Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

um... and the question WL?

oh well i'll do it -

I wish I could meet Hermione

Granted but the second you two get in an argument her bf Draco crucio's you and well you're left on the floor writhing in excruciating pain.

I wish that I had some hot chocolate

granted, but then u dropped the mug + got chocolate on the carpet + ur mum went mental

i wish i could go to New Zealand

granted, but then you get attacked by hobbits.

i wish my exams were over.

granted but you failed them all (sorry)

I wish i could fight

granted but then you would be bruised and tired all the time

i wish i could eat mushrooms without puking (i don't like them really)

Granted but you eat so many you become obsessed with them and soon they are the only thing you will ever eat again awwwww how sad....

I wish I could compete in the Pro Skateboard Games

Granted but then you get murdered by your fans...(see...being a celebrity isn't so good!!!)

I wish I was a bit taller

granted but then u were like 9.3 and couldn't get though the doors!

I wish i had a MAGIC WAND for casting spells, lol

grante, but you get a specific amnesia tht erases all your knowledge about spells, so your wand is useless.

I wish my physics teacher would leave school.

granted, but then he/she moves in with you

i wish i was sorted into Ravenclaw on the House Pride forums that i just joined.

granted, but then u didn't win anything anyway

i wish GCSEs were cancelled this year

( SO DO I !!!!!!!!)

Granted but then you would have to take them next year PLUS your ASs...

I wouldn't actually wish that on anyone...good luck in your exams!!!

I wish I was properley awake right now

granted, but then u wud hav 2 start doin some revision

(gud luk in ur exams 2!)

i wish summer would hurry up!

Granted but then autumn would have to hurry up too and school would start again!!

I wish i could be open about my HP obsession lol

granted, but then u wud probably get put in a mental home. (onli jokin!)

i wish i could go on holiday sumwqhere hot NOW!

Granted but your revision would follow you like a hawk. Lol!

I wish I were slightly thinner

granted, but then everyone would tell you to put on weight.

i wish revision wasn't necessary!

granted but then everyone would nag you for something else anyway!

I wish i could fly!

Granted but now that you can fly air traffic control sends out the air force to shoot you down

I wish that I could be a Nascar driver

Granted. But you get hurt badly in a race.

I wish my friends would stop suggesting therapy (for my potter obsession).

Just kidding.....but they have joked about it.

Granted but then u really do go crazy and think it is ur destiny to kill voldy

i wish ppl would be more trust worthy

granted, but then you become...a compulsize liar.

I wish my legs would stop ITCHING!!!!!!!!!!!

granted but then they turn red and fall off! (omg so so so sorry!)

I wish i could do homework in secnds

granted, but you get assigned more and you don't actually learn any of it so you fail all your finals (srry, but the legs.......)

I wish i had my legs back.

granted but u get them back and the toes are painted jet black, the legs are stuffed with pudding and cotton, and ur ankle is pierced (take that, lol)

i wish i could multitask

granted, but you end up doing so much that....that...you don't have time to study for finals!!!!!!!!!! (*cue evil laughter*)

i wish i had GoF extended version on DvD

Granted but you get it, and the case is stuffed with ur legs, cotton, pudding, and OMG HIIPPOS

I wish I had chocolate right now

Granted, but if you would have chocolate now, then you wouldn't have it later, just for that one second. (lol, being smarty smart smart again..)

I wish there would be no whining ppl.

granted, but since that is indirectly what we are doing on this thread, the wish backfires and everything goes back to normal.

i wish i had done my homework earlier BEFORE my play went up...cause now i have to do my weekend homework in ONE DAY....*sigh*

Granted but then u would have...nightmares about homework? lol i don't know

I wish I had money,lol

granted but then money has no value so you are stcuk with loads of useless coins and notes


i wish i could be an animagus and change into a horse

Granted but then all you got to eat was hay and you didn't like hay, lol

I wish I could see the future, lol

granted, but then you see....Harry dieing in book seven

i wish my latin project was done

Granted, but then you fail and realize you had done it all in French.

I wish I could sleep

granted, but you sleep through the finals that are worth 75% of your grade

I wish i didnt have a cold

Granted but then *gasp* you would have *gasp* a *gasp* HOT!!!!

I wish I could finish this stupid social studies essay.

granted, but you are assigned to write a 5 page essay....in Latin

i wish i was asleep.

granted but then you miss out on all the cool stuff that happened.


I wish my dad would let me go to Italy with my cousin this summer.

Well, that'd be nice-until you got sunburnt. OUCH

I wish Lily was still my mom in the H.E. family tree...

Granted but then u found out that ur dad was PEEVES

I wish I didn't have 2 go 2 school today

granted, but you call in sick and you end up REALLY sick with....bird flu? (so sorry)

I wish my homework was done

Granted but then u realized it was already finished and u had rewritten the whole thing twice

I wish I could sleep

granted, but you wake up again and can't sleep and end up going to insomniacs annonymous (sp)

i wish....i had a Draco.

granted but draco is a fictional character so he doesn't exist

i wish school uniforms are banned

Granted, but then you'd miss the bus spending an hour trying to figure out what to wear.

I wish Neville could fly

Granted but then he crashed into you!!!

I wish I could just snap my fingers and undo the last seconds that just happened/

Granted, but you'd snap them so hard they'd brake

I wish I had Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans

granted, but they are alll....ratish flavored

i wish i had chocolate frogs

Granted, but then it would hop away and you'd waste all your galleons.

I wish I was born a pureblood.