Make a Wish part 3

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granted but no-one else was so it was pointless cuz you had no-one to stuff with

i wish...i didnt eat so much - i feel so bloated

granted but someone would throw a bucket of water over you.

i wish i could type with one hand

granted but then something happens to cause both hands to fall off so you have to resort in typing with your nose! (I have no idea where that came from) tehe!

I wish Movie 5 would come sooner

granted but you couldnt see it because of....stuff

i wish my neck wasnt hurting

Granted but now your whole body does

I wish I could stay on the computer for more than an hour

Granted but then your fingers hurt because you are on all day!


I wish that Slytherin would win a quidditch game!

Granted! (lol can't argue with that one lol :p)

I wish I never met him

Granted but now you meet someone worse :P (sorry 'Nisa)

I wish I could get on the computer earlier

(nah it's ok)

Granted but it crashes

I wish I wasn't so angry and bummed out right now

Granted but now you're asleep?

I wish I didn't have only an hour on here....

(lol)

Granted but then you have too many and can't use them all

I wish I could forget

granted but then the battery dies on you

I wish That I powned captain jack (the pirate)

Granted but then you lose him

I wish my phone would ring too

granted but you drop it down the loo

I wish I didn;t own captain Jack (uses reverse Phsycology)

Granted but then you never do?

I wish I were in a more cheerful mood

Granted and then happy elves come and make you more ahppy

I wish no one in the world was sad

Granted! I can't argue with that lol

I wish I wasn't so lost in chat all the time

Granted but tehn everyone leaves chat so you are alone

I wish I could travel the world without money being a worry

Granted but then you get stuck in the jungle lol

I wish I weren't so bored

Granted but then the bordem bug coems and eats you

I wish I wasn't so random

Granted but then you get boring

I wish I he would say something

urm...granted...but...urm *shurgs*

I wish I could think of soemthing to wish for

lol Granted but it's not what you really want

I wish I wasn't so dumb sumtimes lol

Granted.

I wish my hair turned out how i wanted it

Granted but then something else in your look goes wrong

I wish I could have a new years kiss

granted, but its not from anyone special

I wish I had given Johnny my number so I can see him again.

(Who cares i just want one lol :p)

Granted but then he lost it (aw that sux)

I wish I could see him for new years

granted but he ignores you


i wish i cpould figure out what i want

Granted! But then you miss your nephew!

I wish that it was warmer outside

Granted but then you melt

I wish it could've lasted longer

granted but now it lasted to long

i wish i had a better relationship with my older sister

granted but then she wants to do EVERYTHING with you and you get really tired of her


I wish i wasn't so hungry

Granted but now you're thirsty

I wish that David and me were going out again

granted but he hates you

I wish my mom didn't play the oboe!

Granted but now she plays the flute very badly

I wish I didn't have man troubles

Granted but instead you have woman troubles!

I wish I had more ice cream

Granted but it melts

I wish I didn't spill water on my self

granted but you spilled soda instead

i wish i had a pool

(me too)

Granted but the water freezes in the new ice age before you can use it

I wish I wasn't so warm

Granted but now you're freezing

I wish my internet had been fixed sooner

granted, but then the sound speakers blow out

I wish my dad would get home with the food soon.

Granted but then he drops it all as soon as he comes through the door

I wish I weren't so confused right now

granted but now you know nothing

i wish i had a different history teacher

Granted but this one is worse than your previous teacher

I wish I didn't have CCD and church tomorrow :S

wish granted, but now you have CCD and church everyday but sunday.
i wish i lived in a box in NYC and lived off of outcast pennies, buying my meager bread, then i die of pnuima! [or however you spell it ;)] TRY AND MAKE THAT ONE WORSE!

Granted, but now you have to go though all of that with....UMBRIDGE!! *dun dun dun*

I wish my feet weren't cold.

Wish granted, but a star is implanted into your foot, which in 10 seconds supernovas, therefore you destroyed the solar system
I wish I had the perfect cookie. And could eat it.

Granted, but someone walks by and eats it before you get the chance to.

I wish that I had a Kingdom Hearts Organization XIII cosplay costume and tickets to an Anime Convention.

Granted but then it gets stolen from you

I wish that I had my essay already written