Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

granted, but it turns out that hermione is really a guy (i got it off hpff...don't ask)

I wish i had no more cramps!!!!!

granted, but pansy kills harry after finding him cheating with ginny (lol)


I wish the dang 7th book would finish writing itself and come out sooner.

grabted but it writes it self and is stupid and boring



i wish i could be harry potters twin

granted but you look so much alike, the papparazzi swarms you and lies about you and practically takes away your freedom to do normal things.


I wish Percy would DIE!

Granted. But then you feel so guilty for causing his death that you become a hermit so no one is in danger from you anymore.

I wish Dumbledore didn't die.

Granted, but then harry died instead and noone stopped Voldemort, and so everyone died:-(

I wish GCSEs were cancelled this year!

Granted but they moved them to next year so you had to go through a whole other year ofrevision and going over the same thing over and over again!

I wish Ravenclaw won the house cup!

Granted but then we found out that you cheated! SHAME

lol

I wish I had tons of house points.

granted, but they were then taken away again for bad behaviour :twisted:

I wish bank holidays were longer!!

granted but they last forever...which would be a good thing....anyways they last forever and you don't get enough education to go to a good college get a job etc.

i wish my homework was done

granted, but whoever did your homework got all the answers wrong and failed you.

I wish i could travel through time.

granted, but you get stuck in a midevel out house....(srry)

I wish my school would...disapear in a puff of smoke or something lol except for the drama department!!!

granted - but then you have to joint the army and get up at 3 am every morning for cold showers and training



I wish man united would win every football cup

Granted but Man U get banned from ever playing football again.


I wish my mobile phone would stop ringing.

granted, but then never rings again.

i wish i won the lottery

granted but u lose the ticket

i wish my toes werent numb

granted, but then your fingers turn blue

i wish i knew if snape is evil or not!!!

granted but u immediatly forget.

I wish i could fix my bf's guitar

granted, but then you trip over with it, it falls off a very tall building and smashes.

i wish i could go exploring in the aztec jungle

granted but you get lost and are never found.

i wish i could egt my game to work.

granted, but the characters come to life and takes over the world

i wish i could go to Atlantis

granted, but then you wake up.

i wish i had a giant chocolate bar!

granted, but the chocolate makes you fat (which is never a good thing lol)


I wish my history homework would finish its own dang self.

granted but then u would FAIL

I wish I had the power to stop the clock!

granted, but you can't start it back up again and you get stuck forever!!!!!

I wish i had FOOD...AND a boyfriend!!!!! *cravings*

Granted but hten u choke and die and ur bf leaves ur dead body. (sorry!)

I wish life was more simpler

granted but that just makes thing complicated (wow, you had to stick me with a loser bf!! lol)

I wish i came back to life...with CHOCOLATE!!!

Granted but then all the chocolate melts!

I wish I could make time go faster

granted but you can't stop it now

i wish i had a none murderous B/F

granted, but you turn into a murderous girlfriend

I wish I could control the weather

granted and you make it sunny, but then your powers die and the sun explodes.

i wish i would stop gettin migraines every day!!

granted but you get cramps

i wish i had a better cell phone!

granted but then someone would steal it.

I wish I could be nice!

granted but then everyone ignores you.

I wish i could kill more people.

granted but then you kill everyone on earth and now you're all alone.


i wish my cousin would GO AWAY!

(doesnt mind be only one left hehe)

Granted but then you feel guilty

I wish i didnt have cravings for bad things

granted. now you have a craving for very bad things.

I wish my mobile would stop ringing.

Granted. But now its never going to ring again cuz it's dead.

I wish that I could have a real magic wand that worked...

granted but u will never be able to use it at all

I wish i could help john find his plectrum.

granted but then it *snaps!*

I wish i was emma in jesse's avvie. XD

granted but u end up being stalked by mad mad mad uglly men 24/7


I wish my knee was hurt.

Granted but instead you start having pains in both arms that is excruciating

I wish that I had my own house

granted but it gets blown up and you have no insurance

i wish i could wake my cat up

granted but she scratches you.


I wish i could find my favorite jeans. =(

Granted but sadly they shrunk in the wash

I wish that I could buy a new guitar

Granted but u drop it and smash it into tiny lil pieces

I wish i could to sleep

Granted but then you would lose your job coz you overslept.

I wish I could stay at home all day

(dont have a job, lol)

Granted but u fail all ur exams

TPBM has a crush on Harry Potter

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DON'T SAY THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will ignore that comment like the londeners did the plague and like dumbledore did snape's true colours!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WILL NOT FAIL MY EXAMS!!! I WILL GET 12 A*s!!!!!!!! Just you watch...

ok...now that i have had my obsessive supersticious rant because i am supersticious, i will carry on...lol...btw...wrong game...this isn't TPBM LMAO!!!

I will take it as you wish HP was yours.

Granted but Ginny would then kill you!