The Owl Game

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Subject: The Owl Game Thu Oct 12 2006, 12:21

First topic message reminder :

eew

Carr

i love you!

when are we getting married (lol!)

prinny

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:27

The Boy Who Shall Not Live For Much Longer,

Your offer of help, sadly, is of little interest to me. I wish to see you dead, not hire you.

- Lord Voldemort.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:30

Lord Voldemort,

But I wish to join you. I crave the power you can offer me. Take me into your clutches and make me yours!
ps. I think your lack of nose is hot!

Harry

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:31

Potter,

Kindly refrain from owling the Dark Lord. He's been locked in his throne room for the last half hour, screeching about wands and noses. Frankly we're rather tired of it.

Yours in blinding hatred,
Lucius Malfoy.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:34

Lucius Malfoy,

Have i ever told you that I find your wicked ways sinfully attractive??

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:34

Nancy,

The guy's old enough to be your father. Eww.

- Jimmy.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:36

Jimmy,

I don't think that bothers her in the lesst. I mean I am an experienced wizard with a ton of money. What giirl wouldn't love that??

Lucius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:38

Lucius,

You. Home. Now.

- Narcissa.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:39

Narcissa,

Sorry, you lose. He is mine now and theres nothing you can do about it! I heard Wormtail has a thing for you, why don't you send him an owl.

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:41

Nancy,

Who took the rink from the rinky-tink-tink? Who took the ram from the rama-lama-ding-dong?

Screw it. Let's samba.

Jimmy.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:43

Jimmy,
I thought you would never ask! Of coarse I would love to. Lucius does not hold a candle to your dancing!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:45

Nancy,

You've never seen my interpretation of Swan Lake sad

- Luci.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:47

Luci,

I don't care right now about your swan lake interpratation. I wish to dance the night away with Jimmy, the quidditch God. Now go and leave us in peace!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:48

Nancy,

There is but one Quidditch god, and his name is Krum!

- Karkaroff.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:50

Karkaroff,

Thanks for the doing the job. enclosed you will find the 30 galleons I owe you.

Krum

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:54

Krum,

You as much a quidditch God as Neville is! Now, be gone and leave real quidditch to the real men!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 18:55

Nancy,

Haven't I taught you ANYTHING about public relations?

Snape

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 19:01

Snape,

You know I learned it all from you. You are, after all the greatest wizard ever to live and I pledge myself to you most loyally.

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 11 2007, 21:33

Nancy,

a--a--are you a fangirl???

*backing away slowly* snape

(teehee, it's late and i'm not being creative!)

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 12 2007, 10:26

Snape,

I love you with all my heart, I hoped you could return this love,

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 12 2007, 11:55

jenn!

how could you do this to me???

*cries and breaks down*

sirius is mine!!

aliza

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 12 2007, 12:30

Aliza,

you are suppose to do the person at the end of the letter when you play this game. i.e.:Nancy; I love you, Aliza, or Nancy, I like your shoes, Aliza. This is the way the game is played...

Dani

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 12 2007, 20:30

Dani,

I'm going to cut off your head!

Holly the headless horsewoman! (lol)

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 12 2007, 21:49

Holly the headless horsewoman!

Several days ago you chopped off my head in the chatbox. If you don't mind, I would like it back. How do you expect me to dance the Samba without a head?

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sat Jan 13 2007, 07:17

Nancy,

The samba needs no head. DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN SAMBA SCHOOL?!?!

Jimmy.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Wed Jan 17 2007, 05:52

Jimmy,

You are so right! I forgot. Been a little preoccupied lately!! Now, shall we continue to dance oh mighty quidditch God??

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 18 2007, 16:43

Dear Nancy,

How dare you call him the all-might quidditch god?!!!

Love,
The ALmighty Quidditch god,
Percy Weatherby

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 18 2007, 20:23

Percy,

Please enjoy this sample of our new product- George, shouldn't we tell him it hasn't been tested -NO FRED- Fine, it's your head, not mine -as a sign of our love and appreciation of all you have done for us. Please owl back if anything, for example, brightly colored rashes, itching or burning come after trying the product.

Sincerely,

George and Fred Weasley

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 09:21

Fred and George,

Haven't I told you that stuff is dangerous?!?!?! He might be your coldhearted older brother, but even he doesn't deserve being experimented upon. Stop this madness immediately!

Your angry mother.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 12:00

Molly,

I must tell you that I find your son Ron incredibly handsome and I wish to marry him someday. I hope the age difference does not bother you.

Tonks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 13:03

Honey,

Don't you love me anymore? So it's true - I AM old and poor and sad... and now I'll be even more of that, living without you is like living without oxygen! So I might die.

Remus

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 14:51

Remus,

Must you be dramatic all the time?

Sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 15:06

Sirius,

Are you intercepting the owls Remus sends me? *shock!* In any case, be discreet about it, I don't want people to find out about what's going in my relationship with Remus - those fanfics are mad enough. And yeah, I love RON! - J.K. just didn't get it right.

Tonks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Jan 21 2007, 21:41

Tonks,

I'm only intercepting the ones that will break his heart, you heartless creature! Can't you see you are ment to be?

~~Remus~~

I mean Sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 21:58

Sirius,

Are you messing around with Tonks? I dunno, she kind of jumped when I mentioned your name...what's going on?

Remus

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 22:00

Remus,

I don't know what you mean? *innocent smiles*

Sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 22:02

Sirius,

what in MERLIN'S NAME have you been hinting at remus??? he won't even look me in the eye...what have you TOLD him?

you are so dead.

Tonks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 22:05

Tonks,

Don't! He's not worth it, he has a right to know...about us.

Sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 22:41

Sirius!

Is there or is there not something going on between you and Tonks? For Merlin's sake...you're...you're her COUSIN!

Remus

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Mon Jan 22 2007, 23:03

Remus,

Well, technically Tonks's MOTHER is my cousin...so really...*whistles*

Sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 00:04

Sirius,

You got all the girls besides Tonks, it is UNFAIR of you to take Tonks too!

Remus

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 03:05

remus,

i'm sorry but i cant help being so goddamn schmexy!

but you can have her back eventually...when i declare my love to aliza

sirius

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 04:10

Sirius

You are officially on my list of people to kill now

Oh, and you're the only one so it shouldn't take too long before I get to you

Cheers

Tonks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 06:06

Tonks,

You touch even one hair of Sirius and I'll activate the atomic bomb in my living-room. XD

Yours sincerely,
Mad Sirius-fangirl number 1.4142135

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 06:26

Mad Sirius Fangirl number 1.4142135

muahahahaha

i am mad sirius fangirl number 1.0

that just proves i love sirius the most

Aliza

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 08:33

Dear Mad Sirius fangirl number 1.0,

1.4142135 is the approximation of the square root of 2. Which is evil! Square root of 2 conquors the world bwahahaha! So, my dear number 1.0, I am stronger and smarter and thus will charm him with my high-tech hypnotization ray! Fear meeee! *evil laugh*

Yours eternally evil,
Mad Sirius Fangirl number 1.4142135

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 10:41

Mad Sirius Fangirl number 1.4142135,

Can we maybe get together some time? I think we could find some common ground.

Lord Voldemort

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 10:59

Lord Voldemort

i'm currently available and well...i am voldie fangirl no. 21406420

so....sure!

when?

Mad Fan Girl

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 11:32

Dear Voldie fangirl no. 21406420,

You don't even know how much it warms up my soul to see I am loved by so many, so suddenly. But as my nature is rather evil I shall prefer to date Mad Sirius-fangirl number 1.4142135 because that would at least make somebody - in this case Sirius - unhappy. But you can try your luck with poor Neville, he's really an OK guy excpet of the fact that he keeps forgetting things and he might one day forget you even exist. In case my talent at divination hurt your feelings, the cards tell me you can still get the pizza delivery boy.

Yours truly,
Lord Voldemort a.k.a. Mr.- I - can - get -them - all - cause - I'm - so - charming.

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 13:27

Voldielocks!

Come and woo me with your charms! *winks*

Hermione

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:01

Hermione,

I have always admired you from afar and now I am ready to tell you that I lovies you and I want to marry you!

*hugs and kisses*

Wormtail

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