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My cat has just knocked herself by running into the window at full speed. She's nearly 2 years old, you'd think she'd know by now that Dolce is on the inside, Birdies are on the outside and no matter how many times she runs into that window she's not going to get them. Oh she's awake again.

Wow. My cat has started this new thing. The second we walk in the door, he's already on the floor in the middle of the living room, belly up, waiting for us to pet him.

He knows the sound of my boyfriend's car and the car door. It's so cute. I'll be sitting on the bed reading, and Easley King will be sleeping. Suddenly, I'll hear the sound of the car (it's rather distinctive). At that point Easley will wake and look around. When he hears that car door open (also distinctive as it's broken), he takes off running for the living room. He's my boyfriend's cat, even though I'm the one who buys his food and litter. Even though I'm the one who took him in and let him stay with me instead of in a shelter, he chose the guy who came into his life a month after I did.

Typical cat. Thankfully, my 3 know where their loyalities lie - with their bellies, since i'm the one who feeds them, my boyfriend is the one who tells them off when they are being very naughty!

When i was a kid we had a cat called Roger, a big fat ginger cat who was my bestest friend in the whole world, and he use to meet my mum at the top of the street every weekday when she was walking home from work, without fail he's be waiting for her. And when it was home time for us school children, he's wait at the top of the street for me and walk me to the front door before running off to the bottom of the street to wait for my brother who went to a different school than me. He'd sneak into my bedroom at night, hide under the bed and wait for everyone to go to sleep before crawling up my bed and sleeping under the duvet with me (which is what Dipstick does now lol) one night though, i was having a nightmare that a tarantula was walking up my leg, getting ready to eat me, i woke up terrified only to feel something walking up my leg, i lay there frozen and my heart almost stopped when this ginger paw boffed me on the nose ... Roger wanted more room lol.

Holly does this thing where she lays on the windowsill for about 45minutes, then jumps off and just flops in the middle of the floor, not moving, just playing dead, then when you walk up to her, she makes her noise and rolls onto her back and waits for her tickles. When Dippy wants his cuddles and strokes he lets you know by sticking his nose in your ear.

i lobe cats i do!

Aww no, bless your poor cats and hiss at the evil ones!

*is doing her HE DJ III votes*

These songs are so pants, the only one i like is the BFMV song, which i adore because i worship them, but omg these songs are BAD compared to the first ever HE DJ!

i REALLY wanted to use Lovegame by Lady GaGa cos its so outragous and funny but i thought it'd be too inapropriate. As soon as the music for Carrie Underwoods song started i like ARGH NO I'M TRYING TO ESCAPE THAT SONG! Cos i've played the death out of the song myself so now i hate it The Pink song submited ... now i adore pink, i really do, but urgh not that song. I really hate the fact that we have to give a truly awful song marks of like 10, it sucks, that rule really needs to be changed. If we don't like a song, then we should be allowed to express our dislike of it, not award it 10 and give the entrant false hope.

yeah i know but i don't want to give a song that is completely pants a 10 in general, i don't like a song i should be allowed to give it a 3, even if i've scored another song a 3. My boyfriend normally votes but when he heard the songs he like "i'm not voting" because of how bad they were.

*whispers* i like the new colours and background!

Yeah maybe i should tell Rai. Hmm, i'll think about it.

I've got nothing typed up onto the pc yet, i have my Ettie Skeeter half written in my notebook and my Celebsville intro, which i really need to type up and send to Kate so she can probably wee herself, and start on her part. And good lord i haven't done the Green Day Album review yet, although i have listened to it.

I'll have to do something about it today when i get home. I'm on a "training Course" for my boss, we've had a few serious complaints about a trainer on said course and i've been sent on it to establish whats going on and if theres any basis for the complaints, now, its a 13 week unemployment course and i've been on one before as a jobseeker, now i'm "undercover" WELL let me say this, i thought yesterday was a waste of my time, and that there was no reason for these complaints, but then i saw someone i recognised from when i did my 13 weeks 2 years ago.

There was this trainer named Rosa and she was vile. She was rude, stuck up, a complete Biatch, a bully and much more, her attitude to people who were unemployed was just wrong, she looked down her nose at us and said snide comments. Well, there she was yesterday, in all her glory, being the same woman i remembered from 2 years previous, but i have to gather evidance of her antics and i feel like i'm going to be on this whole course.

Don't get me wrong, i love working for Les and Carol doing this kind of thing, well, i love typing up their hand written scribbles and getting away with murder, painting my toe nails in the middle of meetings and having so much time off, i spend more time at home than i do in work lol, but, this investigation is the hardest because i know Rosa, i know what she's capable of and i think i can't last long on this course once she takes over my group, from Monday.

Lol he's the first of many, just think of all those celeb men you always wanted, you can have them all now! Lol.

*yawns*

Its too early for me to be away, i've been up since 6:30am, because before the course is the only time i can check my messages and facebook and twitter. I don't know how i will cope tomorrow, F1 Free PRactise and i will be missing it. *gasps*

I think I'm going to have a nervous collapse. I'm so glad I'm off tomorrow. With any luck I'll manage not to murder any guests or co-workers today. Let's see what happens.

I am so tired, i think my eyes are welded shut, thank god i only have to do half day today, my boss wants me to go into the office once i finish in the course but theres noway i'm doing that! I'm going to back to bed when i get home!

I'm killing my boyfriend. It's almost 2 AM. He said an hour ago that he would be leaving in a couple minutes. Guess who's still not even left yet.

Men and time keeping are so do not go together.

My boyfriend waits until i'm ready and waiting at the front door before he even starts getting ready!

Thank god its Friday! Nice lazy weekend for me.

hehe mommy, you should read Etta's story thingy...I think the pixie still wants to kill us...or we kill her XD

WE NEED OUR CRICKETS AND ALIENS!!!!

*huggles*

HAHA!!!

We should!!! The pranks on the Pixie would be funny XD

You should write them and we should plan them together XD

TEXTING MAKES THE BEST STORIES@!!!!!

Haha

poor mommy XD

SOY SAUCE ROCKS!?!?!

Why? Idk..I had nothing to eat on my steak for supper...SOY SAUCE TO THE RESUCE!!

Now...I have to eat it with everything...its sooooo good

XD

Lol, here's an idea for you both then, Stephy its your turn to turn Chatter into an article, but how about you do what you and vi want for Chatter instead, just make sure its Pixie introducing/stealing stuff ... i hope that makes sense, um, you could have Pixie steal your texts.

Meh my brain hurts. And there's more to come to the Celebsville Cannes A Calling .... I'm yet to reveal the madness which has ensured whilst Kate was trying to seduce Chris, bless her. Its not Celebsville unless something goes wrong

[colpor=blue]Okay lets see if I understand this. I'll have Pixie stealing our plans?? Like she'll steal our text messages saying what pranks were planning on and than she'll show them and at the end say how the prank turned out. Would I than have to steal from the thread too??[/color]

Yeah basically, and its your call if you want to steal from the thread, but you'd be stealing from page 13 up to where ever we are now, and if you do steal, you'll need to lock the thread whilst you steal re-opening it once you'#re finished, but its completely your call.

Yes Kate, you're right

*whispers*

The poor girl is deluded.

Who thinks I'll be committed for a nervous collapse before my maternity leave? I do.

Yesterday was SUCH a horrible day that today has to be a better day, if only by comparison. And so far...yep, nothing has happened. Excellent.

Oh! I did find a free valet thingy that one of my neighbors put out with a note that said 'take me.' That made me happy. Yay for free stuff in good condition!

I think if you were committed, they'd have meeeeeeee to answer to! Let me at 'em, let me at 'em!

I'm off in the bath, then i'll have some tea, then i'll watch Smalville, Dollhouse and Ghost Whisperer in that order, then i'll go to bed and dream happy dreams.

Hmm where's Vi, i want a new siggy .... hmmm if anyone see's her, grab her and hold her still until i return tomorrow ... and possibly feed and water her .... *sets Pixie after Vi*

ETTA!!!

YOU ARE EVIL!!!!

Getting that...thing after me!!!

*cowders in the emo corner*

I have the roly-poly-est baby ever. Luckily he sleeps when I do. That's good news. Either that or he never sleeps and I just sleep through the flips and whatnot. At least he stopped bouncing up and down on the bottom of my uterus.

Haha....my sister takes me phone during the day....


ILL HIDE IT FROM HER!!!!! XD

We could start now!!!

NAW!!!

Im to lazy to put my phone in a service place XD

we could start tomorrow :D

HAHA!!!


That should be funny!!!

I'll bring the crickets XD

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

people will think we are on drugs, but i dont care. Cause we arent...well you will be but they were prescriped to you!

Okay okay, sorry Vi! But you know, you make a nice feature in the thread Anyways, will you makes me a new siggies with Bruno Senna, mmmmm yummy man.

*is supposed to be getting ready for interview*

urgh gotta run.

But..what...huh!?!?!


I THOUGHT THE GUY IN THE SIGGY UP THERE WAS YOUR YUMMY MAN!?!?!?!?!

Hehe, yeah I'll get to it...after I have had my beddie time.

Nico WAS my yummy man, but now i have an even yummier man Anyways, tis Bruno's big weekend race wise, so i need to show some love.

And thankies, you're a star

Would Etta still love Pixie if she steals her yummy men? Find out on The Pensieve's next edition. lol


I think I'll make a comic strip about this. xD
How does that sound to you guys?

i think that sounds great.

And Pixie wouldn't dare steal any of my yummy men, she knows i'm the only person who feeds her, her favorite food