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I don't know who Maxime thinks she's kidding. If Hagrid's half-giant, she definitely is. Big bones... the only thing that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur

Arrr, i don't know who Maxime thinks she's a kiddin'. If Hagrid's half-giant, she oh most definitely be. Big bones... the only thin' that's got bigger bones than her is a dinosaur Aye.

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You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?

Arrr, you know ye mother, Malfoy? Tha' expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she being like that all tha' time or just because you war with her? A pence for an old man o'de sea?

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Aaaah, when two Neptunes appear in the sky, it is a sure sign that a midget in glasses is being born, Harry...

Ahoy, when that be the two Neptunes appear in the sky, that be a sure sign that a midget in glasses is bein' born, Harry...

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Just because it's taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl!

Arrr, just because tis' taken ya three years t' notice, Ron, doesn't mean no one else has spotted I'm a girl, argh!

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I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed

Arrr, i hope you're pleased with yoursel'es. We could all have been sleepin' with Davy Jones' locker - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm goin' t' bed Ye'll ne'er get me buried booty!

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I can teach you how to bottle fame, brew glory, even stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch of dunderheads as I usually have to teach

Aye, me can teach you how t' bottle fame, brew glory, e'en stopper death — if you aren't as big a bunch o' dunder'eads as I usually have t' teach Aye.

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Don't go blaming Dumbledore for Potter's determination to break rules. He has been crossing lines ever since he arrived here

Arrr, don't go blamin' Dumbledore for Potter's determination t' break rules. He has been crossin' lines e'er since he arri'ed har

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I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you

Aye, i belie'e your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley war responsible for tryin' t' send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you Aye.

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I will only truly have left this school when none here are loyal to me... Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it

Aye, me will only truly have left this school when none har be loyal t' me... Help will always be gi'en at Hogwarts t' those who ask for it Gar, Where can I find a bottle o'rum?

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Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground

Aye, scars can come in handy. I have one myself abo'e my left knee that is a perfect map o' the London Underground

Toddler

1) "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."

"I don gwo wooting fow twoble. Twoble uzwuawy find me."

2) "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."

"Wust bwecose wou've gwot da emotonaw wange of a teaspwun wusn'd mean we aul 'ave."

3) "Longbottom, if brains were gold, you'd be poorer than Weasley, and that's saying something."

"Wongbotuom, if bwains wur gwold, you'd be poowur dan Weaswey, and dad's saying dumthing."

4) "Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure."

"Wit bewon meadur is man's gweatwest tweasuwe."

5) "I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

"I wanna fix dat in muy memowy foweve. Dwaco Mafoi, da amazing bounding fewed."

6) "Harry Potter - Our new celebrity."

"Hawwy Pawtta - Ow new cewebwity."

7) "You are truly your father's son, Harry..."

"Yoo awr twuwee yoor fader's sown Hawwy..."

8) "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself."

"Fea of a name onwy incweases fea of a ting itsewf."

9) "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!"

"Nidwid! Bwubba! Oddmen! Dweak!"

10) "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbours?"

"Wad awr Fwed and I? Ned dow neighbows?"

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"By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many." Dumbledore

"By all means continue destroyin' me possessions. I daresay I be havin' too many."

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"I see a light in the kitchen. Let us not deprive Molly any longer of the chance to deplore how thin you are." Dumbledore

"I be seein' a light in th' galley. Let us nay deprive Molly any longer o' th' chance t' deplore how thin ye be."

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"There you go, Harry. You weren't being thick after all - you were showing moral fiber!" Ron

"Thar ye go, Harry. Ye weren`t bein' thick after all - ye be showin' moral fiber!"

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"Er--is this the new stand on elf rights? "You're going to make yourself puke instead?" Ron

"Er--be this th' new stand on elf starboards? "Ye`re goin' t' make yersef puke instead?"

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"You sound like Hagrid. It's a dragon, Hermione, it can take care of itself. It's us we need to worry about." Ron

"Ye sound like Hagrid. `Tis a dragon, Hermione, 't can take care o' itself. `Tis us we need t' worry about."

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"Fascinating though your social life undoubtedly is, Miss Granger, I must ask you not to discuss it in my class. Ten points from Gryffindor." Snivellus oops sorry elfie I mean Professor Snape

"Fascinatin' tho yer social life undoubtedly be, Miss Granger, I must ask ye nay t' discuss 't in me class. Ten points from Gryffindor."

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"I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." Luna Lovegood

"I`ve been able t' be seein' them eresince me first voyage here. They's always pulled th' carriages. Dasn't worry. Ye`re jus' as sane as I be."

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"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?" Luna Lovegood

"I`ve been able t' be seein' them eresince me first voyage here. They's always pulled th' carriages. Dasn't worry. Ye`re jus' as sane as I be."

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"Wandering around at midnight, ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, you'll get caughty." Peeves

"Wanderin' around at low tide, ickle Firsties? Tut, tut, tut. Naughty, naughty, ye`ll get caughty."

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"Harry Potter is dead. He was killed as he ran away, trying to save himself while you lay down your lives for him. We bring you his body as proof that your hero is gone.The battle is won." Lord Voldemort

"Harry Potter be dead. He be killed as he ran away, tryin' t' save hisself while ye lay down yer lives fer th' lad's. We brin' ye his body as proof that yer hero be gone.Th' battle be won."

Valley Girl

1. "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."
Like ohmigosh, make way for like the heir of like Slytherin, like totally seriously, like evil wizard like coming through

2. "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us."
We like tried to like shut him like in a pyramid but like omigosh Mum spotted us

3. "Time is Galleons, little brother."
Time is like obviously like galleons, little bro

4. "We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!"
We'll like totally send you a hogwart's like toliet seat...like duh

5. "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!"
Sweet! - Harry's got like a Wealey sweater

6."Give her hell from us, Peeves."
Like totally give the dweeb like the hell from us, Peeves

7. "We've got it [ Percy's Head Boy badge]. We're improving it."
We've so totally got it. We're absolutely certainly like improving it, duh

8. “A plot to get this house? Are you actually as stupid as you look?”
Like a plot to get like this house? Are you like obviously like stupid and Barney as you like totally look?

9. “He used to down an entire bottle of firewhisky, then run onto the dance floor, hoist up his robes, and start pulling bunches of flowers out of his—“
He totally like used to actually like down an like entire bottle of like firewisky, then so totally run onto the dance floor, like you know hoist up like his robes, and totally start pulling like a bunch of flowers out of his like-

10. "We had to write about our hero at school, Mr. Mason; I wrote about you."
We totally like had to write like about our absolutely hero like at school, Mr. Mason; I totally absolutely like wrote about you

2. It was, he thought, the difference between being dragged into the arena to face a battle to the death and walking into the arena with your head held high. Some people, perhaps, would say that there was little to choose between the two ways, but Dumbledore knew - and so do I, thought Harry, with a rush of fierce pride, and so did my parents - that there was all the difference in the world. Harry Potter

It wus, yer man tart, de difference between bein' dragged into de arena ter bake a battle ter de death an' futtin' it into de arena wi' yisser noggin 'eld 'igh. sum people, perhaps, wud say dat dare wus wee ter choose between de two ways, but dumbledore knew - an' so chucker oi, tart 'arry, wi' a rush av fierce pride, an' so did me auld pair - dat dare wus al' de difference in de warrld.

1. 'Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.'
'We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.'

'Duhn't, Jeenee, wheel send you LOADS of owls! Wheel send you a 'Ogwarts toyeelet seat.'

2. Wood: 'This is it.'
The big one,' said Fred Weasley.
'The one we've all been waiting for,' said George.
'We know Oliver's speech by heart,' Fred told 'arry. 'We were in the team last year.'

Wood: 'Zis eez it.'
'Ze beeg one!' said Fred Weasley.
'Ze one we've ALL been wai-ting for,' said George.
'We know Olivair's speech by 'eart,' Fred told 'arry. 'We were in ze team last year!'

3. Percy, who hadn't noticed that Fred had bewitched his prefect badge so that it now read, 'Pinhead', kept asking them all what they were sniggering at.

Perci, who 'adn't noteeced zat Fred 'ad bewitched 'is prefect badge so zat eet now read 'Pin'ead', kept ahsking zem all what zey were sniggairing at.

4. 'Where is Wood?' said Harry, suddenly realising he wasn't there.
'Still in the showers,' said Fred. 'We think he's trying to drown himself.'

'Where is Wood?' said 'arry, suddainly realizing 'e wasn't zere. 'STILL in ze showairs!' said Fred. 'We sthink 'e's trying to DROWN 'imself.'

5. 'Come on, Ron, you were always saying how boring Scabbers was,' said Fred bracingly. 'And he's been off-colour for ages, he was wasting away. It was probably better for him to snuff it quickly. One swallow – he probably didn't feel a thing.'

'Come on, Ronald, you were all-ways sayeeng 'ow BORing Scabbairs was!' said Fred bracingly. 'And 'e's been off-colair for ages, 'e was wasting aWAY! Eet was probably bettair for 'im to snuff (What is zis word? Snuff? Pfft.) eet quickly. One swallow -- 'e probably deedn't feel a STHING!'

6. 'All he did was eat and sleep, Ron, you said it yourself,' said George.
'He bit Goyle for us once!' Ron said miserable. 'Remember Harry?'

'All 'e deed was EAT and sleep, Ronald, you said eet yourself!' said George.
''E bit Goyle for us once!' Ron said misairably. 'Remembair, 'arry?'

7. 'Yeah, that's true,' said Harry.
'His finest hour,' said Fred, unable to keep a straight face. 'Let the scar on Goyle's finger stand as a lasting tribute to his memory…'

'Yes, zat eez true,' said 'arry.
''Is FINEST hour,' said Fred, unabail to keep a straight face. 'Let ze scar on Goyail's fingairr stand as a LASTING tribute to 'is memoiree...'

8. 'What's a bummer?' Ron asked George.
'Having a nosy git like you for a brother,' said George.

'What eez a bummair?' Ron asked Jawrge.
''Aving a nosy git like you for a brozair,' said Jawrge.

9. For a split second, Harry thought it had worked… but next moment, there was a loud sizzling sound, and both twins were hurled out of the golden circle as though they had been thrown by an invisible shot-putter.

For a split secuhnd, 'Arry sthought eet 'ad worked... but next moment, zere was a loud SEEZLING sound, and both tweens were hurled out of ze golden ceercle as sthough zey 'ad been sthrown by an eenviseebell shot-puttair.

10. 'Who're you going with then?' asked Ron.
'Angelina,' said Fred promptly, without a trace of embarrassment.
'What?' said Ron, taken aback. 'You've already asked her?'

'Who're you going wis zen?' asked Ronald.
'Angelina,' said Fred promptlay, wizout a TRACE of embarrassment.
'What?' said Ron, takain aback. 'You've alreaday asked 'er?'

[b]DUMBLEDORE SAYINGS IN WEST TEXAS!!!! ::dumbledore::

1. To the well - organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.

To the best horse rider, death is just another and far greater horse to ride.

2. Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here.

Ah, the fiddle. Something far more amazing than any cow roping.

3. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.

Fear of the word bull intensifies the fear of the horns!

4. It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.

It ya don't decide to grab the bull by the horns than how Will your talents be shown.

5. Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn on the light.

When the bull bucks you off just get back on and don't run away.

6. In dreams, we enter a would that's entirely our own.

In sweet sleep we can rope as many caves as we want.

7. Numbing the pain for a while will make it worse when you finally feel it.

When you fall off the horse it is best to ice it before the bad swelling comes.

8. You place too much importance on the so - called purity of blood. You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be.

When you meet someone who is from the big city give him a chance to grow. He just might turn out to be the best rancher on this side of Texas.

9. Dark, and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.

The choice is coming. Will you get on the bull or just watch.

10. When you have seen as must of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.

When you have roped as many cows as I have , you will start to love just how hard the work is.

Alright I’m doing mine talking ghetto XD

1) “Dudley keep your mouth shut! Whatever you do, keep your mouth shut! Wand!”

“Dudley dawg, keep ya trap shut! Whateverz you do, keep ya trap shut! Wand!”

2) “Well -yeah- how many three-headed dogs d’yeh meet, even around Hogwarts? So I told him, Fluffy’s a piece o’ cake if yeh know how to calm him down, jus’ play him a bit o’ music an’ he’ll go straight off ter sleep….”

“Well yeah skillet, how many three headed dogs d’yeh meet even around Hogwarts dawg? So I toldz him, Fluffy’s a pieza cake if ya know howz to calm him down, dawg jus’ play him a bita music an he’ll go straight offta sleep…”

3) “Remember Millicent Bulstrode wrestling with me at the Dueling club? She left this on my robes when she was trying to strangle me! And she’s gone home for Christmas- so I’ll just have to tell the Slytherin’s I’ve decided to come back.”

“Remember Millicent Bulstrode wrestling with me at the Dueling club dawgs? She left this on my robes while that skillet was trying to strangle me! And she’z gone back to her crib for Christmas - so I’ll just have to tell the Slytherin’z I’ve decided to come back.”

4)“Ron’s kept him as a pet! There are parts of it even I don’t understand! And Harry- you owe Harry the truth, Sirius!”

“R-dawg’s kept him as pet! There are parts of it even this dawg don’t understand! And H-dawg you own H-dawg the truth S man.”

5)“As much money and life as you could want! The two things most human beings would choose above all - the trouble is, humans do have a knack of choosing precisely those things that are worst for them.”

“As much dough and life as you could want dawg! The two things most peeps would choose above all - the trouble is, peeps do have a knack of choosing precisely those things thatz are worst for them.”

6) "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid - we know we're called Gred and Forge."

“I suppose the dawg thinks you don’t forget your title. But we ain’t stupid - us dwags know we’re called Gred and Forge.”

7)"But you're Muggles! We must have a drink! What's that you've got there? Oh, you're changing Muggle money. Molly, look!"

“But dawgs you’re Muggles! We must have a drink! What’s that you skillets gotz there? Oh, you’re changing Muggle dough. M-dawg look!”

8)"Nobody's ever asked me to a party before, as a friend! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow, for the party? Should I do mine, too?"

“No dawg’s ever asked this dawg to a party before, as a homie! Is that why you dyed your eyebrow skillet, for the party? Should I do mine, too?”

9)"I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..."

“I want to fix that in my memory forever. M-dawg the amazin’ bounin’ ferret.”

10) “Saved? Saved? He was saving his neck and his friends’, too! You’re not going to - I won’t let you -”

“Dawg, saved? Saved? The skillet was saving hiz neck and his homies’, too! You ain’t gonna - I won’t letz you!”

Extra Credit!

Done Valley girl style XD (I can't believe I did this)

1) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote1.mp3

2) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote2.mp3

3) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote3.mp3

4) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote4.mp3

5) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote5.mp3

6) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote6.mp3

7) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote7.mp3

8) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote8.mp3

9) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote9.mp3

10) http://www.fileden.com/files/2007/8/29/1392236/quote10.mp3

Quotes in American teen slang:

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"Ron, as we're on the run with Harry Potter, the most wanted person in the country, I don't think it matters. If I was going back to school, it would be different."

"Ron, as we're like on the run with THE Harry Potter, you know, the most wanted person in the country and all, I don't think it matters. If I was like goign back to school or whatever, it would be totally different."

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"I can't, Remus, I'm sorry. If Dumbledore didn't tell you, I don't think I can."

"Can't, Remy, sorry. If Dumby didn't tell ya, I don't think I can. Seriously!"

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"Don't you understand what I've done to my wife and my unborn child? I should never have married her, I've made her an outcast!"

"Don't ya get what I've done to my wife and my unborn kid? I should never have married her, I've made her a loser!"

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"Harry, the time for Disarming is past! These people are trying to capture and kill you!"

"Harry, Disarming is sooooooo yesterday! These peeps are rying to catch ya and kill ya!"

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"Really, what has got into you all today? Not that it matters, but that's the first time my transformation's not got applause from a class."

"Seriously, what's wrong with y'all? Not that I care or anything, but that's the first time my transfiguration's not got, like, a totally cool applause from a class."

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"There's nothing you can do, Harry...nothing...He's gone."

"There's nothing you can do, Harry... zero... He's like totally a goner."

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"Am I a professor? Goodness. I expect I was hopeless, was I?"

"I'm a professor? Oh - my - Gawd! I guess I was a total idiot, was I?"

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"Lord Voldemort is merciful. I command my forces to retreat, immediately."

"Lord Whashisname is merciful and stuff. I command my homies to like, retreat, immediatly, or whatever."

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"You'll stay with me?" [Harry] "Until the very end," said James."

"You'll stay with me?" [Harry] "...whatever," said James."

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"Harry Potter is dead. He was killed as he ran away, trying to save himself while you lay down your lives for him. We bring you his body as proof that your hero is gone.The battle is won."

"Harry Potter is, like, dead. He was totally owned as he like ran away, trying to like, save himself or whatever, while you lay down your lives for him... and stuff. We bring you his body as a proof or something, that your hero is like, gone. The battle is like... won."

(I know, I totally ruined few of the best quotes ever xD)

I am doing mine in Geordie style

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"Voldemort uses people his enemies are close to. He's already used you as bait once, and that was just because you're my best friend's sister. Think how much danger you'll be in if we keep this up. He'll know, he'll find out. He'll try and get to me through you."

"Voldiemert uses peeople is enemenies ah close tee. E AL (as in Alan) reedy used yee as bait one in tha wah juz bcars yeer me bessy mate's sis. Fink OW muuch danga yee'd B in like if Wu kep thiz uup. E'll try in geet meh Tee frouh yee."

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"He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..."

"E waz me mam in Da's bessy mate! E's ah convicted murderer, but E's brooken oot uh prizon in E's on thu run. E leeks tah kep n touch wuh meh tho, kep uup wit newz....cheek eef am appy."

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"Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..."

"Harry, daint gan picking ah roow wit Malfoy man, daint forgeet, E's a preepec noow, e could mek leef right difficult for yee man!"

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"Proud?" said Harry. "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious...."

"Prood?" zaid Harry. "R yee crazy? AL thase teemes a coodav died, in ah daint manage it? Thel Bee furius!"

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"You know your mother, Malfoy? The expression on her face - like she's got dung under her nose? Is she like that all the time or just because you were with her?"

"Yee nah yah ma, Malfoy? Tha expression on er face - leek shu got sung unda er nose? Is shu leek tha AL the teem or juz bcars yee wuh wit er?"

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"Wow... look at that... he's not here now! So why not have a go? They might be able to find you a double cell in Azkaban with your loser of a husband!"

"Wow...luke aht tha... E aint ere now like!Su Y knot av a gan? Thu meet Bee abble tee find yee ah double cell in Azkieban like wit yuh loza ohf ah hubby!"

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"Well, think back," said Harry. "Have you ever let it slip that you'd like to go out in public with the words 'My Sweetheart' round your neck?"

"Wel, fink back," zaid Harry. "Av yee eva let oot tha yeed leek ta gan oot n publick wit tha wordz Me SweetArt roond yee nec?"

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"Warrington's aim's so pathetic I'd be more worried if he was aiming for the person next to me."

"Worrintin's aim's sah pathetic Ah'd bee moore wurried iif E wah aimin farra tha purseon neext tah meh."

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"And they'd [the Death Eaters] love to have me," said Harry sarcastically. "We'd be best pals if they didn't keep trying to do me in."

"In thed luv tah av meh," zaid Hery saracasticly. "wud Bee Bessy palz man iuf thu daint kep on treein tah dee meh N."

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They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..."

"Thu daint kna wuhr neet alloud tee use magick at yem. Am ganna av ah loot ohf fun wuh Dudley thiz summa...."

Yoda Speak

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“We didn’t hear stories like that when we were little, we heard ‘Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs’ and ‘Cinderella’—"

Hear stories like that “we did not when we were little, we heard ‘snow white and the seven dwarfs' and ‘cinderella'—"..

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"Three Dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Vane does is ask me if it's true you've got a Hippogriff tattooed across your chest."

"Three dementor attacks in a week, and all Romilda Bane does is ask me if it is true, got a hippogriff tattooed across your chest, you have. Yeesssssss."

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"But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog Cards,"

"But dumbledore says he cares not what they do as long as they do not take him off the chocolate frog cards not."

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"I'm not putting them on, I like a healthy breeze 'round my privates, thanks."

"Putting them on I am not, healthy breeze 'round my privates, like I, thanks."

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"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business."

"Mr. Moony to professor Snape presents his compliments, and to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business begs him."

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"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet,"

"Oh, well...I would just been thinking...if you had died, have been welcome to share my toilet, you would,"

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"No, thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick."

No, thanks, never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick, the poor toilet

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"Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it is to be young..."

"Know how age thinks and feels, youth cannot. But old men guilty are if what to be young, they forget... "

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"I wouldn't go out with you if it was a choice between you and the giant squid."

"If a choice is was between you and the giant squid, go out with you I would not."

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"We'll get you another autograph. Lockhart'll sign anything if it stands still long enough."

"Get you another autograph, will we. Sign anything Lockhart will, if stands still long enough it does."

OK, my attempt is at talking Liverpoolian, seeing as I have a weird obsession for the Liverpool accent. Apologies to anyone from Liverpool for my lame attempt

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1. "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" - Harry

Brrrillient ! It's Potions las ting on Frrridee ! Snape won't hav tha timme ta poison os oll !

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2. "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" - Harry

Yea, Quirrrrrell was a grrreat teacher. There was jus tha minor drrrawbac of 'im havin' Lord Voldemorrt stickin' out the bac of 'is 'ead !

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3. "Oh Harry, don't you see? If she could have done one thing to make absolutely sure that every single person in this school will read your interview, it was banning it!" - Hermione

O 'Arry, don't ya seeee ? If she cud hav done one ting ta make absolutely shore tha everrry single person in this schooool will rrread your interview, it was bannin' i !

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4. "I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed." - Hermione

A 'ope you're pleased wit yer-selves. We cud all hav bin killed - or weyrse, expelled. Now if ya don't miend, Am goin' ta bed.

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5. "Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy." - Ron

Perrcy wouldn't rrrecignisee a juuke if ia danced naaaked in fron of 'im wearin' Dobby's tea coooozzze.

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6. "Don't go blaming Dumbledore for Potter's determination to break rules. He has been crossing lines ever since he arrived here." - Snape

Don go blamin' Dumbledoooor for Poeer's determination ta brrreak tha ruleeees. Hes bin crossin' lens evea since he arrrived ere.

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7. "You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days." - Draco

You beta hurrrry up, they'll be waitin' for tha Chosen Cap-ain -- tha boy oo scorred -- wha-eva tha call ya these days.

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8. "I've been able to see them ever since my first year here. They've always pulled the carriages. Don't worry. You're just as sane as I am." - Luna

A've bin able ta see them eva since me firrst yearr ere. The've always puuulled tha carrriages. Don worrry. You're jus as sane as a am.

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9. "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?" - McGonagall

Yea of coorse. Ders no need ta tell me any morre Grrranger. Which one of ya will be dyin' dis yeaar ?

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10. "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." - Dumbledore

Scaaaars can com in hand-eee. I av one meself above me lef kneee dats a purr-fect map of da London Unda-groun.

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