat keeps going and the band segues into A Hogwarts Kind of Magic (to the tune of A Kind of Magic by Queen). Pillow and Chicky give backing vocal:

This school that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be, will soon be, will soon be done
This is (this is) a kind (a kind) of magic (yeah)
There can be only one
This school that lasts a thousand years
Will soon be done - (done)
(Magic) - It's a kind of magic
It's a kind of magic, magic, magic, magic (magic)
(Magic) ha ha ha haa - it's magic
(Magic)
Yeah - it's a kind of magic
Ha haa
Yeah yeah
Wooh
It's a kind of magic



....and still thebeat goes on!

Severus's drum kit thunders out a very familiar pattern. Stealth's guitar eventually cuts in with the familiar guitar intro.

The band now segue into Hiss Will Rock You (based on Queen's
We Will Rock You)



Malfoy you're a boy, you make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a big man some day
You got mud on yo' face
You big disgrace
Kickin' your can all over the place
Singin'

Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Hiss will Hiss will rock you

Malfoy you're a young man hard man
Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day
You got blood on yo' face
A big disgrace
Wavin' your banner all over the place
Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Singin' on...
Hiss will Hiss will rock you

Malfoy you're an old man poor man
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make you some peace some day
You got mud on yo' face
Big disgrace
Somebody better put you back into your place

Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Singin'...hmm...
Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Everybody
Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Hmm...
Hiss will Hiss will rock you
Alright


Stealth winds himself up into an ear shattering solo, keeping the SG on the edge of feedback.... The intrumental passage ends with a definitice chard. There is a moment's silence which is almost tangible. Then the audeince breaks out into a tumult of applause, rewarding the band amply for their three song marathon.

Polly walked in to the slylerin battle of the bans whoooooooooooooooooooooooo GO HISS she shoated they were very good she then sat down and waited for the next song.

Jess finishes the song and whispers something in Jesses ear before walking off stage and going out the door of the condert really quick.

Stealth walks to the front of the stage. He reaches up to the neck of his black Hiss tee and rips it down the front. He shrugs it off and throws it into the audience. The dark hair on his chest is slicked down with sweat. He walks to a microphone on a stand.

"That's better - I was getting HOT!"

This is met with a scream from the female element of the crowd. There are faintly heard cries of a quite naughty nature. It seems that certain people want further disrobing.

He looks around and sees that Romance is missing. He looks at Fated and shrugs. Fated nods.

"Our next number is called Learn to Fly... Put your hands together for your favourite screamer - Fated!"

This is to the same tune as learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters...

Run and tell all other houses
This could take all night
Think I need a potion to help me
Get things right

Hook me up a new transfiguration
’Cos this one isn’t right
We sat around laughing
And watch the last one die

I’m looking to the house to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me burn out bright

I’m looking for complications
Looking ‘cos I’m tired of lying
Make my way back home
When I learn to fly

Think I’m done nursing the patience
I can wait one night
I’d give it all away
If you give me one last try

We live happily ever trapped
If you just save my life
Run and tell the housemates
That everything is all right

I’m looking to the house to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me burn out bright

Fly along with me
I can’t quite make it alone
Try to make this life my own

Fly along with me
I can’t quite make it alone
Try to make this life my own

I’m looking to the house to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something help me turn out right

Stealth and Fated then jam a guitar outtro. Kitty improvises on keyboard. The drumming pattern changes subtlely....

Stealth swings into the distinctive guitar intro to the next song, Honky Tonk Witches (to the tune of Honky Tonk Women by the Rolling Stones)

For once, Stealth sings...

I met a dark cloaked bar-room witch in Hogsmeade,
She tried to steal my broom so she could ride.
She tried to heave it right across her shoulder
I think she’d nearly hexed me right out of my mind

It's the honky tonk witches
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I paid a witch to show me New York City,
It really was the strangest sort of sight.
The lady then she covered me with frogspawn,
She broke my wand and I had to walk home that night.

It's the honky tonk witches
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk witches.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

(Yeah!) It's the honky tonk witches.
Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

The beat stops and there is a brief Hiss Huddle centre stage.

Fated takes the microphone...

"This next number features stunning guitar work by the Stealth Man and some hot vocals by yours truly. Young Wiz Blues!"

"Hit it, Stealth!"

Stealth rips out the distinctive guitar introduction - to the tune of Young Man Blues by The Who....

Oh well a young wiz, he ain't got nothin' in the world these days
I said a young wiz, he ain't got nothin' in the world these days

You know in the old days
When a young wiz was a strong wiz
All the people they'd step back
When a young wiz walked by

Stealth winds into a searing guitar solo. Back in Townshend mode, he whirls his arm, jumps and scissor kicks!

But you know nowadays
It's the old wiz,
He's got all the magic
And a young wiz ain't got nothin' in the world these days
I said nothing

Stealth plays another staccato solo here, syncopating with the drum beats. He and Severus grin at each other like loons.

Everybody knows that a young wiz ain't got nothin'.
Everybody!
Everybody knows that a young wiz ain't got nothin'
He got nothin'
Nothin'

Take it easy on the young wiz
They ain't got nothin' in the world these days
I said they ain't got nothin'!
They got nothin’, not at all!

*moshes like a mad man throughout the night*

wooo! go snakes!

Caro stares at Stealth's bare chest, her eyes as big as Galleons.

"Holy smoke..." she mutters and hurries to the scene. "Oi, Jesse!" Caro calls to Jesse. "Can you ask Stealth's autograph for me? And here is my phone number, tell him that I would like to meet him sometime..." gives a piece of paper to Jesse and winks to Stealth.

"GO HISS!!!!" \m/

"Yeah Yeah..." Fated mumbles taking the stuff from Caru and putting them in Stealth's mounting pile of numbers and stuff he'd got from the fans.~~ Then Fated steps up to the mike.

"I think we need to do a darker song this time around. Here's one I wrote, so settle back witches and wizards, because HISS is gonna show its darker side ~

Fated nods to Stealth who starts the eerie dark intro of the song~it has a heavy metal sound, really dark and lots of guitar roughness~

<I>Imperio, Crucio, Avada Kedavra


Imperio! do what we say
Never refuse us in any way
Let my voice be your guide
You can't escape, you can't hide!

You're under our spell
You're to do what we say
If you try to run
You're gonna pay!!
You can't defeat us
so you'd better baaaack awaaay....

Imperio is what I say
We're gonna do things our own way!
If you try to run or hide
We will send you to the other side.</I>

~Snape beats the cymbals moderately loud as Fated continues into 2nd verse~
<I>
Crucio! now you're writhing in pain
lying there screaming that we're insane
Maybe we are, but we don't care
Life is cruel and so unfair
So be good and let us torture you here
And fill your life so full of fear
Darkness will be closing in near

Crucio is what we say
We're gonna do things that we want today!
Don't expect mercy cuz it's not our way
You need a good Crucio today.
,</I>
Lightning flashes and thunder rumbles loudly around the stage adding to the dark affect of the song~Stealth makes the guitar cry loudly as if its writhing in pain, like it's being tortured~Fated smirks then goes into the third verse~~
<I>
Avada Kedavra, these words will kill
They're more dangerous and a very big deal
So watch your back
Cuz we'll attack.

Avada Kedavra is what we'll say
to send our foes to an early grave
That's unless we decide to simply enslave
And if we do that, all they can do is pray.

Imperio, Crucio and Avada Kedavra, are the spells we like to cast
and if you want to try to resist us
Then you 'll be nothing but a memory of the past.

Imperio, Crucio, and Avada Kedavra, these words we like to say,
And if you want to try to fight back
You' won't live to see another day

You won't live to see another day!

You won't live...to see....another....daaaaay.
</I>
~Fated's voice fades out as silence now grips the audience and the band stands very still ~

Ilrhagh, who was listening Fated4HP's song, standed still for a while...

Wow that was really hard music, she thought

*the silence gets too heavy that Caro can't stand it anymore*

"ROCK ON HISS!!!!! WOOOHOOOOOO!"

(great song, jesse!)

Ilrhagh hears Caroru and yells

"YES! GO HISS!!!!!"

Stealth decides it's time for mopre tales from the dark side... He whispers to Fated, who grins and nods, He goes around behind the speaker stacks.... Stealth takes the mike.

"Now Hiss does Ozzy Osbourne! Give it up for out very own Fated and Wizard Paranoid!"

Wizard Paranoid goes to the tune of Black Sabbath's Paranoid.

Stealth launches into that familiar riff. Fated reappears from behind the speaker with a black something in his hands. It is a black rubber bat, but he is shaking it and it looks alive... He takes centre stage and holds the bat high so the audience can see it. It looks so real - but it has not been enchanted. He then puts the head into his mouth and pulls it off, spitting it to the ground. Stage blood squirts out and also runs down his chin. The crowd squeal and then scream again as he tosses the body into their depths.

He sashays up to the mike...

Finished with my house elf ’cos he couldn’t help me with my mind
People think I’m insane because I act crazy all the time

All day long I make up spells but nothing seems to satisfy
Think I’ll lose my mind if I don’t find something to pacify

Can you help me - I thought you were my friend
Whoah yeah.....

Stealth slews into the well known Tony Iommi solo, then extends it into his own improvisation. His guitar howls like a tiger with its tail trapped in a car door

I need someone to show me the things that wizards usually just can’t find
I can’t see the things that make true happiness, I must be blind

Make a spell and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry
Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal

And so as you hear these words telling you now of my state
I tell you to enjoy life I wish I could but it’s too late


Severus keeps the beat going and the band segue into their cover of Die Young, by Black Sabbath, Romance on vocals.

Goto the wind, though the wind won’t help you fly at all
Your back’s to the wall
Then chase the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run,
You run, you run!

So live for today
Tomorrow never comes
Die young

Behind the smile, there’s danger and a promise to be told:
You never knew.
Life’s fantasy - to be locked away and still to think you’re free
You’re free, we’re free!

So live for today
Tomorrow never comes
Die young

Die young, die young
Can’t you see the writing on the wall?
Die young, gonna die young
Someone stopped the pain

Goto the wind, though the wind won’t help you fly at all
Your back’s to the wall
Then chase the sun, and it tears away and it breaks you as you run,
You run, you run!

So live for today
Tomorrow never comes

Die young, young!
Die young, die young!
Die young, die young, young!
Die young, die young, die young, die young, die young!!

Severus and Pillow keep the beat going...

Stealth walks up to the mike stand. He is glistening with sweat... He places his hands behind his neck and flexes his biceps.

"You want some more?"

"Yesssssss!!!" howls the crowd.

He flexes his pectrorals.

"You want some more?"

"Yesssssss!!!" howls the crowd.

He tenses and releases his abdominals....

"More?"

"Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Well, it will have to be more Black Sabbath!"

Fated takes the mike for Sabbath's Children of the Grave....
Revolution in their minds - the children start to march
Against the world in which they have to live
And all the hate that’s in their hearts
They’re tired of being pushed around
And told just what to do
They’ll fight the world until they’ve won
And love comes flowing through

Children of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing peace in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of atomic fear?
Can they win the fight for peace or will they disappear?

So you children of the world,
Listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
Spread the words today
Show the world that love is still alive
You must be brave
Or you children of today are
Children of the grave, yeah!

*runs in and kisses Sleathys cheack and whispers* "You're still my grandpa" *laughs*

*comes up to the mic*

"Im so sorry guys woman problems" *rolls eyes and laughs* "Arn't you glad I'm back I mean all these male voices" *shakes head* "It's just not the same is it" *laughs* "Well I was talking to a friend who inspired me to write this song" *looks at certain members of the band and then smiles at piller randomly* "It's about a girl whos so hooked on this bo- on Voldemort but she dosnt want to be on the dark side anymore. But shes to far in to back out"


It's like you're a drug
It's like you're a demon I can't face down
It's like I'm stuck
It's like I'm running from you all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It's like the only company I seek is misery all around
It's like you're a leech
Sucking the life from me
It's like I can't breathe
Without you inside of me
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize I'm never gonna quit you over time

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me

It's like I'm lost
It's like I'm giving up slowly
It's like you're a ghost that's haunting me
Leave me alone
And I know these voices in my head
Are mine alone
And I know I'll never change my ways
If I don't give you up now

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me

I'm hooked on you
I need a job
I can't take it
Just one more
I promise I can deal with it
I'll handle it, quit it
Just one more time
Then that's it
Just one more to get me through this
I'm hooked on this
I need a job
I can't take it
Just one more
I promise I can deal with it
I'll handle it, quit it
Just one more time
Then that's it
Just a little bit more to get me through this

It's like I can't breathe
It's like I can't see anything
Nothing but you
I'm addicted to you
It's like I can't think
Without you interrupting me
In my thoughts
In my dreams
You've taken over me
It's like I'm not me
It's like I'm not me

*finishes the song and smiles at the crowd although shes crying just a little*

Sweaty Stealth grabs the mike again and grins at Romance.

"Grandpa indeed! See me after class!"

He turns to the crowd...

"OK, witches and wizzes - after that sadness it's time for some downright misery! It's earwax loosening time again. Here's Romance with Hiss's version of The Real Me!"

This goes to the tune of The Who's the Real Me...

Stealth launches into the guitar intro, which strings together huge blocky power chords which come raging out of the speaker cabinets and assault the ears of the audience. He windmills his arm, jumps and kicks...

I went to the witch doctor
To get another shrink.
I had to tell her ‘bout my weekend,
But she never betrays what she thinks.

Can you see the real me, doctor, doctor?
Can you see the real me, doctor?

I went back to old Hogwarts
I said, “I’m crazy please me.”
Snape said “I know how it feels son,
’cos it runs in the family.”

Can you see the real me, Severus, Severus?
Canu see the real me, Severus?

The cracks between the Great Hall stones
Look like rivers of flowing veins.
Strange people who know me
Peeping from behind every window pane.

The girl I used to love
Lives in Gryffindor house.
Yesterday she passed me by,
She doesn’t want to know me now.

Can you see the real me, can you, can you?
Can you see the real me, can you?

I ended up with the Dark Lord,
Full of lies and hate,
I seemed to scare him a little
So he told me that I’d have to wait.

Can you see the real me, Dark Lord, Dark Lord?
Can you see the real me, doctor, doctor?
Can you see the real me, Severus, Severus?

Can you see the real me?
Can you see the real me?

Fated improvises a guitar outtro - Stealth kicks in with him and than takes over. They have subtley styarted to play the intro to My Generation, by The Who, another Hiss cover with lead vocal by Fated and backing vocal by everyone else.




People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don’t you all f-fade away (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
And don’t try to dig what we all s-s-say (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m just talkin’ ’bout my g-g-g-generation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don’t you all f-fade away (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
And don’t try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m just talkin’ ’bout my g-g-generation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Stealth goes off into a long instrumental passage in which can be heard familiar riffs from many well known rock anthems... He evtually winds back to...


People try to put us d-down (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Just because we get around (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
Things they do look awful c-c-cold (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I hope I die before I get old (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don’t you all f-fade away (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
And don’t try to dig what we all s-s-say (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m not trying to cause a big s-s-sensation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m just talkin’ ’bout my g-g-g-generation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

Why don’t you all f-fade away (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
And don’t try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)
I’m just talkin’ ’bout my g-g-generation (talkin’ ’bout my generation)

This is my generation
This is my generation, baby

*smirks at Sleathy and picks up her mic*

"Did I not just say we were tired of male singers" *eyes Jesse* "I mean didn't you guys miss me at all?" *looks around and hears crickets* "Oh I see how it is" *laughs* "Fine well then I will just have to torture you with my singing" *laughs again*(Unwell by Matchbox 20 with a few tweaked words too it)
"This song is called Unwelll"


All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on the walls
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something

Hold on
Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown
And I don't know why

But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me

I'm talking to myself in charms class
Dodging glances in the corridor
And I know, I know they've all been talking about me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind


But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon he'll come to get me
Yeah, he'll be taking me away


But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be

Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell

~Fated revs his guitar up for the next power rock ballad song, his eyes narrow a little and then he steps up to the mike and starts to sing~
<I>
No More Light-

The time has come, on this day
Let the past, just float away.
No more tears, I've left to cry
No more light within my eyes...

From now on there will only be... stormy skies....

Stormy skies....Yeah!!!


I embrace the darkness within
I won't walk into the light again.(again)
Nor will I fly with angel wings up high!(up high)
No no no more clear blue sky
No more wiping tears you cry!
No more light...No no more light!!!!!!!!!

Our days are now as dark as night
Shutting out all the angel's light
Instead of love there is just spite
from everytime we have a fight...(a fight)</I>

~the guitar howls as Stealth and Fated both harmonize with a guitar duo ~
<I>
I embrace the darkness within (darkness within)
I won't walk into the light again.(again)
Nor will I fly with angel wings up high!(Ohhhh up high)
No no no more clear blue sky (no sky!)
No more wiping tears you cry! (no cry!)
No more light...No no more light!!!!!!!!! (no no no more liiiiight)


I embrace the darkness within
I won't walk into the light again.(again)
Nor will I fly with angel wings up high!(up high)
No no no more clear blue sky
No more wiping tears you cry!
No more light...No no more light!!!!!!!!!

No more light....No...more.....liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight</I>(fade out)

~Fated then takes his guitar and slams it to the stage floor, shattering it into a million pieces~
~Everyone is silent and still as Fated lifts his head with a cold gleam in his eyes as he says in an almost low, chilling, menacing like tone.~
"No...More....Light"
He and the rest of HISS stand there silent a moment, before looking to each other and smirking with a nod to each other. It's clear that their darker themed now and lovin it~~~

~With a quick reparo spell Fated's guitar is fixed and he picks it up, ready for the next song smiling now~~

Skyla peeks in to the slytherin concert feeling like a traitor to her house band, though while she still supported ravenclaw, she was drawn to the music. Her ear muffs were on but she could still hear - and started to headbang lol

*Caro stares in shock at Jesse. "This is scaring me a bit, sweet and innocent Jesse is a dark guy... scary." :D

Stealth slams out the intro to yet another dark song, Creatures of the Night, by Kiss...

The Hiss cover is voiced by Romance....

Searching in the darkness, running from the day
Hiding from tomorrow, nothing left to say
Victims of the moment, future deep in doubt
Living in a whisper till we start to shout
We're creatures of the night, we're creatures of the night
Breathing in the madness, spitting out the lies
Searching for an answer, keep your alibis
Don't know where we're goin', just know where we've been
Remember when the clock strikes twelve, the losers always win
We're creatures of the night, we're creatures of the night

Searching in the darkness, running from the day
Hiding from tomorrow, nothing left to say
Gathering up our courage, ready for the fight
Howling in the shadows, till we start to bite
We're creatures of the night, we're creatures of the night
We're creatures of the night, we're creatures of the night

::Etta began to search for a mosh pit as she bopped her head to the music.:

"Go HISS, YOU ROCK!!!!!"

*Caro fills her glass with some cold coca cola and sits down on the floor*

"I just cheer from here... GO HISS, WOOOHOOO!!!" *throws her fist to the air and grins*

Stealth has a word with Severus and Fated, who both nod. Fated passes the word to the rest of Hiss as Stealth takes the microphone.

"OK, securiwizards, lock the doors! It's speech time - and we've turned Fated's mike off!"

This gets a big laugh...

"Witches and wizzes - this is the Battle of the Bands and tonight is all about the music!"

Huge cheer.

"Tonight we forget our petty rivalvries - we all know who's best, anyway!"

This gets a laugh.

"Tonight is about coming together and sharing what we have learned - sharing the sounds that we make... I'm so very happy to see so many guests from other houses in the auditorium - I hope they are loading up on merchandise!"

Another laugh.

"I also hope that they are enjoying themselves. Anyway, that's enough from me...

Huge cheer.

"....so the show is going on with another muggle song, one that is already about magic without any need for us to twist the words.

"I'd like to dedicate this to a lady who I know is in the audience - a lady I don't know very well, but one who seems to appreciate the music. Caro, this is for you, Mujer Mágica Negra - Black Magic Woman - by Santana."

He steps back and nods to Fated, who starts the twisty and mystic sounding guitar intro to the piece. Stealth takes lead vocals, with everyone else providing backing...

Got a black magic woman
Got a black magic woman
I’ve got a black magic woman
Got me so blind I can’t see
That she’s a black magic woman
She’s trying to make a devil out of me

Don’t turn your back on me baby
Don’t turn your back on me baby
Yes don’t turn your back on me baby
Stop messing ’round with your tricks
Don’t turn your back on me baby
You just might pick up my magic sticks

Fates takes a short solo, improvising on the theme.

Got your spell on me baby
Got your spell on me baby
Yes you got your spell on me baby
Turning my heart into stone
I need you so bad, magic woman
I can’t leave you alone

Stealth diverges into a solo that has a similar mystic sound to the introduction - but the beat is subtlely changing...

Suddenly Severus crashes his drumsticks on both crash and ride cymbals. Fated launches into the familiiar intro to Jimi Hendrix's vesion of Hey Joe. Stealth stays on vocals backed by the rest of the band.

Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun of your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand, oh
I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Yeah, I'm goin' down to shoot my old lady
You know I caught her messin' 'round with another man
Huh! and that ain't cool
Huh hey Joe, I heard you shot your mamma down
You shot her down now
Hey Joe, I heard you shot your lady down
You shot her down in the ground yeah!
Yeah!
Yes, I did, I shot her
You know I caught her messin' round messin' round town
Huh, yes I did I shot her
You know I caught my old lady messin' 'round town
And I gave her the gun
And iIshot her
Alright
Shoot her one more time again baby!
Yeah!
Oh dig it
Oh alright
Hey joe,
Where you gonna run to now where you gonna go
Hey Joe, I said
Where you gonna run to now where you gonna go
I'm goin' way down south
Way down to Mexico way
Alright
I'm goin' way down south
Way down where I can be free
Ain't no one gonna find me
Ain't no hang-man gonna
He ain't gonna put a rope around me
You better believe it right now
I gotta go now
Hey, Joe
You better run on down
Goodbye everybody
Hey hey Joe

Fated plays a muted solo based on the chord porgression as Stealth speaks into the mike.

"Shall we stay in the Sixties?"

"Yessssss!!!!" scream the audience.

Stealth nods at Fated, who approaches the mike. Stealth attacks his SG and starts working his wah pedal at the same time. His guitar makes the chukka chukka chukka sound that heralds the introduction to another Hendrix classic, Voodoo Chile Slight Return, not for the faint hearted! Hey, but this is Hiss! There's not too much in the way of lyrics, but it is a great vehicle for Stealth to generally show off and prance about like a big sweaty ninny.

Well, I stand up next to a mountain
And I chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I stand up next to a mountain,
Chop it down with the edge of my hand.
Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island,
Might even raise just a little sand.
’cos I’m a Voodoo Chile,
Lord knows I’m a Voodoo Chile, baby.

Stealth launches into a long solo, trying to be as Hendrix sounding as possible.

I didn’t mean to take up all your sweet time,
I’ll give it right back to you one of these days.
I said I didn’t mean to take up all your sweet time,
I’ll give it right back one of these days.
And if I don’t meet you no more in this world
Then I’ll, I’ll meet you in the next one and don’t be late, don’t be late.
’cos I’m a Voodoo Chile, Voodoo Chile,
Lord knows I’m a Voodoo Chile, hey hey hey.
I’m a Voodoo Chile, baby.

Fated then plays the outtro solo, sounding remarkably similar to Stealth.

The audience show enthusiastic appreciation and settle back for some more!

*Jess grabs her water and takes a swig giving pillow the look from behind the water that says "Me-you need to talk" then she goes back to her mic ready for them to rock there way into the next song*

~Before going into the next song, Fated takes the mike, and grins as everyone knows how Fated likes his speeches~~~

"Slytherins, Hufflepuffs,Gryffindors, and Ravenclaws, it's nice we're all here enjoying each other's company and rockin together, I just wanna say that we all rock as students as well as friends"

~Everyone nods and grins as Fated continues..

"I know you guys expect me to make this into a long drawn out speech but nah..not tonight. Tonight, we're gonna party!!!!"

~The crowd shouts joyously~

"So, anyway, this next little number is a song for ALL of us, to show that we harbor nothing but happy feelings towards the other houses.."


~Fated nods to Stealth who starts a cool nifty tune, as Fated takes the mike in his hand and walks to the edge of the stage and starts singing~
<I>
Hogwarts Experience Unity

We may be from houses, divided into four
But we all know what's in store
And together we can acchieve more
Hogwarts Unity of four!

Ravenclaws are witty and smart
Hufflepuff's where friendship makes a start
Gryffindors are brave, who see it through
Slytherin's cunning oh yes its true

We have classes, and work and duels
but our minds are the greatest tools
And Hogwarts Unity is the key

Hogwarts Experience is Unity, It is the key, Hogwarts unity is the key!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ravenclaws are witty and smart (ravenclaws)
Hufflepuff's where friendship makes a start (hufflepuffs)
Gryffindors are brave, who see it through (gryffindors)
Slytherin's cunning oh yes its true (slytherins)
</I>
"EVERYBODY SING WITH US!!" Fated shouts smiling as the crowd waves their hands in the air~~
<I>
Ravenclaws are witty and smart (ravenclaws)
Hufflepuff's where friendship makes a start (hufflepuffs)
Gryffindors are brave, who see it through (gryffindors)
Slytherin's cunning oh yes its true (slytherins)
</I>

"LET ME HEAR YOU SING YOUR HEARTS OUT!!" Fated shouts happily~~The crowd sings their hearts out~~
<I>

Ravenclaws are witty and smart (ravenclaws)
Hufflepuff's where friendship makes a start (hufflepuffs)
Gryffindors are brave, who see it through (gryffindors)
Slytherin's cunning oh yes its true (slytherins)

Hogwarts Unity....Hogwarts Unity (elfie brought us together)

Unity!! (helped us unite)
Unity!! Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh whoaaaaaa yeah!!!!

Ravenclaws are witty and smart (ravenclaws)
Hufflepuff's where friendship makes a start (hufflepuffs)
Gryffindors are brave, who see it through (gryffindors)
Slytherin's cunning oh yes its true (slytherins)

Hogwarts Unity....Hogwarts Unity (elfie brought us together)

Unity!! (helped us unite)
Unity!! Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhh whoaaaaaa yeah!!!!</I>

~Fated holds out the last note till he fades out ~

The crowd erupts into a loud applause~~

Pillow grinned as they finished the song.

She walked backwards towards Jess, pretending to be fixing the amp on her guitar.

"What?" She mouthed at Jess.

"Yay, i got a song dedicated to meeee!!!!" *Caro cheers and starts to jump up and down of excitement*

"YOU'RE MY IDOL, STEALTH!!!!" (rofl) "And you too, Jesse!!" she continues and grins.

oh wow we rock!!!!! :D

Hiss take a quick break to recharge with cooling drinks... As Fated is walking back to pick up his Flying V, Stealth tackles him from behind, picks him up and throws him bodily into the crowd, who howl with delight. He then dives after him.

They manage to get back on stage about five minutes later, both looking rather flushed. There are several rips in Fated's teeshirt and there are what appears to be smears of lipstick on various parts of Stealth's bare chest and back.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuude, that was radical!" exclaimed Fated.

"It certainly was!" agreed Stealth. He put his hand into the cargo pocket of hs black combat pants and drew out an item of intimate female apparel, which he hooked over his microphone stand. He picked up the mike.

"Gonna blast your ears again. Give it up for Kitty on keyboard as Hiss cover Speed King!"

Another Deep Purple classic. Kitty swings into the short keyboard intro. Romance sings.

Good Golly! said little miss Molly
When she was rockin' in the house of blue light
Tutti Frutti was oh so rooty
When she was rockin' to the east and west
Lucille was oh so real
When she didn't do her daddy's will
Come on baby drive me crazy, do it, do it
I'm a speed king - You got to hear me sing
I'm a speed king - See me fly


Saturday night and I just got paid
Gonna fool about, ain't gonna save
Some people gonna rock, some people gonna roll
Gonna have a party to save my soul
Hard headed woman and a soft hearted man
They've been causing trouble since it all began
Take a little rice, take a little beans
Gonna rock and roll down to New Orleans
I'm a speed king - You got to hear me sing
I'm a speed king - See me fly

Kitty takes off into a short but intricate keyboard instrumental break

Good Golly said little miss Molly
When she was rockin' in the house of blue light
Tutti Frutti was oh so rooty
When she was rockin' to the east and west
Some people gonna rock, some people gonna roll
Gonna have a party to save my soul
Come on baby, drive me crazy, do it, do it

*Screams* i just touched fated and Stealth!!!!!! i think i migth faint!!!!! *slaps face* must carry on rocking to HISS!!!! COME ON YOU GUYS!!!! :cheers:

*didn't take a part in the squealing crowd when jesse and stealth were thrown into the audience*

"Oh well, i'm special!" ^^ (rofl)

*tip-toes towards the door and sits down against it*

"Go HISS!!!!!" shouts over the crowd and lifts her coke to them. "Cheers!"

~Fated then steps up to the Mike~

"Well peeps, we're almost at the end of our show, But I'd like to thank all the houses for rockin tonight with HISS. Thank you and we had a great time. I'd also like to ask that you welcome a very special guest who made all of this possible. Give it up for ELFIE!!!!!"

~Fated goes over where elfie is hiding behind the curtain of the stage and pulls her out by the hand and shows her off to the screaming crowd~~

"WITHOUT ELFIE, NONE OF THIS WOULD BE HAPPENING SO LET'S HEAR A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR OUR AWESOME HEADMISTRESS!!!~~~

the crowd goes wild~~

"AND ELFIE IS GONNA SING WITH US IN OUR LAST NUMBER-
<I>

AN EXPERIENCE TO REMEMBER-


Now it's time to say goodbye to all our company
So let's make this an Experience to remember ...whoa yeah to remember
One and all standing here together!!!!!!!!!!!

Giving the chance
To sing at the Hogwarts Experience
Elfie brought us here, and together we will be
In House Unity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</I>

"EVERYBODY SING!!"
<I>

Now it's time to say goodbye to all our company
So let's make this an Experience to remember ...whoa yeah to remember
One and all standing here together!!!!!!!!!!!

Giving the chance
To sing at the Hogwarts Experience
Elfie brought us here, and together we will be
In House Unity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</I>

~Stealth and Fated play their guitars with passion as the music carries the entire place into a flight of happiness and wonder~

"Last time, everyone"

<I>

Now it's time to say goodbye to all our company
So let's make this an Experience to remember ...whoa yeah to remember
One and all standing here together!!!!!!!!!!!

Giving the chance
To sing at the Hogwarts Experience
Elfie brought us here, and together we will be
In House Unity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
</I>

~The song fades out~

"Thank you everyone for being here, we love you all. Thank you elfie-~Fated bows to her~ "And no matter what band wins this, WE ALL ROCK!!!!!!!!!!! Peace!"

~The lasers and smoke give a final fanale of sparkles, and effects before fizzeling out and the stage grows dark~~