Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

Granted, but theres nothing to eat!

I wish my sister would stop playing gangster rap and stop killing my brain.

Granted, but now you miss gangster rap


I wish I had coffee

granted but now you are so addicted to it that you are not able to drink anything else

I wish that I had more money

(already there )

Granted, but now your family's poor

I wish I had an apple

granted but it's a poison apple and puts you into an eternal sleep

I wish I had another box of crackers

granted but they had ants in them.

i wish my passport photos didnt look so lame. *sighs*

Granted but now they look so flashy that they look fake

I wish I could go to Disney World

granted but upon your arrival it closes down.

i wish i had some more gum

granted but there's too much gum and it starts cauzing diseases

I wish I could get some sleep

Granted, but you wake up an hour later


I wish my hands weren't so dry

Granted, but now your feet are dry. (? lol)

I wish I could go tot he midnight premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 2 tonight.

Granted, but they kick you out


I wish I was a third year

Granted, but they moved the required number of posts up and bump you back down.

I wish more people would review my stories on HPFF.

OUCH!
Granted, but you get bad reviews.

I wish my knee didn't hurt

Granted, but now your other knee hurts (lol, sorry)

I wish I was tired so I could just fall asleep.

*cries*
Granted, but you wake up ten minutes later


I wish I didn't have to clean bathrooms

Granted, but now you have to clean port-a-potties (hey, theyre two different things :D )

I wish my nose wasn't stuffy.

ewwwwww
Granted, now you have a headache.


I wish I had someone to cuddle with.

Granted, but that person hasn't bathed in five weeks.

I wish I didn't have to do "summer book reports" for school this summer.

grossgrossgrossgrossgross
aha, thats sucks. I mean.. Granted, but you have to do chemistry work instead.

I wish I had more books to read

Granted, but the books have long words like antidyslestablishmentation every other word.

I wish my sister didn't have a lacrosse tourney tomorrow in Jersey.

Granted, you have to play.


I wish I could yell at someone.

Granted, but the person takes offense and beats you up (sorry!).

I wish I could get a new lacrosse stick.

Granted, but it breaks.


I wish I had enough energy to clean my room.

Granted, but now your sibling/a random person has enough energy to mess ti up again.

I wish it was daytime so it would be sunny :D

Granted, but it hurts your eyes

I wish it was raining

Granted, but it floods and carries your house away (o dear...)

I wish I could be famous lol.

wheee. Granted, but no one leaves you alone


I wish my room was warm

Granted but then it gets so hot you sweat a river and drown (Sorry)

I wish I had a Twix

Granted, but it makes you fat (sorry!)


I wish I wasn't too lazy to turn the fan off

Granted but then you're never lazy and you're running and exercising all the time and because of that, you get so tired and get sick (sorry).


I wish Rupert Grint was my boyfriend!!!!! lol

Granted, but he dumps you publicly

I wish I had a milkshake

Granted but its an old spoiled milk shake...ew.

I wish I didn't have to fight.

granted but them everyone around you does and you just want to join in the fun...

I wish I could go get some lunch

Granted but then when you go to get it there are none left!

I wish these dresses fit...

Granted but then fashion changed and only losers wear dresses

I wish I could go shopping

(psh i am a loser)

Granted but then there's nothing to buy!

I wish the camera worked...

Granted, but after working for a few seconds it explodes!

I wish I could have chocolate.

Granted but it gets hot and melts on you

I wish I had internet at home

Granted but it never works

I wish life didnt confuse me so.

Granted, it disturbs you.


I wish people were happier.

(So do I)

Granted but they're too happy and now it just annoys everyone.

I wish I didn't have feelings.

Granted, but you cry everytime someone touches you




I wish momma and daddy would get along

Granted but the only way they get along is by not speaking to each other at all.

I wish life had a backspace button

Granted, but no enter button.


I wish the world wasn't so messed up

Granted but then it turns upside down.

I wish I knew what was best for me...

Granted, but it refuses to happen.


I wish mom and dad could be friends again

Granted but within the week they're enemies again.

I wish the rain would wash away the pain

Granted, but after the rain it comes back

I wish mommy and daddy would be friends forever and ever and ever...

Granted but forever and ever and ever only lasts a day.

I wish I didn't upset people by what I do...