Make a Wish

Make a wish, and the next person will grant it for you... but something must always go wrong.

To begin:

I wish it would stop raining.

GRANTED!! But then you'll be dehydrated and end up at St. Mungo's.



I wish the sun isn't hot.

Granted but then it's freezing and you don't have any jackets xD

I wish I wasn't tired.

GRANTED! Now you're always hyper, and don't even get tired but you got eye bags as big as squashes.




I wish I have a real house-elf. :D

Granted but he steals things and bites you! XD

I wish I had Nick Jonas as a husband XD

GRANTED! But it's either you're just his second wife, or he's gay. xD


I wish I have a twin.

Granted but your twin is evil and plays pranks on you nonstop!

I wish I had a striped umbrella!

GRANTED! but fairy godmother hear is not wearing her spectacles now, so thought that you have typed stripped in there, and gave you an umbrella whose cloth is stripped. Very useful, it is. xD


I wish to see my guardian angel.

Granted! But then because you saw her she disappears

I wish I had some yummy food to eat!

Granted! but it make you gain 50 pounds XD

I wish I had a new friendship bracelette

Granted but it breaks two minutes after you get it and you can't put it back together


I wish my phone wasn't dead

granted! but now its alive and it ran away from you.

i wish my brother would go to sleep

Granted but then he doens't wake up when you want him to later

I wish it would be a little cooler outside

Granted, but you have a personal rainstorm following you everywhere.

I wish my computer was faster

Granted but than it's so fast you can't keep up with it xD

I wish junk food wasn't so bad for you

Granted but now healthy food is bad and their is a horrible disease spreading from lack of veggies

I wish I could eat a cupcake

Granted but it tastes horrid so you stop eating it xD


I wish I didn't have to pack today

GRANTED!! But you have to do the packing tomorrow. xD


I wish my wish won't backfire. xD

Granted but then all your wishes don't so bad things start to happen o.O xDDD

I wish I could go swimming

Granted! but its in a lake full of man-eating alligators

i wish i could stay in bed today

Granted but then you become very energetic but can't get up

I wish I could get my nails done today

Granted but they look hideous and make you want to pull them off

I wish I could see my sister

Granted! But she'll not see you.



I wish you cannot think of ways for my wish to go wrong. xD

Granted, but then everything comes true and it causes world wide chaos

I wish I had a puppy!

Granted but they are two sizes small and give you blisters and look hideous on you.

I wish I had some Honey Nut Cheerios

Granted but once u touch them theyll turn to dust

I wish there was world peace

Granted, but unfortunately other people do not understand what it really mean. So, war still is on for them.


I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in the land apart.

Granted... but the dragons turn on you and burn u and then u go back to your original land this is apart... which will ruin ur perfect rhyme!!! bwahahah my plan is evil hahha xD


I wish that i had a bicycle that will fly and it never runs out of gas or blows up.... and it has an ice cream machine that never breaks or gets destroyed right next to it

Granted, but one day you were flying through the air and hit an airplane. You fell off and died XD


I wish I could go to the real Hoggywarts

Granted but ull start getting real Hog WARTS and become really ugly and nobody will like u so u leave the country and never come back again hahah XD

I wish that i had some popsicles

That's horrible ):

Granted, but they melt as soon as you touch them and you get all sticky

Whats ur wish?

Umm... i wish that i had all of the deathly hallows so i could be invincible

Oh snarfskis! I always forget to put mine in.

Granted, but you accidently break the Elder Wand and you are killed by your many enemies that you gained while flaunting the Deathly Hallows XD

I wish my phone would stop breaking

Granted but once it stops breaking the contract expires and you have to get a new phone.. which by the way keeps breaking like your old one hhaahah XD

I wish I was going into college instead of 8th grade

Granted, but because you didn't go to grades 8-12, you flunk every class you take.

I wish I could've done summer school

Granted, but then you feel so good that you go bungee jumping and the line breaks and you fall off of a 53 story building into a big vat of chili peppers and turkey legs.

I wish my brother would stop being a heathen.

I dont know what that is but GRANTED, instead he becomes a hedgehog and pokes you with his spikes.

I wish the weather was nice

Granted, you have more time but your internet connection fails so you cant log on.

I wish all my assignments were finished.

Granted, but someone else in the house drinks it all before you get even a sip.

I wish my brush hadn't broken.

Granted, but the touch screen breaks and you are stuck listening to the Barbie song on repeat.

It did, but unfortunately it was too late, world is now improving in slow mo. Poor world.


I wish my help was enough to those who needs it.

I wish i had some chocolate .

You get some chocolate, but it doesn't taste good.

I wish I could fly.

You can fly, but your wing just broke.

I wish i could eat whatever i want, but stay skinny.