Make a Wish...

First topic message reminder :

I found this game on another website and you guys can think its weird but I think it's funny...its called make a wish..

Example, first someone makes a wish and then the next person says granted but then messes the wish up..

person 1: I wish I had a million dollars!
person 2: Granted. But now people dont use dollars anymore they use coins so you money's worthless. (then that person makes a wish now) Get it?

ok I'll start...

I wish I could date Oliver Wood! LoL

Granted but you get stupider

I wish i was less bored

Granted, but now you have too much to do


I wish they made robots who gave back massages

Granted but they wont stop!

I wish I had some cheese

Granted, but its moldy


I wish my internet was faster

granted now its so fast that it broke your computer

I wish that people didn't get mad at me

Granted, but now they irritate you.


I wish it rained more.

(floods here anyway)

Granted, but now you can't walk


I wish I could see my friend.

Granted, but they break everything in your house


I wish fire didn't burn

granted, but then water began to burn instead.

i wish my school wasn't so placid

(I can live with that)

Granted, but your parents are making you move

I wish I lived in Canada

granted but you would get lost one winter in the cold and get frost bite and have to have ur toes cut off (ewww)
i wish i could be someone else....

granted but then that person gets hit by a bus.

i wish australia beat italy in the world cup

Granted, but Australia gets disqualified



I wish people were nicer

Granted but your meaner (sorry)

I wish that i knew what went on around me

Granted but then you get hit in the head and forget whats going on around you.


I wish my school didn't have uniforms.

granted but then you'd be forced to go naked to school (hahaha)

i wish my computer hadn't break

granted but you broke (sorry)

I wish that whatever is in the water/air/whatever it is would go away

Granted, but then something even worse comes to take its place.

I wish that mesquitos (sp?) would just go away so I would stop itching. *scratches foot*

granted but now they rule the world

I wish today would go quicker

Granted, but then your whole life goes quicker


I wish life was easy

granted but now there is no life ouch!

I wish that i had a life

Granted. But now no one else has a life so you have no one to spnd it with. (Sorry ^_^)

I wish I was a pirate.

Granted but you get caught (and we all know what happens then)

I wish i had more ice cream

Granted, but it all melts so you have ice cream soup

I wish my brother would go to sleep

Granted but he never wakes up

I wish Ihad some socks

granted but they are too smart

I wish that my brain hadn't exploded

Granted but your head exploded instead

I wish there was some yummy food in the house

Granted but sadly you invite me over and I ate it all

I wish I could throw a party!!

granted but none would turn up
i wish that i could marry pete doherty

Granted, but no one comes.

I wish I had a ferret.

Granted but then you find out he's an animgaus

I wish I had Fluffy as a pet

granted but then you forgot to feed him and in his hunger he ate you

i wish there was some more roast chicken left (random, i know)

Granted, but then he eats you.

I wish I could fly on a broom.

granted but you fall off and break ur leg
i wishi could marry pete doherty(writing coz none answered b4 lool)

Granted but then he went off with some rich famous girl (i am sorry georgia - i know its cruel)

i wish there was some more roast chicken left (again because no-one answered before)

hehe granted but then the chicken comes back in life and eats uu!!
i wish i was a rock star

Granted but everyone hates your music (Sorry!)

I wish I had a penguin

granted but the penguin runs away

i wish i didnt listening to other people and not myself

that makes no sense!

who cares.....

Granted but now no one talks to you

I wisht that my mom didn't think i spent too much time online

Granted but then you computer blows up

I wish my job was better

granted but now you can't work

I wish that my house cleaned itself

Granted but now everytime you try to eat your food dissapears

I wish I could play an instrument

granted but its no longer legal.

I wish that i had good food in my house

Granted, but ferrets come and eat it all

I wish I had a pool

granted but there is no water left so you can't fill it

I wish i wasn't tired

Granted, but then you never sleep again

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but then you would get loads of other stuff that leads to stress and then you wish you would be sick :D

I wish i would have someone to huggle right now