The Things Moms Say

Okay we all have moms who tell us the same thing over and over. Don't you hate it? lol, where here are a few things my mom told me while I was still living at the house:

"Am I talking to the wall?"

"Going to a party? Leave a phone number in case I need to call."

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you right back out! " <---my mom's fav

"You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem."

"Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company?"

"Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!"

"I don't know is NOT an answer." <----another one of her fav's



Lol, that was just a few...anyone else? hehe

Oh my mom has too many... xD

"Could you atleast try to be normal?"

"Have you been talking with your dad!?"

"CAROLA VANESSA (surname), COME BACK HERE AND EXPLAIN!!!!" (the one she uses toooooooooo often..)

"Watch your language, young lady... AND DON'T SLAM THE DOOR!"

"I know that you're grimacing behind my back so stop it"

"Behave!"

"Is this what you call music!?"

"Do you even know the word 'organized'?"

"We should spend some quality time together"

"Good things come to those who wait"

"I'll be working late, and i wanna see my house just the way it is now"

"How was school?" (it's rather annoying when she asks that, school sucks, big deal xD)

"How was the party? Did you see any cute boys?"

"What did i just say?"

"Are you even paying attention!?"

"Told you so!" (she loves to be right... arrrrgh!)

...moms can be quite scary. >.<

The only thing that springs to mind that you haven't already said is "What did your last slave die of?" And I usually reply "exhaustion"... :D

My mom has WAY too many of these!!

"Do you think I'm made of money?"

"Don't go out with a wet head, you'll catch a cold!!!" (haven't caught one yet!)

"Don't walk away when I'm talking to you!"

"I don't care what everyone s doing, I care about what you're doing!" (she's this too many times to count!)

"If you can stay up late, you can get up early!"

"Look at me when I'm talking to you!"

"How can you have nothiung to wear? Your closet is full of clothes!"

AND the always "Who, what, when, where and why's"....when I try to go out and have some fun!!!

Tv will make your eyes square

Never run before you can walk

I'll wash your mouth out with soap

Well these are the things my dad says

"Don't give me that tone young lady!"

"Of course you're beautiful princess"

"Who was that boy you were talking to?"

"Wha'ts for dinner/lunch/breakfest"

"Don't roll your eyes at me!"

"We should have some father daughter time"

"Don't point, because there is always three fingers pointing right back at you"

"Slam that door and I'll yank it off it's hinges"

"I trust you, I just don't trust other people"

"Food," (when I ask about dinner)

"What do I look like? a Taxi?"

"Do I look like I'm made out of money? Amber don't even think about it-" (yeah it has to do with names XD the last part XD)

"What did you just say?"

"Close the door, you wern't raised in a barn!"

"You'd know if you were listening."

"Amber stop dippin and mind your own business."

"I'm not watching that!"

"Amber! If you say that one more time I swear you will be grounded until your blue with pink pokadots."

"Go play on the highway."

"Isn't there a rope for you to climb or something?"

"Son of a motherless goat"

and many many more XD

"Turn your music down" Thats a regular one

"Get off that computer!"

"do you think I'm made of money?"

"This place looks like a bombs hit it"

"Do you think I'm a taxi service?" (when we want herto drive us somewhere)

all that comes to mind atm. But I shall start writing them down as she says them xD

Okay...mum always says the following...

"I don't care is not an acceptable thing to eat for dinner,"

"If you and Shel do that one more time I swear..." (always ends there)

"Eryn if I catch you outside with out a better shirt I will lock you in your closet."

"That is not a better shirt, go change."

"Eryn I'm warning you..." (after I still haven't changed)

"So who do you like now?"

"Don't raise your voice to me." ("but I didn't)

"Yes you did, now go to your room"

"Get off the computer!"

"Do you want to talk about it?" ("not really")

"But somethings wrong," ("nothings wrong")

"Don't lie to me!" ("i'm not lying!")

"Eryn Shay J........ Go to your room!" ("but I didn't do anything")

"Don't talk back to me!" ("but I...")

"March!"

and many more....

the good ones...

"Whatever floats your cherrios,"

"Yes whatever,"

"don't act like that - - - - - might see you."

OC_lover wrote:

"You can't find it? Well, if you'd put things where they belonged, you wouldn't have this problem."

"Turn off that light. Do you think we own the electric company?"

"Look at this room! It looks like a pigsty!"

MERLIN HOLY HELGA HUFFLEPUFF!

Those are, WORD FOR WORD, a few of my mother's favorites. Do you think they go to special classes or something where they all have to memorize the same stuff?!

Some more:

"I'm the only one who ever does any work around here."

"Who keeps putting empty boxes back in the freezer?"

"I go and get you a cellphone, and you never answer it when I need you!"

"What book/DVD do you have there?" (I have finally learned to where to hide all my things XD)

"What were you doing up till 3 o'clock in the morning?"

"If you would spend less time on the computer, you wouldn't have this problem!" (note: this is valid for any problem whatsoever. )

"Am I the only one who gets an work around here?"

"Didn't I ask you to do something?"

"If I've told you nce, I've told you thousand times..."

"Roll your eyes again andyou'll be seeing the insde of your head." (she just started saying that one! lol)

"Why are ther empty boxes in the pantry?"

"It's called a garbage can for a reason!"

"Do I look like the bank to you?"

"MAKE GOOD CHOICES!" -called out of the car completely serious as she was dropping me and a few of my very responsible friends off at the mall this fall.

"Don't Harry Potter things ever get old?" -*laughs* Yeah...right.

"How long have you been there?" -I swear, without trying to be I'm invisible half the time. *sigh*

"Aren't you supposed to be doing something cleaning related?" -Eewwww...cleaning.

"How do you walk through here without getting hurt?" -said to my room

"Don't play pretend gun (where you point one fingure and your thumb is up like it's pulling back the little trigger thingy that's on top), because it's rude to point; there are three fingures back at you and one at God, you can't point at God."

"Don't talk back to me!"

"Don't speak to your mother like that, speak to me with respect!"

"Your room is a mess!" "Not as bad as (insert brother's name)" "Yes but at least he tries!" "I DO try, and he's older!" (goes from both parents acatually)



another favorite room related one is

"Clean your room! and leave the door open!!" (or) "I want this room picked up NOW and the door open, or I'll take that iPod away."


(while trying to peer over my shoulder to see the computer screen) "What are you doing?"


"So how was school?" "Great." "I'm your mother and when i ask you something i want a full answer, more than just 'great'."


"are you hungry?"

"are you warm enough?"

"Put a something warmer on"

"Brrr, aren't you cold?"

"Look at what these girls are wearing these days! Have they no sense of self respect?" (on slightly lower cut shirts, theigh lenght skirts, high heels, or excessive amounts of make up)

she says a whole lot more. If a friend comes over to talk to me (if she's pickiing me up from school o r something) she says in this really weird voice

"who was that?"

"Put down the Harry Potter book!"

"Why can't you spend as much time on schoolwork as you do on the computer?"

"Can you have any more Harry Potter things in that room of yours?"

"Get your feet off the table!"

"It just fell on the floor! There is no such thing as the ten second rule!" (yea there is!lmao!)

"Why can't you just be more like your other siblings?"

"Does this look clean to you?!" (duh!! I just cleaned it!)

"Get off the computer it's past midnight!"

"I could kill JK for inventing Harry Potter!" (*gasp*lol, when she sees me on H.E)

"HOLLY MARIE?! Didn't I just ask you something?!"

"I swear...I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall.."

The only thing coming to mind right now is whenever I tell my mother "Im not friends with them anymore she says and I quote:

"aww.. why not shes such a nice girl, what happened? Was there a fight? Did she steal your boyfriend, Jessica please tell me you didnt do to her what you did to Sarah"

.... ok so Its not that Spacific for anyone else probably but they always want to know WHY you dont like someone anymore grr.. anwyays
my mother also likes,

"_BFF's name_ dosnt act like this to her mom"

"why cant you be more like Aimee" (whoever your Aimee is :D)

"Jessica you never do anything" (when she wakes up from a nap.. Im the one who dosnt do anything riight)

Well, my mom got a weird baby fever in NYC xD

"Sooo, when are we expecting babies from you, Caro?" O.O

"Don't you think they are cute? Would you like one?" O.O

"Even if your dad forbids it, it doesn't mean I do!" O.O

"Go talk to that guy over there!" Why? "He looks like a person who has good genes..." MOM!!!!! 15, mom, 15!!!

"When I was in your age--" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! >.<

"pick up your brother"

"I gave BIRTH to you!"

"Your doing it cause everyone ELSE is doing it... Well look that guy just killed someone I should too!"

(Well i just started driving soooo)

"speak to me like that again and i won't take you driving."

(with a look of horror on her face) "DIDN"T YOU SEE THAT CAR? DID YOU SEE THAT CAR? ARE YOU JUST NOT LOOKING?"

or "you're drifting" (i wasn't) "You're DRIFTING!...WATCH THE DITCH YOU"LL END IN THE DITCH!!" (i was no where near the ditch)

"Your brother never had to drive on such difficult roads, you're doing a good job!" (yay! XD)

"Theres a stop up ahead...." (she waits a second) "Start slowing down...start slowing down....STOP STOP STOP" (car comes to a smooth stop) "YOU NEED TO START SLOWING SOONER!!!"

(while backing out of a parkins space)

"Watch that car behind you, what are you going to do about that car?" (our car is stoped for the other car thanks to my good driving) "Mom, i wasn't anywhere near that car!" "don't talk to me like that"

"Thats retarded" << I swear my mom says it to me all the time!

"is THAT what your wearing?"

"Jessica.. that music is WAY to loud"

Because I just got my phone:

"If you go over your texts you will never see a phone again in your life"

"who are you takling to now"

"Jessica its perminately attatched to your fingers isnt it"

(I basically only text :D)

"Do you think money grows on trees?"

"Where do you think you're going"

"Is that a shirt or a bra?"

"Did you do your homework?"

"The phone's glued to your ear isn't it?"

'And you were talking to who for how long," (it was only three hours mom) "Eryn Shay go to your room."

"Turn down that music!"

"What's for dinner?" (arn't you making it?) "Eryn?!" (nothing) "Shay!" (I'm going I'm going)

"Get your butt up stairs!"

"Go spend 20 minutes in your room" (20 minutes later) "Did you clean your room?" ("is that what I was suppose to do in there?")

"If you set one more toe out of line!!!"

Heres a convo we had recently...

Mom:"What movie are you going to see?"

Me:"The one that came out"

Mom:"Which one?"

Alex:"The one---that we're allowed to see?"

Mom:"Eryn?"

Me:"Definatly not Three."

Mom:"Eryn, Alex go to Eryn's room"

Here's some new ones!!

"Didn't I just buy a pack of Corona?"

"Who's been drinking the Vodka?!!!"

"How can you find anything in this room?"



DAD (Here are some things my dad says)

"What are you wearing, go back upstairs and change!"

"Harry, take care of Holly, lord knows she needs to be looked after" (what about my other two sisters?!?!?!)

"I'm going to talk to the volleyball coach about those uniforms..." (The shorts aren't that short...*measures*)

"I don't know, go ask your mother."

"What did your mother say?"

"Quiet! The football game is on!"

"Tell me later at halftime..."

"Who are you talking to like that?"

"Holly, can you make me a little something?"

hahaha my dad's like that too here's his favorites

"Will you change that light?"

"Did you change the light yet?"

"Did you put gas in the car?" (I don't even drive---that he knows of)

"Did the fish die yet?"

"When did you start wearing makeup?" (the past three years, you just now noticed?)

"Who were you just with?"

"huh"

"*grunt*"

"WHAT?! Can't you see I'm watching the football game!!"

MOM:

"Who was that on the phone?"

"And you were talking about what?"

"Don't tell me that it's none of my business!"

"Don't you dare but mom me!"

"Go to your room!"

Well, lets see...

Mom- "I think you should change, that skirt is kind of short..."
Me- "It's not that short!"
Mom- "I reallyyyyy think you should change!"

And that pretty much goes for any argument... she "suggesting" something, me turning it down, and her getting all pushy about it :D

And then my dad always says, "Are you done your homework?" He even says it on weekends :D

"So how much homework do you have?" (to my brother, my brother replys and then she turns to me and goes.) "and how about you?" this sometimes goes in reverse lol.


"So who did you eat lunch with today?" (MOM! really!)

"Insert friends name here"

"Oh, really?....is she nice?"

*Shrugs*

"Is she sensible?"

*Shrugs* "as sensible as me."

"Do you often eat lunch together?"

*shrugs*

"Do you have her in any of your classes?"

"Only one."

(this has happened at least five times exactly the same way.)


"You better get working on that homework right away so you can go to bed early and get some rest."

LOL!

Some my mom said were:

"Sit like a young lady."
"Don't tease the dog"
"You are a girl and you shouldn't be climbing trees especially in a dress!"
"There will be time for boys later."
"When I was your age, we didn't have cell phones."
"Why are you home late?"
"What have I told you about sneaking out of the house to meet boys?"
"I told you, that you would have kids of your own someday and they are just like you!"


And now being a mom I think I will put down some of the things I say :D

"Young man, clean up this room!"

"Adam, watch the language." (friend of jesse's with a foul mouth)

"Boys, can't you be a little more quiet at 2 in the morning?" (This one used to be every weekend)

"I am the parent, you are the child so until you can support yourself, you have to follow my rules"

"You're grounded!"

"Don't use that language around the kids." (same friend with the foul mouth)

"No skate- boarding in the house!" (to Jesse)

"Turn that music down!"

"Lita, Samuel, pick up those toys before someone falls over them."

"Can't you kids keep it down?"

"Do your homework."

"Brush your teeth."

"When I was your age, we didn't have (whatever it is that my generation didn't have lol) " (scary lol I sound like my mom on that one)

"If you don't eat real food, you won't be getting desert."

"I love you kids but you're driving me crazy!" lol

"Stop sticking candy wrappers in the couch!" (to shawn another friend of jesse's)

"No livestock allowed in my house, you know that, Gordon" (friend of jesse's and he has brought his pet goats over before)

"Honestly, do you boys have to play Playstation all day long? It's a nice day outside." (usually to the pile of boys that invade my house on those days where I don't want a lot of noise)

"Why are you late from school?"

"Who did you get in a fight with this time and how long are you suspended?"

"Girls will come and go but a mom will always be there to give you clean undies and a good lecture." (When in public and I want to embarass the teens)

"I don't feel like debating over this."

"I think I told you to clean your room."

So thought you'd like to see the mother's side as well LOL :D

lmaoooooooooo Kitty! Pet goats?!! wow... i'd be afraid it would eat all my stuff XD

Quote :

"I am the parent, you are the child so until you can support yourself, you have to follow my rules"

Kitty, i get that all the time *is scared by how familiar it sounds*



i also hear this a lot

*distant mumblings of my mom talking in the other room, sounding like she's saying something important to me.*

me-"say what?"
mom- "nothing, i was talking to the dog."

lol

"are you getting a cold? You're sneezing a lot and your nose is running (where? *runs to chase after it*)...do you need to see the doctor?"

Things my dad say:

"Are there going to be boys!?" (which usually follows with a glare from mom..)

"You're too young to be out that late!!!!"

"Listen, we need to talk about... about... what's his name?"

"I agree with your mom!" (even if he doesn't :D)

"Yes, i'm proud of what you did to that boy, but just try to be more...sensitive next time"

"Why don't you talk with those friends of yours on the net?"

"Of course, princess!"

"When did you stop giving me goodnight kisses!?"

"You're still my little girl"

"...i was supposed to pick you up!?" (usually he forgets me only for 5 hours, but once he forgot me for a week and i was home alone with my bro xD)

Oh how i love him! :D

hehehe'

my dad is usually mad at me,

"One day I swear she's[me] gonna get it!"

"She[me] is asking for it!"

"What do you mean you were only holding HANDS!"

[Dad calm down]

"Eryn Shay! Don't talk to me like that"

"That ref, made a terrible call!"

"Stop being arguementitive!"

Things My dad says (about boys)

"There's only one thing on a boy's mind at your age."

"What are you wearing, go back and change!!!!"

"Are there going to be boys?"

"Who was that kid you were talking with?"

"Since when did you start dating?"

"You can't have a boyfried until you're over 21!"

"Boys corrupted you, I'll kile them"

"Harry told me about that guy, Holly!"

"Don't get mad at your brother! He watches after you when I can't!"

"I should have sent you to an All Girls School.."

"Back in the day we use to aske the parents permission to date their daughter!"

my mom says about boys.

"You don't need to be thinking about things like that at your age, there will be plenty of time in college."

other things my mom says in general.:

"Time to get up!"

"are you up yet?"

"are you nearly up/ready yet?"

(those are all in the school mornings needless to say lol)

"Mom, i need a hug." -me "awwwww my baby girl"-mom

"you look tired."

"what time to you go to bed last night?"

(to other people in general)

"They (my brother and i) stay up so late! i can't stay up so late, i get tired. (turns to us) What time DID you go to sleep last night." "...Ummmmmm"-my brother and I.

"Let's go let's go, we should have left already!" (in the mornings, mom trying to get us out the door to school)

"is there anything you'd like me to pack in your lunches? i need ideas here!"

things my moms says when I she picks me up from any place, I swear those are the longest thrity minutes....

"Did you kiss anyone?" Which I usually say a quick no to even though I have been.

"Did you have fun?"

"You did kiss someone that's why you're so quiet," Followed by, "No mum I'm just really tired." Her..." Yeah...right."

"Did you see that one boy there, Seth that was his name wasn't it?"

"You two are to good of friends, are you dating," No mom.

Other things,

"Look at this shirt it'd be so cute on you!"

"Why won't you try it on," -because it's ugly

"Eryn!"

Mom Says:

"Why do I even bother? It's like I'm talking to a brick wall."

"I'm the only one who lives here, you know!"

"How's what's-her-name, doing?"

"Get your feet off the couch!"

"What are you, an animal?"

"Can't you just act your age?"

"Aren't you supposed to be studying for college?"

"You're 18, act like it!"

"Unitl, you move out is when you can do what you want!"



Dad Says:

"Honey, can't you see I'm watching a game?"

"You look beautiful in anything, sweet pea."

"I know you're not going out dressed like that!"

"Put a sweater on!"

"Are you wearing make-up?"

"Go ask your mother."

"Don't buy anything over 20 dollars!"

"Turn down that racket!"

"Who's that boy you were with?" and "He hasn't met me, yet"

"What did I say about bringing boys in this house?" (like he didn't know we were friends for 5 years.)

Since my mom won't say anything (and if she will, she only says something nasty..) to me, i'll post my brother's quotes: (yes, he's like my dad now, but screams like my mom... wow! xD)

"Where's the baby? Where's the baby? CARO, WHERE DID YOU LEAVE HER THIS TIME!?"

"...her diaper needs a change. CARO, YOUR TURN!!!" (it's your daughter, i'm just the cool auntie here...)

"No boys in your room, and if so, then I want to see that door open and-- Hey, don't give me that 'Atleast I won't get pregnant as a teenager!' speech again!!"

"How was school? Oh, let me guess, three detentions and another bill to pay for breaking a window?"

"Why can't you get social with the kids on the playground? Atleast they won't have any intentions and they have... batmobiles"

Yes, my brother is a child trapped inside of an 18 year old man xD

Things my mom used to say when I lived with her:

"Get me something to drink..."

"Did you turn up the heater."

"Did you turn on the air conditioning."

"What did you do with [insert object here]"

"Clean your room."

"Stop picking on your brother."

"Leave your brother alone."

"Why is your brother wearing a dress."

"Leave my makeup alone."

"Why does your brother have makeup on?"

"Your brother is not gay!"



oh heres one that shocked me when she said it, luckily she hasnt said it since:

"I think you will grow up to be a man-hating dyke."

^that one shocked me. i told her 'thanks mom you really know how to tell a daughter you love her'

i mean seriously that was so omg lol

Mom she came up wwith new things.)

"Do you not know the meaning of NO?!"

"Why can't you just listen for once?"

"Didn't I tell you to stay in bed?"

"It's past midnight, get rear into bed NOW!"

"Don't you think first before you react. You're worse than your father..."

"Holly, there's a stop sign! A stop sign! STop...Stop!! STOP!" (I hit the brakes hard) "Do you NOT know the meaning of stop?A That's what the sing says?! You do what it says..." (she keeps on rambling. I hate driving with her)

Quote :

Holly, there's a stop sign! A stop sign! STop...Stop!! STOP!" (I hit the brakes hard) "Do you NOT know the meaning of stop?A That's what the sing says?!

my mom is like that too, only she goes "did you see the stop sign? did you see it? what were you thinking? you were going to run the stop sign!!"

a new one she said recently is

"Girls go anorexic to be as skinny as you."

I just kind of looked at her like..."uhhhhhhh ....what?"

she's on this thing where my brother and i are too skinny, just because a friend said we looked thinner lol.

"Money doesn't grow on trees!"



" Your name" (really loud) for example "VICTORIA!"



"get down here right now"

"Let me tell you the true story about boys and girls..." (Um, you're the greatest brother, but NO!)

"As long as none of my friends are doing you, I'M FINE!"

"Do you have any homework? See, I need you to watch the baby, so wether you have or not, forget it, here she coooooomes!"

"There's a gigantic sandwich on the table. Is it possibly yours? No? Then I'll take the priviledge and move it away into a better home..." (He eats it... MY SANDWICH!!!!)

My Mom Says...

"Can you eat any faster! I do not see that as proper!"

"I thought I taught you better than that..."

"Did you use up the cameras again?!?!"

"So how was school. I want more than 'Fine' as answer."

"Clean your room! I'm tired of looking at the bloody sight of it!"

"I do not know why I even bother. I feel as if I'm talking to stone...."

"You need to work on you're cooking skills, darling."

"Mind your brother, Felicia."

"Why can't you go by the name I give you? Alyssa is a perfectly nice name."
"I find it rather common."
"Alyssa is not a common name, darling. Emily is."
"Lucky you did not name me Emily, then."
"Do not bad mouth me, dear."

"Can't you turn down that music of your yours? You'll go deaf before you're 25."

"Do you remember where I put that <insert item here>"

mum are the best all of them ....

are you hungry? ( you may be overwieght they will yell at you to go on a diet and still wanna feed you)
make your bed plz? ( no point, even when making the bed i knwo she wont like it and will just redo it)
go to sleep my dear? ( you can be whatever age you want)
who you talkng to on the phone? (once again whatever age)

My Mom has a new saying now

"You want to repeat what you just said?"

I swear, I think they take a class for all this stuff. lol

Well, my parents don't see me too often, but here are a few that I remember off of the top of my head.

"Mom! It's raining. You know what rain is good for?! SHOPPING!"~Me

"LISA MARIE! Don't you understand that we have dinner club?! WE HAVE TO GET THIS HOUSE CLEAN! You know, your dad and I were thinking about confining you to your room..."~Mom

I then walked off and mumbled,"We have dinner club in four weeks..." which we do. lol.


"LISA MARIE!!!!!!!!! COME HERE!!!!!!!" <--I get that a LOT.

"Wasn't your room like this when I came by an hour ago?"~Mom "Of course."~Me "LISA! Clean it."~Mom "Mmk." *20 mins later* "...LISA MARIE!"~Mom
Good times ^^ I got that one today, actually.

"Oh yeah, Mom, I have a concert tonight.."~Me "...Okay. What time?"~Mom "Omg..you didn't yell at me!"

"LIS!!! COME HERE!!!!!!"~Mom *runs to the living room* "I'm in my room!!!!!!!"~Mom "...Oh."~Me

"What do you do on that computer all of the time?"

"You shouldn't eat that...it's bad for you."~Mom "Okay...and when did that ever matter? *eats it* Yum!" "...*sigh*"~Mom

Dad's lovely quotes:

"What time do you have dance tonight?"~Dad "Same time as always."~Me "...I forget. Tell me."~Dad

"Who was that kid?"

"GOD *DANG* IT! LISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Don't tell me you're scared of that spider!"~Dad "...I am."~Me

Yeah..just a few. :D There are many more...OH! Here's a family one.

"Oh no! I can't make a left!!"~Mom driving in St. Louis "Well, then I guess you better make a right!"~Dad *Mom goes across three lanes in the intersection* "...AHHHHHHH! MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!"~Jodie and I

Not sure what my mom would say..rip

but my dad and uncles say alot of things lol XD

"Did you take your vitamins?"

"That's not how to rope cattle" (Uncle Charlie)

"Don't slam your door!"

"Are you going to spend all your time on that computer?"

"Who was that boy you were talking to?"

"Kissing causes diseases, Rami!" (haha!) Uncle Mikey

"You sure there's no poison in this food?" (and yet they eat it anyway!)

"Turn off the radio already! You'll go deaf!"

"Why are you scared of spiders? They're ten times smaller than you!" (Uncle Doug)

"Unglue the phone from your ear."

"You're not ugly, Ram. You're just...ravishingly plain." (Uncle Mikey) way to boost my confidence.

"Will you stop wrestling with my son?! He's turning blue! Act your gender and age!" (Uncle Mikey) yes..he's the comedian of the family. lol XD


Plenty more where that came from. Trust me!