Caption Challenge

Have a look at the pictures below and come up with a funny caption for each of them. Be as creative and unique as possible!

Housepoints:

First place: 100 housepoints
Second place: 80 housepoints
Third place: 60 housepoints

Good Luck!

Picture One:

Picture Two:

Picture Three:

Picture Four:

Picture Five:


Picture Six:

Picture Seven:

Have fun and good luck!

Picture One:
Little Teacup: “Did he kiss her? I can’t see!”
Clock: “No, they’re talking.”
Candleholder: “Pshhh.. she’s talking. He’s staring. Under her neck.”

Picture Two :
“I spoiled Deathly Hallows!”

Picture Three:
Dudley: “He…he broke.. my playstation!”
Vernon: “I’ll get you for what you did to my son!”
Petunia (thinks): “It wasn’t such a bad idea, though…”

Picture Four:
Lisa: *screams*
Burnsdemort: “I’ll finish you all off and feed you to Nagini-Ssssmitherssss”
Nagini-Ssssmitherssss: “Yuck! They don’t even look tasty!”

Picture Five:
Trelawney: “She's wearing pink! ...PINK! ...” *shudders*
McGonagall: “Now, now, Sybill... calm down... sloooowly... don't look...”
Trelawney: “But it’s a bad omen!”
Umbridge: “Pink rocks my socks! Any problems with that?”
Filch (mutters): “Women.....”

Picture Six:
“Ewww earwax flavour… now I know what part of my childhood I don’t miss.”

Picture Seven:
Harry: “That’s my new auror outfit. Don’t I look hot?”
Ginny: “You’d better get on some hot track of those Death Eaters…”

Picture One:
Hermione: "Don't you think things seem different?"
Viktor:"Well now that you mention it... I thought your dress was suppose to be blue..."
Hermione: "... I was referring to the fact that there are inanimate objects gossiping about us."
Viktor: "Oh right, that was my second guess."

Picture Two:
"Ahhh! Dumbledore and McGonagall are snogging!"

Picture Three:
Dudley:"I want you to join the wizard haters society."

Picture Four:
"And in other news, the WB has decided to let FOX take over the Harry Potter movies."

Picture Five:
Trelawney:*sobs* "It's all wrong! The WB is ruining my firing!"
McGonagall:"There, there. It's just for the entertainment of people who are to lazy to read the books anyway."
Umbridge:"Does this mean she'll have to leave this time?"
Filch:"Please say yes, please say yes..."

Picture Six
"So how much do I get for making a fool of myself again? ... 60 galleons? I was promised 100!" *cries*

Picture Seven
Viewer 1:"So these are the new replacement actors?"
Viewer 2:"Yup"
Viewer 1:"There goes a good show..."

Picture !: "Did he just call her Her-my-own-ninny? Seriously?"

Picture 2: "What's in your wallet?"

Picture 3: Shaun of the Dead II: Dead Dudley's Rise

Picture 4: Lisa "Umm, guys? You know how there comes a time in every horror movie when the audience is shouting at the oblivious actors t turn around and look behind them? Well, I think that time is now!"

Picture 5: Forbidden Love, the inspiring true story of Trelawney and McGonagall.

Picture 6: "Well, you see, Harry, when two souls are in perfect balance they create a kind of ... ehh, forget it! I don't know if your a horcrux!"

Picture 7: The New Adventures of Young Sherlock Holmes featuring Nancy Drew!

Picture One
Viktor: What are those creatures, I mean there disgusting!
Hermione: Hey watch it! The tea-cup's my Mum!
Viktor: Oops!

Picture Two
Bella: (to the dentist): Is this wide enough?

Picture Three
Dudley: I want you...
Petunia: Yes....
Vernon: Dudders?
Dudley: ..to finish my sentence!
Petunia: Of coarse baby!

Picture Four
Voldemort Guy: Aahhhhhhh!
Lisa: Wow, he needs a breath mint!
Nagini: I just gave him a tic-tac!

Picture Five
Umbridge: Where ARE my pink gloves? Hmm!
Trawleney: Hide me!
McGongall: What did you do?
Trawlney: I burned them... it was forseen that this would happen
Flich: (to the kids) somebody! Give her a pink glove!

Picture Six
Dumbledore: My Mummy never let me have these! (wails) She said they would *sniff* make me obsessed with, you know, goats.

Picture Seven
Harry: Whose behind me again
Ginny: It's me! This is just my desquise!
Harry: Desquise?
Ginny:Yea, haven't you seen Batman?

by the way i dont think mine are funny cause well i dont see myself as a funny person but at least i can say i tried

Picture One:
Hermione-"Oh my god, it's a libary!!!"
Lumiere-"Isn't she an original Einstein."

Picture Two :
Bella- "THE PURPLE HIPPOS ARE ATTACKING!!!!!!"

Picture Three:
Dudley-"He stole my teddy"
Vernon-"How dare you steal my boys teddy?"
Petunia- *finally that wretched bear is gone*

Picture Four:
Lisa- "I have the strangest feeling there is a large form hovering over us."

Picture Five:
Trelawney-"She wears pink! Thats the color of the Devil!"
McGonagall-"Calm down, don't worry. Red is the Devil's color remember?"
Filch-"Pink is a shade of red."
Trelawney-"Oh the horror."
McGonagall- thinks to self 'note to self: kill Filch."


Picture Six:
Dumbledore: Ehhh it needs a bit more paprika.

Picture Seven:
Harry-"Time to kick some Death Eater butt."
Ginny- "Whats with the suit?"
Harry- "I thought it made me look more...I don't know, but doesn't the suit look great?
Ginny rolls her eyes.

1) Lumiere: *whispers* "I think the master looked better as a Beast."
Cogsworth: *nods* "Yeah, and Belle's fashion sense is horrible."
Chip: "Hey! I wanna see the ugly people too! *jumps up and down*


2) Bellatrix: "My impression of Sirius Black's wanted poster."


3) Dudley: "He said we should call weight watchers!"
Vernon: *grumbles*
Petunia: *thinks to herself* 'He's right, the both of them are ginormous'


4) Mr. Burns: Mwhahahahh *coughs and chokes* "I'm getting too old for this."
Bart: "I smell an old person."
Lisa: "I really hate being animated."

5) Umbridge: Hmph!
Trelawney: "She poked my inner eye!"
Filch: "Sheesh, and I thought I was ugly."

6) Dumbledore: " I try to shave, but it doesn't do me any good." *shrugs*

7) Ginny: You know Harry, Those glasses do not go good with that suit."
Harry: Yeah, well my cowhide leather coat will be the main focus so no worries."

One: "Isn't her dress supposed to be blue?"
"Look, we're talking household objects. I don't think they care much for realism."

Two: "If I ever find the hairdresser that did this to me, I'll kill them!"

Three: "Harry...I am your Father..."

Four: Harry: "Wow...Voldemort got old."

Five: Umbridge: *sniffs* "Something stinks."

Six: "Those ear wax jelly beans always get me!"

Seven: Harry/Doctor: "Oh great, I regenerated, and I'm still not ginger!"

(Ack those were terrible. And you'll really have had to have watched the Doctor Who children in need special to get the last one...)

1. "Anyone know which is the beauty and which is the beast?"
2. "And I thought Azkaban was meant to put years on you!"
3. "Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"
4. When Harry Potter gets tooned
5. McG: "Don't worry - we won't have to all wear clothes like that!"
6. "I really should stop eating these beans"
7. Timeturners - through time and space. Forget Lord Voldemort, We present you Time Lord

1) (candle)Just a tiny bit closer...
2) (bella )WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!?
3) (dudley) you are following the light, you are dizzy, you will buy me more cookies
4) (voldemort guy) MWHAHAHA! I finally collected the golden trio playset
5) (filch) do i win the bodyguard look alike contest now?
6) (dumbledore) ugh...the candy's coming out now, better hurry to the restroom
7) (harry) It's Potter, Harry Potter


hope you think these are funny

Picture One:
Teapot: Awww, that's a lovely couple.
Clock: Indeed, but wasn't the red haired boy a little better?
Candle: Whatever. We can still buy a wig.

Picture Two:
Bellatrix: How dare she steal my hairstyle? She's gonna pay!

Picture Three:
Dudley: That is the new plasma tv I want! And I want it NOW!
Vernon: Now son, calm down. We'll get it my little dudders.
Petunia: (Under her breath) Right Vernon, After we work some good ten years for it!

Picture Four:
I want that scar Harry Potter!

Picture Five:
Trelawney: I tell you Minerva, I saw the look on Filch's fac when he saw her...
McGonagall: Oh Sybill, Dolores and Argus aren't dating..that is just nonsense.
Umbridge: (To Herself) You are so wrong Minerva.
Filch: (To Himself) That tone of pink suits her well.

Picture Six:
Sometimes I wish of quitting Hogwarts and spend the rest of ym life eating these! Yummy!

Picture Seven:
Ginny: Wow Harry, you look amazing
Harry: I know, after all this is an original Prada.

Picture One

Hermione: Krum are those animated objects being payed for their work?
Krum: Of course not, they're just objects no more than house-elfs they do what they're told to without questioning.
Hermione: You disgust me! How can you? We're over! Take this!
Krum: Ouch! Herm...ouch...ione...ouch
Little Cup: What's hapenning?
Clock: Little miss over there is beating the hell out of Master Krum
Candleholder: Fellows we mustn't worry after that Master Krum will no longer be able of having children.

Picture Two:

Bellatrix: Ahhhhhhh! Gimme my teddy bear or I'll kill you with my breath!

Picture Three:

Dudley: Look it's bloody George Clooney
Vernon: That man could use a good day of hard work
Petunia (thinking): I wouldn't mind him working on me.

Picture Four:

Big Guy: My precious!
Ron-Guy: Precious? The old bloke is loony
Harry-Bart: Did we swap movies?
Lisa-Hermione: Ron! Don't mock the older ones! It's not polite.

Picture Five:

McGonagall: Calm down Sybill they just changed the licor to scotch!
Sybill: But scotch it's the devil's drink!
Umbridge: Hum... I think I've snogged that deliver man.

Picture Six:

Dumbledore: My constipation's getting worst i must conjure a portable loo and attach it to my bum-bum.

Picture Seven:

Harry: Did we swap movies again?
Ginny: Oh shut up! You're not the one trapped inside a dumb blonde's body!

ONE:
Candlestick: This is so romatic
Clock: I would be able to enjoy the moment if you werent trying to burn me.

TWO:
Bella: Ahhh!!!! Im green!

THREE:
Dudley:Look Dad a cupcake
Veron: Where?

FOUR:
Burns:Excellent
Bart:Eat my shorts.

FIVE:
Umbidge:Where did that fly go?
Mcgonagall: If I find that fly ill shove it where the sun dont shine.
Umbridge: My mouth?

SIX:
Dumbledore: Pomfry quite hinding my medicine in candy.

SEVEN:
Harry: Look at me in my awesome coat.
Ginny: Get off it Harry, everyone hates it.

Pic 1: Teapot: Wow that beast is sexy

Pic 2: YOU STOLE THE COOKIES

Pic 3: Mum am I in the 6th sent - I SEE DEAD PEOPLE

Pic 4: Where is Harry Porker?

Pic 5: Umbridge 'I am so hot'

Pic 6: I can be who I wanna be do what I wanna do and still be the best

Pic 7: Ginny: Harry
Harry: huh
Ginny: You look stiff
Harry: Yeah well
Ginny: More like a box...

Picture One:
Teapot: “Urgh that dress is positively hideous!”
Clock: “I concur!”
Candle: “I wonder is they’d notice if I set it alight…”
Broom: “I doubt it…”

Picture Two:
Bellatrix: “Need a hairdresser, lemme out!!!!!! Or at least a hair brush!!!! Pretty please!!!!”

Picture Three:
Dudley: “He’s on drugs!”
Petunia: “Erm no Dudders…I think you are…”
Vernon: “My boy stoned? Pfft!”

Picture Four:
Bart: “Ew, someone’s breath stinks, is it you Lisa?”
Lisa: “No way! It’s Harry’s.”
Harry: “Erm…maybe it has to do with the hundred year old man breathing down our backs…”
Bart: Here old man! Have some gum!”

Picture Five:
McGonagall: “Sybil had a heart attack and all because of your damn pink clothes Umbridge!!”
Umbridge: “Why I never!”

Picture Six:
Dumbledore: “EWIE EWIE YUCK YUCK! Coriander flavoured beans!”

Picture Seven:
Harry/DR Who: “Woo ooh!!! Woo ooh!! “Doctor Who theme, Doctor Who theme!”
Ginny: “And I’m his companion….sheesh…someone fire me!”

Picture 1:

Candle: ...and anytime now, Ron Weasley will come dashing in and save the day!
Clock: I deeply doubt that!
Candle: Just wait!
Clock: I dee--
Cande: JUST WAIT!!!!!
Broom: Where's Harry?
Teapot: What kind of question is that!? 'Where's Harry?'...
Broom: Well, he is the hero of the books, is he not?
Clock: That is an excellent point.
Candle: I think he's somewhere angsting..
Everyone: WHAT!?
Candle: Well, that's what he did for seven years!
Everyone: ...oh yeah...
Candle: Besides, Harmony is way better than Romione or... or... Krumione!
Clock: That's a very lame statement.
Candle: ...oh DO shut up!

Picture 2:

Bellatrix: BUT WHY - IS - THE - RUM - GOOOOONE!?!?!?

Picture 3:

Uncle Vernon: *major eye twitch going on*
Dudley: Voldemort wants YOU! *impressive Uncle Sam imitation*
Aunt Petunia: My little Diddykins is such a big booooy now!

Picture 4:

Mr Burns: MWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA.... MWWWWWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAA--
Smithers: *sings* I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts, there they are all standing in a row, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head--
Mr Burns: SHUT UP!!!!!!!! I'm trying to be evil here!
Smithers: ...Give them a twist a flick of the wrist, that’s what the showman said-- *continues whispering*
Mr Burns: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!! ...is what the showman said.
The Trio: ...right.

Picture 5:

McGonagall: Is it a plane?
The Crowd: NO!
Trelwaney: Is it a shooting star?
The Crowd: NO!
McGonagall: What is it then!?
The Crowd: It's--
Umbridge: Hem hem!

Picture 6:

Dumbledore: *sings* I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts! And I'm too sexy for my land, too sexy for my lanf, New York and Japan, and I'm too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, THE AY I'M DISCO DANCING!!!!!--
The Demented Dementor Director behind the camera: Annnnnnd CUT!!!!

Picture 7:

Harry: I am not Doctor Who, I am Doctor What-Where-How-and-Why!!!
Ginny: And I am... who am I?
Harry: ...that is the question...

Well done to everyone who participated. These were very funny to read.

The winners are below. Everyone else who participated recieves 30 houseoints




First place: 100 housepoints : Raxacoricofallapatorius
Second place: 80 housepoints : Caroru

Third place: 60 housepoints : Snapes_Girl





GRYFFINDOR





SilverLady


amberg93


KatieBellaTrix


Raxacoricofallapatorius : 100


Caroru : 80





SLYTHERIN





Drkangelcat


Snapes_girl : 60


Raistlin The Wizard





RAVENCLAW





Rigby Dumbledore


Legendary


PrincessPotter


Stephy


So_Yun





HUFFLEPUFF





Ellemanae


Dragonweaver


Jedi_Girl