HEBB: The Diary Room

"Hello BB. Ah, you were tanning. Of course, BB can relax on vacation while innocent souls are being evicted. I completely understand.

Thank you for taking such good care of us, BB, and also...erm...the wards cover the entire house and grounds, correct?"

I have a few points to make clear here... aheeem!

Okaaay, so, this rum bottle *waves the rum bottle in the air* well, i got it personally, I REPEAT; PERSONALLY, from Captain Jack Sparrow! You think i'm gonna give it away? *shakes her head wildly* NOOOO!!!!! ^^ ...There's his phone number too xD

When will BB end? Yep yep, that's my second thing...and last, for that matter. For now! :D

"o dear BB, people are mad at me! dancing is mad at me cuz i unpetrified marie and carr is mad at me cuz i told you about the alcohol in the house...but it wasnt my fault that i was bored and hyper was it?"

"o and hit lists....well people have created hit lists, the first person on the list being the first person people want to get nominated...and the list goes on"

"BB i cant cope with people hating me!! i really cant! i dont want to leave!"

::prinny broke down into tears::

"Hello, BB. As you can see, several housemates are becoming quite hysterical...I did always think all that hyperness would have to turn into something else...anyway, don't forget the sunscreen, dear esteemed BB. Metal attracts sun, you know that, of course."

::streams pulled out a book and began reading it quietly.::

Can we post more than once before you answer back???? *wonders*

hope you're having a fun tanning weekend! lol ^.^

Hey BB I was painting a picture but messed up. Do you happen to know where another canvas is? I'm working on oil painting sceneries.

"BB! why arent you answering me! do you not know that its not safe to do this to a young girl!"

BB! *cries* Are you sure she can't come back?

You want Jack Sparrow's number? I shall think about it over a glass of rum ^^ Three winners? Why three? Why not one, two or four? O.O

"Hello, BB."

::streams looked up from her book, titled 'How To Save Yourself Without Losing Your Head.'

"Erm...curses? Ookay...the thought seems to amuse you, BB. Do you find it funny when people get hurt or ...erm...die?"

::streams then clapped a hand over her mouth, shocked at what she had just said, and sank into her armchair, trying to disappear.::

BBBBBBBBB i'm scared! they've evicted jess!!!!
and now marie's nominated????????

"BB!!! can you please tell everyone that i didnt take away the alcohol EVEN THOUGH you wanted me to?" ::pleaded prinny:: "everyone seems to hate me for it!"

Wellll, let's just say there are lot of 'arguments going around the house, but I'm not one to blab.

And Big Brother please make the Dining Room stop spinning! I got brusie from crashing into the dining table! that hurt, you know! ^.^

BB I didn't know you could make the dining room spin! Could you do that to other areas of the house too??

Big Brother - wouldn't it be a much fairer system of play if those who haven't completed, say, three challenges in a row are automatically evicted? We'd still have the drama, but it would spur people on to win more if we weren't on track to end up with negative housepoints in the pot at the end.

Marie ran into the diary room.

"YES!!!"

Bb! I'd like to talk about the evictions... how come no one I ever want evicted is?

no, but still I mean really with my luck I'll be next to have my bags packed :(

"You bet I am!"

Nothing else really! just to say hi!! I'll drop by later!! ^.<

"Hello, BB.

"I didn't mean to say it quite like that...but BB did say he is looking forward to watching escapees grow three heads...so what was I supposed to think?"

Big brother" ::lifey sighed, sitting at big brother's hypothetical feet:: "why are so many GOOD people...like marie and jimmy and jess...being nominated....and in some cases voted off?? it's so silly! what if i'm next?"

Thanks BB could I request some Cat Nip also?

I have a few questions because I've resenctly discovered what the word omnipresent means....

Are you omnipresent? If so do see what's going on in the house at all times? If so I'm afraid to go to the bathroom if your watching.

Also If your a screen can you still be omnipresent? How is that possible? If you are a screen and omnipresent how do you see what's going on in the whole house all the time?

Okay BB. Hey BB have youg to a girlfriend? Its a FAQ you know.

Lol!!!! haha! You're funny sometimes Big Brother! I find you highly amusing!

So, how have you been today?

OMG BB i cant believe i almost got evicted **cries**

Scary thought...hummm....

So you do see everything? Well then lets test your memory...

1-What color is my bed and who is my bed next to?

2- How many kittens did my cat have.

3-How many people asked for a kitten? Give names.

BB this a test to see if you are what you say you are....

(lol Dancing XD I'm proud of you for that one *huggles daughter...though you should know, it isn't the greatest idea to provoke BB :D )

"Hello, BB. Does the escape hatch in the living room...(or was it dining room?)...still exist?

Erm...I'm asking, because of course, that would be a security risk...I mean, anyone can enter and harm us. So...erm...DOES it still exist?"

::streams tried to look innocent and mildly curious as she sat on the edge of an armchair.::

"Double B! What's up???????
I think I'll not tell you anymore if anyone tries to escape it brings me too many enemies..."

"Wise move, Rai," streams muttered.

"Hello BB. I hope you're feeling well on this lovely afternoon."

Big brother I have another FAQ from the viewers they wanted me to ask how does a screen such as yourself work? Is there a man behind the screen? a boy? a girl? a woman?

*sigh* the viewers are goign to be so dissapointed. Cause you beat me otu for fan favorite and thats the answer you give? *shakes head sadly*

"Hello BB.

Thank you for clearing that up. Incidentally, are you aware that certain flowers in the garden have been observed moving about on their own? They sort of wade through the ground...searching for what, I dunno."

*Pouts* BB your mean, I'd take your challenge but knowing you, you'd cheat.

very cold? You should try drinking some cappucino! It warms you riiiiiight up! I am very happy, Big Brother!!! I'm on Holiday for a whole week! I have to bake a big ol' turkey on Thursday morning!!! I can save you some? Do you like light or dark meat???

A bit random..lol..but we're all random at some point. So are you! ^.^

Big Brother Big Brother

:Lise looked worried:

I want proof that duck the duck, Amy of gryffindor, deputy head is alive!

"hey B amazing how some people just tease you and then try to escape i'm no implying anthying but
i'd like to see some PUNSIHMENT! MWHAHAHAHA"

::streams jumped when she heard Rai's comment and turned white.::

"Hello BB. You would never punish us, would you? After all, you care about us...and you told me you'd never hurt us."

"Not that I believed that," she mumbled, "but whatever."

::Jenn came in and sat down carefully on the sofa "BB I have a question abot the 7th challenge. When you say luxury...what exactly do you mean? Do you mean laptops and cell phones? Or anything like beds and the toilet, the necessary stuff?"

Marie entered the diary room.

"I have a question about the alphabetical challenge... if the people who are in front of us in the list do not post, does it penalize us since we won't be able to post either? Cause it's a bit unfair..."

Brunette popped back in

"Not back yet? Hmmm...what are you up to, BB? Hope you're not plotting anything...0.o. Maybe I could be Big Brother while you're away!!!! What do you think? Except I'll be Little Sister!!!"

BB the viewers are more dissapointed in you, although for some reason your still fan favorite....

anyway they want answers and more of the show to be about you and less about us *sniffles*

BB I'm feeling very insecure due to my being up for eviction the other day.... :S

HEY BB DOES iCECREAM COuNT AS A LUXERY PLZ SAY NO AND CAN I COUNT MY BATHEROOM STUFF AS 1 BECAUS EiF i DONT THEn I WILL SMELL sorry for the yelling i am just a little we excited

~Runs back into the room crying~

"Big Brother, where are you!!!!"

"Hello, BB."

"Honestly, I think you need to investigate why your housemates have such violent mood swings...one minute they're partying, then I see them crying in a closet or corner of the garden...is there something in the water?"