The Owl Game

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Subject: The Owl Game Thu Oct 12 2006, 12:21

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eew

Carr

i love you!

when are we getting married (lol!)

prinny

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:03

Wormtail,

Ewww! Go AWAY!

Disgusted Hermione

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:30

Disgusted Hermione,

That's right, he is like so totally gross! You know you are the perfect match with Harry Potter. The two of you are made for eachother! You should ask him out ...now... and if he says no go for Draco!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:33

Nancy,

Hey guess who? Glad to see you and let's crucio people again sometime. That was a fun date!

Jesse

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:36

Jesse,

I thought you would never ask!

*gets out her wand and puts on an evil sneer*

Where would you like to do the evil deed oh mighty Death Eater?

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:38

Nancy,

Could you stop scaring the children, please?

McGonagall

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:39

Nancy,

How about at the Yule Ball, maybe turn the snow into manure or something? Oh and let's Crucio Hermione and Ginny! Won't that be fun? By the way, the mailman won't deliver mail anymore. He said something about enduring torture not being a part of his job? Care to explain?

Jesse

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:45

Jesse,

Yes the ball sounds like a great idea but I think we shouldn't turn the snow into manure. Such a simple task would not be using our all mighty powers to their full potential. I say we find Hermione and turn her into a hippogriff and then call the exocutioner and convince him it is Buckbeak!

Oh and about the mail man...*evil grin*..I warned him not to deliver bills to my house but the useless idiot obviously does not know who he is dealing with. So what if I imperiod him and made him do the jig nekkid in front of the red hat society..xD

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:48

Nancy,

Yeah, you're right about us showing off our awesome powers. And the mailman, if he delivers one more bill, let's feed him to fluffy! Oh yeah you have some good ideas.

And I heard a rumor that Percy Weasley is going to ask you out!! Run!!!!!!!

Jesse

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:51

Jesse,

You will be very happy to know that Mr. Percy Weasley has already asked me out and I responded by using my mighty magical talents against him. Oh yeah, Molly Weasley has put up an award for the return of her sons missing head. Do not tell her that it is safely hidden in my freezer. MWahahahaha!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:54

Nancy,

I thought that frozen head looked familiar! You know it would look better on the wall just over the fireplace.

Jesse

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 16:59

Jesse,

You know, I was thinking just that..on the count of three I will race you back to the house! 1..2...3..go!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 18:37

Nancy,

Woohooo! I beat you!! Hahaha! Let's race again after we torture a few people

Jesse

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 23 2007, 19:27

Jesse,

You Shall NOT TORTURE AHRRY POTTER!

The overprotective,
Dobby

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Wed Jan 24 2007, 05:35

Dobby,

Don't worry about the kid, save yourself! Long live SPEW!

The Bloody Baron

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Wed Jan 24 2007, 21:32

Bloody Baron,

Seriously why are you covered with blood? I'm dying to know. Not literally of course.

Dumbledore

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 10:52

Dumbeldore,

You're already dead. And anyway, the story is too long to tell. But the short verison of it: it involves a married woman and her brutal husband.

The Bloody Baron

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 14:12

Bloody Baron

Why are you so scary?

Sir Nicholas

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 14:15

sr nicholas

would you like to be nice? cua i tried it and its creepy

bloody baron

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 14:17

Bloody Baron

Well, YOU'RE Creept..all covered in blood...

Sir Nicholas

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 14:41

st nic

well you see i cant help that...but me being evil lessens the creepyness. if i'm nice i'm more creepy so really i'm doing everyone a favour by being evil

bloody baron

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 15:03

bloody baron

Stop picking on other ghosts!

Myrtle

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 15:25

Myrtle,

BOO! - oh I wanted to scare you to death but OH - I forgot you're dead already... remind me a bit... what happend? You crying, then those yellow eyes and - poof! - Myrle is doomed to an eternity in a toilet! Whooopsy-daisy!

Peeves, the one and only Hogwarts poltergeist

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 16:39

Peeves

You disrespectful, nonsensitive, little prat!

Hermy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 19:16

Hermy,

HA! Haven't seen you be called that since the Grawp incident back in your fifth year. How are things? So Ron and you had a wonderful time on that second (or was it the third?) honeymoon, very glad to hear it. I'm still here in the forest, it's getting quite boring now that Grawp has settled down a bit.

Random Thestral

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 19:21

Dear Random Threstral,

I hope Grawpy hasn't been botherin' ya'. I hear 'ee's a good lad now. Let me know if 'ees any trouble.

Hagrid

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Jan 25 2007, 19:41

Hagger

I be Good!!

Grawp

:D :D :D

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 06:18

Grawp

grunt grunt grunt some more

(translation: i love you!)

random giant chick

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 07:39

Random giant chick,

You marry me?

Grawp

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 08:15

Grawp

I thought you liked mione

Hagrid

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 14:05

Hagrid,

I think that you have Grawp all wrong. He does not love the random giant chick nor Hermione, he loves me!

Firenze

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 16:18

Firenze,

Me love everybody!

Grawp

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Jan 26 2007, 16:53

Grawp,

That's a lie! You told me you hated me last Wednesday!

The Heartbroken Squid

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sat Jan 27 2007, 14:16

Dear the Heartbroken Squib

Don't worry 'bout Grawpy, I'm sure 'ee still luvs 'ya. Maybe 'ee was juss a little upset

Hagrid

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Tue Jan 30 2007, 06:06

Hagrid,

I thought you were the one gauring my last horcrux! Stop playing with that mental giant brother of yours and get back to your job! If you do not I shall have to get my sweet Hermione to show you just how naughty of a witch she has become!

Hopelessly in love but not too impressed Voldemort

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Wed Jan 31 2007, 17:17

Hopelessly in love but not too impressed Voldemort

do you want to go see a movie on friday?

Hermione

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Feb 01 2007, 11:03

Hermione,

Of course, as long as it's a romantic comedy with a happy end and no violence.

Voldielocks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Feb 01 2007, 17:45

Voldielocks

did you break my chair??

Littlest bear

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Feb 01 2007, 18:08

littlest bear,

Pick on someone your own size!

*tears*

voldielocks

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Feb 02 2007, 06:53

Grawp,

Wanna battle, huh?

Littlest bear

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Feb 02 2007, 07:23

Littlest bear,

Who in heavens name are you?? Have we met before? And, is that Winky's tea cozy you are wearing?? She will not be impressed, nope, nope. I is going to tell the great Harry Potter you is a theif!

Not so impressed Dobby

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Feb 02 2007, 07:36

Dobby,

*snifff* *cries* Y--yes... that IS Winky's tea cozy.. Oh nooo, Winky is so unhappy! *cries a little more* Where is myyy firewhiskyyy? *sobs*

Winky, the unhappiest house elf who ever set foot into Hogwarts

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Feb 02 2007, 07:40

Winky,

Due to some recent events, especially the one where you did a table dance for the Slytherins in the Great Hall during the Christmas feast, I have decided to ban you from further drinking firewhiskey. You may now have pumpkin juice only, it is a much safer alternative!

Dumbledore

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Fri Feb 02 2007, 07:48

Dumbledore,

Evil old man! Why won't you *sobs* let poor Winky drink firewhisky? It's the only *sobs* drink that keeps me alive!
*retreats into dark corner and cries*

Ever-crying Wink-yyyy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sat Feb 03 2007, 08:29

Winky,

Meet me at 9pm this evening at the Shrieking Shack. I will give you your hearts desire. The only thing I ask that you do for me is that you agree to become my personal house elf. I heard you were a sensation with a dust mop. I shall see you this evening!

Nancy

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sat Feb 03 2007, 10:28

Nancy,

Hogwart's house elves won't be taken by the students to do their dirty work! Get your own house elf or do the cleaning yourself! And if I catch you with that firewhisky, I'm personally appealing to the headmaster to re-introduce those medieval torturing methods!

Ever disgusted Filch

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Wed Feb 07 2007, 21:07

Fitch,

She couldn't take my winky anyway, she's been doing my dirty work for a long while. And sides thats MY firewhisky Nancy's been knicking.

Dani

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Thu Feb 08 2007, 10:53

Dani,

I will tell this to your head of house - and expect to be in trouble! Both of you!

Filch

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Feb 11 2007, 11:47

Fitch,

stick it where the sun don't shine

Dani

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Feb 11 2007, 13:16

Dani

How come you haven't returned my calls?

The Badger

Subject: Re: The Owl Game Sun Feb 11 2007, 13:24

Badger,

I'm sorry sweetheart, my phone time has been shortened to almost nothing by that evil flitch! I shall call you as soon as I get a chance.

Dani

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