HEBB: The Diary Room

Hello everyone

As Rai rightly guessed, I was playing the part of Aurelia Sapphire in the BB house.

I have to say, it was fun to play someone so nasty for a while, and your reactions to her was priceless!

So now that the Big Brother mole has been uncovered, let normal play resume :D

Ooooh...I was wondering about that...the moment of truth now and all, right?

oh dear...what a coward I was for not guessing the same...*sigh*

(but you know duckie you were not nearly subtle enough XD)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!

I knew it i knew it!

Oh Merlin I supose I shall be hated now...

a lesson to the masses: never try and figure out a mole while your boss is around XD

EDIT: Will we still lose the points because I guessed wrong? If so, I have a proposition for you. If I write an essay extolling your virtues, can you please not deduct the points?I accept that you will probably not accept, but it is worth a try...*sigh*

Big Brother, do you think I'm too quiet?

BB do you think that the next eviction will go well?

Oh and BB? Can we get some cleaners in here please?!?!

HOUSE ELVES!!!! NO!!!! DO NOT FALL INTO THE TRAP OF SLAVERY!!! *shakes fingers* Big Brother, dear, slavery in any form is wrong...these house elves must recieve pay and fair elf rights before they step into the house!!!

"Glad I'm not up for eviction in this new way ofvoting for the first time. Let's see how things will turn outto be..."

"Hello, BB. I am glad I was not put up for eviction...and I shall put up that essay Monday/Tuesday of next week, if I am still around to do so. I suppose it is a good thing I made BB laugh...."

EDIT: Hello, BB. I found some extra time this evening, and composed the speech earlier than planned. BB seems to have found it a bit too long, and I apologize in advance. Consider this, however: When it comes to praising BB, there are no limits.

--*takes deep breath*--

“Hello, everyone. Big Brother has allowed me the tremendous privilege to make a speech completely about him. Normally he is quite humble, of course, so this is a rare opportunity to show my appreciation for all the good that Big Brother has done, and continues to do every day. If you would all be silent for a few moments, I will begin.”

--*waits while people shift in their seats and glance anxiously around for the nearest exit, but the doors have been bolted for the duration of the speech.*--

“Thank you, good housemates. I shall now begin.

“Big Brother is magnificent, Big Brother is superior, and Big Brother knows all. BIG BROTHER IS BEST.

“This statement, once uttered, will spread throughout the nation, reach across the planet, and echo into outer space, until there is not an atom in creation which does not acknowledge the truth in this fact. Most of us, including myself, acknowledge this without a murmur of opposition.

“But there will always be housemates who question--and curiosity, though it sometimes kills cats, I am told--is not discouraged under Big Brother’s tolerant and benevolent eye. So for those of you among us who have not yet been tor--*clears throat and glances at ceiling*--suitably enlightened, I speak thus.

“I say this for those of you who, despite all the obvious proof that is displayed before you every day of your life, dare to ask, ‘why.’

“Why? Why do I--*voice trembles slightly*--believe that Big Brother is supreme? With Big Brother’s permission, I will detail exactly why I believe so, and why YOU should as well.

“Have you never wondered why Big Brother’s title is exactly that? Why is he not called President, or King, or Elevated Leader?

--*glances around expectantly*--

“That is because Big Brother’s name defines his role in our lives. He is the perfect example of how a Big Brother should be; he is kind, caring, mischievous at times, and protective of his younger siblings.

“I am not just doling out a bunch of clichéd compliments, however. I have personally lived through Big Brother’s kindness and caring, teasing and refuge.

“Recently, one of my beloved dogs, I believe it was Spike, was trapped behind the ward beyond the garden wall. Though Spike would have managed to find food on his own, I doubt he would have survived for long because of the strong love he has for me. He would have died of utter loneliness if left behind the ward for too long.

“When I went to Big Brother and stated my problem, in tears, Big Brother wasted not one moment. He asked not one question, but when I returned to the bedroom, there in the middle of the room was my beloved Spike, smiling and wagging his tail.

“Big Brother likes to have his bit of fun though, like every mischievous Big Brother, and I do not begrudge him this. I understand that his job is a taxing one, and he is perfectly entitled to lighten up every once in a while. I am sure it amused him to see me running from the vultures and the crocodiles he placed in the garden, and I survived whole and relatively--*small cough*--unharmed.

“But besides for the trivial things that Big Brother does sometimes to amuse himself, he is extremely protective of us all. Anything that might threaten our well-being or safety, for example, an escape window--*stops for a moment to sigh*--is instantly removed. Big Brother keeps us from getting too lazy by setting all sorts of creative, intellectually stimulating challenges, and Big Brother is always available to help any of us housemates with anything we might need.

--*lights begin to blink and shut off one by one, and the doors finally open. Housemates begin subtly getting up and leaving*--

“Big Brother also--*lights shut off completely, and room is plunged into blackness*--ah. I believe I have taken advantage of this privilege. In closing, I would like to thank Big Brother for all he has done, and continues to do. And I think it is marvelous that he gives housemates the opportunity to speak even after they are de--*coughs*--evicted.

“Thank you all, and remember, BB IS BEST.”

--*streams leaves three unread papers on an armchair and gropes her way toward the exit.*--

"does this mean we can have our wands back" traci sniffed before bursting out crying " I WANT MY AMBY BACK PLEASE I nEED HER IT"S SO SO EMPTY" she wailed "WHY MY TWINNY" she sank into the cough crying

Big Brother, I find lately that I need my wand...could I possibly trade something for it?

"BB was i that much nominated by other housemates? Cuz i did the challenges and the nominations on time!

Second why there's no challenges?"

"B you know what? the house's so quite right now that if i get evicted i think i will not miss that much. they've managed to silence the house. the invisible tricked us, defeated us and i have to admit won us!"

"Question if I od now my thrsday nominations even if i get evicted tomorrow will they still count? Cuz i don't wanna leave without causing a mess!"

3 edit I made

"B I trust you to make sure my curses have some effect!"

Thank you BB! You're the greatest! :D

Traci huggeled her wand still crying "BB why must we run out of icecream but now i have my wand dont worry about" she looked into the screen "i want amber" she said braking around the edges

"Hello BB. I'm glad you liked the speech...thank you for being so very kind to us...

yeah, right. it's all for show

...and is there some way I could have just one chocolate bar? just ONE? because I gave that up in my luxury challenge and I really am having a very hard time withdrawing from the chocolate...I've taken up meditation, but still...every time I see a chocolate bar I just start shivering all over...I can't stand this..."

Big Brother dear, why don't you just PAY the elves (of whichever kind)!!!!! I shall accept them only if they recieve fair treatment.

"B why are you delaying my pain..."

Traci skips in "ok so i am over amber leaving and i was wondering if i could get presents and give them even though i not in the secret santa??"

"BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB where are you?????????????????
Don't you love ua any more? Btw have you saw that only 5 persons are playing their superhero and overall posting??' we should not pe put up fro eviction snif snif"

"yes exactly, BB. I agree with Rai...for a change...also, I really want a piece of chocolate...can I have just one bar??? please???"

"i cant do some of the superhero challenge so yeah..." *8kicks computer of wich i own** "it wont let me"

BB Christmas is long gone have you frogot about us?

Big Brother! Where have you gone? *looks around* Are you hiding? Cause I'll find you! Maybe you should take my offer about me taking your place!! hehe ^.^

"BB where have you been?"

::prinny began humming to herself::

"you know i never thought i'd get this far. i always thought i'd get evicted earlier."

::prinny waited for BB's response::

"you know the house is pretty quiet now...not much drama anymore"

"SAY SOMETHING!"

BB what do you mean by last challenge? does that mean wi'll only have one more eviction?

and for the challenge does the cover and index count as a page or we have to do it but it doesn't count?

I should have asked this before you dissapear for long god's know

the people evicted don't have to the challenge right?

I was going to ask the same. What happens to those who got evicted? Do they not do the last challenge?

Big Brother I come asking the same question (although I am assuming that the evicted dont do it)

BB!!!!!!!!!!! How long
anyway as i can leave any moment I wanted to talk to you one last time

I've done my best for us to win the challenge my mind is clean

and I loved all this experience see ya!!!!