The Owl Game

First topic message reminder :

Write an owl to one fictional character from the PoV of another fictional character. Any fandom.

To begin:

Dear Angel,

Your hair sticks straight up, and you're bloody stupid.

Love,

Spike

Hermione,

I would like to meet your acquiaintance at the Tea Shop in Hogmeade, on the eve of Halloween at 8 o' clock.

-A secret admirer

To Secret Admirer,

Why haven't I got one like you when I was still alive?



P.S. Your name sucks, by the way. Why not try having another name? Harry Potter perhaps?


-Moaning Myrtle

Dear Moaning myrtle,
Could you please leave Harry alone and get a life?
P.S stop bursting everyone's eardrums open.
-Ron Weasley

Ron:

How dare you say Hermoines name in the hospital.

What about me?

I love you Ronny...but now I can't stand you.

Hating you,

Lavender Brown

Dear Luna,

Why do you have so pretty hair and I have none?

- Voldie

Dear Voldie,
I thought I killed you already will you just disapear I mean you ruined my whole teenage life by trying to kill me and even though you are dead you are still buging me.
P.S. can I have my C.D back that I lent you?
Harry

Dear Draco,


I'd be delighted to have brunch with you, ever since Ginny and I broke up no one wants to see me, so even though I hate you I'm willing to look past it. Maybe we ould be friends one day,


Harry

Dear Harry,

Awesome, you can come over around 11 tomorrow. Don't worry I'll tell dad not to kill you,



From
Draco

Draco,

I'm sorry about your nose in 3rd year, lets be friends?



Love Hermione

Dear Draco,
We are kind of lost without you and are not quite sure what to do. Please let us be you'r hentchment again we have no lives without that.
From Crab and Goyle.

Dear professor sprout
I ate some earb plant thingy the other day and it turned purple tell me how to fix it before hermione finds out.
Ron

Dear Hagrid,
I think i'll pass unless they are buterflys by the time i get there. Harry should be able to though.
With appoligies Ron

Dear Ron,

I'm not going to see the Acromantula by myself. You are coming with me whether you like it or not. Quit Being a chicken!

With all my love,
Harry

Dear Harry,

Stop trying to make Ron do things he doesn't want to do. You know he hates spiders!

-Hermione

Dear Luna,

We're meeting up again for a DA meeting. Let me know what time you can sneak out. Same place as usual.

-Ginny Weasley

Dear Hermione,

I really don't get why you just won't go out with me! I mean, I'm like the coolest, most awesome, best person ever. So, come on and go out with me already.

-Draco

Dear Ron,

How do you feel about a round of butterbeer tonight? Drinks on me. I'll bring the cloak and we'll use the usual passage out.
Let me know.

Harry

Dear Mrs. Weasley,

I would like to inform you that I will be in need of assistance today from one of your sons. Any should do, it's just a minor problem that I need a Weasley to fix. You see, one of my employees is afraid of redheads and it's becoming a bit of a problem. So if you could send one over, that'd be perfect.

Thanks much,
Ludo Bagman

Dear ludo bagman,

I think that lord voldermort himself is targeting u as a next person to kill please be careful and cautious in what u do and DO NOT get urself killed

From
Cornelius fudge

Dear Cornelius Fudge,

I have it in good authority that Ludo Bagman is dead. Or, at least, a strange resignation came in from him today. In any case, we need a new head of department for him.

Love,
Delores Umbridge

Dear Umbridge,

Please come back and live in the forest with us. We miss you.

Love always,
Firenze.

Dear Firenze,

Did you remember to follow the stars? Or was that you I saw at the club last night?

Love,
Hagrid.

Hagrid,

If I find a blast-ended skrewt in my greenhouses again, I WILL act before I think.

Pomona.

Pomona,

You. Me. Hogsmeade. Next Saturday. Bring your mandrake.

You-Know-Who

Dearst You-Know-Who

I miss our weekly teas... when can I see you again? Will you dance for me like you used to?

Love,
Fenrir

Fenrir,

Why haven't you written back to me? Don't you still love me?

Love,
Luna.

Luna,

Your earrings are just lovely. May I borrow them??

Bellatrix

Bella,

The cat got out again. I thought you killed it last week. Do please take care of it.

Rodolphus.

Rodolphus,

Please send back the wizarding cards you promised for trading.



<3
A first year who sends an owl to a wrong Rodolphus.

Dear First Year Who Sent An Owl To The Wrong Me,

I shall never trade my cards. NEVER.
Don't make me have Bella come after you.

Rodolphus

Rodolphus,

My appologies, I was quite sure I had already taken care of the cat. I charmed him to become a tiger when he saw you next, and eat you up. Clearly I made a mistake, and will shortly rectify it so that I can finally run away with the Dark Lord without you following me like a pathetic, whining, muggle.

All my love,
Bellatrix

Bellatrix-
I'm going to kill you.
Watch you're back.
I am EVERYWHERE!
-HP

Harry Potter (aka The Stinky One)

I would appreciate it if you would do something about your smelly socks. When you leave them in the tent, it makes my bag smell of feet for ages (and that is a smell I could quite do without)!
It is hard enough having to hide from place to place every night in the woods without having to smell your feet the whole time we are wandering.

Sincerely,
Hermione

P.S. By the way, tell Ron the same thing, as I am still not speaking to him.