Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

Granted, except the story is about fluffy bunnies and silky socks.

I wish that JKR made an 8th book!

Granted. But you forget who Jo is later.

I wish I could be and A.D. on GoF

Granted, expect you wind up disapearring the next day.

I wish I was in the movie GoF

granted but no one sees you

I wish I had ice cream

Granted, except its already melted.

I wish that people liked me for who I was.

granted but they like me more

I wish I could pee

granted. but then YOU DIE

*thunder*

I wish I could see my older brother more often.

Granted, except you go flying in the sky instead by accident.

I wish I could see my father again.

granted but hes a jerk

I wish my father was not a jerk

Granted, but it only lasts for one hour.


I wish my dad didn't go to some whore mean ugly short woman!

Granted. But your mum is.

I wish my other sister wasn't such a suck up

.....*cries*


Granted, except she falls off a cliff with all your HP stuff.


I iwsh that people would stop insulting people.

granted but then Bb is.

I wish that Jesse would come on line!@

Granted, except someone kidnapped him.

I wish that and could just be someone else.

granted but your ron
I wish that jesse wasnt kidnapped

Granted, except he was kidnapped the next minute you weren't looking.

I wish that nothing was over/

Granted. But then your dearest pet dies

I wish Annaleise would stop crying

granted but then she gets diariah

I wish You all would let Jesse come without being kidnapped

Granted but then he would die

I wish i was RICH

granted but no one loves you
I wish I had a daughter

Granted. But then Annaliese gets into a fight with her.

I wish that I could forget all my nightmares about Annaliese

granted but then they come true

I wish kitty wasnt mean

Granted. But you owe her $$$$$

I wish I was alseep

granted. but then you cant post anymore

I wish I could sleep

granted. but when you did you would have nightmares and wake up screaming and sweating 30 minutes later...

i wish i had a dog

granted but the dog thinks its a cat


I wish I wasnt so bored

granted but then it gets too hot and all you want to do is stay inside with AC

I wish I could go swimming

granted but the waters infected.


I wish I could get to 700 posts.

granted but everyone else has a thousand (we wish!)

I wish i could go on vacation!

granted but your vacation sucks.

I wish Jesse would get back on the comp and stop sleeping.

grant but he goes on and doesnt talk to you (he wouldn't dare to of corse! lol)

I wish I could be popular!

granted but every one hates you

I wish I could get my hands on JEsse

granted but he's covered in this weird yellow slime

I wish we could just automatically get 100 posts.

granted but then you need a 1000 more to go to each level

I wish that roman would stop playing games...

granted but now nobody will play games.

I will I was ruler of the world! (not really but I'm running out of wishes)

granted but there is no world to rule.

I wish I could jump of a bridge..

granted but you die of clogged arteries

I wish I could kiss Jesse in person

granted but it turns out he's a better kisser online

I wish I could get everything I wanted

Granted but then you find out you're a squib

I wish I was a prefect!

Granted...but then well he's dead so you're dead.

I wish to be able to travel the world!

Granted...But mean people in the island of mangolongo eat you

I wish I was a fire-man!

granted but fire is banned so you're out of the job.

I wish I could write a famous book

Granted...But people hate it soo they take all your money

I wish I Could kill Voldie!

Granted but he had twins so now there's TWO voldy

I wish I could quit school

Granted-But you where so dumb you never found a job so you are poor

I wish I cold Marry Hermione.(?)

Granted but she hates you because she wanted to marry Ron

I wish I could date Oliver Wood.