Christmas/Holiday Parodies

You guys know how much fun it is to read/write parodies right? Well with the permission of the awesome amy and swifters, I am proud to bring you this thread for the holiday season. Everyone can make parodies and have fun! Check out my first one and add your own!!!!!

"A Christmas Crucio"

Twas the night before Christmas
And all around HE
Not a person was stirring
except for just me.

And being Head Boy
I was making my rounds
Up a few floors
and working my way down

The staircases shuttered
something didn't feel right
Were we destined to fight Voldy
On this Christmas eve night?

I pulled out my wand
not taking a chance
The noise on the roof
made me take a duel stance

And just when I felt
like a hero at best
I felt a slight tingle
come right from my chest

And this uneasy feeling
was too much to ignore
so quietly I crept
out the main castle door.

The blanket of snow
that carpeted the ground
kept my footsteps from making
any loud sound.

The night was dark
and the wind was so still
but the hair on my neck
was all I could feel

And then there was movement
though barely at all
and I thought I saw a figure
climbing up the stone wall.

He was dressed in red clothing
and on his shoulder hung a bag
he looked like a homless guy
but not wearing rags.

And then through the ceiling
that chubby guy fell
I winced for a second thinking
"That didn't go too well"

And so I rushed in the castle
my steps no longer silent
But I had to be cautious
incase this guy got violent

"Oy you!" I shouted
as brave as I could
But he chuckled at me asking
"Have you been good?"

And I froze as I thought
about all I had done
throwing Caru in the oven
man, that was such fun!

And recalling a moment
without even a guess
I remembered how angry
that I had made jess.

And then I noted all
who had felt my crucio curse
but I shrugged it all off thinking
It can't get much worse.

And as the guy began unloading
his hefty old sack
he put presents for all the site members
in a nice tall stack.

I took a glimpse over and
the names I saw
couldn't help putting me
in a state of aww.

Elfie and Amy and swifters too
elana, aliza, streamers and illy's too.
Nancy's and Austin's and even Jimmy's
and dancing's and emma's and Raisty's.

I went through so many
I couldn't remember all the names
but I wanted to see
all the toys and new games.

Lilyflowers and WL's and there was Mick's
and Etta's and Marie's,Gin's and jenn's.
I couldn't help reading through names
over and over again.

But then I realized
that something was missing
well besides not seeing
all the happy couples kissing.

I suddenly pouted
and then I glared
He'd forgot about mine
shows how much he cared!

So as the man dressed in red
poured all the gifts out
I was tempted to rant and rave
and shout.

"No, now just wait."
I said to myself.
"Maybe mine's just forgotten,
or left on the shelf"

But that dream was shattered
when the guy started to speak
and his breath-man
it sure did reak!

"Jesse, my boy.
I have watched you all summer
You've earned no presents."
Man that was a bummer!

"Why do you say that?
What are you saying?
I've been good all year
Stop this game you are playing!"

He shook his head
and turned and walked back outside
where I follwed cuz I wasn't
letting him hide.

But as if by magic
he rose off the ground
he landed on the roof
with a single bound.

"Hey get back here!"
I shouted.
"You can't do this to me!
"I'm very important right here
at HE!"

But he simply just waved
as he got in his sleigh
and before I could Crucio him,
he flew away!

I heard his voice echo
as he flew off the site
"Merry Christmas to you
and have a good night!"

You think that's all the story
well you better think twice
cuz this is MY story
and I wasn't feeling too nice.

So he flew up in the sky and
out of my sight
"Oh no you don't you old geezer!"
I shouted with spite.

And then a blast from my wand and
the sleigh was earth-bound
the old guy cried out loudly
as he hit the cold ground.

"You wicked young man"
He spouted with rage
"You're as mean as a tiger
who's escaped from his cage"

All I could do is
stand there and laugh
as he grumbled and rubbed
the back of his calf.

"Now where are my presents,
I am sure that you know
cuz if you don't talk
You'll get a good crucio!"

He threw his hands up
and said "Fine you win! But
don't expect me
to come back here again!"

And he tossed me a wrapped box
then hurried to his sleigh
ready to take flight
along on his way.

The box in my hand
almost made me feel whole
..Til I unwrapped it to see
he'd given me COAL!

Then suddenly my body
felt aches and sharp pains
it lasted only a moment
but man I felt drained.

That sneaky old geezer
was a wizard I know
cuz he'd spouted out one word
"Crucio"

And I heard him laugh loudly
as he flew off with such speed
"Sometimes a good Crucio
is all that you need!"

XD well for thanksgiving we made a paarody from Rudolph the red nosed raindeer and made it into a Thanksgiving song so:

Billy the big fat turkey
had no where to go
and if you were that turkey
you wouldnt want to go
all of the other turkeys ran away and left him there
they just left poor billy
to be thanksgiving dinner
then one foggy thanksgiving day
daddy went outstide
he shot that turkey in the eye and billy had to die
then how the family loved them
as they shouted out for more
Billy the Big fat turkey
youll go down in my
TUMMY!
GOBBLE GOBBLE! xD xD xD

Your fav Death Eater is back again- and here's another little parody to give you a good laugh :D

(Parody of Up on the house top)

Stuck on the Roof Top

Up on the roof top
I must run
Swifters is after me
Help someone!
Here she comes with lots of whacks
I better run now and cover my tracks
Whoa whoa whoa
It can't be true
I just fell in a puddle of glue
and here I'm stuck in this HE spoof
freezing my bum on the HE roof

Whoa Whoa Whoa
I might fall
Help Help help Elfie hear my call
Up on the castle I am stuck
Glued my bum oh what bad luck!

Here comes Ginny and she's got the bleach!
Oh my god I hope she can't reach
I'd rather be old and lose my hair
than have my area glued down there!

Whoa whoa whoa
Put that down
seeing that bottle makes me frown
Stop right there hey I'm Head Boy
And dumping that down my pants
is Not a joy!

Whoa whoa whoa
here comes the snow
and my poor bum is getting cold
Up on the roof is where I will stay
so take that bottle of bleach away.

Whoa whoa whoa
I'm so stuck
On the HE rooftop
What bad luck
Up on the rooftop I will stay
Till Ginny takes that bleach away!

Well these aren't ones I've made up, just that I remember from when I was little:

We three kings of Trafalgar Square,
Wearing ladies underwear,
How fantastic, no elastic,
Might as well go bare.

We three kings of Orient are,
One in a taxi, one in a car,
One on a scooter beeping his hooter,
Smoking a fat cigar.


Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
and the joker got away.

Jingle Bells,
Batman smells,
Robin flew away.
The batmobile's got no wheels,
So they use it like a sleigh.

Yup your fav Death Eater is back to spread more Holiday cheer with a sequel to the smash hit- "Stuck on the Roof Top"

This one is called-

"Still....Stuck on the Roof Top" (yes yes how original haha)

Still Stuck on the Roof Top-

Stuck on the roof top
Yes, I'm still here
No one's seen me
for a year
I've been sitting here
all this time
Being forgotten is
such a crime.

Whoa whoa whoa
I'm STILL here
And it's been a pain
for my rear
Stuck on the roof top
get me off
I'm starting to freeze
and sneeze and cough

Whoa Whoa Whoa
I'm so cold
And my ears are
growing mold
Stuck on the roof top
Here I stay
While HE members
dance the night away

Elfie mummy
come get me down
before you and daddums
go leave town
I know you guys
are having fun
But don't forget
your only son

Whoa whoa whoa
I'm STILL stuck
on this roof top
what bad luck
Can't someone
take just a minute or three
and come up here
and unstick me!

Hey there goes amy
just flying by
she didn't even see me
I'm gonna cry
Being out here
stuck in the snow
I gotta go pee
Yes I gotta GO!

Whoa whoa whoa
this isn't right
being stuck here
day and night
someone please
come get me down
and make me smile
and stop my frown

I don't know how much
more I can take
This is no way to
treat a Slytherin snake
Yes we are sneaky
but that doesn't matter
Just please help me
I'm gonna lose my bladder!!

Whoa whoa whoa
there I go and -~stops~

~spoken~
Wait a sec...I wet my pants! But...I moved. Oh no...GAHHH.
How embarassing...THAT's just wrong!!"

~sings~

Whoa whoa whoa
I'm not stuck anymore
Good thing too
cuz I was so sore.
Stuck on the Roof top
Man that was tough
But it's over now
and I've had enough.
So into the castle
I'll go change my pants
and get ready for Quidditch
Those ravies don't stand a chance

Whoa whoa whoa
well that's the end
no more sticky situation
my friend
Stuck on the roof top
I'm not anymore
I'm being more careful
than before!

~bows~ And that's the end...

Yay!

Now, I know there's alot of manipulations of many christmas songs,

so this thread just go ahead and post the songs you've heard or what you think of people who do creat manipulations...

The one that I've heard that's very common is to Deck the Halls

Deck the school with gasoline flalalalalalalala
light a match and watch it gleam flalalalalalala
watch the school burn down to ashes, flalalalalalalala
Arn't you glad I played with matches? flalalalalalalalala

Lol, dancing, that's hilarious! lol I can't write a song to save my life... even if it is a manipulation lol

lol, that one's been around forever, I can't take credit. Blame my exboyfriend Conner XD

but I found another one.

Up on the housetop Santa Falls,
oh what a great noise of all,
children are waking and looking out,
here comes Santa Clause falling down,

ow ow ow! what a way to go,
ow ow ow! who would've known,
Oh up on the house top Santa Falls,
No more goodies, never at all.

Not as good, but blame Connor again

I've merged two topics together "Christmas Song Manipulations" and "Christmas/Holiday Parodies", as they were very similar in content

Carol of HE
(parody carol of the bells)

Hark how the bells
Casting our spells
all seem to say
throw cares away
HE is here
Bringing us cheer
to old and young
songs that we've sung
All day and night
we're on this site
Doing what we do
having fun it's true
We hang with the mods
what are the odds
they're just like us
no need to fuss
Happily we sing songs of good cheer cuz HE is here!
Lalalalalala la la lalallalalala la la

On the Quidditch Pitch
chasing the snitch
flying up and down
and all around
against the other teams
Fulfilling our dreams
Dueling in the room
making it go boom
spells flung around
oh how they sound
over there and here
pass the butterbeer

Happily we are gathered here to sing songs of HE cheer

Ding dong ding donnnnnnnnnnnnnng

(Okay I really don't know how the whole song goes so...:D )