Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

Granted, but then again, england isn;t that interesting...apart from me :D

I wish I was in America

Granted but then Jesse and I would fight over which of us you'd live with. ^.^

I wish Umbridge would die. ^.^[/img]

granted, but then it couldn't be green.

I wish my homework was done

(that was mean lily lol)

granted but then the blasted song gets stuck in your head

i wish i lived in a pineapple under the sea

granted but then gravity dropped and you flew into space never to return

i wish i was a third year

granted, but it eats all of your food.

I wish i was third year!

granted but he pees on everything

i wish i had FOOD!!

granted, but you lost it again

i wish i could type faster

granted, but then you wouldn't be the lily we all love!

i wish i had a boyfriend

granted! but then you find out that he really wants to be a she.

i wish i wasnt sick anymore

granted, but then you break several bones

i wish i was a third year soon!!!!!!!!

granted but then everyone else gets upgraded to fourth year!

i wish winky never cried

granted, but then you break rules and get kicked from the site!

i wish...that..i could think of a V movie

V is good..??? are you okay??

granted...but it died

i wish i had a cookie! *thinks of over the hedge and laughs* but i like a cookie!

Granted, but everything that you make cookies with is not available because of a shortage.

I wish that I could drive

granted, but i've started drivers ed first

i wish drivers ed was over with

Granted but drivers ed no longer helps teach driving

I wish that I could hug my boyfriend

(you have one?? awwwwwwww!! i didn't know!)

granted, but then he breaks up with you

i wish i had a flatter stomach

granted (you already do stupid ) but you have fat cheaks

I wish I could go see Jesse in Florida

Granted but then you get stuck here during the worst hurrican season

I wish I could go up and see jess

granted but then you run out of money and cant go back home (oh darn)

I wish I could be as pretty as Sarah Michelle geller

granted, but then you realize that you like you the way you were before

i wish i had a boyfriend

granted but sadly he turns gay

I wish I was the DADA Professor

GRanted but then you want to be divinations proffessor
I wish I could grow up and get this teenager crap over with

(i hate you jesse you will pay)
granted, but your students kill you

i wish i had a straight bf

granted but then you fall for another guy

I wish I could stop playing these games and still have someone to talk to

Granted but then you wish you were ateen when its time to pay bills (heh i guess)

I wish I could earn more housepoints

granted but then I loose our housepoints

I again wish that I could stop playing these games

Granted but then i stop seeing your avi and name and get depressed

I wish I could propose to jess irl

granted, but then it rains on the wedding day

i wish i had a necklace

granted but then the wedding gets pushed up and your only engaged for two hours

I wish I could stop playing these games and still keep Jesse happy

Granted but it breaks before you get it

I wish I had another soda

granted but then it gets too tight and uncomfortable

I wish I didn't have to Pee so bad (brb)

Granted but you pee on yourself

I wish I could see the future

granted but then you have to dookie

I wish I could go to chat and not make Jesse depressed

granted but you both get d/c
i wish i had more gum

Granted but i eat it all

I wish I could write more stories

granted but nobody likes them

i wish i was a third year

Granted but then you can't be a fourth year ever

I wish that I could make an A in Algebra

granted but you fail everything else

i wish i had my report card

Granted, but you can't read your grades because the report card got rained on

I wish that I was richer than my wildest girlhood dreams