Make a Wish

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Make a wish, and the next person will grant it for you... but something must always go wrong.

To begin:

I wish it would stop raining.

You can, but all he good food just vanished.

I wish I wasn't indecisive.

You're not indecisive. It's all in your head.

I wish I was a billionaire!!!!
(cha ching$)

You are, but you're not allowed to spend any of the money.

I wish I could hang out with people IRL.

Granted, but you end up getting sick.

I wish i had a boy friend.

Granted, but he's a horrible person.

I wish I had cookies.

Granted but they're made with cow poo

I wish that I never had anything go wrong in my life

Granted, but the wish back fires.

I wish i had a million dollars.

Granted but u have to give it all to charity

I wish I lived in paradise

Granted, but a hurricane hit and it is no long Paradise.

I wish i had the biggest library in the world filled with every book ever written, published, imagined, etc.

Granted, but it gets set on fire.

I wish I didn't have a reason to make a wish.

Granted but then u want somethig again and need a wish

I wish I was the smartest person alive!

Granted, but nobody likes you anymore.

I wish I had something better to do.

Granted, but then everything better only lasted 5 seconds.

I wish I had a DVR for real-life scenarios.

Granted, but once you run out of tape, that's it - there's no more.

I wish I had some cheesecake.

Granted, but it's onion-flavored.

I wish I had eaten breakfast.

Granted, but it was gruel, and it was either too hot or too cold - never 'just right'.


I wish I hadn't had to wake up early today.

Granted, but you'll have to stay up for the next 72 hours.

I wish I knew calculus.

Granted, but only ever for three seconds at a time.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but you can't spend it.

I wish my friends could hang out with me.

Granted, but you have to be locked in a plastic bubble.

I wish the election was over so I didn't have to vote. D=

Granted, but there's another election coming up anyway.

I wish all my poetry didn't sound so depressing.

Sure, but to make up for the deficit you have to write depressing songs.

I wish there was something better on TV

Granted, but all your favorite characters die.

I wish I didn't wake up so early this morning.

Granted, but you'll have to go to sleep early tonight.

I wish I could visit my friend.

Granted, but you're not allowed to talk.

I wish I could go to Hogwarts

Granted, but you have to take Filch's job.

I wish I had a better summer vacation.

Sure, but it's in Winter.

I wish I had some cheese.

Here ya go, but I'm afraid it's gone bad.

I wish it would rain.

Granted, but it's raining in Nepal.

I wish I were asleep.

Granted but you only sleep for a minute.

I wish I was done with my summer reading.

Okay, but you've got to re-read them 'cause you've forgotten.

I wish I had my slippers.

Okay, but then you dont' want them anymore.

I wish I could go water tubing

Sure, but the tube is only an inch long.

I wish I had some lunch.

Granted, but there is hair in it.

I wish my ear didn't itch.

Okay but now the other one itches.

I wish I didn't have to wash up.

Granted, but then you get caught out in the rain and get clean anyway.

I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted, but it's far too salty.

I wish I hadn't missed the first half of Emma.

Granted, but now you miss the second half.

I wish my dog could let itself back into the house.

Granted, but then it tries to take *you* out.

I wish it would finally rain here.

'K, but it doesn't stop.

I wish my friend would reply to my text...

Granted, but youre friend says something mean.

I wish i wouldnt haven to study for exams

'k, but you have to take double the exams

I wish I didn't have an assessment due tomorrow

Sure thing... it was actually due yesterday so its late

i wish that i was alot smarter

Okay but you can't prove it to anyone

I wish I were reading my book

You are and you're did it in a park, but then it rained, you got soaked and so is your book. Aww.


I wish I have a twin sibling.

Granted, but it's me! And now you're stuck with an overactive and uber hyper twin!

I wish I jump on a bed.

Granted! But its earwax flavor

I wish I didn't have to go to work today

Okay, but then you'll have to work on the weekend too.

I wish I weren't so sore

Granted, but now your paralyzed

I wish I could travel the world