Song Parody Challenge - closed

is it like this:?


Take your wand, and I'll duel
Tomorrow you're expelled
Hogwarts doesn't care what you do
When breakfast's under way
I'll get owls every day
And I hope there's no Howler today

In Year One Voldemort came
Year Two, Chamber's opened
Year Three, Sirius Black came for me
And Year Four, Quidditch Cup; Voldemort he came back
Barty Crouch tried to send me to him

I love Hogwarts
I miss it in June
Back to Dursley's
Holiday in ruins


for the tune "All My Loving" by The Beatles

How about this:


He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

To the tune of 1985 by Bowling For Soup.


Hermione just hit the wall
Thought she knew it all
12 classes every day
Never had time to play
Her dreams went out the door
When she went to Hogwarts School
Guess she can forget
About the family business

She was gonna be a dentist
She was gonna be famous
She was gonna help others out
When they got sick and ill
The Slytherin team, is now the enemy
Looks at her muggle life
And nothing, has been, alright

Since Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends, in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

She's read all the spell books
She knows every line
Expelliarmus and Lumos
Even Avada Kedavra
She rocked the Yule Ball
Not a big Rita Skeeter fan
Thought she'd get a hand
From Professor Twelawny

Wears the black robe, made of cotton
And whose the dog that guarding secret rooms
When did Neville start to like her?
Whatever happened to Viktor Krum

On the quidditch team

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

She hates Snape
Make him leave
When did Malfoy become his little pet?
And when did pixies, become a lesson?
Please make him leave!
Leave!
Leave!

And bring back

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who-must-not-be-named

Flammel and Binns
Way before McGonagall
There was Dumbledore and Flitwick
And Harry's parents were still alive
Her two friends in Hogwarts
They tell her that she's too smart
But she's still preoccupied
With He-who, He-who, He-who-must-not-be-named

A/N (Author’s Notes? More like Songwriter’s Notes…) So, S/N: Meep. I’ve written two. Dunno if that’s okay, but I love song writing/parodying! So, for the first one, y’all woulda known I’da parody something from The Sound of Music :D To the tune of Sixteen Going on Seventeen, I proudly present to you… ‘The Hogwarts Experience’… enjoy!

The Hogwarts Experience

There’s life on this site, not an empty page,
That we all love to post on
And so every night, when we’re free from that cage
That traps us all from our fun (from our fun)

It’s been over 2 months since we’ve started, and sometimes I like to think
That we are the best; we can beat all the rest, and have ourselves a good drink!
Professors try hard, they’ve made some good classes, and students have done them well
The easy ones and hard ones, creative ones and research ones, don’t show a school from hell!

And so let us show our feelings today
By singing this song out loud
Even though it’s a parody from a good play
It shows that we are proud!

We don’t need other people telling us how good we can be
We are The Hogwarts Experience, we are the greatest, you’ll see!

(Instrumental)

We have just one person to thank for everything that we see
She’s funny and kind, and has a great mind, and loves to dance with the trees!
She’s a li’l toughy, lovey and dovey; proud of what she’s achieved
She’s always so busy, careful but dizzy; when does she get to breathe?!

And so when you next come to this site
Shout out in this large crowd
That everything will turn out right
Because we are so proud!

We don’t need other people telling us how good we can be
We are The Hogwarts Experience, we are the greatest, you’ll see!

S/N: This next one’s to Kelly Clarkson’s (who, by the way, RULES) Breakaway. I think it was probably inspired by the fic series I’m writing at the moment… but it’s called Breakaway, too!

Breakaway

Grew up as a wizard, and when he turned eleven
He stared out the train window
On his way to Hogwarts, meeting friends of all sorts
They’d all try

Went into the Great Hall, and it felt like a real bore
’Til his name was called forward
Wanted to belong in, a house that would just challenge him
So in the hall, became a Ravenclaw

Chorus
On Hogwarts’ grounds he’ll learn how to fly
He’ll show his professors how hard he can try
And he’ll make a wish, won’t waste time, use his mind, and break away
Learning that magic is rife everywhere
It won’t be too long before he can dare
To take a risk, don’t be shy, live a life that breaks away.

He was kinda caring, sometimes a bit daring
So when he was in sixth year
He explored the castle, causing all but hassle
Professors tried to bring his mind inside

Chorus
On Hogwarts’ grounds he’ll learn how to fly
He’ll show his professors how hard he can try
And he’ll make a wish, won’t waste time, use his mind, and break away
Learning that magic is rife everywhere
It won’t be too long before he can dare
To take a risk, don’t be shy, live a life that breaks away.

He's working for the Ministry, helping them to really be
Better than what people expected
So, in his life he'd always see, always see, what he'd be, eternally

Chorus
On Hogwarts’ grounds he’ll learn how to fly
He’ll show his professors how hard he can try
And he’ll make a wish, won’t waste time, use his mind, and break away
Learning that magic is rife everywhere
It won’t be too long before he can dare
To take a risk, don’t be shy, live a life that breaks away

I don't mean to spam but SWIFT HOLY COW :O I LOVE YOUR SONG PARODIES LIKE CRAZY EEEE *huggles you and your song parodies*

Swifty! Evil! I used Breakaway from one of my songs too!

~Find A Way~ (Ginny's song)
You can make my heart pound
Whenever you turn around
I just don't want you to go
But it's always you three
Is there any room for me
I would wait

It's you I wanna hear 'bout
Is it me you ask about?
No, according to 'Mione
In the stands I'll cheer
You fly without any fear
I will wait, and I'll find a way

(Chorus)
A diamond ring, I dream of, you walk by
I'll join Quidditch, I'll show you I can fly
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way
I'm the young girl and you're the Chosen One
But I won't give up, someday it's me you love
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way

You fly around with ease
But you don't notice me
My heart fills with emotion
Brushing back my red mane
Your love I want to gain, but what to say?
I'll find a way

(Chorus)
A diamond ring, I dream of, you walk by
I'll join Quidditch, I'll show you I can fly
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way
I'm the young girl and you're the Chosen One
But I won't give up, someday it's me you love
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way

Following you through black doors
I'll fight in the Second War
After all this time, can you see me?
I just gotta be strong, gotta be strong
I'll find a way, today

Swifty! Evil! I used Breakaway from one of my songs too!

~Find A Way~ (Ginny's song)
You can make my heart pound
Whenever you turn around
I just don't want you to go
But it's always you three
Is there any room for me
I would wait

It's you I wanna hear 'bout
Is it me you ask about?
No, according to 'Mione
In the stands I'll cheer
You fly without any fear
I will wait, and I'll find a way

(Chorus)
A diamond ring, I dream of, you walk by
I'll join Quidditch, I'll show you I can fly
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way
I'm the young girl and you're the Chosen One
But I won't give up, someday it's me you love
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way

You fly around with ease
But you don't notice me
My heart fills with emotion
Brushing back my red mane
Your love I want to gain, but what to say?
I'll find a way

(Chorus)
A diamond ring, I dream of, you walk by
I'll join Quidditch, I'll show you I can fly
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way
I'm the young girl and you're the Chosen One
But I won't give up, someday it's me you love
But, Mione says, there's other fish, it's so strange
I'll find a way

(Chorus repeats)
I'll find a way...
find a way
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Next song, based off of "Dance Dance" by Fall Out Boy

One Chance
His best friend had survived the Killing Curse
I am a witch now, a study fanatic, and just way too young
Maybe they just like to wreak some havoc
No time to think anymore, but I can't just let them see me cry

Can't believe we are all friends now
Friendship filled with so many ups and downs
Omigod, could it be, that I like him?
Why does he make me wanna fly?

(Whispered-Harry)
Just tell him, Hermione

On chance
Go tell him, don't let him walk by
One chance
But, he is your best friend, Hermione
Chance
Can you let him know how you feel and share with him your feelings?

Be honest, come on, just let it all out
Can you do it? Let's go, just open your heart, spare it the ache

Can't believe we are all friends now
Friendship filled with so many ups and downs
Omigod, could it be, that I like him?
Why does he make me wanna fly?

Like it or not, girl, you just know that it's time
Isn't it him that you been dreaming of?

On chance
Go tell him, don't let him walk by
One chance
But, he is your best friend, Hermione
Chance
Can you let him know how you feel and share with him your feelings?

Like it or not, girl, you just know that it's time
Isn't it him that you been dreaming of?
Just slowly look up into his eyes of pure blue
You know you're just meant to be

On chance
Go tell him, don't let him walk by
One chance
But, he is your best friend, Hermione
Chance
Isn't it him that you been dreaming of? (Dreaming of)
Chance
Isn't it him that you been dreaming of? (Dreaming of)
Chance
Can you let him know how you feel and share with him your feelings?

One chance
One chance
One chance
One chance

Here is my song Parody of Monty Python's -I'm a Lumberjack :lol:

I'm a Slytherin

OHHHHHHHHH I"M a Slytherin and I'm okay
I study all night, and play Quidditch all day.

(He's a Slytherin and he's okay
(He studies all night and plays Quidditch all day.)

I seek the snitch, fly on the Pitch, and sing these funny songs.
I am the coolest seeker, even when I'm using tongs.

(He is the coolest seeker even when he's using tongs!)

Oh I'm a Slytherin and I feel great
I like to support all of my housemates.
I practice hard and do cool moves
And get awed by the crowd
I am the fastest seeker
and like to sing out loud!

(He is the fastest seeker and likes to sing out loud!)

Ohhh I'm a seeker and I get the chance
to play Quidditch at Hogwarts Experience
I like the school, and Elfie's cool
And man I love this place.
I make a lot of friends here
It puts a big smile on my face. :D

(He makes a lot of friends here
It puts a big smile on his face)

Oh I've got friends here and I'll list them now
I support the big Orange Cow.

(He's got friends here and he'll list them now
(He supports the big ...Orange Cow??? :suspect: )

Ohhh I like HE, yes it's true
Jess,Gin , Swifters I love you.
And also Pansy and Candy too
and caru, cheery and skull.
You all are entertaining
and keep things from being dull.

(you all are entertaining,
and keep things from being dull.)

Ohhh I've got more friends than I can count
I don't mean to leave everyone else out.
I love you all, you're friends of mine
but I can't name all 299!!

(But he can't name all 299!!!??????) :shock:


Sooooo I'm a Slytherin and I scream it loud.
I bet Potion's Master Snape is proud.
I work real hard, it's really true, and do more than they expect,
My goal here is to someday become a Slytherin Prefect.

(His goal here is to someday become a Slytherin Prefect.)



Heh okay, I may not win but hey I just had to enter this contest. :D

Jesse

TIME FOR CANDY PARODY-NESS!!

This parody goes by the tune of La Vie Boheme from RENT

This is the video that made me go crazy for it is this--HP style

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-FpkYSs98Y

THE HOGWARTS EXPERIENCE
(Hogwarts Experience Musical)


CANDY
Oh, clearly we are here to see our hippos

RANDOM PEOPLE(whisper in the background of the verse down there)
Hippos are cute, lala, we really love them
You are so awesome Elfie

CANDY AND PANSY
Now we sing, no one knew there was a choir
The late great hippo of Elfie Dumbledore(we love you)
In these classes when we
collaborate with work
In that big Hogwarts Experience
We dance around - you wet your pants too
The Hogwarts Experience

ALL
The Hogwarts Experience
The Hogwarts Experience
The Hogwarts Experience
The Hogwarts Experience


CANDY AND PANSY
The days of Apparition
Eating brownies, taking
Pomfrey’s healing potions
They need to experience-
To hippo-nate
To rolling in the rain
making cupcakes, dancing like LMAP
To making inventions, no attention
To learning more comprehension
To thriving for RPing,
Having detention, having communication
Oh, to mention, very much
Loving our dear Elfie and Snape
To flying your broom,
Come in and away past three classes, shoot
To foods - to no Froot Loops
To rabbit suits - to post-
To the Prefect Badge-
To passing our O.W.L s
To seeing no cuss for once…with our mods watching!!

ALL
The Hogwarts Experience, The Hogwarts Experience

JESSE
HEM HEM

PANSY
Hey Jesse - she’s my twinny

PANSY
Boo! That’s five Hansy ships, four Peville fanfics
Three Romione manips, two Dramione posters
And one Snamione with Michael Jackson

PADFOOT
EWW!

JESS
It’s just so WRONG

MICHAEL JACKSON
If you don’t like it

PANSY
And thirteen fanfictions of Hansy
Is that in here?

ALL
FIRE WHISKEY AND BUTTER BEER!

JESS AND PANSY
To intoxicated butter beers
Made in Knockturn Alley
To cheer, to breakdance, to sprint and jump and twirl
To feather, to pillows, to put furry stuff on you
To have cheesy corn with Jess and Pansy

CANDY AND JESS
Commotion, Destruction, to causing an explosion
Dramione, Permione(EW)

JESSE
Dude, I’ll cast crucio on you

CANDY AND PANSY
Hansy, to Harry, to Pansy when she’s in RP

CARORU
To a gold cage

GINNY
To an old page

JESS, PANSY, CANDY, KITTY
To smelly shampoo

JESSE AND PADFOOT
Dairy, Harry Potter and Draco

PANSY
Dan RADCLIFFE!

CANDY
RUPERT GRINT!

JESS
To the chatroom!

KITTY
To chacha, to salsa. Break Dancing, too?

JESSE AND CANDY
Why Draco and Becca went onto the roof top
To throw off(GASP!)Lucius

ALL
The Hogwarts Experience!

JESSE
Twinnies?

PANSY AND CANDY
WE’RE TOAST!(HARRY!)

MARIE AND SWIFTY
MODDIES!!

JESSE, PANSY, AND CANDY
My crucios, hansy-ness, Candy loves them,
Caroru is Jess’ pretty owl, MAN. (Jesse abandoned her!!)
Tee Hee, Elfie
Assignments, essays, homework
Holy comolli, I can’t think of anything, lalala
We love you Elfie!

ALL
To Gryffindor, to Hufflepuff, to Ravenclaw, Slytherin! (Hisss)
Our Moddies Rock - The best mods E-V-E-R
To so much pain - never knowing Jesse was there(crucio!)

JESSE
To THE ELFMEISTER

ALL
To Astronomy, it’s between the sky and me
To D.A.D.A

GINNY
Elfie!! Elfie!!!! Elfie!!! Elfie!!

ALL
The Hogwarts Experience!






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Yay! Hope its okay

(sorry I have to comment) OMFG (freaking gosh) CANDY!!! Thats soo awsome! cept Car is MY owl not Jesses! lmao CHEESY CORN and SMELLY SHAMPOO!! omfg I LOVED it! pure genius! I swear! GO CANDY!

I'm just a Gryffindor (Hermione's Song)
Sung to the Tune of Saving Jane's Girl Next Door


Beauxbatons Champion
She's known by everyone
There is no avoiding her beauty
She's got style, she's got flair
She's got fans everywhere
Tell myself that her head is empty
Maybe I'm just jealous
I can't help but hate her
Secretly I wonder if my boyfriend wants to date her





She is the champion I'm watching from the crowd
She is a dancer I'm always falling down
She is part Veela and I am muggle-born
She's Miss Français and I'm just a Gryffindor

Seventh Year Prefect
She charms hippogriffs
She was never alone in the library
Speaks five languages
Just so she can impress
Wizards from any country
Maybe I'll admit it
I do feel some anger
Everybody loves her but I just wanna jinx her

She is the champion I'm watching from the crowd
She is a dancer I'm always falling down
She is part Veela and I am muggle-born
She's Miss Français and I'm just a Gryffindor
Oh and I'm just a Gryffindor

I don't know why I'm feeling so unsatisfied
I would trade my smarts to be on the other side

She is the champion I'm watching from the crowd
She is a dancer I'm always falling down
She's Miss Français and... She's Miss Français
I'm just a Gryffindor...


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Doll Bases from Shouri

Oh, and I do realize that in book 4 Hermione is dating Krum, but she really wants Ron, so that's what I meant (My brother had to mention that it wasn't her actual boyfriend at that time).

I apologise for these truly terrible parodies. I've done two, because the first one isn't worth the paper it's written on...er...screen it's typed on

The School of Elfie Dumbledore to the tune of "Court of King Caractacus"

Oh, the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.


Oh the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.


Oh, the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.


Oh, the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches on the britches of the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches on the britches of the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.

Oh, the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches on the britches of the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore
Were just passssing by.


And if you want to take a picture of the fascinating witches who put the scintillating stitches in the britches of the hippos who put the powder on the noses on the faces of the students of the Hogwarts of the school of Elfie Dumbledore…

…You’re too late!

(Why?)

Because they just…passed…by!

Here is the original Court of King Caractacus so you can hear what the song really sounds like

The Site Warp to the tune of "The Time Warp"

It’s astounding, the site is teeming,
Madness, takes its toll
But study harder, not for very much longer
The profs have to, keep control

I remember doing the Site Warp
Singing, those moments when
The students would bug me and the warn button would be calling
Let’s do the Site Warp again…
Let’s do the Site Warp again!

A hippo’s jump to the left,
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight,
But it’s the hippo’s trust, that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Site Warp again!

It’s so easy, oh Harry Potter RPGeee me,
So you can’t be me, no not at all.
On another website, where members put up a fight
On this site, I see all
With a bit of a button click
You’re there so quick
And nothing can ever be the same
You’re part of the site now, you made the sorting vow
Let’s do the Site Warp again!

A hippo’s jump to the left,
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight,
But it’s the hippo’s trust, that really drives you insane,
Let’s do the Site Warp again!

Here is The Chipmunks version of the song, so you can get an idea of what it really sounds like (...sort of )