Make a Wish part 3

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granted but no-one else was so it was pointless cuz you had no-one to stuff with

i wish...i didnt eat so much - i feel so bloated

granted but it was cool for everyone but you

I wish that the party had went better

GRANTED! But it had a lame leg, and you couldn't ride it.

I wish I had a pair of rocket powered rubber slacks.

GRANTED! But anything you touch will turn to gold.

I wish I had the power to see through walls.

NOOoooOOoo

GRANTED!

But you're in charge of the sewage processing plants.

I wish I could climb mountains.

GRANTED!

But it's already been destroyed by global warming.

I wish I had a tortoise.

GRANTED!

But you're the goddess of dust mites and lint.

I wish I had an army of zombies.

GRANTED! But your kryptonite is oxygen.

I wish I had a never ending beer glass.

granted but you break it

I wish my concert was farther away..

GRANTED

But your travel costs rise by 500%

I wish I had a monkey butler.

Granted, but it ends up being in Irak and everyone but you dies. (o.o)


I wish..My cousin, my sister, my best friend and I could physically be in the video game kingdom hearts end never had to leave or never had to get out!

Granted but he smells like butt,

I wish I had something to drink.

Granted... but its moldy milk.

I wish for world peace. ( ;-D aren't i a good person? lol)

Granted but now everyone is boring so you decide to blow up France.

I wish I was watching Jericho

GRANTED!

But the DVD skips.

I wish I could salsa.

Granted but you never do it right

I wish I could Tango

Granted
but you break your leg (knocks on wood) and can't dance anymore

I wish I could be blunt and tell someone something without beating around the bush..

(lol sorry if it's confusing didn't want to be specific as it's someone on this site lol)

GRANTED

But you tell a skinhead he's ugly and he kicks your arse.

I wish I had three more wishes.

Granted but I steal them..

I wish i didnt have to do the dishes

Granted but your little brother (if you don't have one use your imagination) does them and he brakes them all so for the moment you are dish-less. dunn dunn dunnnnn.

I wish the HP world was real *dreamy sigh*

Granted but all the characters are ugly and deformed.

I wish I knew who Jenn was talking about..

Granted, but you find out it's you! *gasp!*

I wish I had my own personal Starbucks in my room that never runs out of Starbucks stuff.

Granted but it breaks down and all the stuff is worthless now.

I wish that my computer would stoping stupid.

Granted, but now its to smart, and it outsmarts you and your family. Using your house as a world domination base! (Uh oh) Planning to blow up the whole world!



I wish my cat could have kittens!

Granted but she only has one.

I wish my fingers wern't so greasy from that chicken wing I just ate.

Granted, but now they're sticky.

I wish I neeever had to grow older then 18!

Granted but now you're never able to graduate high school :O

I wish my eye wasnt so messed up

granted but now your nose is! sorry! oops!

I wish my sister was nicer!

Granted, but now she's one of those sisters who are way to mushy and kiss you all the time(Even infront of your friends!!)

I wish I could be a video game designer!

Granted-But now you can't stand video games!

I wish that I was a real witch.

Granted but then I keep singing it all the time

I wish I wasn't doing so bad in Geometry

Granted but now you suck at reading

I wish dinner was soon!

Granted but then you choke on it

I wish that Thanksgiving was today!!

Granted but Now it's tommaro as well.

I wish I had some butterbeer.

Granted but you spill it all over

I wish i wasnt so tired

Granted but now you can't sleep

I wish I could find some decent pictures

granted but none of them are of you!

I wish to end world hunger!

(You're so sweet!)

Granted, but now you're always hungry and can never eat enough!

I wish I wasn't madly in love with a video game character..

Granted but now your in love with your mom. LoL sorry!

I wish my sister would stop talking

Granted but now you don't

I wish I could learn to watch what I say

granted, but now you can't hear what you say.

I wish that everyone was rich.

Granted but then they all smell terrible (well I couldnt think of anything)

I wish I wasn't cold

Granted but now your forced to live your life alone... muahahahaa

I wish I didn't have a cold